The Never Ending Story

ahlocks · May 9, 2010

...we'll talk about any issues that arise...

Tomo · May 9, 2010

....to be a surprise....

Bryon · May 9, 2010

....to be a surprise....

Now, now.....we dont want any nasty surprises here. You Queen..slanders will have to behave yourself or .........

ahlocks · May 9, 2010

..watch this Nana. Can you believe your eyes?"...

Tomo · May 9, 2010

but because he's in disguise....

May 9, 2010

you wouldn't believe your eyes what was about to rise......

Bryon · May 9, 2010

you wouldn't believe your eyes what was about to rise......

OH NO........the dreaded rhyming curse has befallen the NES members.

Oh woe is us..... what will we do ........who will save us?

But wait, look up there, is it a Rat, is it a Darkone..........Nooooooo it is..................

May 9, 2010

Goldylocks will save us all from this dreaded ........

Tomo · May 9, 2010

Threaded phenomenon of rhyming and for some, sighing....

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Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

Bryon · May 9, 2010

Threaded phenomenon of rhyming and for some, sighing....
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Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

The challenge has been issued by young tomo.......can locksy resist the urge to rhyme long enough to save the NESsers...........i_dunno

Captain · May 10, 2010

The challenge has been issued by young tomo.......can locksy resist the urge to rhyme long enough to save the NESsers...........i_dunno

...... and Goldy has asked me to submit the following on his behalf:

I decided to fly even though the weather was Iffy,

However wearing my best flying suit I was still looking spiffy,

And if I was in a 230 with Rod in the right seat, could it be said that I was flying with a Stiffy?

Wiggsy need not answer because .........

May 10, 2010

Sorry Rat, my heart is broken because "The Rat" has spoken. I sit here on my chair boo hoo sniffy sniffy

Captain · May 10, 2010

Sorry Rat, my heart is broken because "The Rat" has spoken. I sit here on my chair boo hoo sniffy sniffy

Come on Wiggsy, your must be joke'n.

For while your heart might be broken, it's just a token,

Whereas we could just be shallow and writing about poke'n or stoke'n, then ..................

May 11, 2010

ha ha ha not going there many an answer could be spoken...........

Bryon · May 11, 2010

This really gets up my nose,

I dont like prose,

but worst of all and most of the time,

I dont like prose disguised as rhyme...........

Oh bugga.......

Captain · May 11, 2010

This really gets up my nose,I dont like prose,

but worst of all and most of the time,

I dont like prose disguised as rhyme...........

Oh bugga.......

..... Bryon's cry'n about rhym'n,

When he could be somewhere else on this Forum lie'n about fly'n,

Because prose,

Gets up his nose,

Which is preferable to snorting coke ..............although I prefer Pepsi-Max.

While Rudd's new mining tax,

Means that the Rat can't afford a new 914 Rotax.

But I'll be try'n.

Oh bugga ....

Bryon · May 11, 2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomo

Threaded phenomenon of rhyming and for some, sighing....

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Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

The challenge has been issued by young tomo.......can locksy resist the urge to rhyme long enough to save the NESsers...........i_dunno

..... Bryon's cry'n about rhym'n,
When he could be somewhere else on this Forum lie'n about fly'n,

Because prose,

Gets up his nose,

Which is preferable to snorting coke ..............although I prefer Pepsi-Max.

While Rudd's new mining tax,

Means that the Rat can't afford a new 914 Rotax.

But I'll be try'n.

Oh bugga ....

Another challenge, what will it bring,

Tomo declared locksly the rhyming king

But the Rat has emerged to steal his thunder

All this rhyming....I want to chunder.....

Oh double bugga

Tomo · May 11, 2010

Don't fret Mr Bryan.... we all know you're drummer

Is that why you can't stand a rhyme?

for it tis something that go's along with time....

whether you like it or not says mumma

It looks like we have more than just one other

that'l steel locksy and Rats thunder.........

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Ditdo got off from his late night due to a rain shower.... so chat room want go down in gloom....

Bryon · May 11, 2010

Don't fret Mr Bryan.... we all know you're drummerIs that why you can't stand a rhyme?

for it tis something that go's along with time....

whether you like it or not says mumma

It looks like we have more than just one other

that'l steel locksy and Rats thunder.........

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Ditdo got off from his late night due to a rain shower.... so chat room want go down in gloom....

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.............triple bugga.....

:off topic:And it came to pass......

ahlocks · May 11, 2010

....can locksy resist the urge to rhyme i_dunno

Resist he tried with all his might, tossed and turned all through the night,

to fend off taunts and any thoughts of rhyming.

"That bugger Byron, he's set the bait. The jobs to do will have to wait,

But I’ll just sit back and pause for perfect timing"

As Locks began to write some verse, nothing rude, obtuse or terse,

the Rat stepped in and fired the opening shot.

"It's not the verse that you should hate, and I'll shove Crudd's tax fair up his date,

‘cuz I need a rotoraxe to make the Jab real hot.

See, I need a donk that goes and goes, to keep the plastic on its toes,

but since his mining tax, my dream is shot."

Well just between me and you, I guess poor Bryon kinda knew,

That his taunt might end up being quite the blunder,

Said the lad with the grin as he waltzed on in, "He's a drummer...is it any wonder?"

"You see lyrics aren't their strongest point, it's pounding that's their thing."

So he gave him a poke with an old skins joke, just to wound him in the wing"

Bryon sprang back in dread and fear, "That really hurt, I’ve shed a tear,

What truely brought that on?” “Oh, it’s not true” said Wiggles Sue, he’s just playing with your scone.

“Now’s the time to pounce” Locks thought, “While Bryon’s on the run.”

But when he went to make a verse, he found that he had none!

That’s odd...

Bryon · May 12, 2010

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.............triple bugga.....

Original quote by tomo

Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

Resist he tried with all his might, tossed and turned all through the night,

to fend off taunts and any thoughts of rhyming.

"That bugger Byron, he's set the bait. The jobs to do will have to wait,

But I’ll just sit back and pause for perfect timing"

As Locks began to write some verse, nothing rude, obtuse or terse,

the Rat stepped in and fired the opening shot.

"It's not the verse that you should hate, and I'll shove Crudd's tax fair up his date,

‘cuz I need a rotoraxe to make the Jab real hot.

See, I need a donk that goes and goes, to keep the plastic on its toes,

but since his mining tax, my dream is shot."

Well just between me and you, I guess poor Bryon kinda knew,

That his taunt might end up being quite the blunder,

Said the lad with the grin as he waltzed on in, "He's a drummer...is it any wonder?"

"You see lyrics aren't their strongest point, it's pounding that's their thing."

So he gave him a poke with an old skins joke, just to wound him in the wing"

Bryon sprang back in dread and fear, "That really hurt, I’ve shed a tear,

What truely brought that on?” “Oh, it’s not true” said Wiggles Sue, he’s just playing with your scone.

“Now’s the time to pounce” Locks thought, “While Bryon’s on the run.”

But when he went to make a verse, he found that he had none!

That’s odd...

All hail the king for he has spoke

let no-one doubt it ...or they'll cop a poke

It is time to move on....to greener grass

so, as they say in the classics

:off topic:And it came to pass......

planedriver · May 12, 2010

:off topic:And it came to pass......

With Ian and the back room boys, working their wonder,

Planey's connected once more, with the forums to plunder.:big_grin::thumb_up:

Captain · May 12, 2010

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.............triple bugga.....

Original quote by tomo

Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

Resist he tried with all his might, tossed and turned all through the night,

to fend off taunts and any thoughts of rhyming.

"That bugger Byron, he's set the bait. The jobs to do will have to wait,

But I’ll just sit back and pause for perfect timing"

As Locks began to write some verse, nothing rude, obtuse or terse,

the Rat stepped in and fired the opening shot.

"It's not the verse that you should hate, and I'll shove Crudd's tax fair up his date,

‘cuz I need a rotoraxe to make the Jab real hot.

See, I need a donk that goes and goes, to keep the plastic on its toes,

but since his mining tax, my dream is shot."

Well just between me and you, I guess poor Bryon kinda knew,

That his taunt might end up being quite the blunder,

Said the lad with the grin as he waltzed on in, "He's a drummer...is it any wonder?"

"You see lyrics aren't their strongest point, it's pounding that's their thing."

So he gave him a poke with an old skins joke, just to wound him in the wing"

Bryon sprang back in dread and fear, "That really hurt, I’ve shed a tear,

What truely brought that on?” “Oh, it’s not true” said Wiggles Sue, he’s just playing with your scone.

“Now’s the time to pounce” Locks thought, “While Bryon’s on the run.”

But when he went to make a verse, he found that he had none!

That’s odd...

All hail the king for he has spoke

let no-one doubt it ...or they'll cop a poke

It is time to move on....to greener grass

so, as they say in the classics

:off topic:And it came to pass......

..... that El Ratto said ..... "Brit a shick, Bryon,

After a tome like that, I'm giving up try'n".

My Aunt said "Welcome back Planey".