Bryon Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 It's now official folks,That Bryon:stirring pot::stirring pot: did cause a stir among the NES community, many wondering if they'd wind up in one of his pots, unsure whether he had cannibalistic tendencies. However, the show must go on:rilla: :clown: :star::guitarist::ecstatic:Planey insisted. That my friends, is my contribution for now, so i'm eagerly awaiting further early morning movement;) Its OK folks, I only dropped in to check my new ranking. You are quite safe . . . . ........or are you??????:stirring pot::stirring pot::stirring pot:
planedriver Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Its OK folks, I only dropped in to check my new ranking. You are quite safe . . . . ........or are you??????:stirring pot::stirring pot::stirring pot: Of course we are, Bryon :big_grin: I think everyones gone to look for firewood to put under those stirring pots of yours. Tomo is still around for one, thank God, though talking about double de-clutching on another post, thinking what to say here, even if it's a simple "Hello". Did'nt think that double de-clutching was necessary on a J120, but I still have a lot to learn about the latest Jabiru models:confused:. Do you think the Captain has retired, Turbo become a train driver in Tokyo and Ahlocks got locked up somewhere:question:. Tommorow at first light light, we have the bloodhounds and Wagga SES organised for a search. No worries said the bloodhound handler, his hot water service is reported to be on the blink, so they'll soon sniff him out for sure. I hope the others are not all laid beneath that old oak tree, in the green green grass of home, that I sang :robin:about at Karioke last night, responded Planey. Could it be that they heard Planeys first public rendition in nearly 50yrs and have burried their heads in the sand? Maybe they're a lot wiser than he thought! Meanwhile other forum members within earshot, were sighted removing the batteries from their hearing aids. What a bloody nerve they've got:angry: thought the geriatric one night star:star: feeling quite offended. Their day will come:black_eye:
MrH Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 :big_grin: ...... Could it be that they heard Planeys first public rendition in nearly 50yrs and have burried their heads in the sand? Maybe they're a lot wiser than he thought! Meanwhile other forum members within earshot, were sighted removing the batteries from their hearing aids. What a bloody nerve they've got:angry: thought the geriatric one night star:star: feeling quite offended. Their day will come:black_eye: And their day did come because Bryon decided to join in with Planey, only on his drums :drums: Even the Senheisers :DJ:couldn't block out the racket .. maybe that's why the NES's are staying away, it's TOO NOISY IN HERE & you can't even hear Ditdot speak!:big_grin: (not that there's anything wrong with that:sorry:)
Tomo Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Ditdot speak!:big_grin: (not that there's anything wrong with that:sorry:)[/size] thems fighting words....
planedriver Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 thems fighting words.... Not really, they're "trying to get you to speak, words". Sounds like it's starting to work, but just needs a bit more WD40. Welcome to the NES madness Tomo. Good to hear from you. We thought you might have been busy pushing the daises out the ground.
ahlocks Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 ...his hot water service is reported to be on the blink, so they'll soon sniff him out for sure. Surrounded by a waft :yuk: that would make a blowfly throw up, pongLock wandered back into the base camp for his search for the disappeared Rat. "He must of fallen down one of those gas mine holes that are everywhere.":ne_nau: he shrugged as he flipped his hiking boots off and threw another Jab rudder on the fire to keep warm. The fire hissed and crackled as it began to devour the fresh load of BundaPlastic while needawashLock coughed and gagged on the acrid black smoke swirling around the campsite. "If a bloke was disposed to stirring up some trouble to draw the Rat out," he spluttered as he moved the water heater closer to the fire, "he'd say that Jabatoos aren't much chop as firewood either..."
turboplanner Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 "Phewy, what a smell - put your socks back on Rivet" said 2000 bystanders. But it had done the trick; a rodent was seen streaking away, his nose pinched tightly by his little paws.
planedriver Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 "Phewy, what a smell - put your socks back on Rivet" said 2000 bystanders.But it had done the trick; a rodent was seen streaking away, his nose pinched tightly by his little paws. And even the Wagga bloodhounds ran off in the upwind direction as the SES handlers were donning their hazardous material suits.
ahlocks Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 The light from the fire bathed their chemical suits in a dappled orange pattern (Cheetah suits? ) as the intrepid SES crew :uhoh2: advanced to investigate the stench. :yuk: "Have a look at this for Ozzie ingenuity!" :thumb_up: said locks as he motioned the crew toward the pictures on his wPad. (well, iPads are such city folk things :rolleyes1:) "Matt Who? does a touch and go in a river with a land plane and someone did a 'wheels up' landing with a non retractable grizzle. Now how's that for creativity!" =============== Does the Red Bull video remind anyone else of a dog that's just pee'd on an electric fence???
turboplanner Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 Locks had used the magic word and was about to get a cheetah spinner in the ear....
ahlocks Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 Using a carefully selected blend of turpentine, kero, remnants from a Mildura winery vat and a dash of old spice, the decon team set about ridding locks of his malodorous affliction. :black_eye: Things were progressing well with the decontamination. Well that is, until startingtosmellbetterLocks :bmwrider:decided it was time to load up the pipe and dilute all that blood that was accumulating in his nicotine stream. :raise_eyebrow: As he flicked the zippo into life, a blinding flash enveloped the area causing the decon crew to be instantly shrink wrapped in their plastic chemical suits. As his eyes readjusted, singedLocks noticed that the team leader was actually female and now clad in a skin tight yellow plastic (with a dappled orange cheetah effect) jumpsuit! :face and heart: Nonchalantly extinguishing his eye brows with a bit of spit between his fingers, he started to work with his best pick up line....
turboplanner Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 "I'd rather be gatherin' them than plums" he said
ahlocks Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 ...to the other one :cool_shades: with the distinct outline of a possum skin g string () under his suit....
planedriver Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 Locky was all eyes for the teamleader who reminded him of a lass he'd seen in a magazine in the barbers shop. In fact he was quite overcome with joy. I'll have to get in quick, before elRatto reappears and flashes his worldly charm, he thought. Thinking he was doing the right thing to impress her, he invited her back to his place for a romantic candle-lit dinner. I make a mean cuppa-soup he said:face and heart:and I still have some leftover chinese from Friday night:heart::big_grin::heart:
Bryon Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 ...then she walked in....... .........'How dare you try and tempt my beloved (flashratwithagoldtooth ) out of our lovenest with your talk of possum skin bikinis" she wailed 'You know he is only'............
ahlocks Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 ...human after all. :Disappointed: Rat was shattered! How could it be that this femme fatale could besmirch his prowess with such a common label. "I'll have you know I have super powers" he huffed indignantly . "What with my carefully groomed silver whiskers and mirror smooth fangs, I'm the studlyest rat ever to have disappeared ( :ne_nau:) from the never ending yarn... Thompson :big_grin::big_grin: saw an opportunity and made a move.....
Tomo Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 ... coming in from the behind... a little to the left...
planedriver Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 As the saying goes "If the Rats away, the cats will play" , but if the big fellah returns and catches you ----------------------------------------------------- :peepwall: Simply grab that sign that says .
ahlocks Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 ... coming in from the behind... a little to the left... TenSecondTom pounced with youthful enthusiasm. "You wanna ride in a J120 'cuz jees they're bonza planes?" he invited as he began his small talk through a grin that would make the cheshire cat look pursed. "And my mate Matt:question: taught me some moves that....
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