The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

33 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......dark grey Armano suit, where he is often lost in the crowd, but .......

.... those Armano suits are a knockoff of the prized Italian Armani suits, and are supplied by a bloke named Hop Lee who has them made in Nth Korea and shipped into Moorabbin via .....

 

 

Edited 23 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......a dealer in Honkers whe strips the lining out and sells it for........

[Captain]

.... use in multi coloured rainbow burkas (with poly mesh in the letterbox slot), which he then sells on to .....

 

Edited 22 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

......Rebels and Terrorists [insert today's enemies of the USA] to make them more visible to the 50 cal snipers.

 

They are then collected by the UN which has made so much money from its Global Warming programme they they now collect them in Cat Powered International MRAPs rather than cheap Land Rovers.

 

The UN then sells them to Pakistanis who love colourful clothes, bringing in more money to the UN which has promised to fix all dripping taps by 2030, and they.....

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The UN then sells them to Pakistanis who love colourful clothes, bringing in more money to the UN which has promised to fix all dripping taps by 2030, and they.....

.... also sell a percentage to the Red Cross and to Amnesty International so that minor/new terrorist bands can be supported surreptitiously, as opposed to the major terrorists that are supported directly by the UN's own bleeding heart subsidiaries.

 

But back to the 2 Russians meeting up in the West Aussie desert, where Гарольд said to Ed "I'm in favor of this lack of snow and ice, as you can stick Siberia where the sun doesn't shine (for half the year), but Geez Louiseski tavarishch, this red sand really gives me the .....

Edited 17 hours ago by Captain

[onetrack]

.....worst itchy rash, where I've never had a rash before!" Ed replied, "I've got a cure for that - and it also involves Goannas. I use Goanna Liniment - it cures everything from nasty rashes right through to AIDS and COVID-19, and if you smear some Goanna Liniment on the control cables and pulleys in your aircraft (long overdue avref), you'll be amazed at what the stuff does to aircraft performance!"

 

"What? Even on the Polikarpov I-16 control cables and pulleys?", said Гарольд. "Yes, it makes anything and everything more supple and pliable", said ED. "That's incredible news!", said Гарольд, "Where can I get some of this fabulous, almost magical liniment?" "Well", said Ed, "First, you have to catch a big Bungarra and kill it. This is not easy, as the savagery of big Bungarras is well known, just ask any snake! After you've managed to kill the Bungarra, you then have to........

[turboplanner]

.......render the fat while trying to avoid the razor sharp claws, teeth and scales; the carcasses can twitch for day and your hands......

[Captain]

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......render the fat while trying to avoid the razor sharp claws, teeth and scales; the carcasses can twitch for day and your hands......

.... need to roll the goanna up like an empty tube of toothpaste. Keep rolling, and it's the final 100 gms of goop that comes out of its nose that contains the magical liniment.

 

Collect that in your panican and .....