The Never Ending Story

[planedriver]

Supabaka put it there to impress the riverland girl..no?

 

Oh Flyer, you have such a suspicious mind.;););)

 

I'm not saying you're wrong, but maybe there are other reasons:question:

 

 

[Flyer]

well, maybe but maybe not. I mean there's ianivebuggereroffforabreakbaka who's supposedly still off the coffin nails, slartiiveboofedmyplane has been loaded with maintaining a forum as well as fixing his flying cat, imstillintheclinkunrescuedpete is out of action and who knows what the craptain is up to....

 

Do you reckon that maybe supabaka has done a bit of a coverup???? like loaded the workers to get them out of the way while enticing a riverland girl with balls...errr golf balls that is :big_grin:.

 

What say you now imaplanedriverflyboy:question: ;)

 

 

[planedriver]

Do you reckon that maybe supabaka has done a bit of a coverup???? like loaded the workers to get them out of the way while enticing a riverland girl with balls...errr golf balls that is :big_grin:.What say you now imaplanedriverflyboy:question: ;)

Naaaaaa Mate, He taken Carrin away for a short break because he feels guilty for having such a big smile on his face when the Riverland girl was checking him out for broken bones? or was that missing balls(of the golf type)

 

Anyway, we can say what we like at the moment, co's the boss is away and Slarti is pretending to be keeping an eye on things;) but in reality, is busy fixing his fly-ing BBQ. Aint that right Slarti,.

 

See mate, he never even noticed!!!!!?????

 

It looks like the others have gone AWOL? which leaves either you or me, that has to turn out the light:idea:

 

 

[planedriver]

So where's our mate :broken_heart:Pete hiding?

 

Is he writing an autobiography about being incarcerated and trying to work out why it took so long to be rescued, or, is he still working on that bloody pogo- stick thingy, with only one ball

 

Maybe he's ducked down to Barbeque's Galore while they have a special on, to set-up in oposition to Slartihotplate, so he can francise out to LittlePete to keep the wealth within the family:question:

 

The Captain is away working hard delivering Wichettyburgers, so he can afford to get tinted windows like SelfmadePete:cool: with the exclusive LimmoJabby.

 

While Ian is taking a well-earned break, they're both missing out on a golden-oportunty to make:ban me please: statements as Slarti is busy, and get away with it;);)

 

 

[Flyer]

I heard a rumor that Big Pete aka imstillintheclinkunrescuedpete has been talking with Guru Swamibuggermetohismates (otherwise known as Guru Swamibuggertherestofyouimallrightthanksjack-gee) in the clink. They've been discussing gliders and iv'egotamillionaliasespete has a new alias.... EnlightenedPete. Apparently he's learnt that a glider rarely needs power on approach and if it does, um...not sure what happens then

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

IncarceratedPete was getting a bit fed up with being locked up and forgotten about. He decided to do something about it himself. Well, almost by himself. Guru SwamiWhatshisname had been locked up for much longer than CheesedOffPete and his talk about gliders was more than idle chit chat. The Guru took CellmatePete into a secret garden that no-one else knew about. It seems the Guru found it one day years ago when he was wanting to seek enlightenment on his own (or have a bit of a choof, anyway). He thought that since no-one else knew of this garden that he could use it to his advantage.

 

What did GobsmackedPete find in the garden? A two seat glider of course.

 

"I've been waiting for someone like you to come along" said the Guru,

 

"Er....yes..." said NervousPete.

 

"Yes" said the Guru. "This is the second glider that I have built. The first one was OK but I realized that my power source for take off was inadequate with just one person on board. I needed a second person to add to the power."

 

ConfusedPete was confused.

 

It was then that the Guru explained his plan to SoonToBeFreePete.

 

The Guru was going to feed BigPete up with all the curry that he could take, and then some more. Once he was fueled up the Guru and GaseousPete would attach funnels to a certain bodily orifice and then once having lit the resulting gas the thrust would be sufficient to propel the glider into a rapid takeoff roll which would allow them to clear the castle walls.

 

"There's only one problem" said NauseausPete, ...........

 

 

[BigPete]

I've already escaped - about 11 posts ago - sheeesh will ya keep up with the story! (Palexxxx, Flyer, PlaneDriver)

 

(Although I do love a good curry.)

 

You must have spent too long in the sin bin Paley, :yuk: but at least you're giving it a go. (the NES that is)

 

I'll be back tomorrow with some interesting developments in the Jabiru Skunk Works. :ah_oh: ;) :big_grin:

 

Stay Tuned. :thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[planedriver]

I'll be back tomorrow with some interesting developments in the Jabiru Skunk Works.

 

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Meanwhile, we look out those old WW2 gas masks buried in the garden shed in fear of what we can expect, and await further developments:confused::confused:

 

This should be enlightening, if not educational!!

 

 

[Captain]

the Jabiru Skunk Works.

So NauseausPete became GaseousPete when both ends started firing (a bit like a radial that hasn't been started for 25 years) ...... and malodourousPete therefore took to blaming Jabiru every time he snuck one out.

 

"What a weakbastardPete" said Planey "Now I have to get out the gas mask that still has my name and number on it".

 

"You should be more proud of what you do, bashfullPete" said the Crappy Captian. "For you were incarserated and forced fed on sowerkraut, rice and beans, so you can expect some aftermath (and afterburn)"

 

"Just pipe it into the intake of the 2200 and you'll make a quid by saving fuel ... but make sure you introduce it before the air-filter just in case you ......................."

 

 

[BigPete]

After sleeping on it, RepentivePete realizes that his poor comrades have been trapped in a darstardley time warp. :ah_oh: If we don't find a way out of this distortion, poor old Planey, the Captain, :heart: Flyer and palexxxx are doomed to spend the rest of their days rotating thru NES posts trying vainly to rescue their Hero (Me). :yuk:

 

CaptainKirkPete realizes that the missing golf ball from his deluxe model Godfreys automatic self loading pogo stick, had ripped a hole in the space continueum and sucked off :confused: our intrepid players into a never ending space loop. :black_eye:thumb_down

 

"I need a tracheon pulse" SpaceCadetPete said to himself, "although a lazer pistol set to stun just might do the trick." Then, VulcanPete used his logic - dark matter - and lots of it. Bless poor old planey :heart: 'cause he's given me the answer - CURRY ;)

 

SpockPete had the answer. :thumb_up: He must get all of his captured buddies to consume the curry and if he could organise a concentrated, co-ordinated effort - there'd be enought dark matter flying around :black_eye: to kill anything :yuk: - even a space warp loop continuem thingy.

 

Thus the curry was ordered, delivered and consumed. :ah_oh: SealedInALeadSuitPete sat down and waited for the result. :big_grin: He didn't have to wait long.......

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

PS OK - I've got you guys out of the S:censored:, can we move on to bigger and better things - please. i_dunno (I'm back) :big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

He didn't have to wait long.......

So SealedInALeadSuitPete went off like a cross between a discoloured geyser & the fireworks at the Echuca gay mardi-gras, such that he could be seen all over the riverland.

 

"Wouldn't you think that leadsuit would burst" said the RiverlandGirl "What with all that BIGPete has tucked up in there. For I have seen it and it is indeed Pete".

 

"I can't wait to see him again in his tent at the next Echuca Fly-in. When the bloody hell is it?" she implored organiser&I'mbaaaackPete.

 

 

[planedriver]

So SealedInALeadSuitPete went off like a cross between a discoloured geyser & the fireworks at the Echuca gay mardi-gras, such that he could be seen all over the riverland.

NotsoScientificPete should have realised that this was likely to happen if he ordered VindalooGT with extra chillies.

 

With the low melting point of the lead suit, he would have been better of off with the milder Corma, but it's too late now.

 

It came as a bit of a shock to learn that Echuca has it's very own Gay-Mardi-Gras (what a bummer). Never mind, we all have to accept that in this day and age of political correctness, that we sometimes get "a bit behind" with the latest news;).

 

SavethedayPete put in a welcome brief appearance with news of his instructor? LittlePete, who'd taken him on a short Navex, with one working the stick, and the other working the pedals, but it's great to hear that they had a good time.

 

The "Grapevine" has it, that Plod got so fed-up with waiting for his aerial "weed- spotter" to be supplied by the Commisioner, that he had to buy his own. (Congratulations Plod, it looks great) :thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

Don't forget to check out the weeds in Pete's backyard as they look a bit sus on on the google-earth shots.

 

Planey's weeds, are due to his mower being well overdue for it's 100hourly blade-change. Thats my story and i'm sticking to it;);););)

 

Other than a little coughing and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing, Planey realised that the old gas mask had past it's use-by date, but is feeling better since the strong nor-easterly came through, while SealedInALeadSuitPete had this strange grin on his face:):):) and a look like butter would'nt melt in his mouth:question:.

 

 

[Captain]

It came as a bit of a shock to learn that Echuca has it's very own Gay-Mardi-Gras

"They call it the "Gay-Mardi-Gras" but it is actually just one bloke walking down the street" explained the Riverland girl.

 

"And the shock was that last year it turned out to be mincingPete, who then dressed up to become OstrichfeatherPete with a few bits of paspalum sticking out of an orifice or two".

 

"So it was actually a Grey-Mardi-Grass, but jumpedshipPete sure was the talk of the town".

 

"And apparently he has also been away for a week of bondage that he disguised as so-called "imprisonment"" the Riverland lass said.

 

"That Pete is a bit of a goerPete, or so MildewraaGeoff told me".

 

 

[BigPete]

We interupt this story for a brilliant idea :thumb_up: from, well, you know who. (I'mStraitPete)

 

Ian, to raise funds for the good of all, why not sell 1 week in the sin bin vouchers - $10.00 buys the purchaser the right to ban someone/anyone for a week. :ah_oh: You could even use it on your friends and close associates. :black_eye:

 

I'll have 40 bucks worth right now - thanks. :big_grin::big_grin:

 

Sheesh - "grey mardi gras" (wish I'd thought of it).

 

regards

 

PS By the way - there was a whole group of Savanha Drivers for the parade, but they chickened out (said the "strip" was too short.) :yuk::yuk:

 

we now return you to our NORMAL?????? program.

 

 

[Captain]

By way of explanation ..... when preparing post #414 I was a bit worried that thinskinnedPete might take offence, but the alternative story line was that changeplanePete was selling his j160 and buying either a SportStar or a CT.

 

I decided that the gay line would be less offensive to dearlybelovedPete.

 

 

[planedriver]

We interupt this story for a brilliant idea :thumb_up: from, well, you know who. (I'mStraitPete)

Ian, to raise funds for the good of all, why not sell 1 week in the sin bin vouchers - $10.00 buys the purchaser the right to ban someone/anyone for a week. :ah_oh: You could even use it on your friends and close associates. :black_eye:

 

I'll have 40 bucks worth right now - thanks. :big_grin::big_grin:

 

"Oh Geez", not again Pete,

 

With 40 bucks worth, you can ban yourself, and stay away for a month.thumb_down

 

Don't do mate:crying::heart:, not a good idea.

 

Get a credit, and spend the money in the Clear Prop Shop instead, but don't forget to leave a sizable tip for the good service.:thumb_up:

 

That way you can continue leading us decent blokes astray, as deep-down we love it:heart::heart:.

 

The Captain must have his knickers in a twist, to be brazen enough:black_eye: to even suggest that you might be changing your beloved (J160) for a SportsStar.

 

After all, why would you even consider getting burn't to a crisp on hot summer days, when yours has the limmo tint, and as you know, the Riverland girl likes it in the shade;);)

 

 

[Captain]

I'll have 40 bucks worth right now - thanks.

I'll see your $40 and raise you $10.

 

Don't tell anyone conspiritorPete, but that is a great idea and we should perhaps pool our resources and ban both Ian and Slartibartcrack for a month each via your innovative Sin-Bin Gift Certificates, then we can run amok ............. sssssshhhhhhhh

 

 

[Admin]

+ = :hittinghead:

[Captain]

+ = :hittinghead:

Ian,

 

I reckon I can guess which one is the Crappy Captian (.... the hit-ee yet again), but please clarify which of the above is you & which is Slarti?

 

And is that hammerererPete?

 

Regards Geoff

 

 

[planedriver]

I received this in my emails today, and wondered whether it came from the Riverland girls favourite Pete?

 

Yours most sincerely;););)

 

Planey

 

 

 

[Captain]

That is a bit how Mardi-grasPete looked while parading down the main street of Chewka ........ except for the paspalum, and the ostrich feathers (and the greyness).

 

Personally, I find it a very attractive mix , and so did the Riverland Girl who took up the challenge of bringing him back from the dark side.

 

"I'll chuck in $20 for 2 gift certificates and I'll give ACDCPete a gift he'll never forget" she said before having a shower and a shave.

 

"Hey feelingviolatedagainPete?" said the editor of the Chewka Cronicle. "What's a transvestite, and why did you .....................?"

 

 

[BigPete]

".....Thats Captain What's to you" said AgressivePete "show a lttle respect for a 230 driver, we just call him Captain". :heart: (Crappy to his mates) :big_grin:

 

After cancelling his Chewka Cronicle subscription in disgust, :yuk: LitigatorPete :devil: turned his attention to the RiverSlander Girl. thumb_down

 

"This has got to stop" he said, "all the rumors about the Captain :heart: and his love for silk and lace flying suits is perfectly normal" (although I didn't really like the see thru number he wore at Narromine i_dunno).

 

"And if Planey and palexxxx want to sit in the cockpit late into the evening ;) watching the moon rise and the stars twinkling :heart::heart: (whilst sharing Cadbury Roses) - It doesn't make them GAY" said FatherBobPete. :big_grin: (yea right!!)

 

"Now" growled PumpedUpPete :devil: - "who else wants a piece of me.........."

 

egads

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

What?

 

Now you tell us all that planey and paley are at it?

 

And even worse, they are sharing Cadbury's Roses? (Funny how that symbolism rings a bell with me too. We must be from the same Cadbury Roses generation when that was all we could afford, and when Porphery Pearl was an aphrodisiac).

 

But there might be a way that the Crappy can make a quid out of their illicit sharing of whatever it is they are sharing. For planey is in Sydney and paley is in Bendigo, so if this develops past the Roses stage they can maybe meet up in my motel in Wagga which is about half way and as a result I can buy that RV7 kit that I have always wanted.

 

Can't wait to see the front page of The Oaks and the Bendigo Cronicle tomorrow morning.

 

 

[planedriver]

"..... "And if Planey and palexxxx want to sit in the cockpit late into the evening ;) watching the moon rise and the stars twinkling :heart::heart: (whilst sharing Cadbury Roses) - It doesn't make them GAY" said FatherBobPete. :big_grin: (yea right!!) "

So here you have it!;););)

 

The Oaks & Bendigo Chronical.doc

 

The Oaks & Bendigo Chronical.doc

[BigPete]

Pure Art - Planey :thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

I think I've wet myself.

 

PS My Aunt gave me the box of Cadbury Roses on my 21st birthday. :ah_oh::ah_oh:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin: