Pilot Pete Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 A photo wouldnt do the girls justice cried Tommo who was busy trying to hide his brothers camera that had a lens a foot long and had been laughing at the photos of Dunlopdanglers nose hairs at 3000ft.Besides, the girls were needed to correct a c of g problem on the drifter as sandbags werent at hand. That and "sic em Rex" had his eye on Tommo. Meanwhile, Pete sat thinking of the lipstick he should have put on to get a ride in the drifter.......
Captain Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 ....... the size of the "Big-Chip" @ Kettle-ville, which is even bigger than the Big-Mango @ Bowen, or the Big-Cumquat @ Roochedor, or the Big-CaneToad @ Roma. As a service to NES readers, ElRatDroppings has conducted an internet search that discloses that the "Big-Thing" syndrome, which originated in little Queen's Sland, is alive a well with the following being under construction: A Big-Pete is being built in Echuca. (With agates the sizes of the Big-Ram at Goulburn ..... and a gift shop where you would expect it to be). A Huge & Tubby Planner is being banged together in Bangeholme, with the Planner looking off into the horizon in a visionary stance. A Big-Padlock Padlock is being whacked together in Wagga X 2, to give AhLocks something to practice on. A gigantic "Young Enthusiast" is being planned for Dalby, except (without too much effort) it will be twice the size of the town. A massive Pete & Bess is being considered for Upper Cumbuckter West, and in a compromising position, too. All of this Big-ness is causing a huge shortage of papier-mashe, so all NES'ers are asked to chew up some newspaper and send it by priority post to ............. My Aunt says that she wants a Big-Thing ................... out in her garden, too.
Pilot Pete Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 The " BIG RAT" project at Woomera. It seems that a dedication is needed at this highly radiated location and a Big Rat is the ideal icon for this desolate and barron area where nothing but weird and wonderful creatures dwell that glow in the dark and droppings left behind by said creatures have a half life of at least 10,000 years.
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Ratso was well into his half life, and it was interesting to hear the real cause of his CojonesMax, which Turbo has photographed previously. Ratso had always told us he was naturally endowed. Now we can put out a warning to all women to beware of being radiated by Ratso.
Captain Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Ratso was well into his half life, and it was interesting to hear the real cause of his CojonesMax, which Turbo has photographed previously.Ratso had always told us he was naturally endowed. Now we can put out a warning to all women to beware of being radiated by Ratso. "Half-life, smarlf-life" said the Rodent defiantly "And bugger the Big-Banana" he added "I'd prefer a Big-Nanna out here at Woomera Woomera (meaning 'Place-of-many-Woomeras' ... or 'Resting-Place-by-the-River' (which must have been decided after the post Ice Age last rise in sea levels), where I have a Big-Rocket, a Big-Robertson (an R-66 even (so somebody out there must have a quid)) and Pete retracts his words (and his undercarriage) by responding ........................
Pilot Pete Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 So Pete, ever the humble man, retracted his words and not his wheels, and decided on a trip to the place of many woomeras to sit by the dry river bed and ponder on such things as....
ahlocks Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 ..are the Dalby twins that caught ditDah's eye made of flesh, bone and other assorted interesting bits or just a pair of old lycomings? :ne_nau: "Have a look at the rack on that!" interrupted ditdah :big_grin: enthusiastically as scooted out from under........
Captain Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 ..are the Dalby twins that caught ditDah's eye made of flesh, bone and other assorted interesting bits or just a pair of old lycomings? :ne_nau: "Have a look at the rack on that!" interrupted ditdah :big_grin: enthusiastically as scooted out from under........ .... the Ark he was building. "Geeez it's wet" he added. "I am taking two of everything." he said "Two Rotaxes (Rotii), two Jabiru'ters, two twins (:spruce_up: :spruce_up:) , two packets of condom-ents, Pete & Bess, and ..............
Bryon Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 .... the Ark he was building. "Geeez it's wet" he added. "I am taking two of everything." he said "Two Rotaxes (Rotii), two Jabiru'ters, two twins (:spruce_up: :spruce_up:) , two packets of condom-ents, Pete & Bess, and .............. .......a decent supply of possum skin nipple warmers, cos it gets damn cold around these parts. Maybe I should even take some.........
turboplanner Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 ....paint tins" said Bryon who had just come in from the Broken Hill desert area where he had been copying the Pro Hart technique of unconventional painting by throwing Jabs at the ground. Bryon was an old surfing champion who had given up the wild life of Dandenong to become a hippy and had interwoven himself into the history of northern NSW where Bryon Bay had been named after him.
ahlocks Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 It was a whimsical town that now marched to the tune of a different drummer...
planedriver Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 ....paint tins" said Bryon who had just come in from the Broken Hill desert area where he had been copying the Pro Hart technique of unconventional painting by throwing Jabs at the ground. Bryon was an old surfing champion who had given up the wild life of Dandenong to become a hippy and had interwoven himself into the history of northern NSW where Bryon Bay had been named after him. Living at Yea-Man Ranch enjoying the much slower pace of life farming his own crops, like most of the rest of the commune-ity:chill out: Most evenings were spent sitting around the campfire :velvt: singing "Puff the Magic Dragon", down near the Billy Bong:loopy:
turboplanner Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 ....and here he came round the corner, hung over from his gig at the hotel last night, and the bundys and groupies he'd had to wind down. Like an elderly Ringo Starr, the Rat limped along the footpath, missing pieces of fur here and there, the gold tooth green with scum, a fag hanging out the corner of his mouth, and a cute little hat on his head....
planedriver Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 .... and a cute little hat on his head.... Not that there's anything wrong with it, sniggered Tubs. If you think the groupies like it, then go for it, just don't let the chicks see you practising to be real drummer, with that old cake tin and a couple of chopsticks. It ruins the image:drums:
Bryon Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 Not that there's anything wrong with it, sniggered Tubs. If you think the groupies like it, then go for it, just don't let the chicks see you practising to be real drummer, with that old cake tin and a couple of chopsticks. It ruins the image:drums: "Holy sheep droppings Ratman" exclaimed TomoofDalby, "Just the mere mention of possum skins brings all the arteests out of the woodwork" "Just dont mention the...........
Tomo Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 ...fact Bryon can't keep in time, and he'll be the happiest chap on the merry way.
Captain Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 He could always try Bong---Go-Drums ... some possum skin condom-ents, a gold-tooth implant, a bongfire, wear a bongnet to look like a bong-vivant while saying bong-voyage to ................. My Aunt reckons Planey must be from The Oaks Commune, where he knows all of the obscure references and grows stuff out in the garden ........ but for medicinal purposes only.
pylon500 Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 ...with the golden locks, hidden under the cake tin along with....
Captain Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 ...with the golden locks, hidden under the cake tin along with.... ....... a colander through which she strained her .................
Tomo Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 ...lettuce, of course! What else do you expect from something that is holy, and things just go straight through.... bit like the rat at a stop light....
planedriver Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 with his revolving number plates to fool the safety cams. (Further to post 4460) The Captain can tell his Aunt, that Planey's learnt a lot since the days he was watering a plant on the window sill, which he was told by his son was a Japanese Maple, which we could plant by the water feature in the Japanese garden we once had.
Captain Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 with his revolving number plates to fool the safety cams. (Further to post 4460) The Captain can tell his Aunt, that Planey's learnt a lot since the days he was watering a plant on the window sill, which he was told by his son was a Japanese Maple, which we could plant by the water feature in the Japanese garden we once had. ....... and his levolting odor to disguise Ahrox's rack of ............... Nobu's aunt has had a rot of explerience with smoking Japanese maple, out there in the leraxing garden. PS ...... The Lat's spouse sends him panning for gold with a colander on their place at Chambers Creek
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