Captain Posted Friday at 05:22 PM Posted Friday at 05:22 PM (edited) 33 minutes ago, turboplanner said: .......dark grey Armano suit, where he is often lost in the crowd, but ....... .... those Armano suits are a knockoff of the prized Italian Armani suits, and are supplied by a bloke named Hop Lee who has them made in Nth Korea and shipped into Moorabbin via ..... Edited Friday at 05:24 PM by Captain 1
turboplanner Posted Friday at 06:38 PM Posted Friday at 06:38 PM .......a dealer in Honkers whe strips the lining out and sells it for........
Captain Posted Friday at 06:44 PM Posted Friday at 06:44 PM (edited) .... use in multi coloured rainbow burkas (with poly mesh in the letterbox slot), which he then sells on to ..... Edited Friday at 06:49 PM by Captain
turboplanner Posted Friday at 07:11 PM Posted Friday at 07:11 PM ......Rebels and Terrorists [insert today's enemies of the USA] to make them more visible to the 50 cal snipers. They are then collected by the UN which has made so much money from its Global Warming programme they they now collect them in Cat Powered International MRAPs rather than cheap Land Rovers. The UN then sells them to Pakistanis who love colourful clothes, bringing in more money to the UN which has promised to fix all dripping taps by 2030, and they..... 1
Captain Posted Friday at 10:44 PM Posted Friday at 10:44 PM (edited) 3 hours ago, turboplanner said: The UN then sells them to Pakistanis who love colourful clothes, bringing in more money to the UN which has promised to fix all dripping taps by 2030, and they..... .... also sell a percentage to the Red Cross and to Amnesty International so that minor/new terrorist bands can be supported surreptitiously, as opposed to the major terrorists that are supported directly by the UN's own bleeding heart subsidiaries. But back to the 2 Russians meeting up in the West Aussie desert, where Гарольд said to Ed "I'm in favor of this lack of snow and ice, as you can stick Siberia where the sun doesn't shine (for half the year), but Geez Louiseski tavarishch, this red sand really gives me the ..... Edited Friday at 10:50 PM by Captain
onetrack Posted Friday at 11:37 PM Posted Friday at 11:37 PM .....worst itchy rash, where I've never had a rash before!" Ed replied, "I've got a cure for that - and it also involves Goannas. I use Goanna Liniment - it cures everything from nasty rashes right through to AIDS and COVID-19, and if you smear some Goanna Liniment on the control cables and pulleys in your aircraft (long overdue avref), you'll be amazed at what the stuff does to aircraft performance!" "What? Even on the Polikarpov I-16 control cables and pulleys?", said Гарольд. "Yes, it makes anything and everything more supple and pliable", said ED. "That's incredible news!", said Гарольд, "Where can I get some of this fabulous, almost magical liniment?" "Well", said Ed, "First, you have to catch a big Bungarra and kill it. This is not easy, as the savagery of big Bungarras is well known, just ask any snake! After you've managed to kill the Bungarra, you then have to........
turboplanner Posted 21 hours ago Posted 21 hours ago .......render the fat while trying to avoid the razor sharp claws, teeth and scales; the carcasses can twitch for day and your hands...... 1
Captain Posted 12 hours ago Posted 12 hours ago 9 hours ago, turboplanner said: .......render the fat while trying to avoid the razor sharp claws, teeth and scales; the carcasses can twitch for day and your hands...... .... need to roll the goanna up like an empty tube of toothpaste. Keep rolling, and it's the final 100 gms of goop that comes out of its nose that contains the magical liniment. Collect that in your panican and ..... 1
turboplanner Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago .......simmer on the campfire coals for four hours........... 1
turboplanner Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago ....stir vigorously and simmer for another four hours before........
CT9000 Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago ......cooking at high heat for another eight hours before ......
Captain Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago (edited) ..... a period of isotropic cooling (hence why the final product is so expensive), after which you can skim off the green mucasean crust and then ...... Edited 3 hours ago by Captain
onetrack Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago .....adding essence of bat legs (assists in curing flight problems), some ground tiger penis powder (assists in getting strength into weak things), several dingo hairs (adds bite to the product), and a litre of used crankcase oil (30 weight and heavier is preferred - and this final element adds the lubricity required). Some Box Poison leaves are finally introduced to the steaming solution, which aids greatly in killing any life-form that remains, after the liniment is applied. Once cooled, the mixture is allowed to settle, the scum is skimmed off the top, and you end up with the pure Goanna Liniment, ready to pour into little goanna-shaped cans. Turbo watched with great interest as this process was being carried out by Ed and his sidekick, Jimmy "One-eye" Wangkirny, who controlled the ingredients amounts, while Ed did the stirring. It was obvious Turbo was eyeing the commercial potential of copying.........
turboplanner Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 42 minutes ago, onetrack said: .....adding essence of bat legs (assists in curing flight problems), some ground tiger penis powder (assists in getting strength into weak things), several dingo hairs (adds bite to the product), and a litre of used crankcase oil (30 weight and heavier is preferred - and this final element adds the lubricity required). Some Box Poison leaves are finally introduced to the steaming solution, which aids greatly in killing any life-form that remains, after the liniment is applied. Once cooled, the mixture is allowed to settle, the scum is skimmed off the top, and you end up with the pure Goanna Liniment, ready to pour into little goanna-shaped cans. Turbo watched with great interest as this process was being carried out by Ed and his sidekick, Jimmy "One-eye" Wangkirny, who controlled the ingredients amounts, while Ed did the stirring. It was obvious Turbo was eyeing the commercial potential of copying......... ......this process, but he had started to hiss and scratch himself and caught himself looking at the nearest tree. Maybe....... 1
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