The Never Ending Story

[onetrack]

.....known to be fond of kickbacks as regards free air tickets (some long-overdue avref), and to this end, Cappy went out of his way to acquire a number of free business-class seats to well-known holiday destinations, where said judges could frolic with the barely-clad native women, without fear of bringing their office into disrepute. In fact, one judge was so enamoured of the "local talent", he was found with his trousers.............

[turboplanner]

....members of the Judicial Workers Federation, which has always had a low profile, quietly dispensing their justice from the days of Captain Cook.

They were beginning to fell they'd dispensed a little too much justice to Dan when ......

 

 

 

[Captain]

22 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... members of the Judicial Workers Federation, which has always had a low profile, quietly dispensing their justice from the days of Captain Cook.

They were beginning to feel that they had dispensed a little too much justice to Dan when ......

..... an investigative journalist at The Australian identified that the JWF were just the Waterside Workers Federation & the Seaman's Union with some masking tape over their names and the Judicial Workers Federation (often misspelled) scribbled in with a black Texta .......... while various Judges had changed their names from Pat Clancy, Billy Hughes & Chopper Reid by deed poll.

 

And while the sentences were often meted out immediately by a .38 to the melon around the back of the pub, one advantage of this system was that not much time or money was wasted on appeals ..... plus this all fitted in tickety-boo with normal politics and the way things roll in Mextoria.

 

The JWF also warned off Turbo, hence why he limps and his knee is still swollen, from forming the privatized & new Turbine Law Courts & King's Counsels Inc, because Turbo had ......

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[turboplanner]

......inadvertently stepped into the most lucrative rackets in the Country, where the judges would meet in a pub and decide who was going to win this one, and what the suckers were going to pay.

These were the people you'd see down at the airport polishing their half million dollar Sportcruisers.

Turbo designed more or less an electronic gumball maching where you'd touch on wiuth your AMEX Card, and then type in the problem and details of the prick that had crossed your path, and the screen would show a video of Judge Judy, the machine would click a few times, then say "Sorry we lost" and fifty bucks would be charged to the credit card. Same disappointment, but you still had your house.

So Turbo sold the system to Cappy for $3.9 million, and they both ensured Cappy's identity remained secret. The money that flowed in built twin mansions where the old bungalow used to be in the Spratleys, and the parties became legend until Chairman Xi showed up one night and .............

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

So Turbo sold the system to Cappy for $3.9 million, and they both ensured Cappy's identity remained secret. The money that flowed in built twin mansions where the old bungalow used to be in the Spratleys, and the parties became legend until Chairman Xi showed up one night and ........

..... demanded 20% "for the Big Guy".

 

"It not for me" emphasized Xi "It for Joey Biden. I take the other 80% or you'll be reeducated down in Uighur territory".

 

"Fair enough, whatever you want, Xi old mate" replied Cappy, using his best Albanese negotiating technique ..... then added "But what's your missus doing at the moment, mate? As my friend here is a champion at Strip Mahjong".

 

"Ahhh, you pray Stlip Mahjongg so you must be OK guys" replied Xi "I send down my missus and a few concubines and you can take your pick, but be careful as your mate looks a little crook and a couple of those girls might tip him over the edge & finish him off".

 

"Don't you worry about that, as my mate can handle whatever is thrown at him, as we have been up the Khyber together."

 

"Wow, but isn't that a lude explession, yet humourous in a juvenile manner?" asked Xi "With connotations of b........

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[turboplanner]

.......breakfast in the Uighur Mountains in his youth.

He mentioned this to Cappy and said he had come away with a gin addiction and from that moment nothing was too much trouble for Chairman Xi. They disappeared to the Observation deck Cappy had built for the CIA and Chairman Xi frowned slightly, but then they disappeared for a week and chits were sent down, meals and gin sent up, gin bottles thudded onto the Spratly grass, and they decided what they would get Albo to do.

Not many people know that Albo was a Commando in the British Army during Gulf 1. Of course they weren't up to the standard of the Marines, but Albo was very handy with a knife in the back and ..........

[Captain]

54 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 ..... gin bottles thudded onto the Spratly grass, and they decided what they would get Albo to do.

Not many people know that Albo was a Commando in the British Army during Gulf 1. Of course they weren't up to the standard of the Marines, but Albo was very handy with a knife in the back and ..........

.... he was great at disguises, being two-faced and all.

 

The pinnacle of Albo's time in the British Army was during Gulf 1, when he went to Mosul, which he thought was a bivalve mollusk ....... and he was hankering for a paella.

 

This set the scene for Albo's future, in that he was then .......

 

The plate of Mosuls that Albo really wanted.

 

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[turboplanner]

....named Mosul, given a Drifter [avref] and had the job of impersonating a Recreational Flyer who had drifted off course, couldn't find his way back because the GPS battery was flat and the spare GPS battery was flat. The enemy would usually have a laugh and let him go. Turbo would then fly the route home dropping gin bottles, and Cappy would show up right on track for the runway every time.

 

Not many people know that Cappy has a photographic memory and is a displayed artist of some not so there was no need to bring a camera and Turbo would just infiltrate among the enemy in the danger zone borrowing cigarettes from them as he moved through clarifying great spots for the artillery to lob ordnance.

 

It was a good system; Turbo would pinch a bike and back to the lines, the artillery would wipe out the enemy and the British Commandos would run in, clap their hands to scare any laggers and claim another victory.

 

One dark night though an enemy soldier caught the whiff or the aftermath of Cappy's evening feed of mosuls and grabbed him by the ..........