The Never Ending Story

[ahlocks]

...Con verse.

 

"Drat!" declared Darky. "Destiny's diversion displaced doubt, duly dealt, discrediting dubious dealings done...

 

 

[Captain]

...Con Cerned. "We think he'll Con Coct some excuse to Con Clude our Con Sternations and return to his Con dominium at Con Doblin.

"Con Found it!" exclaimed....

"Stop being Con Trary Ahlocks or your look like a Con Cockt (not that there is anything wrong with that), and not that I wish to Con Demn you to a life of incarceration where you'll dream about melons and Con .......

 

 

[ahlocks]

... Con fused Con Sorts. :yuk:

 

Locks Con Templated the Con Ditions of his pending Con Viction. :ymca:

 

"Ok. I Con Fess and I'm Con Trite" He Con Fided from the cell's Con Fines.....

 

 

[Captain]

... Con fused Con Sorts. :yuk:

Locks Con Templated the Con Ditions of his pending Con Viction. :ymca:

 

"Ok. I Con Fess and I'm Con Trite" He Con Fided from the cell's Con Fines.....

 

 

"Heck" thought The Rat "That Goldy sure is a fine Con Structor of Con Voluted sentences." "But I wonder if, while he has been incarcerated, whether he has been someone's Con Cubine (not that there is anything wrong with that)?"

 

"I know the answer to that" responded .....................

 

My Aunt said "Strewth, just 13 posts to 4000 .............. Con Ditions are right for the race to be on".

 

 

[ahlocks]

"What happens in Thredbo...." Con Fided Goldy, Con Tent that he'd used a few lines that were Con Structed for use yesterday.(but got gazumped before sending)

 

"We must maintain Con Tinuity!" Con Tended Planey as he Con Spired to .....

 

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P.S. Locks has had no Con Tact with Con Fused Con Sorts if you were Con Cerned

 

 

[Guest Decca]

"We must maintain Con Tinuity!" Con Tended Planey as he Con Spired to .....

 

.....to Con vey to the con verted crowd that they're all a lot of con merchants and....

 

 

[Guest Decca]

.....with only 10 posts to go (good onya Captain!), Deccadence is running up his super-modified Con Stellation with Con Tra Rotating Propellers.

 

Let the Race Begin!!!!!!!!!........

 

 

[ahlocks]

Con Siderable Con Straint Con Tinued among Con Tenders Con Templating Con Tributing in the Competition for the 4000th ....

 

 

[Tomo]

...so much so that they all started to Con verse with each other, so as not to loose Con centration...

 

 

[Tomo]

Otherwise a Con siderable amount of Con struction will be Con demned, leading to Con sumable amounts of Con sternation...

 

 

[Captain]

"We must maintain Con Tinuity!" Con Tended Planey as he Con Spired to .....

 

..... not become In Con Tinent from the excitement of the run-up to #4000.

 

"I know" said Robin-of-Locksmith 'I'll wear a ..........

 

 

[ahlocks]

Con Tainment diaper....

 

 

[planedriver]

Con Tainment diaper....

Con Trary to popular belief that I had Con Tained myself.............

 

 

[Bryon]

Con Trary to popular belief that I had Con Tained myself.............

My con tribution to the con tinuing NES on con stant con abulation in order to reach the con clusion at 4000 is con tained herein

 

 

[Bryon]

My con tribution to the con tinuing NES on con stant con abulation in order to reach the con clusion at 4000 is con tained herein

Bugga!!!!! 3 more to go......

 

 

[Bryon]

Bugga!!!!! 3 more to go......

Sorry, I was con fused, there is only 1 to go...................

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

And I have won the Con Test to be number 4000

 

 

[Bryon]

And I have won the Con Test to be number 4000

Con gratulations:clap:

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

and com miserations to the losing con tributers

 

 

[Tomo]

Which means I'll have to Con centrate on getting to 5000 Con templated ditdo....

 

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went for a (after) sunrise flight this morning, was ridiculously awesome! so clear smooth and :thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

 

[planedriver]

went for a (after) sunrise flight this morning' date=' was ridiculously awesome! so clear smooth and :thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:[/color']

"Thats great to hear Tomo" said the remorseful Planey,who felt he'd conned you all.

 

You do realise dear readers, that Tomo's note, was also probably a wind-up for us less fortunate souls, who did not get a "rediculously awesome" start to the day

 

With Planeys coffee jug going off with big flash and bang first thing, and the card of fuse-wire lent to a neighbour and not returned, he was absolutely de-lighted hearing that someone had had a wonderful start to the day.:baldy: Thats all he needed to hear:yuk:.

 

Where's our Locky when you need him, he thought, as he used the bolt cutters instead of the missing key to open the meter box padlock:question:

 

The day is sure to get better, because it's not Friday the 13th and tomorrow I May.......just dance around the flagpole:laugh:

 

 

[Mazda]

Mazda agreed with Planey because not everyone had a pink sunset and ridiculously awesome start to the day.

 

Some of us (or maybe just one) spent a fitful night outside in a sleeping bag with a broken zipper, trying to entice two pussies. One was taunting, crying forlornly, the other had shot through, or perhaps been shot by unkind forumites.

 

Sleeping out revealed the presence of not one possy, but two (as opposed to the two pussies), who seemed intent on stealing the bird food.

 

As dawn broke the lorikeets arrived to find their food had been stolen by a posse of possums, but like a good packet of Tim Tams their feeders seem to somehow have an endless supply of tasty treats.

 

As pussy feeding time came around, the forlorn crying black pussy, seemingly destined to be the first ever cat skeleton to be found on a roof, turned up at the door ready for breakfast, without even an escort of friendly firemen.

 

Alas though, the exotic "indoor girl" Abyssinian pussy was gone, and has not returned.

 

 

[Bryon]

Alas though, the exotic "indoor girl" Abyssinian pussy was gone, and has not returned.

"Ah-ha, ze mysterious case of ze missing pussy" thought Poirotplaney

 

"Zis is somezing I can get my teeth into" he pondered

 

"I might need to call on the ze assistance of zat legal eagle The Dark One" .........

 

 

[planedriver]

"Ah-ha, ze mysterious case of ze missing pussy" thought Poirotplaney

But as the years progress, he had to come to terms with fact that he could not chase them as hard as he used to:crying:.

 

To call on the assistance of the Dark-One, makes him nervous, because of her new avitar:angry:thumb_down, which may only be a shot in the dark to some, but she's got to be successful sometime.

 

As most cats realise, to cop a stray one can be a real worry:exclamation:

 

"Zis is somezing I can get my teeth into" he pondered.

 

All I need to do is find them..... Oh! there they are in the glass on the bedside table. Gee they must be pleased to see me, co's their smiling st me".

 

You'd just love to become closely attached to these things, but that rarely happens:sad:,:score 001:if you're lucky.:broken_heart: unless they glisten with gold which can also makes the ASI hard to read.......................

 

 

[Captain]

Alas though, the exotic "indoor girl" Abyssinian pussy was gone, and has not returned.

 

"Sorry to hear that, Mazda" said The Locksmiff, who is a notoreously unsympathetic character (that just thinks of himself and where next to dump his holding tank) "I don't know about Abyssiaians, but there are a few Russian ones (not that there is anything wrong with that) on some of the internet dating sites that I .......................

 

My Aunt says "Sorry to hear about your whoopsie in the garden, DF, and I hope that you get back on here soon."