The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

Ahsox with tongue in cheek. Meanwhile Destiny was seen running, due to no wings that work yet, off to a destination unknown screaming "Nana, they're picking on me & my pickled somethings or another, why are they so unkind?" Well you see dear boy........

..... if you ever get a chance to have a good squiz you will see that they all look like they have been pickled"

 

"Yes" said Destiny "I've noticed that about elbow skin as well".

 

"I know" replied Nanna "They do look the same don't they."

 

So Destitute (from aircraft reactivation) went off into the sunset singing his theme-song to the tune of 'Any Dream will do' ....... "Any Paddock Will Do" he lilted, and then he realized .........................

 

 

[turboplanner]

......he was singing to a 14 year old girl in school uniform, who obviously hadn't realizzed that Destitute was absent minded, and in fact had many things on his mind rather than the more common one, which was the main characterstic of Gold Tooth the Rxx.

 

Nevertheless Destitute was now in...........

 

In a parallel story in another place, Turbo had passed himself off as an accredited Kushsupport tester, and after emphasising the safety measures he took was being inundated with thousands of eager women, and some men. In fact whichever Party makes Kush accreditation compulsory at the next election will bolt it in.

 

 

[ahlocks]

..in full song :robin:and threatening the lass to within an inch of industrial deafness.

 

"I closed my eyes,...

 

when the rotax noise stopped (ah ah ahhhh)

 

then the VSI dropped, (Oo oo oooo)

 

...any field will do."

 

The lass swooned at Destiny's melodic warbling, well she will when her ears stop rinGing...

 

====================

 

Locks has just been informed that the annual company knees-up, (cough) conference is at Casa del Rattos...

 

 

[turboplanner]

The lass swooned at Destiny's melodic warbling, well she will when her ears stop rining...

"Sing me some more rins" she said "I like Nursery Rines" so Destitute began to tell her the story about the Big Bad Wolf, whoi'd managed to get off after his lawyer told the Magistrate he'd had a traumatic childhood and one of his teachers stared at hm.

 

Readers, just an aside here. The writer (authors refer to themselves that way Tomo) has noticed that Alox is frequently logged as staring at Smileys. Perhaps they mesmerize him, or remind him of his family, or it could even be that they talk back to him and only him, or could they be aliens.

 

Anyway, back to the story..... Ah, now the writer has forgotten the story........

 

 

[Russ]

Just had a bit of a squiz at this thread........................geeezus, you guys need to change your medications............or your diets, sumins reeeel strange going on here.

 

You is all dead set "certifiable ";);):):)

 

 

[turboplanner]

You is probably reading something into it though....

 

 

[Tomo]

Good O'l Russ, the truck driving Russ

 

Came bounden' in looking a bit suss

 

Made quite a compliment

 

About all our accomplishment(s)

 

Meanwhile....

 

The Rat is entertaining CASA's

 

while Tomo is .........

 

 

[ahlocks]

..The Rat is entertaining CASA'swhile Tomo is .........

... trying to find his spanish dictionary... :confused:

 

"Go easy on the lad." Chided Nana "It's not his fault that he's such an aviation head.

 

But he does show some promise. why just the other day he"......

 

 

[turboplanner]

...offered to take on a position as Kushsupport Training Officer

 

 

[Captain]

... trying to find his spanish dictionary... :confused:

"Go easy on the lad." Chided Nana "It's not his fault that he's such an aviation head.

 

But he does show some promise. why just the other day he"......

.... fluked it, and actually lined up on the centreline ..............while singing that song to the well known tune of 'Any Dream will do'.

 

"Any centreline will do" he chortled, "And with that southerly 'Blow'n in the wind' I think I can smell Dettol".

 

"Oh Errrrr" replied The SoxJock "It is just 8 sleeps to the SAAA knees-up in Cowra. I will have had more knees-ups than knees", while singing that song to the well known tune of 'Any Dream will do'. "Any knee will do" he warbled, while ..........

 

 

[Captain]

...offered to take on a position as Kushsupport Training Officer

"My kush needs a bit of support" yelled Nanna "Come over here Turbs and plan to ........

 

Come on Russ. You sound like an edumacated type of bloke, so Contribute.

 

Cause if'n you don't we'll write you into informy as a character in this great story of Life, Love, Lust, Aviation and Songs to the tune of ....

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Oh Errrrr" replied The SoxJock "It is just 8 sleeps to the SAAA knees-up in Cowra. I will have had more knees-ups than knees", while singing that song to the well known tune of 'Any Dream will do'. "Any knee will do" he warbled, while ..........

.........there was a slight movement in the shadows "They coming our way again" said Aki, polishing the red circle on the wing of his Mitsubishi Zero..............

 

 

[Captain]

.........there was a slight movement in the shadows "They coming our way again" said Aki, polishing the red circle on the wing of his Mitsubishi Zero..............

"Rissen, and you'll be able to hear AhRox cum'n" added Aki.

 

"His rack if livets makes him sound rike the pipes-of-pan" replied Nobu.

 

"And he fries rike a night-pan, to the tune of Bora Bora Boring. I just hope that my Mitsu can keep up with his highry tuned Lotax and Szara. If not I will .............

 

 

[turboplanner]

"And he fries rike a night-pan, to the tune of Bora Bora Boring. I just hope that my Mitsu can keep up with his highly tuned Lotax and Szara. If not I will .............

"....have to call on Russ, even though Russ is a bit sus"said Aki in a rare moment of poetry. "Maybe this year we grab a Lotax" he said, but there were loud noises in the negative, with much sucking of teeth - they certainly weren't prepared to go tTHAT far.

 

"if we get Lotax", said Aki our cover blown by terrible whine" he said

 

 

[Captain]

"..."if we get Lotax", said Aki our cover blown by terrible whine" he said

"That's funny" replied Nobu "As whenever I hear someone say 'Lotax' it always sounds rike a Raxative".

 

"You should own one" called ...............

 

 

[turboplanner]

...Ahsox, "You be dunny running all day and all night - no time to siong crick go the shears!"

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Ahpox viewing Smireys again" giggled Nobu "that just rike Sortsar pirot" and they all nodded, because no Sportstar driver ever reached Hiroshima, and that was good enough for them.

 

 

[ahlocks]

Medical Warning.

 

Rotoraxe reliability stories have been reported to have a laxative effect on Jab owners*.

 

==================

 

* the stories give 'em the s:censored:ts...

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Fortunately there are so few of them" said Thompson who had been offered a chance by Turbo to make friends with this hot chick and learn all about Kush Supports

 

Kush Support | Breast Support | Natural Breast Support | Revolutionary Breast Support

 

 

[ahlocks]

"Kush supports??" quizzed ditDah. "Isn't that some kind of vortex generator for a 'van?....

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Queensranders" sighed Toshe, "Ret's have another beer"

 

 

[ahlocks]

''Rox be here shortly, he blinging the whine.....

 

 

[turboplanner]

...And so the Sportsczar gently settled on to the main runway of Wagga Wagga International Airport, much to the consternation of three Dash 8's........

 

 

[Tomo]

.....and me bring the nanna peels to stop wine" said dit the dot

 

========

 

and yes I done it with de iPhone locks:big_grin:

 

 

[turboplanner]

Some time later, suitably fortified with a great vintage of Lox whine, the aviators managed to stumble through the deserted streets of Wagga Wagga to the House of Rat, an imposing wool shed disguised as an overnight Inn and surrounded by 20 hectares of bitumen parking space. It was painted, in keeping with the surrounding roads, the colour of road kill.

 

Believing there was a party on, they knocked loudly on the door, but there was no answer.

 

"Su Casa mi casa, HOLA!" yelled Turbo "Open up mi chacho!"

 

After more banging on the door, a glow was seen approaching; it was a candle, the Rat was too mean to turn on a light. In fact there were signs all through the extensive Motel precinct warning guests that all lights were to be turned off 30 minutes before the breakfast menus were due. In the past this had led to some weird breakfasts such as steak and apricots, and toast with milk.

 

"Waddayawant" said the Grumpy Rat who appeared to be put out after being called a boy by Turbo.

 

Lox started laughing at the Rat's flowing white nightgown, which made matters worse, and when Turbo said they wanted to join the party, Ratso slammed the door.

 

Thinking quickly, Turbo Yelled "DESTITUTE'S PINCHING YOUR JAB!

 

The door flew open, there was a flash of white nightgown on two skinny legs, and Ratso was in the Beamer and flying out the Airport Road in a matter of nano seconds.

 

Turbo and Lox walked inside......

 

The New York press was reporting a new terrorist attack as a result of all the IPhones in the world showing calls from Wagga Wagga in Australia, and showing pictures of barren green grass and a muddy creek.........