The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

........flying Drifters whenever the sand is wet enough to avoid getting bogged.

"They take forever to build though" said Don who had problems getting his own aircraft finished.

"How would you like some tariffs" asked Don, seizing the opportunity to milk this little smartass of his riches. 

But others had tried that on the "Big O" before and ........

[Captain]

46 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........flying Drifters whenever the sand is wet enough to avoid getting bogged.

"They take forever to build though" said Don who had problems getting his own aircraft finished.

"How would you like some tariffs" asked Don, seizing the opportunity to milk this little smartass of his riches. 

But others had tried that on the "Big O" before and ........

...... our WA mate just laughed a brave laugh, thrust his large farmer's hands, with their podgy fat fingers, into his RMW moleskins, and stared Don down.

 

"If you try that, we will put a charge on all of the radio transmissions in and out of North West Cape and in/out of Kojarena, plus we will not allow any of our women to do the horizontal hula with any American servicemen (or women (NTTIAWWT))" said OT with a confident swagger.

 

"Geez" said Don to JD "This bloke knows his stuff and I have been aware for a long time that OT wrote "The Deal of the Art" well before I thought of changing it around a bit, so OT is not a bloke to mess around with ..... plus it's a lot harder to vaporize him from a drone, when all that WA iron ore messes up the compass and stuff, not to mention the constant sand and dust storms that get into the engines, so I'd better ......

Edited Sunday at 08:06 PM by Captain

[bull]

52 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... our WA mate just laughed a brave laugh, thrust his large farmer's hands, with their podgy fat fingers, into his RMW moleskins, and stared Don down.

 

"If you try that, we will put a charge on all of the radio transmissions in and out of North West Cape and in/out of Kojarena, plus we will not allow any of our women to do the horizontal hula with any American servicemen (or women (NTTIAWWT))" said OT with a confident swagger.

 

"Geez" said Don to JD "This bloke knows his stuff and I have been aware for a long time that OT wrote "The Deal of the Art" well before I thought of changing it around a bit, so OT is not a bloke to mess around with ..... plus it's a lot harder to vaporize him from a drone, when all that WA iron ore messes up the compass and stuff, not to mention the constant sand and dust storms that get into the engines, so I'd better ......

........just wack on a 50% tariff on those frozen hot dogs from Turdies cat farms industries [the yanks love em] even old Donny likes his hot cats as they call them now . This trend started spreading world wide with OT and Turbo and even old Cappy where soon building the new Hotcats brand with franchises selling at a rate of 3 a minute ...The smiles at the annual investors meeting at the Bone rissole soon got off to a great start with OT .................

Edited Sunday at 08:56 PM by bull

[Captain]

43 minutes ago, bull said:

........just wack on a 50% tariff on those frozen hot dogs from Turdies cat farms industries [the yanks love em] even old Donny likes his hot cats as they call them now . This trend started spreading world wide with OT and Turbo and even old Cappy where soon building the new Hotcats brand with franchises selling at a rate of 3 a minute ...The smiles at the annual investors meeting at the Bone rissole soon got off to a great start with OT .................

..... leading the company song of "Get a hot cat down ya", to the tune of Waltzing Matilda, and this became so ingrained in the Aussie psychy, that all the new Gazzans thought that it was the national anthem, particularly the verse which mentions that "Our hot cats are girt by sea ................... and a bun".

 

OT's profile rose even further after being on every billboard in Oz, and appearing each week on the new Countdown, hosted by Turdy Meldrum, where ......

 

 

Edited Sunday at 09:39 PM by Captain

[Captain]

17 hours ago, Captain said:

OT's profile rose even further after being on every billboard in Oz, and appearing each week on the new Countdown, hosted by Turdy Meldrum, where .....

A rugged and unshaven Turbo, taking out the garbage outside Chez Turdy in Moorabbin.

 

 

And here during his younger days, about when Crappy and he first became best mates.

This was just after he was awarded the Freedom of Moorabbin, as can be seen, pinned on his left one.

Edited yesterday at 03:18 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

........he not only played the latest doof doof or rap songs, but brought to light many unknown facts, like the time Cappy had been caught in the ventilator shaft of the Moorabbin Town Hall at the Launch of Malcolm Turnbull's campaign for PM.........

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........he not only played the latest doof doof or rap songs, but brought to light many unknown facts, like the time Cappy had been caught in the ventilator shaft of the Moorabbin Town Hall at the Launch of Malcolm Turnbull's campaign for PM.........

..... from whence Cappy broadcast the Muslim call to prayer, except that it also included a call to vote for Malcy, which brought out 3 blokes wearing explosive vests, intent on ......

[onetrack]

......decimating a horde of Liberal voters. However, it soon became obvious to the 3 blokes wearing the vest, that no explosives would be needed - the Liberals could decimate themselves at an even faster rate than any suicide bomber could arrange - simply due to internal fighting, back-stabbing, power-brokers undercutting party officials, and regular "foot-in-mouth" events by would-be Liberal politicians.

 

However, Cappys Muslim call to Prayer worked wonders for the surrounding inhabitants of Moorabbistan, as the local Muslim population now made up 73% of the locals - and they rocked up in force.

This sudden gathering took the Liberal Party adherents and lackeys by surprise - and thinking all the Muzzies had turned out in droves to vote Liberal, they telephoned through an order for a huge delivery of Liberal How-to-Vote cards, as it was rapidly becoming obvious, that there wouldn't be anywhere near enough...........

[turboplanner]

.........and this simple act of kindness caught in the throats of the Muzzies and brought tears to their eyes knowing that someone cared about thme. On election night Malc's team blitzed the commos and there were free flights for all at the airport next day and even the bikie's cafe let them in until.......

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

hey telephoned through an order for a huge delivery of Liberal How-to-Vote cards,

..and always one to have regard for racial sensitivities, he specified that the How-to-Votes must be halal certified, which cost the Libs an additional $50,000 for a thousand cards.

Edited 16 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.........and this simple act of kindness caught in the throats of the Muzzies and brought tears to their eyes knowing that someone cared about thme. On election night Malc's team blitzed the commos and there were free flights for all at the airport next day and even the bikie's cafe let them in until.......

.... one of them pointed out that riding a Shovel Head Harley is more dangerous than wearing an explosive vest, and each of those devices can inflict severe testicular damage on a .......

Edited 16 hours ago by Captain

[onetrack]

.......person unaware of the devices nasty, hidden habits. However, when the bomb-chuckers came to the realisation, that riding a Harley whilst wearing an explosive vest, without club markings, could lead to premature........

[turboplanner]

......evacuation, they cooled substantially to the Harleys, and that's when they cruised up to a country pub and out the front was bull, newly patched and itching for action on his P8C Harley.

bull started the Harley which backfired a couple of times, got the front wheel up and pulled a doughnut on the rear.

Mahommet gave his WOT and painted a black line through the circle.

Cappy on his pink Suzuki jammed the front brake on by mistake and somersaulted onto his back on the line and circle, and it was on.........

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......evacuation, they cooled substantially to the Harleys, and that's when they cruised up to a country pub and out the front was bull, newly patched and itching for action on his P8C Harley.

bull started the Harley which backfired a couple of times, got the front wheel up and pulled a doughnut on the rear.

Mahommet gave his WOT and painted a black line through the circle.

Cappy on his pink Suzuki jammed the front brake on by mistake and somersaulted onto his back on the line and circle, and it was on.........

...... that very day that the Gazans and the other 27 Muslim sects decided to fully assimilate, except that they told Cappy to stick his pink Suzuki.

 

Mahommet said "These Aussies are as crazy as we are, so let's be brothers, then get me a Tooheys and a bacon McOz."

 

It was at that very moment, dear readers, that all racial tensions eased throughout Australia, with added potential for peace in the Middle East, and all due to the sterling efforts of Ambassador/Emissary bull .............. however there was another small problem brewing when Mahommet said "Just call me Mo", but then announced that their 3 new bike clubs would be called the "Hells Prophets" the "Hamas Jokers" and the "Bandaged-Didos".

 

The boys patched up using lots of green background with white backwards writing, and were about to ......

Edited 9 hours ago by Captain

[bull]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

...... that very day that the Gazans and the other 27 Muslim sects decided to fully assimilate, except that they told Cappy to stick his pink Suzuki.

 

Mahommet said "These Aussies are as crazy as we are, so let's be brothers, then get me a Tooheys and a bacon McOz."

 

It was at that very moment, dear readers, that all racial tensions eased throughout Australia, with added potential for peace in the Middle East, and all due to the sterling efforts of Ambassador/Emissary bull .............. however there was another small problem brewing when Mahommet said "Just call me Mo", but then announced that their 3 new bike clubs would be called the "Hells Prophets" the "Hamas Jokers" and the "Bandaged-Didos".

 

The boys patched up using lots of green background with white backwards writing, and were about to ......

...to send it to the printer when.................

[onetrack]

......the printer said, "Hang on! Who wrote this stuff on your jackets?? The wording actually says, 'F*** U AUSSIES!!!' in Sanskrit! You can't ride around with this kind of stuff written on your jacket today, you'll be.......

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

......the printer said, "Hang on! Who wrote this stuff on your jackets?? The wording actually says, 'F*** U AUSSIES!!!' in Sanskrit! You can't ride around with this kind of stuff written on your jacket today, you'll be.......

..... mistaken for a Ulysses Club member, which means that you will need to carry a walking stick and a thermos of tea (& very likely coincidentally be a junior member of the AUF) ............ and you'll have the living crap beaten out of you by the 1%ers when you ride through a WA town on the way to your AGM when wearing your Club patch.

 

It was Turbine Translations that altered the Sanskrit wording from "WE LOVE AND AM SKIPPIES, COO-EE" TO "F*** U AUSSIES", and TT thought that this was a huge ......

 

 

This is the patch that the 1%er club in WA found so threatening.

Edited 3 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

....improvement on what that Indian Rider "Dusty" OTrack had suggested; "INYERFACE!!" over a WA Cop badge.

DOT had waved and wrinkled his shoulders as a Highway Patrol was about to pass and they took the bait and lit up. OT had always imagined himself as a Western Bert Munro, and gave the Indian a whiff of WOT. The rear suspension squatted and the Indiuan came out of the blocks like a Kangaroo Dog catching DOT by surprise. He slid back onto the pillion only to see the nose of the new Nissan Patrols with the 400 hp V8 petrol motors right beside him and about to PIT him with the bull bar, but his trusty Indiuan was up to it and......