planedriver Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 "Well there's your problem!" scoffed ShortHopSal, "You need to use the left one as every one knows the left is the creative side .... " :fish: so many cfi's expect everyone to be able to see the port and starboard views at the same time, but we're not all capable of that. Having said that, word has it, that some rodents are capable of looking North and South at the same time, (but this could be hidden from view behind cheap Chinese-copy Raybans from the markets), while it's rumored that Planey has a big advantage over many, since having all his instruments converted to braille :vis::gerg:
Captain Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 so many cfi's expect everyone to be able to see the port and starboard views at the same time, but we're not all capable of that.Having said that, word has it, that some rodents are capable of looking North and South at the same time, (but this could be hidden from view behind cheap Chinese-copy Raybans from the markets), while it's rumored that Planey has a big advantage over many, since having all his instruments converted to braille :vis::gerg: ............ because Planey came from Padstow, where the sensitve, caring and sharing Padstow City Council had converted all streetsigns to braile, and issued all those that qualified as "legally blind" with pogo sticks. "It's been great fun" said the GM of PCC "Except after the 2 weeks since we introduced the scheme (which was subsidized by Peter Garrot's Edumacation Department and Pink Batt Emporium) there aren't too many blind constituents left." "Hey Planey" called Short-Hop Sally "I've never seen braile instruments. Get it out, give me a look, and let's see if it will say Wollongong" she added. "Are you sure that is braile? It feels more like .....................
ahlocks Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 ....."Are you sure that is braile? It feels more like ..... ..a relief map of the Otways."
Captain Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 ..a relief map of the Otways." "I agree" said Planey to Short-Hop Sally (S-HS) "And relief is what I am after. Do you want to buy a vowel?" "Hang on there" said the bloke from the Royal Blind Society (RBS), who was also the local CASA (CASA) Inspector and the representative of the Pogo Stick Appreciation Society (PeeSAS) "I just want to say that ..............
planedriver Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 ............ because Planey came from Padstow, where the sensitve, caring and sharing Padstow City Council had converted all streetsigns to braile, and issued all those that qualified as "legally blind" with pogo sticks. "It's been great fun" said the GM of PCC "Except after the 2 weeks since we introduced the scheme (which was subsidized by Peter Garrot's Edumacation Department and Pink Batt Emporium) there aren't too many blind constituents left." "Hey Planey" called Short-Hop Sally "I've never seen braile instruments. Get it out, give me a look, and let's see if it will say Wollongong" she added. "Are you sure that is braile? It feels more like ..................... it's been abreviated to me, from that much loved spot down south, without any stretch of the imagination:thumb down:. The pogo sticks proved to be a great success, and were yet another leap forward for man. They enabled the less agile to leap out of the way of the Granny Hoons in their NASCAR mobility scooters, who seem determined to simply mow you down, despite being loaded up with shopping bags, walking cane hanging out the side for the unwary, and the trusty Maltese Terrier, riding shotgun.
Captain Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 it's been abreviated to me, from that much loved spot down south, without any stretch of the imagination:thumb down:.The pogo sticks proved to be a great success, and were yet another leap forward for man. They enabled the less agile to leap out of the way of the Granny Hoons in their NASCAR mobility scooters, who seem determined to simply mow you down, despite being loaded up with shopping bags, walking cane hanging out the side for the unwary, and the trusty Maltese Terrier, riding shotgun. ...... while they headed down to Rick Stein's restaurant, always on the lookout for instruments covered with braile (or Otway relief maps). "I'd happily flatten the battery in my scooter if I had a chance to get 30 minutes with one of those" said Mavis. "Do you prefer ASI's with brail or VSI's" asked her friend Beryl. 'I'm a VSI kind'a girl" Mave replied "Because it stands for Very Special Instrument, whereas ASI is the abreviation for ...............
planedriver Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Aviation Seductive Individual as depicted in my ads in Adutfinder, and the Aircrew Sleepover Invitees forums, she replied. Thats enough of that retorted Bryon. How the hell can a bloke look forward to Temora at Easter, when the misses thinks i'm going to spend the long weekend with kind souls from the Mission, cutting the grass at a Country Church. Nobody mention to her that the grass they referred to, is being grown by the Griffith Mafia.
planedriver Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 The Captain was quite blown-away by this, and Locky with off-cuts of garden hose and orchy bottles in hand agreed.
Captain Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 The Captain was quite blown-away by this, and Locky with off-cuts of garden hose and orchy bottles in hand agreed. "Fair suck of the sauce bottle, Planey" said Ahlocks (using part of a quote from that well known Occa, Ruddy) "Everyone knows that offcuts of garden hose and Orchy bottles are essential items in the tool kits of every locksmiff and RotaryAxe owner. We use them to ............
planedriver Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 "Fair suck of the sauce bottle, Planey" said Ahlocks (using part of a quote from that well known Occa, Ruddy) "Everyone knows that offcuts of garden hose and Orchy bottles are essential items in the tool kits of every locksniff and RotaryAxe owner. We use them afterwards ............ if we get cut short after too many pre-flight coffees. However, it is important to remember to keep your thumb pressed on the end of the piece of hose.
ahlocks Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 ... "Everyone knows that offcuts of garden hose and Orchy bottles are essential items in the tool kits of every locksmiff and RotaryAxe owner. We use them to ............ ...make stethoscopes to check if the rotoraxe is running 'cuz they're sooooo quiet and vibration free...
Bryon Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 ...make stethoscopes to check if the rotoraxe is running 'cuz they're sooooo quiet and vibration free... "Not exactly a girls best friend are they" sniffed Mavis............ "Maybe we could ask the Elratto to ..........
ahlocks Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 "Not exactly a girls best friend are they" sniffed Mavis............ [\quote] () "What ever could she mean?" wondered Thompson :big_grin: as he flipped through his pile of happy snaps from his recent adventure. "Maybe we could ask the Elratto to .......... .. take me for a ride on that thumping white YamaHarley!" :Rabia: swooned ShortHop as she....
Captain Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 ...... take me for a ride on that thumping white YamaHarley!" :Rabia: swooned ShortHop as she.... ..... thought about going for a dink with ElCrappo, who has 4 bars, and a wonderful technique that involves the judicious use of an Orchy bottle with lengths of garden hose protruding around the bottom of it. "Oooooo aaahhhh" she said "This could be yummy (both on and off the Yammy), as he might edumacate me in the ways of the world, and I could then replace Nanna in the NES as the resident .........
planedriver Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 [quote=Captain;263604 ..... and I could then replace Nanna in the NES as the resident ......... "Ho]https://www.recreationalflying.com/xf2/uploads/emoticons/054_no_no_no.gif.21131fff407300cde73380a8cb057e61.gif[/img] came the reply. "Compromising situations is what i'm the bestist at.
Bryon Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 "Compromising situations is what i'm the bestist at. "Bugga the compromises" growled Mavis "Give me a full blown, all vibrating, noisy rotarooter anyday" "I like my men................
ahlocks Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 "I like my men................ ...said Bryon, causing the Jabaroo mechanic(1) in the next hanger bay to drop his spanner in surprise! "Might pay to kick that out into the open before trying to pick it back up" advised Mavis, sensing a bit more competition than Just SHSal :spruce_up:..... ================ (1) Well he wouldn't be a Rotoraxe mechanic would he, 'cuz they are sooooo reliable....
Captain Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 ..... "Hey Bryon" called Mavis across the hangar "What's your leak-down like?" "I have never been soooooo insulted" retorted Bryon "For while I am reluctant to set out the details in this pubic forum, all I can say is that my leak-down is ........
turboplanner Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 ".....pretty much the same as Chardonnay."
Bryon Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 ".....pretty much the same as Chardonnay." "With my kidneys, you have got to be kidding" "It would be more like cheap plonk" volunteered Elratto :monkeydance: "I have had many a good night on cheap plonk" cooed Mavis "Maybe Elratto and I should get together and............ :velvt::whip:
turboplanner Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 "......see what Cheapie, or CP as he was known on forums, has got that I haven't......."
ahlocks Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 ..seen before." CP was livid (or perhaps he was livered after all that cheap plonk ) that Byron was trying to cut his grass with Mavis :in_love:...
turboplanner Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 ...........with a ride on mower...........
ahlocks Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 "He's been like that since he was a babe in arms." confided Byron's mum. "Why crawl when you can drive? he'd say, and then off he'd tear in his pram to try his luck :in_love: with the girl from across the street...
DoubleB Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 something seemed to be running down slartis leg has he dangled there trying to maintain a decent grip, but as luck would have it help was at hand as the truck climbed up a steep incline with much tiger country on it and it would seem that slarti was about to come to grips with gravity or at least a big>>>
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