bull Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Stop slending me porn on my new iphone,velly dislacting and I not velly straight with pen sometimes ,and lhe lairdressers cut my lair tooo slort he said {meanwhile Turds was mixing in really well with the jlc }Hey captain he yelled from the really dark corner of the room at the blue oyster,,,these jab fellows really are sweet they brought me a new.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Stop slending me porn on my new iphone,velly dislacting and I not velly straight with pen sometimes ,and lhe lairdressers cut my lair tooo slort he said {meanwhile Turds was mixing in really well with the jlc }Hey captain he yelled from the really dark corner of the room at the blue oyster,,,these jab fellows really are sweet they brought me a new.................... ...Roger Rammit engine thingys with the xtra strong thru bolts that casa like. "Now I can really........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 ...grease up to CASA, and, coming from Dandenong, home of the APEX gang, keep a few spares in an old sock to give the muggers a few surprisesm when........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiacpilot Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 they least expect it, and are concentrating........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 ...on avoiding a one month ban from Een, who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiacpilot Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 ..., being a 'toothless tiger' wouldn't scare them anyway, as they are...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 too hard to see in the dark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Sorry to say this guys, shoot me down in flames if you want to, and certainly no offence intended, ban me if mod's want to, but we can do so much better on this thread. This thread needs to raise it's game a bit. If you care to look back at some of the very early post's they were real funny, but things have declined, so I personally couldn't even bother posting on it. Many of you guys have probably had enough hearing about the Oyster Bar, Possum skins, through bolts etc; and have so much more to offer than that. I know that so many of you have a great sense of humor, and we'd all be happy to see your rejuvinated offerings that are appreciated by the majority, and you yourselves will get so much pleasure from this thread which has been going for yonks. Kind Rdgs Grumpy Old Fart Planey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Plane driver according to who them there kids spend up big you you have pissed them off Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 24, 2017 Author Share Posted January 24, 2017 So as Planet tries to appease the threads objectives, and Admin and Mods have over the last 6 months diligently worked hard to clean the site up, users begin to flock back to the Recreational Flying institution for the aviation insane. INSANE...who is in insane remarks Planet? Just because I can't get through my day without speaking my time between Recreational Flying and my joys of Phillumenism doesn't mean I am insane or even....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 hey adim you mean you want get into me boat bring your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 ......certified. But they'd done a spiffing job, Admin and Mods. The place was filled with light and....freshness, yes freshness.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSE3JANx14 I shall do well here, he thought....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Just because I can't get through my day without speaking my time between Recreational Flying and my joys of Phillumenism doesn't mean I am insane or even....... just a bit plane bonkas at times. Phillumanism! (had to google that one) Have collection of matchbox models tucked away for the grandkids, but not into collecting the pyrotechnic side of things, strike a light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Said Turbo, [having just got back from rec flying sanatorium] that bloody planeguider fellow had a whole heap of........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 whinges, but no malice intended. meanwhile, did storchy ever tell you how well his storch ran on avgas and H2O. That's no Bull, Bull, I have a photo of him topping it up before escaping Narrow Mine in inclement weather. Can't beat those rotary axes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 now plany old storchy burnt a lot of bridges an he must pissssed god of too cause he wont take him avgas and h20 not a problem the speed of the storch need somein to keep it cool like gee plany google will tell you any thing you want to know bull and his big words now has storchy confused he may have to join turbo at that place that has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 .......but Turbo was watching and had good reason to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 yeh turbo was watching them rascally three wasted hrs and is now plum tuckered out in the mean time admin and his partener in good ideas nev were on a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 roll to nowhere like a Thruster on a conveyor belt...but then...suddenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 it reminds him of a going nowhere fast Ford Mondeo with a stuffed tranny (read that as auto-transmission you politically corrects). Poor bugger probably regrets flogging off his Ford Prefect ?, but as Admin you have to try to maintain an admirable image, otherwise.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horsefeathers Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 you end up looking like the driver of a Robin Reliant, slightly off balance, and wobbling all over the place. Come to think of it, that sounds just like..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 the British PM wondering . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Boris wondered why he was off balance? He looked in the mirror and chanted " who is the finest PM of all?" No reply came. But Boris just shrugged and leaned back on his brexit hunting stick. He smiled his foppish grin and just new his time had come. Reward for all his efforts. Suddenly the mirror went misty and a grave voice laughed a deep guttural mirth. Boris startled and screamed in anguish, he had pushed backwards too much....... Impaled by his his own brexit batard. He screamed in pain and wailed how its not fair, the more he wailed, the more the pain. His convulsive cries only further drove his brexit into his rear. Suddenly the fog of pain lifted for one split second and he glimpsed in the mirror a visage of splender. Of Great Britain ...... It was Winston..... In a instant, the image of hope, strength, reason and bravery was gone. Before him Boris could only see himself. A naked man with a hunting stick wrapped in scotch thistle shoved up his clacker. Suddenly two taps were heard at the door and in stepped........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 a delegation from the IOC with an announcement that our man Boris was to represent the nation at the bad hair Olympics. duly came the final with three remaining contestants Boris, Donald and Kim fighting for the podium with all three pushing and shoving and trying to balance on the top spot. The IOC calls in a whole alphabet of international consultant firms who recommend a circular podium with only one flat surface. All three then refuse to stand on such an abomination of the competitive spirit and head off to their respective TV interviews meanwhile Xi with three medals around his neck and the podium under his arm is seen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 ...at an upmarket hairdresser, trying on a series of orange and albino wigs and wishing he had either the orange or the pallid-but ruddy complexion to carry one or the other. Unable to choose, but mollified by the servile cries of admiration and flattering assurances that his bum looked big in neither of them, he chose one of each to avoid future disappointment, and resolved to wear then interchangeably when next... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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