The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

Wog Ah...... Wog ah.....

Cecil's Plain, Queen's land (Fortitude Valley), Malcolm's Island, and a quick hop over to ............

 

 

[turboplanner]

. a CatsRus shampoo clinic"

 

The people of Wagga had been murmuring to each other for months, and only country people do, but no one had come up to him and simply told him he had BO except Mr H

[MrH]

. a CatsRus shampoo clinic"

..Mickey Rat was ageing & his eyesight was giving him hell .." RatsRus poo clinic" he muttered, "sounds good to me! these Bangholme skins stink but just don't stink enough" so in he went to get the full treatment..the last thing he heard was "oH Linda........

 

. The people of Wagga had been murmuring to each other for months, and only country people do, but no one had come up to him and simply told him he had BO except Mr H

The Rat looked around... "so that's what they are mumbling about" :angry:so he stormed off towards the airport with a scowl, baring is gold tooth, frightening all the kiddies. He was going to......

 

 

[Bryon]

..... Oh-Linda, then on to Bangholme, Ball-a-Rat and ....................

 

 

After 2 clever contributions by Bryon and MrH, SuperRat is happy to take them both on with parrallel story lines, if necessary ................

What a brave rat!!!!!:thumb_up:

 

 

[Captain]

..Mickey Rat was ageing & his eyesight was giving him hell .." RatsRus poo clinic" he muttered, "sounds good to me! these Bangholme skins stink but just don't stink enough" so in he went to get the full treatment..the last thing he heard was "oH Linda........

 

 

The Rat looked around... "so that's what they are mumbling about" :angry:so he stormed off towards the airport with a scowl, baring is gold tooth, frightening all the kiddies. He was going to......

...... Read a Rotax engine book (for a 914, not just those poxy ordinary 912's), learn Czeckoslovaquian so he could read the SportStar Manual, then pick the lock out at LemonGrove and take Ahlock's low-wing wonder for a quick flight (to see what 115 knots feels like in a Coke can) while Ahlow is in Tweed heads pretending that he is almost a Queen's Lander, counting Cane-Toads and ........................

 

 

[Captain]

What a brave rat!!!!!:thumb_up:

.... more like "quietly stoic" ................ well ............... OK ................."brave" it is, and after the recent dental work he has a new shiny platinum tooth on the other side to match the gold one, so he now looks like a Lebanese Money-lender (not that there is anything wrong with that) with a ................

 

 

[Bryon]

.... more like "quietly stoic" ................ well ............... OK ................."brave" it is, and after the recent dental work he has a new shiny platinum tooth on the other side to match the gold one, so he now looks like a Lebanese Money-lender (not that there is anything wrong with that) with a ................

....with a penchart (aviation term for map of Pen. Not to be confused with a series of repeated words commonly called a chant) for furry underwear. This has lead to cries of.....

 

 

[turboplanner]

....with a penchart (aviation term for map of Pen. Not to be confused with a series of repeated words commonly called a chant) for furry underwear. This has lead to cries of.....

...."How are yer Tickles" from over nighters at the Rathaus.

 

Turbo had received quite a shock after he was recruited by the Dalai Lama, and was finding it difficult to live on frozen lentils and chant for 18 hours a day,but he did the best he could.

 

He noticed Hee Haw's claim to have landed in his paddock at certain co-ordinates, but wishes it to be known that the co-ordinates mark the location of the Cranbourne living treasures cemetery, which really is wrongly named, but it was considered politically incorrect to use the more accurate term.

 

"Those Skiangles only have one gauge, and that tells fortunes, so it looks like he uses an I Fone Efis to navigate" he said.

 

But there were other more important developments in the NES.

 

MrH had entered, swaggering in with his fingers in the air, laying insults on Brother Rat, and letting the Rat out of the bag so to speak by outing the very person Ratso had been trying to hide for years.

 

Mickey Rat came from the southside of Chicago and was a loan shark who enforced repayments with his sharp incisors, had a string of floosies who said things like "I'm, you know over red carpet events.....yeah", and stank like a trunk sewer.

 

Rat had made a couple of weak attempts to answer Mr H's low blow, but later in the night had lapsed into a rage, and, departing from the foyer of Chez Ratz where he usually guarded the lolly holding Cherubs, raced up the stairs, failing to take the corner and striking the wall.

 

This enraged him even more, and racing under the door of the first motel room, which he'd had specially made to give him 24/7 access, along with the secret peep holes, he ran across the room, his mouth stretched in a rictus of rage, the horrible dentures gleaming in the 11 lights on around the room.

 

Poor old Howie, a travelling salesman was just about to settle down for the night to watch a video, and had only gone out for a moment to get a coke from the vending machine (two floors up, $4.95 a can or walk down the street), and, seizing his opportunity The Rat devoured a packet of Lollygobble Bliss Bombs and half a DVD case.

 

He'd charge Howie for that in the morning.

 

 

[Tomo]

"Poor Howie", "poor Howie", "poor Howie".... is what the Rat, who tried to go to sleep was hearing from Howie's wife, who was sympathizing with him to the early hrs of the morning, which only infuriated the Rat all the more.

 

"Why can't anyone be sympathetic to me!?" He screams... causing an instant deathly quiet all through the Motel. "At least someone's listening"? thought the Rat

 

And then he heard foot steps a' coming up the stairs, moving along the hall - he was walking very slowly it seemed? - The Rat then realized he'd been holding his breath, let it out, but for some reason it made a whistling sound past his new platinum plate.

 

The footsteps stopped at his door and that is when he saw an Eye ball looking directly at him through the key hole (this is an old type motel remember!). "Now is that a good thing or bad?" The Rat was thinking as the door suddenly got flung open and there stood...............

 

 

[BigPete]

"Yo Ricko"

 

sounds like a bum rap to me mused QuickPete :big_grin: as he ducked in and straight back out of the NES.........

 

egads

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[BigPete]

What the ????

 

On seeing his old mate Decca :heart: posting on the NES, SneakyPete couldn't not resist the temptation to fire off a quick comment and hustle away. On reviewing his post GobSmackedPete :confused: discovers that Deccas post :heart: (and maybe others have disapeared.

 

"I'll get to the bottom of this" :ah_oh: said SherlockPete ;) as he reached for his pen (no, not the one in his Aunts Garden) the one that is mightier than sword. :big_grin:

 

Now just who do I write to? he mused. Thomo:laugh: has a lot to say but can he read yet? I mean his so young and spends too much time in his cockpit and in the chat room - basic skills could be ungained. :yuk:

 

Maybe SlartiImYourMan will have a few ideas......:thumb_up:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Guest Decca]

As excitement heightens in the NES, and the intellect of contributors reaches unheard of levels such as those advanced civilizations who are capable of technologies (including navigating space ships from planets many light years away), Deccadence grabs an opportunity to note a rare event.

 

He has been lurking, waiting to pounce, and at the most appropriate moment Big Pete has made a brief announcement of his return, to take the NES to the next level of intellect.

 

Will that be we can forget the English language, and just transmit our thoughts …………..

 

No apologies to The Rat for creating a third tangent to follow.......

 

 

[hihosland]

Alas poor turbo,

 

lost in his own backyard after trying to follow the gloss on the tooth.

 

The toothed one removing eye from hotel key hole for a moment surmised that turbo and hiho were suffering from a confusion of co ordinates the one being metric the other traditional.

 

For he did know that had turbo proceeded easterly after leaving the front gate that famous aviator the saintly leonard for a distance adequate for a skyranger circuit he would be entering mid cross wind for the afore mentioned paddock airstrip complete with pink windsock.

 

The very pinkness of which did cause the FNQ contingent to engage in a rivet busting rush back north where hotels still have key holes and ......

 

 

[Captain]

"Yo Ricko"

sounds like a bum rap to me mused QuickPete :big_grin: as he ducked in and straight back out of the NES.........

 

egads

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

RatNote - Major breakthru here boyz and boyettes. Tomo has written 4 paras of story-like prose in the 3rd person (or is it his 3rd personality?), BigPete has made a reappearance (however fleeting & cryptic), and we now have Bryon and MrH as active participants and on whom we can pick ...... so life is good and who cares that the Aussie $ dropped 5% last night ..... let's go get 'em (said my Aunt (not that there is anything wrong with that (aviation term))) .............. Bugger ..... and a big leap in simultaneous posts which shows the health of the NES or the sickness of the posters).

 

 

[turboplanner]

The sheer shock of seeing the hand write on the wall had brought BigPretzel front and centre.

 

To who it may concern, Deccas posts do have to be attended to from time to time as they seem to be based on what out of control Flight Engineers do mid flight, and can be coarse and unsuitable for the gentle retiring residents of the NES.

 

It was very timely that JabPete should make his presence felt as High Hog has been referring to his aircraft as a plastic parrot (which in point of fact is the only form of wildlife left in Yarram apart from the chicks)

 

If it's not fixed, break it!

 

 

[Guest Decca]

…….Not only was Deccadence hoping no-one could spoil his news flash while thinking up his post of journalistic brilliance on an ancient word processor, but in fact Big Pete got in a second one, then HiHo tried to maintain topic with another.

 

Plus a few others

 

Are there any herbal remedies for “Youthenaising” an old brain?

 

Good to have you back!

 

...........

 

 

[Captain]

The sheer shock of seeing the hand write on the wall had brought BigPretzel front and centre.

To who it may concern, Deccas posts do have to be attended to from time to time as they seem to be based on what out of control Flight Engineers do mid flight, and can be coarse and unsuitable for the gentle retiring residents of the NES.

 

It was very timely that JabPete should make his presence felt as High Hog has been referring to his aircraft as a plastic parrot (which in point of fact is the only form of wildlife left in Yarram apart from the chicks)

 

If it's not fixed, break it!

 

"For if ProdigalPete has returned to us due to the 15W50 on the wall it is, indeed, a murrikal" responded the Rat (wearing his heart on his sleeve as usual).

 

"Oh what a joyous group we have here now" added Ahlow as he danced around the maypole with his .........................

 

 

[turboplanner]

....keys jingling in his back pocket where: "he should of had his phone in there sort of because it's cool....yeah, said Mandy

 

 

[Captain]

....keys jingling in his back pocket where: "he should of had his phone in there sort of because it's cool....yeah, said Mandy

 

..... with his keys held together by carribener clip made from aluminium and with the SportSzar brand on it.

 

"What was that?" asked Ahlow's partner as they were half way through the dance with the maypole looking spectacularly lovely due to Ahlow's fine footwork.

 

"Don't worry" he assured his partner "It was just a rivet that flicked out of the carribener. They do that when you pull 4 g's around the pole and if you ............."

 

 

[turboplanner]

"....forget to clamp the perspex canopy which is the strongest component"

 

 

[Captain]

"....forget to clamp the perspex canopy which is the strongest component"

...... and is the nearest thing to a Jabiru that McJockLocks can find.

 

Sometimes when asked, I have heard him explain "I fly a Jabiru that has been converted to low wing and has been skinned in aluminiminium, with an engine change."

 

And they are always impressed, then ask "Does that conversion make them faster or slower".

 

To which Jocksy answers "..................

 

 

[Captain]

..... "What was that?" asked Ahlow's partner as they were half way through the dance with the maypole looking spectacularly lovely due to Ahlow's fine footwork. ............"

For the information of NES contributors, please find below a photo of the Ahlovakian and his partner's tryst by the May Pole.

 

This photo has just been released by the Supreme Court this afternoon following Ahlocks' Injunction being overturned.

 

[ATTACH]9893.vB[/ATTACH]

 

And for more photos and a sample of music, you may go to The Maypole Dance Post Card Scenes

 

 

 

[hihosland]

To which Jocksy answers "..................

 

just more aeroplanner and ........

 

 

[BigPete]

After an early before work posting on the NES GoodProviderPete :big_grin: rockets away to another day of mundane hard yakka :yuk: to support his flying habit. :heart:

 

On his return after many hours of sweat and toil he is amazed :ah_oh:at the multitude of posts in the NES made before the start of a normal working day.

 

"No wonder the country's going broke" HardDoneByPete wailed to no one in particular, "We must be the only workers in the country". (Except for Tomo, who was probably on his way to primary school (the lad is so young)). i_dunno

 

Now I wonder what has happened to JabbyJuicerGeoff and his late night excursions.......

 

regards

 

Mean while

 

 

[Tomo]

Mean while" ... Tomo :big_grin: has just got in from sweat, toil, and soil to find the NES running like a 471 GM at full tilt.....:artist:

 

Primary school... if only.... :ah_oh: I only managed to work on a Boat (wired up the half cabin, Tractor (O'l ford 4000), Landcruiser, and Mazda.... so ends just one of my days......

 

"But that doesn't flow at all" complained the board of Nessers....

 

Yeah well....