The Never Ending Story

[onetrack]

......definitely appeared, for the aircraft owners, like it had bitum on the arse. However, OT, being an old-school Roads Scholar, with a huge level of experience in regard to road-making materials, soon turned up with a simple idea to save the day. He recommended that.........

[Captain]

11 hours ago, onetrack said:

..... Roads Scholar .....

Now THAT is funny.

[Captain]

11 hours ago, onetrack said:

......definitely appeared, for the aircraft owners, like it had bitum on the arse. However, OT, being an old-school Roads Scholar, with a huge level of experience in regard to road-making materials, soon turned up with a simple idea to save the day. He recommended that.........

..... the silk road should revert to an unmade track, similar to what they were when OT used to ride his pushy from Southern Cross to Bordertown each week, in search of gold with his mate Harry Lasseter, and to pick up the mail.

 

Genghis respected OT's ideas and academic qualifications, plus Genghis just like OT as a good bloke, so he ......

 

Onesie on the way to get his letters

[bull]

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the silk road should revert to an unmade track, similar to what they were when OT used to ride his pushy from Southern Cross to Bordertown each week, in search of gold with his mate Harry Lasseter, and to pick up the mail.

 

Genghis respected OT's ideas and academic qualifications, plus Genghis just like OT as a good bloke, so he ......

 

Onesie on the way to get his letters

...............had him arrested and brought before the .............. 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

...............had him arrested and brought before the .............. 

..... Convention of Concubines (the CoC's), where, by unanimous motion, OT was required to .....

Edited March 17 by Captain

[Captain]

On 17/03/2025 at 4:23 PM, Captain said:

..... Convention of Concubines (the CoC's), where, by unanimous motion, OT was required to .....

.... get "it" out and lay it on the table in front of the CoCs.

 

This was a BIG ask, as OT is a typical, buff, masculine Western Australian man-of-the-desert ............... who has been affected, adversely, by the normal yet extreme extent of the in-breeding that has been happening in the West since the Batavia was a tree.

 

The magnitude of the consanguinity in WA makes Tasmania look like an unfettered gene pool, but it also .....  

Edited March 19 by Captain

[turboplanner]

drew the attention of the famous Psychologist Sanguin Freud who single-handed and without computers foundthe whole of WA only had six great, great, great, grandfathers and eight great, great,great grandmothers, so it's no surprise to find the old saying "We had to make-do in our time" comes from Western Australia.

The problem was how to deal with it.

[bull]

18 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

drew the attention of the famous Psychologist Sanguin Freud who single-handed and without computers foundthe whole of WA only had six great, great, great, grandfathers and eight great, great,great grandmothers, so it's no surprise to find the old saying "We had to make-do in our time" comes from Western Australia.

The problem was how to deal with it.

....now OT was booked in at Cable beach resort for some much needed RNR [weekend piss up] so was somewhat distracted when the question was asked and so unzipped and.........

[Captain]

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

drew the attention of the famous Psychologist Sanguin Freud who single-handed and without computers foundthe whole of WA only had six great, great, great, grandfathers and eight great, great,great grandmothers, so it's no surprise to find the old saying "We had to make-do in our time" comes from Western Australia.

The problem was how to deal with it.

...... Because it was soon evident to most sandgropers that there had been excess groping and Sanguin's state-wide Family Tree was really a sickly stunted bush, and his calculations for WA's unique case, showed that many "branches" had cross pollinated , meaning that they had been very, very "friendly" with their own "flowers" (or "grand-flowers"), many of whom had been begat'd by their own ......

[turboplanner]

...connections.

This was becoming a concern in the suburbs around Perth where big groups of youths, all with orange hair and orange make up congretated at the local RA fields that had recently been dozed. They were crazy about flying the new Trikes  especially the new Airborne Aviation T-Lites with the 27 hp Polini Thor 190.

They were so light, you could carry them home on the back of your Harley, and this new group when they got together after the flying looked like someone had droppe an orange powder bomb...................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

 

They were so light, you could carry them home on the back of your Harley, and this new group when they got together after the flying looked like someone had droppe an orange powder bomb...................

.... into a gay bar in Holland (NTTIAWWT). 

 

But that was only because ......

[bull]

4 hours ago, Captain said:

.... into a gay bar in Holland (NTTIAWWT). 

 

But that was only because ......

.of what OT flopped out before! The attendees where shocked and...................

[turboplanner]

....asked to see it. Eventually, for a satisfactory price he pulled it out and the assembled group gasped; it was the genuine 1337 Spanish Goldoon, one of only two ever minted, and .........

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....asked to see it. Eventually, for a satisfactory price he pulled it out and the assembled group gasped; it was the genuine 1337 Spanish Goldoon, one of only two ever minted, and .........

.... that, plus some old press statements, was the basis for proving OT's involvement in minting.

 

As a result of a short Court case (not Margaret Court, who is pretty tall), OT has been proven to be the beneficial owner of the Perth Mint, plus, through a family trust he also operates the Perth Mint Farm where he grows Mentha Arvensis, after he lost the plant rights case to further disguise his ownership by trying to name the genus "Mentha Goldoon-de-Onesis.

 

The minting of the 1337 Goldoon in East Perth was a shock to Sir Francis Drake and Captain Morgan (Frank and Harry could have just sailed up the Swan River without firing a shot ..... [but they hadn't been born yet]) and was therefore an interesting time in WA history, when ......

 

Frank Drake was really peed-off when he found out that the Sand Monkeys had been minting coins for the Spanish, and Goldoons no less.

Edited Thursday at 12:33 PM by Captain

[Captain]

While the above painting of Frank makes him look a bit regal, on the other hand, Harry was just a swashbuckling pisspot.

 

But his facial features, broad shoulders and 6-pack are the spit of bull's.

Edited Thursday at 12:40 PM by Captain

[Captain]

9 hours ago, Captain said:

But his facial features, broad shoulders and 6-pack are the spit of bull's.

Just look at that picture again.

 

bull has those same "come-to-bed" eyes, too.

Edited Thursday at 09:39 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

............two weeks later that Peppermint character Alaine DeBondegue put an ad in the local Fremantke Daily Dock offering his prize 1334 Golden Doubloon a two headed coin, the only one in the world minted by mistake and said to be worth the price of a Jabiru 230.........................

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

............two weeks later that Peppermint character Alaine DeBondegue put an ad in the local Fremantke Daily Dock offering his prize 1334 Golden Doubloon a two headed coin, the only one in the world minted by mistake and said to be worth the price of a Jabiru 230.........................

.... which made Alaine's previous purchases of Turbine Alternative Currency's (TAC's) "TurdCoin" look a bit shabby.

 

But when Don announced that the US Treasury would be keeping all of the Mexican cartel's ill-gotten TurdCoin in Fort Knox, TAC experienced a demand that .....

 

TurdCoin looks similar to this, but with a T ............. and more brown.

Edited Friday at 12:39 PM by Captain

[onetrack]

......made the W.A. gold rush of 1893 look like an Anglican Church ladies day out. It was the word "gold" that had raised OT from his torpor (caused by reading reams of absolutely libellous, slanderous  and salacious stories about West Australians and their ancestry in general - which as everyone knows, is pure drivel, straight from the mouths of low-down Eastern States convict offspring) - and which word made OT misty eyed, as he reminisced about his time as a big gold producer on the Coolgardie Goldfield.

 

It was obviously time for OT to get back into the gold game, and accordingly, he rang up President Trump and asked him about what he planned to do with all that spare, useless gold stored in Fort Knox.

 

"Hi, OT" said the Donald (because Donald and OT have been on first name terms for many years), and he went on, "I was thinking about moving it all to Mar-A-Lago for security purposes? It'd look good, stored in my bedroom, along with all the other.................

 

Edited Friday at 12:50 PM by onetrack

[Captain]

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

"Hi, OT" said the Donald (because Donald and OT have been on first name terms for many years),

In fact, Onesie had his own suite in Trump Tower, NY, and it was OT's astute political acumen that convinced Don to run in 2016.

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

 

"Hi, OT" said the Donald (because Donald and OT have been on first name terms for many years), and he went on, "I was thinking about moving it all to Mar-A-Lago for security purposes? It'd look good, stored in my bedroom, along with all the other...

..... "secure" files, and Mallania's undies.

 

Over a couple of Maccas hamburgers in the dining hall, Don asked "Hey Onesie, old mate, the CIA have advised me in today's Security Briefing that some dude named Josia Onetrack was one of the Batavia mutineers and he ate someone. So was he put ashore to breed up with the locals, and is that why you have such a great suntan, in order to ......

Edited Friday at 04:18 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

..........come here as a Traditional Owner of Western Australia, and by the way mate that was a terrific welcoming ceremony you taught us; we'll be welcoming all Mexicans with that soon, but in a bigger and better American way .......................

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..........come here as a Traditional Owner of Western Australia, and by the way mate that was a terrific welcoming ceremony you taught us; we'll be welcoming all Mexicans with that soon, but in a bigger and better American way .......................

.... as we will use a flame thrower instead of a poxy eucalypt smoking ceremony ...... but I guess they will be smoking in the end.

 

OT thought that there were a lot more WA traditions that he could introduce to the US via Don's Executive Orders, so OT made a list, checked it twice, and ......

[turboplanner]

.........hopped the Redeye (they talk American in WA today) to Washington and told them at the securiy gate that it was O to see Don. The Marines didn't move a muscle and .............

[onetrack]

.....OT then realised that it was obvious he hadn't called on Don enough to become familiar to the Marines. As OT was reaching for his phone to call the White House desk, Don walked out.

He spotted OT, and said, "Oh, it's OT! I was expecting.........

[Captain]

13 hours ago, onetrack said:

.....OT then realised that it was obvious he hadn't called on Don enough to become familiar to the Marines. As OT was reaching for his phone to call the White House desk, Don walked out.

He spotted OT, and said, "Oh, it's OT! I was expecting.........

..... Anthony Albacore or is his name Anthony Abalone or something? Anyway, please let OT in, as he has more credibility than "Handsome Boy" (as Penny and the Chinese describe him). Now OT, please tell me more about your Country ................ and then tell me about Australia too, which I understand relies on, and lives off, the hard work of your WA countrymen, ....... and also do tell me about that little scrappy bit of land hanging off the bottom below Melbourne."

 

OT, who has always been a supporter of little Tony A, even back when Tony was a pimply left-wing activist, painted a glowing picture to Don of a land of hope, sand, ochre, mint, gold, factory 2nds CAT spares, and .....

 

Edited Sunday at 02:11 PM by Captain