The Never Ending Story

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Take her to Warp Factor 5 Scotty - but Cap't she won't take it

 

Now back on track - A bit cryptic...

 

Ricky Ricardo

 

Ricardo Montalban (Mr Roarke in Fantasy Island)

 

RealPete (BigPete) flying his Jabiru with machine guns

 

Da plane...Da plane

 

Incidentally...

 

The line "I didn't shoot you really. I was looking for lunch (Chinese actually)"

 

- The complaints dept tank is chinese

 

- The complaints dept is only open at lunch time

 

- They take an hour for lunch

 

 

 

[Captain]

Ian

 

You win.

 

I surrender.

 

And I dips me lid to you, BigPete, palexxxxxxxxxxxx and the planedriver. The cryptics make my head hurt.:yuk::yuk::pig::pig::hittinghead::hittinghead::hittinghead::hittinghead:

 

Regards Hauptman

 

 

[BigPete]

and that is how the Gay 160 Owner's Association was formed, all because .....

 

Oh, Captain, my captain.:heart::heart::heart::heart:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

and that is how the Gay 160 Owner's Association was formed' date=' all because ..............................[/color'][/font]

 

 

 

 

......................... Anthony Andrews carried this photo of GrandePierre around in his locket http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Cally460/?action=view&current=YTplane2.flv or if that doesn't come up see http://www.recreationalflying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8303&highlight=Echuca post #1.

 

 

 

But was Tony perhaps actually keen on the big bloke or thinking of jumping ship to the blonde?

 

 

 

So Pierre turned his attention to Hauptman Kapitan Kaptain Captain and sent red love-hearts via a very public forum (for the Hauptman is a very attractive person ..... but is also a card carrying member of the Straight 230 Owners Alliance, and having had his prostate checked, the Hauptman is also convinced that he doesn't have a gay bone in his body).

 

 

 

GrandePierre was mortified. "Who shall I turn to now" he thought "And which way shall I turn?".

 

 

"I know" he decided, "What about .........................."

 

 

[BigPete]

......and then StraightPete woke up with a start. :yuk: Oh $%#@, what a nightmare, fancy dreaming about being gay, fancy dreaming about the captain leaving me out to dry. (you're a sick man, captain) (I like it). :thumb_up:

 

And so with half of the forums now believing BigPete is NOT gay :confused: (and the other half still hoping), our hero settles down in his chair with his pina colada, turns on his favourite Julie Andrews movie and slips on his fluffy pink slippers. :big_grin:

 

Fancy dreaming you're gay he said to himself as he slipped into a deep sleep......

 

 

[BigPete]

Just take it easy, Captain. After all I am asleep.....

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

Dear Ian & Slarti.

 

StraightPete used the word "$%#@" in Post #231, which as you would be aware is much worse that "+$@ %&@#" or "$$@# *$( $@&@&", and is a term that many of our younger members may find offensive.

 

I urge you to either ban him or $%#@ him.

 

Kind regards

 

Geoff

 

 

[BigPete]

 

[slartibartfast]

With the doubt about his sexuality, I'm afraid to read his posts now. I can't trust myself to resist $%#@'ing him, so I have set him to "ignore".

 

He's too damn cute.

 

And Geoff, I would caution you to never type "$$@# again.

 

 

[Captain]

And Geoff, I would caution you to never type "$$@# again.

Ross

 

O #$%@'n K

 

But why don't I get some form of dispensation for "cuteness"? Is it perhaps because Pete is so damn cuddly as well?

 

Regards Geoff (#$%@ ya)

 

Anyway, back to the highly interrupted never ending story ....................... The Gay 160 Owner's Association (or GOA for short [or Goer for Pete]) was going from strength to strength (not that there is anything wrong with that) until ....................................................................

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

....................... The Gay 160 Owner's Association (or GOA for short [or Goer for Pete]) was going from strength to strength (not that there is anything wrong with that) until ....................................................................

........Wayne Swan stuck his nose in and said, "Hmmmm. With the Gay 160 Owner's Association becoming more popular surely we could put a tax on it. Think of all the revenue we could make. We could even finance a few more overseas trips for the rest of us, not just KRudd"

 

 

[Captain]

..... who responded "Xuur kwang shure won tuk", which is either mandarin or naval for "all I need to do is buy a 160, as I qualify for all of the rest of it", but Swanny wasn't finished with sticking it up his leader. "#@&% you" he said and ...............

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Dog lick costs leg, toes, fingers

 

Posted 1 hour 54 minutes ago

 

Updated 1 hour 40 minutes ago

 

 

A warning that dog licks may not be harmless (file photo)

 

A woman is rebuilding her life from losing all her toes, fingers and a leg after being licked by a dog.

 

Julie McKenna from Mildura in Victoria was rushed to the Royal Adelaide Hospital last year after her small terrier licked a superficial burn on her left foot.

 

It sent her into septic shock, weeks later.

 

While the former nurse says her case is rare, she thinks people need to be careful around dogs and cats, especially where there is broken skin.

 

"I mean you see dogs licking kids on the face and things like that, I mean it's just one of those million-in-one chances, it's like the bird flu, you know, how did it hop from bird to human?" she said.

 

"Definitely changed my life, it's changed my life in every aspect, having no fingers and no, well amputated leg and half a foot, it's everything, you have to think twice about how to do things."

 

Burns specialist Dr John Greenwood says pet owners need to be careful.

 

"Dog bites, dog licks, they're never benign, they're always potentially horrendously infective."

 

Now back to the never ending story...

 

(read while singing with Julie ) When a dog bites, when a dog licks...

 

they're never benign, they're always potentially horrendously infective...

 

I simply remember my favourite things and then I don't feel sooooooooo Baaaaaaaaad

 

 

 

[Ewen McPhee]

..... who responded "Xuur kwang shure won tuk", which is either mandarin or naval for "all I need to do is buy a 160, as I qualify for all of the rest of it", but Swanny wasn't finished with sticking it up his leader. "#@&% you" he said and ...............

along came Dr DAME who took one look at him and phoned CASA. Later at the Hospital ...

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

Well anyway,

 

Autumn came and went and that brought along winter, which as we all know means it's the time for the blessing of the sheep.

 

BigPete, having caught his quota of cod with the riverland girl, decided to bring his flock to Father Friarpuk for the necessary service.

 

"Hmmm," BigPete thought, "If I move the seats as far forward as I can, and remove my log book, spare parts, toolkit, parachute, maps etc. I should be able to squeeze 4 or 5 ewes in the back. Trouble is I've got 20. What am I going to do. I wonder what the Captain, Darren, airsick, Redair and Motzartmerv are doing this weekend."

 

With that BigPete went to his computer and starting tapping at the keyboard.

 

'sos....sos.....calling all Jabbyroo pilots, I have a situation here......I'm in need of urgent transport........

 

 

[BigPete]

.....and so they came from near and far - in J160's, J230's and even LSA 55's. :thumb_up:

 

"You little beauty" cried MarinoPete - "lets get these valuable ewes on board before Ian sees them, for I am told he's been to NZ and picked up a few bad habits...." :big_grin:

 

As the willing helpers (Captain, Redair, Darren, Airsick and Mozartmerv) gleefully stuffed the jolly jumbucks into the cargo space in the waiting Jabiroos, a lone figure on horseback (who was the son of Pat and carried a banjo) rode up and sang.....

 

"Who's that Jolly Jumbuck you've stuffed into a Jabiroo.......

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[planedriver]

"G'day Mr Banjopat surely you recognise me? I'm BigPete and i'm just taking my sheep to be blessed from on high. I had to get my mates to help me out a tad, because i'm really desperate you know:crying: and so want them to have their sins forgiven. They're all like family to me, you know!!" he said. On hearing this, the others thought "REALLY"???. But whilst a little embarrased, they remained unusually polite, and never passed further comment. (It takes all kinds they thought) .Mind you there were a few wry grins with the usual nudge,nudge, ;);). we'll say no more Squire.

 

On hearing that the boys had decided to help BigPete out, our wise mate Nev got on his hand-held radio and suggested that the cargo should sit on their laps tied securely to the seat belts to keep the C.G. in check. Also as they were'nt toilet trained, it may be a wise precaution to cable-tie shoes to the rudder pedals so they don't slip off. Well off they all went, one after the other, like a squadron of Spits in "The Battle of Britain" movie.

 

Father Friarpuk was waiting for them all to arrive, so he could get the service underway. He was standing by, when he heard them all approaching, and because of the bleeting that had drowned out the 2200 motor during the flight and the methane gas detecter screaming it's head-off all the way, the approach call came crackling through the radio something like --------Eeeeeeeechuka baaaaaaase.This eeeeere is biiiiigPete aaaaaaaaand the boys on finals. Be with yerrrrs soooooooon an Saaave a praaaaayer or two for us, as the stench in eeeer is sumtin terrrrrrrible:sad: because of mee favourite Baaaaasil ooooze sittin on me lap.............

 

 

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and the methane gas detecter screaming it's head-off all the way, the approach call came crackling through the radio something like --------Eeeeeeeechuka baaaaaaase.This eeeeere is biiiiigPete aaaaaaaaand the boys on finals. Be with yerrrrs soooooooon an Saaave a praaaaayer or two for us, as the stench in eeeer is sumtin terrrrrrrible:sad: because of mee favourite Baaaaasil ooooze sittin on me lap.............

 

 

[planedriver]

Most of the sheep had been acting really very strange during the flight, then someone piped in, "It'll wear off, they're all a bit "high" on grass:chuffed::big_grin::yuk:, but I think all the pilots are all OK?

 

Just prior to touchdown Mozartmerv was quite taken back when one of the sheep he was ferrying, remembered about Maria's ordeal, and burst into song with "Praaaaaise Myyyyyi Soul The King Of Heaaaavn". This was quite a touching moment and brought tears to Mozartmerv's eyes:crying:. On seeing this,the rest of them went "Aaaaaah"

 

Tis hard to think that these sensitive animals just could'nt wait to be blessed.

 

So as to not cause any further anxiety to the pilgrims, although it was a freezing cold day, Father Friarpluck quickly hid his nice new sheepskin-lined jacket:laugh:

 

 

[BigPete]

...wondering why his voice sounded like a poor imitation of an Italion Tenor on steriods, MilanoPete :star: (hey guys, we're all old enough to remember Mario Milano, Dominic Dinucci, etc from WCW - right?) finally managed to side slip on late final and make a perfect landing (as per always :big_grin::big_grin:) on the grass strip (23 - 05) at Echuca.

 

Right you woolly beggers, get out and start eating the strip, bloody council won't spend any money (sound familiar), and whose going to clean out the jabipoo - ah $##@! (go on ban me Geoff) :big_grin: said ManurePete, looks like I'm still knee deep in it. :yuk:

 

Meanwhile Friarpuk was growing impatient, :ah_oh: he could see some sort of mob milling around at the far end of the runway, but figured (wrongly) that it was just another Labour Party Convention of no consequence.

 

The Captain, :broken_heart: torn between wanting to ban ObnoxiousPete (sometime known as ExpletivePete) for saying $#@! once more, and getting up planedriver for NOT USING PARAGRAPHS. Decided to.......

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

regards

 

 

[BigPete]

Geez planecrasher can ya wait......

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[BigPete]

OOps - sorry planeDRIVER......:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

regards

 

:big_grin:

 

 

[planedriver]

"Sorry Pete"

 

I'll have to keep paragraph's in mind.

 

So until

 

You forgive me,

 

i'll pretend i'm offended about you using the expletive $##@! ( Oh here we go again)

 

Ban us all , There'll still be Father Friarpluck who has pleny of "good" words co's he got a book-full ready to use.:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

and verily, it came to pass, that the jabbyroo congregation gathered at the mount, well the high end of the runway, and Father Friarpuk began the blessing of the sheep, and it was good, until a voice came from the congregation.

 

"Wait a minute!" cried the voice. "Everything was fine whilst those fine Merino sheep were receiving the divine blessings but now you've got Border Leicesters and their crosses. What's going on here? I won't be a party to these loose goings on."

 

Who was this interuptor of proceedings with the intolerant attitude to the mixed marriages between sheep.

 

Everyone turned to see where the protesting voice was coming from. A loud gasp came from the crowd. Who should the dissenter of modern relationships be??

 

None other than Killer Kowalski.........

 

 

[planedriver]

Killer, who was formally known as Linda, said, "I made a special trip downunder to attend this function, and stayed last night at the old pub in town".

 

"I still have'nt seen anything of my Bill" she said:crying:

 

The Animals Rights activist's were deeply concerned about the mixed marriages, and set-up a web site with a $2mil grant from their mate Kev, in order that a heritage check can be done.i_dunno

 

They do not like to share their grass with anyone.thumb_downthumb_downthumb_down

 

Meanwhile the Border Liecesters with crosses were certainly acceptable in the eye's of Father FrierPluck.:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up: