The Never Ending Story

[planedriver]

Could it be that the Captain in whom he seems to be placing his trust, is actually the dreaded German spy CapitanVonCastrate, .

The early rising Captain still half asleep, failed to read the could it be, bit? as he's been awake half the night, considering how we can save our mate.:hittinghead:

 

However, KnackeredkneePlaney realises that he too, could very well be under suspicion at tense times like this. :ah_oh:"Oh No"!

 

Opening a sardine can which concealed a short-wave radio, he starts tappa-tap-tapping away on a makeshift Morse key, trying to contact Wing Commander Ken Wallis.

 

Maybe he's got another Gyro in a suitcase that we could borrow, like the one he made for James Bond in "You only live twice" .

 

After all at nearly ninety he would'nt want to die prematurely, risking his life in one of those fling-wing things.

 

The hours seem endless for LyinglowPete, as he eagerly awaits some positive news......................

 

 

[BigPete]

Testing, testing.....wun, too, free.....

 

McGyverPete has constructed a covert radio out off an old tomato tin, half a shoe lace, his wrist watch and hooked it up to his pacemaker. :confused: I just knew it would work CleverDickPete said to himself, everytime the local taxi gets a call, my old ticker does an impression of a three legged beetle doing the tango.

 

And I'm really sure that I don't need it all the time (the pacemaker - gasp, wheeze, choke). :yuk::yuk:

 

Captain :heart: - Hello Captian, :heart: calling the captain...:heart:.. bugger thought ExpletivePete I could really use some of the Captains :heart: uncooked spaghetti right now, how will I change frequency without it

 

After many hours of tweaking PoorOldPissedOffPete still couldn't contact the WhiteNightCaptain. :heart: Allthough he did get to hear the Hawthorn/St Kilda game. S:censored::censored:T

 

In total frustration IUsedToBeInSignalsPete resorted to morse code to contact the captain...:heart:...

 

(to explain that the double agent was still undetected)

 

-.. . .- .-. -.-. .- .--. - .- -. ..................

 

 

[Captain]

-.. . .- .-. -.-. .- .--. - .- -. ..................

 

........................... ...--..-.-..-.....----...--.-.-..-.-..:pig:-.-..--:pig:.-..:broken_heart:-.-..-.-.-...

 

-.-..-:yuk:..---..-..-:yuk:.-.-..-.-....--..-.:yuk:-..-.-..-.-.-.-...-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-.-.-..-.-.-...-.-

 

..--.:yin_yan:.-.--..-..-.-..--. .......................................................

 

(Sorry about the spelling)

 

 

[planedriver]

What no Morsecheck on your computer:question:

 

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ssssshhhh

 

Hang in there prisonerPete.

 

I am reliably informed that a Schlepsev Storch is being prepared as we speak and will undertake a rescue mission

DownheartedPete cheered up when he read the above message secreted to him inside the apfel strudel that Bronwyn BigJobs had smuggled in to him. He thought "I'll be out of here in days thanks to my old mate Captain, good on him."

 

CarefreePete wandered around the corridors and grounds of the Alberto refuge high in the Apennine Mountains, not a care in the world, beaming broadly to himself and chuckling.

 

"Why the happy face SignorPete?" enquired the old gentleman that ElatedPete was sharing the incarceration with.

 

"Oh Ben, I just got some good news. I've gotta mate who's gonna come and rescue me. He says he's got a plane that can take off and land on a bocce court."

 

"Really," said the dictatorial looking chap, "Tell me more."

 

"Well, I don't know much about it, except that it's got something to do with a Stoat or a Stork or something like that. But tell me, Mr Mussolini, why do you ask?".........

 

 

[Captain]

DownheartedPete cheered up when he read the above message secreted to him

"Well, I don't know much about it, except that it's got something to do with a Stoat or a Stork or something like that. But tell me, Mr Mussolini, why do you ask?".........

"I'm concerned" said the Crappy Cappy. "In Italian, if you are a Mussolini, does that mean that you have a big mussel or a little mussel?"

 

 

 

"And my reputation has been shot up the clacker" he opined. "So I want to make it absolutely clear that me and whateversizePete-you-like have not been "secrete-ing" anything and I have never even seen him, let alone done anything secret"

 

 

 

"Well, except for that spaghetti incident of course, but that was his fault when he .........................."

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

"Well, except for that spaghetti incident of course, but that was his fault when he .........................."

.........asked the waiter in his best italian to bring out his best daughter for him to sample. Of course, he meant to say his best fettucine, but something was lost in the translation. That's probably how RemoursefulPete found himself to be in his mountain detention centre. And it didn't help the situation any when he threw the bowl of freshly grated parmessan cheese over the waiters head.

 

 

[BigPete]

Stop Press

 

Lets go back for minute to posts #377 (post time 9.37am) and #378 (post time 9.41am). i_dunno

 

There are similiar themes running in both posts -

 

both used secret radios, :thumb_up:

 

both resorted to morse code to get the message thru. :thumb_up:

 

They were consciously unaware of each others post. (When I posted, I hadn't refreshed the page and thought I was going to be post #377)

 

Planey (to his mates) is in The Oaks. :)

 

BigPete is in Echuca. :big_grin:

 

That means they are separated by a huge distance.

 

Now the scary bit. :ah_oh:i_dunno:raise_eyebrow:

 

If these two ever get to link up (at a flyin for example) imagine the havok they could inflict.

 

Unbelievable or what?? (doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo (Twilight Zone Theme))

 

Now back to our story.....

 

Run Press

 

 

[Admin]

- Geez you guys bring a smile to a weary face

 

[Captain]

Lets go back for minute to posts #377 (post time 9.37am) and #378 (post time 9.41am). i_dunno

There are similiar themes running in both posts -

 

Soooo ... could planey perhaps actually be BigPete?

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooo ... let's not go down that road again.

 

Or could Slartilisaslow perhaps be the Riverland Lass? (That's even worse).

 

Or ...............................could Ian be .......................

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

Stop Press

Lets go back for minute to posts #377 (post time 9.37am) and #378 (post time 9.41am). i_dunno

 

There are similiar themes running in both posts -

 

both used secret radios, :thumb_up:

 

both resorted to morse code to get the message thru. :thumb_up:

 

Ahhhh!!! Sorry ConfusedPete, no they don't.

 

Post #378 (post time 9.41am) and 379 (post time 10.38am) were the posts with similiar themes but they were posted 57 minutes apart. Plenty of time for Captain to have read your post #378 and then continued the theme. Sorry.

 

Cut the doo doo doo music. end the credit roll.

 

......now, back to the story.........

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

Geez, I'm a spoilsport aren't I

 

 

[Flyer]

this is post 389........

 

 

[Flyer]

...---... post 390 :confused:

 

 

[BigPete]

Paley me old mate - give ya self 30 minutes in the sin bin - give ya head a shake :confused: and re-read the post times for #377 and #378. :big_grin::big_grin:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

That's it. Now I have it.

 

Could post #378 be BigPete in numerical disguise?

 

Then the Riverland Girl might be #181?

 

And I'll get banned if I go any further with combinations of numbers.

 

So Post #377 begat #389, the AirCon Fleet Mangler Flyer begatted Bronny (or he'd like to, anyway), and Paley has lost count of how many be has begot (but it's about xxxx).

 

The Crappy is still trying to do a bit of begatting, and BigPete is .................

 

 

[BigPete]

Still waiting to be rescued. sigh.

 

regards

 

 

[Captain]

Still waiting to be rescued. sigh.

But given upgraderPete's question in another thread, he has decided to change his 160 to a 167.5 by the addition of the longer wings.

 

"However I only have $8000 in the kick at the moment while I am incarceratedPete".

 

"But no worries, as Stiffy said I can have the wings as the cash becomes available, so I'll get 'em one at a time"

 

"That way I'll just do a standard flight each weekend that will take in Shepp, Corowa, Kapooka (to see the Crappy), West Wyalong, Mildewraa and back home, all without moving the stick" (FisherPete would also be able to wet a line in the Murray, Lake Mulwala, Billabong Creek, Lake Albert, the Murrumbidgee, Lake Cowal, the Lachlan and Lake Mungo on each flight). (But only if Stiffy gives him the right wing 1st).

 

"Then once I have the 2nd longer wing I'll be able to go straight again ...... down to Avalon to eat Ian's bickies".

 

"We'll then have a Paint-In at Mildewraa and help Geoff 1 to get his 160 ungellcoated and he'll ............................................

 

 

[BigPete]

.... be waiting for ever unless ImpatientPete gets $#@# RESCUED

 

Sheeesh! :ah_oh:

 

regards

 

 

[BigPete]

After waiting, and waiting, and still $%^^& waiting, GunnaDoItNowPete decides that self help is the way to go.

 

Loading 398 golf balls (there were 400 but as the Captain :heart: sent them in disguised as spaghetti and meat balls :thumb_up: , PastaPete had to eat two in front of the guards) :yuk: , into the dust bags of the gaffa-ed vacuum cleaners, CleverDaringpete is about to launch the world's first automatic high performance self loading pogo stick. (deluxe model) :)

 

At 20 balls a second discharge rate TestPilotPete calculates he has enough "fuel" for a 20 second burst which should just clear the outer wall and get him into the nearby tree line for concealment. :thumb_up:

 

As WoomeraPete hit the power switch and prepared to tee off into the sunset, a cloaked figure ran out of the shadows and grabbed hold of WhatTheF^%$%Pete's shoes. :ah_oh::ah_oh::ah_oh:

 

With a deafening roar as 397 golf balls ricocheted off the guard tower, :big_grin::big_grin: GeronimoPete and passenger :devil: , ka-boinged into the air and over the wall like a drat up a rain pipe

 

Unfortunately, with the extra drag and weight of the cloaked (who the is it?) the ball powered pogo failed to reach the safety of the afore mentioned tree line.

 

With sirens blaring and the strong fingers of the camp searchlights reaching out for them, IncedulousPete reached out and tore the cloak from his unpaying passenger.......

 

StunnedPete was in shock :black_eye: - his free riding stowaway was no other than.......

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

StunnedPete was in shock :black_eye: - his free riding stowaway was no other than.......

 

 

......... it was no other than SuperDooperBaker, who listens patiently to complaints after his team bans forum members, is faster than a speeding bullet fired from Crappy's one pistol (another little in-joke), leaps over obstacles that would stop a normal mortal, and supervises a unique recreational forum that is the envy of the world.

 

CompassionatePete looked down at SuperBaker (who looks a lot like PremiumUnleadedBaker), shook himself and said "Bugger off Ian" as he fell to earth just north of Melbourne in a little place called ............................

 

That Pete is a heartlessbastardPete.

 

 

[BigPete]

:yuk: MoreRableInABin. :confused::ah_oh::black_eye:

 

- BlownAwayPete :yuk: couldn't believe it - but things started to fall into place. i_dunno

 

At first he thought GunnaGeoff :thumb_up: (who flies the PlainJaneJabiJuiceroo) may have been the double agent (DA) as the kidnappers (BigPeteNappers) were having their wine flown in at night. :ah_oh::ah_oh:

 

SlartiI'llPlowYourFieldInOneGoHotPlateHotPants was also in the running for DA - but withdrew from the contest to go ban a few poster's. (as in forum posters)

 

So that left PropShopIanWhoHasSoldHisNanaForAviationAdvancement in the running for DA. But we just didn't see it :ah_oh: - I supose the long term battle with ze giving up of ze how you say ciggy's (there I go again, damm) and the trouble he's had with dusty shop products, thumb_down not to mention the non flying, flyIn event at Echuca, has taken its toll. :yuk:

 

So now we ask the questions:

 

1. Will Slati ban Ian to the funny bin. thumb_down

 

2. Will Ian (in his state of mind) ban Slarti before Slarti bans him.

 

3. Is there anyone else who could ban both of them? :hittinghead:

 

4. What happened to the one golf ball that was not fired out of I'mSoBloodyGoodPete's Godfrey's Golf Ball Blaster (deluxe model) Pogo Stick. :big_grin:

 

We await your answers........i_dunnoi_dunnoi_dunno

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

..... unless ImpatiantPete gets $#@# RESCUED

Sorry missunderstandingPete.

 

I got the spelling wrong.

 

I thought you wanted to be re-skewed because something must have been askew ..... like dressingtotheleftPete instead of to the right.

 

PS - re-skewed sounds a bit kiwi for being "saved", doesn't ut?

 

 

[planedriver]

[quote=Captain;58988

 

CompassionatePete looked down at SuperBaker (who looks a lot like PremiumUnleadedBaker)]https://www.recreationalflying.com/xf2/uploads/emoticons/051_crying.gif.edc6b33a234e272ee13f0ec0ae40b12a.gif[/img]

SuperBaker had the good fortune to land in a haystack:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:in the middle of a paddock and survived the fall, but was naturally in a state of shock:star::star::star::yuk:.

 

Lucky for him, The Riverland Girl who'd been doing a bit of topless sunbathing was fortunately very close to hand, and ran to his rescue.

 

She rushed over to him, disappointed that he did'nt really need the kiss of life, and said " Since childhood, my favorite game has been playing doctors and nurses, so I feel well qualifed to check you out".;););)

 

With no time to waste changing into her kinky liittle nurses uniform, she started

 

feeling just about every part of his body to make sure there were no broken bones.

 

She got halfway down and said "WOW, you have three lumps instead of two, no wonder you're called SuperBaker, i'll have to check this out for sure.

 

Still feeling dazed by his fall, (or thats the excuse he gave) he just laid there with a bit of a smug grin on his face:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:. " Oh No" cried the girl, "Look what iv'e found. It's a golf ball. And I thought you were really a SuperBaker, but you're really no different to all the others"!

 

The big question is, How the hell did it get there:question:

 

One theory is.......................

 

 

[Flyer]

Supabaka put it there to impress the riverland girl..no?