DarkSarcasm Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Remember (especially Darkasm) that the Corolla had already been substantially enlarged (see earlier photo) and painted dark red and black. All it really needed was wings. Turbo thought of Utralights flying shoopping bags, picked up a tube of plastic, attached a pump, and we had an aircraft....... Darkasm hoped, however, that their sub was still Toyota Corolla shaped, because if we float into enemy territory that red and black monster (see earlier photo) is going to be rather difficult to explain...
turboplanner Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Darkasm hoped, however, that their sub was still Toyota Corolla shaped, because if we float into enemy territory that red and black monster (see earlier photo) is going to be rather difficult to explain... "We did it before, and we'll do it again", said Michio, thinking of earlier visits to Sydney harbour, but forgetting that NESSERS (except the Rat who was snoring beside the sliding door) had twisted the story to make a perfectly good submarine into an A330 (which some people think is a very good comparison). Shaking the cobwebs out of hbis head the Captain grabbed the controls and adjusted the course for Dalby. He'd just asked Darkasm for a cup of coffee (he was like that) when she heard it...... dit dit dit dit dot dot dot dot.......there was an incoming message from Bigglesworth, who had flown to the Phillipines, only to find Carolyn had already gone on to Saipan......
DarkSarcasm Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 "We did it before, and we'll do it again", said Michio, thinking of earlier visits to Sydney harbour, but forgetting that NESSERS (except the Rat who was snoring beside the sliding door) had twisted the story to make a perfectly good submarine into an A330 (which some people think is a very good comparison). Shaking the cobwebs out of hbis head the Captain grabbed the controls and adjusted the course for Dalby. He'd just asked Darkasm for a cup of coffee (he was like that) when she heard it...... dit dit dit dit dot dot dot dot.......there was an incoming message from Bigglesworth, who had flown to the Phillipines, only to find Carolyn had already gone on to Saipan...... Darkasm scribbled down the message and attempted to decode it. "Captain, don't drink the coffee, Darkasm has never made coffee before and you can't take the risk with the door to the head still locked" (see post #2619). After momentarily wondering how Biggleworth knew that information (was he psychic? was the submarine bugged?), Darkythecoffeenovice decided that the more likely explanation (considering she had no idea how to read morse code and had been using an iPhone application to do so) was that she had decoded the message wrongly. She grabbed the message and dashed to.....
ahlocks Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 ....Thompson who was the resident dot dash expert. "What's it say ??" she eagerly asked "I think the message is incomplete Darkers." replied Thompson :confused:. "It starts off with some thing about stuffing a dead horse. There's a reference to yippee ki aye and then it appears to break in to song ending in a code style I'm not sure of." He continued.... "Swe-ee-eet Carol-0h-lineee...... " (Go on. 'fess up Tubz....you hummed it didn't you...) ========= Subvert (v): to alter a corolla to suit undersea travel Subversion (n): a system to record design changes eg. Subrolla ver 1.3
Tomo Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Dit Dit Dit Dit Dot Dot Dot Dot = one big ? :pc strikes back:
turboplanner Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Dit Dit Dit Dit Dot Dot Dot Dot = one big ? :pc strikes back: Dalby egg. It was quite concerning that ditDot didn't know his history and hadn't read the very plaque at his airport which said "I shall return" It was Amelia knocking.......
ahlocks Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 "Amelia's knockers?!" gasped McLoch, :confused: as he reached for his reading glasses. "I though we were laying off those sort of jokes now that we have a lady in our midst." "Especially after El Ratto's warning of tail lashings!" "Hello, I'm Dika." :ilmostro: The resident lady killa (and all round nice guy) automatically responded on hearing mention of a new female :spruce_up:name in the NES. The Rat was furious! :dog: No only had his top secret undercover agent identity nearly been compromised by revealing his face, someone had stolen his Stazi photo enhancing technology and were now trying to digitally peak under his hat*..... ================ * Caution: Readers should not hold their breath waiting for the result...it took a week to just get around to transferring the photos out of the phone..
Captain Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 The Rat was furious! :dog:.. "So ........... Darky" said El Latto (ever the gold tooth with a sharp suit and a looooong tail thing) "You can't make coffee, you have a Corolla fetish, you can't read morse code, your dad doesn't own Fosters and you don't own a fleet of 230's and SStars. So apart from being a most welcome, errudite and quick witted new member of the NES, just what do you do?" "Well" said Darky, deep in thought "Have a look down here, AND I'm gunna be a Barrister on $2,500/hr." "Say no more (and at that rate/hr I don't care whether she is specializing in torts or has a capuccino machine selling tarts)" said Decca "Where would you like to go for dinner tonight?" The Casm thought long and hard, (a bit like Deccs at that stage), and said ".......
turboplanner Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 The Casm thought long and hard, (a bit like Deccs at that stage), and said "....... "Let's try the Snake Gully Pub" she said but just then the craft rocked violently due to the Rat's sloppy flying. "Careful now, you're not flying a Jabatoo you know" said Turbo "You can't just treat the controls like a shovel!..........."
Captain Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 "........ said Turbo "You can't just treat the controls like a shovel!..........." ...... that is what the NES is for." "So Darks and Deccs are off to the Pub at Python Valley, are they?" asked Nobu. "Too right, mate" answered Acki. "But aren't they gunna get wet like the pidgeons did ............ and how the stuff did Deccs get on board (which is almost as amazing as his cracking onto Darky)?." said Nob (who asked lotsa questions). "They'll be right" said the BungholeBandit "As Dicka is a mate of mine and he will ..........
Tomo Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Use -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to talk with................
turboplanner Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Use -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to talk with................ ....Oblivion who has certain powers and will guide them to the Pub and back, not that the Counter meals, which all consist of possum are anything to rave about......
Captain Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Use -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . "That will just encourage Deccsy to use his "I read brail" crack-on line where he claims to be hard of seeing and needs to use his hands to feel his partner's personality ............. then he goes on with that bit about ladies having unique brail letters on their chests (but we all know that there are just two full-stops there) ... however you would be surprised how many times this works for Deccs" said AhLo with a jealous tinge in his voice. "Do you mean to say that wasn't true?" said Nanna. "G'day Nanna, and what are you doing on our Sub?" asked Nobu. "I'm here to ................
ahlocks Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 "...continue the floggings until morale improves!" she cooed, as she flicked her little black cat-o-nine-tails in anticipation. :devil: Thompson averted his eyes nervously, as he was much too young and pure of heart to be exposed to such goings on. ". --...-- -.---.. !!! " He exclaimed:faint:as he feverously tapped out his new message....
turboplanner Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 ". --...-- -.---.. !!! " exclaimed:faint:as he feverously tapped out his new message.... Turbo was hittin Amelia was knockin Thompson was tappin Feeling immemsely proud of cracking the code "Lock> Unlock<" McLoch was out of the Head and an hour or so later everyone was most relieved. Darky was in the radio room, and there wasn't much, but she picked up this message, which lacked a little in formality. "Hey dude! What's the best way to Darwin?" This was clearly a Jetstream professional pilot It was answered by "Jetstreamwanker this is Darwin approach descendtoFlightlevelwun zeerocallDarwinon 12something dayseemalsomethingelseat somwhere else" It was answered with "What was that mate" Darky called in "Darwin approach this is Flying Sub Yamaha..........." There was a deafening silence......
ahlocks Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 ....as the new Zulus had bellied up..... ============ Gotta love the smilies. There one for nearly every occassion.
Tomo Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 .-- .... .. .-.. . / - .... . / .-. .- - / --. --- - / .- / -... . .- - .. -. --. / ..-. .-. --- -- / - .... . / -. .- -. -. .- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- ? Not exactly sure why... but it sounds like a good idea! ======== Tank goodtness they have 5yr warranty on dem dere Zulu's thought Darclastic? Meanwhile Ditdot went to the navigation room to find that Slarti was fast a
turboplanner Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Which translated Tomo, reads "WHILE 6E RW GOT A BEWING FROM BE N@A?" I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Queenslanders, but it does make you wonder whether they went short of water when they were young..... Come to think of it that's the way they sing too.
DarkSarcasm Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Which translated Tomo, reads "WHILE 6E RW GOT A BEWING FROM BE N@A?" I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Queenslanders, but it does make you wonder whether they went short of water when they were young..... Come to think of it that's the way they sing too. Agreeing with Turbo's assessment of Queenslanders, Darky turned back to the problem at hand. Darkers considered googling the Zulu repair hotline but instead decided to attempt to fix them first with some 'percussive maintence'. After hitting the Zulus a few times and adding the appropriate swear words, the Zulus were back online. Now they just had to find out why Tomo was having hallucinations of seeing a sleeping Slarti in the navigation room of the Subrolla....
Tomo Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 "Banana's ? Yes indeed...." Says it all thought Tomo..? You may need to go and revise your morse code translating Turblow, said Ahloh... why everyone knows how to read it properly!? It's the mexicans that we've got to really worry about mused DitDot..... Thanks goodtness that Larkasm has got'n the headset to work again.... but she has her iPod plugged in and the musak turned up:DJ: so she can't hear what The Lat is saying to her, which was........................
ahlocks Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 .-- .... .. .-.. . / - .... . / .-. .- - / --. --- - / .- / -... . .- - .. -. --. / ..-. .-. --- -- / - .... . / -. .- -. -. .- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- ? Not exactly sure why... "You'd have to ask him about that.." answered Aloh "If you can get that sirry smirk off his face..." :killen:
Captain Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 'percussive maintence'[/url]. After hitting the Zulus a few times and adding the appropriate swear words, the Zulus were back online..... "This is a bit of a worry for the other NES'ers" said SteveLoh in an PM to his neighbour neighbour "As the Darkster fixes her stuff in the same way The BangolmeButcher fixes his EvenRuder." "Yes mate" came the ratitious reply "We are outnumbered with percussive maintainers and Queens(landers)........EH! Where is the NES going with all this?" "It's where-else but in the middle of the Coral Sea in a Corolla based Submarine heading along the 245 radial for .........
ahlocks Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 .. a corney gag about bananas and compusive bangers? Adminiguru (who's been notably absent of late) glanced toward to the "vacation time" button .......and waited.....
turboplanner Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 "This is a bit of a worry for the other NES'ers" said SteveLoh in an PM to his neighbour neighbour "As the Darkster fixes her stuff in the same way The BangolmeButcher fixes his EvenRuder." "Yes mate" came the ratitious reply "We are outnumbered with percussive maintainers and Queens(landers)........EH! Where is the NES going with all this?" "It's where-else but in the middle of the Coral Sea in a Corolla based Submarine heading for ......... "Badu", side Turbo, "the Captain now has such fine control over this machine, after he managed to get his hand off the other yoke, that we should take a careful look for the old wrecked Dakota that was carrying General MacArthur's gold out of the Philippines when the old poser fled in the face of the advancing Japanese to base himself in Brisbane and try to show the Australians how to fight on the Kokoda Trail, but that's another story. "We need to look of a V shaped promontary", he said, "there's a couple of tonnes of gold down there......."
Captain Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 "Badu", side Turbo, "the Captain now has such fine control over this machine, after he managed to get his hand off the other yoke, that we should take a careful look for the old wrecked Dakota that was carrying General MacArthur's gold out of the Philippines when the old poser fled in the face of the advancing Japanese to base himself in Brisbane and try to show the Australians how to fight on the Kokoda Trail, but that's another story. "We need to look of a V shaped promontary", he said, "there's a couple of tonnes of gold down there......." "WE TOLD YA NOT TO MENTION THE W#R" yelled Acki. "Don't worry about that gold, me old cobber" said Nobu to Tubbo, "As me, Acki and Tacki knocked it off just after we gave little Douggie MacArthur a short back and sides in the Philippines and we have been living on the proceeds of that dosh ever since. We invested it in Microsoft by giving that nerd Billy G a stake, BHP and that other derro Jobsie at Apple as they 1st appeared ...... and me, Acki & Tacki are actually gazillionaires .. but we plefer to rive quietly in secrusion and with rots of expensive good sorts around .... like Nanna. We also bought Cowla in 1947 with our small change, we are about to invest in a company that makes real time submarine deodorizers and some ...........
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