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"...number on a poor (aviation term) little (sexual term) Jabiru (aviation term), now it's ****ed (aviation sexual term)."

So the NES returned, dear reader, to the usual mix of sexual references and aviation related banter, just like the porn in the RAA Magazine and the flow of smut in the monthly Crash Comic.

 

"Now hold on there, RatsDroppings." said ....................................

 

 

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"Now hold on there, RatsDroppings." said ....................................

Planevanilla, "how do we know he wasn't saying "melted""

 

 

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Planevanilla, "how do we know he wasn't saying "melted""

Because the naughty word control softwear does not asterisk out the word "melt".

 

See?

 

But when you type ****, it ****'n well does.

 

"Now stop that" said Mavis "As I read asterisk very well and I am getting ................

 

 

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Because the naughty word control softwear does not asterisk out the word "melt".

See?

 

But when you type ****, it ****'n well does.

 

"Now stop that" said Mavis "As I read asterisk very well and I am getting ................

".......all hot and bothered", but she had a head like a robbers dog.

 

"Stop picking on me" said Planevanilla "you remind me of my Grade 4 teacher"

 

Meanwhile there was a strong denial from the crash site, when Firie Captain Definitely Flyblown said "We would NEVER cut a wing off unless we'd tried dragging the victim out of it with a rope tied to a Land Cruiser"

 

 

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".......all hot and bothered", but she had a head like a robbers dog.

 

"Stop picking on me" said Planevanilla "you remind me of my Grade 4 teacher"

 

Meanwhile there was a strong denial from the crash site, when Firie Captain Definitely Flyblown said "We would NEVER cut a wing off unless we'd tried dragging the victim out of it with a rope tied to a Land Cruiser"

"Come over here, Nilla" said Mavis "And let's see if I can make you remember the 4gotten good times you had with your 4th grade teacher. Now so that I know what to do ..... was it a bloke or a sheila?"

 

"You can't use terms like that in this politically correct world" said some Moderator w**ker on this Forum (who shall remain nameless) "Terms like, bloke (not that there is anything wrong with that) or sheila are uncool, man, and to say that "... she had a head like a robber's dog" is out of order even if you do get the punctuation right ...... although having seen that photo, her mellon is a bit mangled, isn't it, so watch out or the robber's dog will get upset."

 

"Woof, whine, growl, sniff, scratch, lick, whoof & whoof" said the thief's mutt.

 

"That's easy for you to say", whispered Vanilla "But I want to ................

 

 

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Planey continued: "......................

.... but then he paused, sucked on a Vanilla Pod like Clint licks a Cheroot, fully thought it through, and went on "..................

 

 

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.... but then he fully thought it through, and went on "..................

"Ah have a dream, that one day our downtrodden people......"

 

 

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"Ah have a dream, that one day our downtrodden people......"

..... he said in a voice somewhere between JFK, Martin Luther King and Jim Hacker's impersonation of Winston C, and continued .... "will ask not what the RAA Executive can do for them, but rather what they can do for their ................

 

 

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"mothers in law?"

"Which is a subject close to my heart" said Lachlan "As my Mum-in-Law is hot, I have her mobile number, we are friends on Facebook, and we often take a .........

 

 

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"Which is a subject close to my heart" said Lachlan "As my Mum-in-Law is hot, I have her mobile number, we are friends on Facebook, and we often take a .........

"twitter or two"

 

 

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.... Involving ................

 

"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx ****ing xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxx"

 

 

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"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx ****ing xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxx"

"Wow" commented Lachlan "I never knew that you could say that and get away with it ..... and how could THAT possibly fit in THERE?"

 

"Take a shower, Lachy, and come over to the dark side, where we will .......................

 

 

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"Wow" commented Lachlan "I never knew that you could say that and get away with it ..... and how could THAT possibly fit in THERE?"

"Take a shower, Lachy, and come over to the dark side, where we will .......................

"look for Planey who seems to have run to ground (aviation environment)"

 

 

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"look for Planey who seems to have run to ground (aviation environment)"

"She'll be right mate (aviation cliche)" said Lachy "As Planey (aviation type name) usually comes (questionable reference) on around midnight, when his coach turns into a pumpkin and his .............

 

 

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"She'll be right mate (aviation cliche)" said Lachy "As Planey (aviation type name) usually comes (questionable reference) on around midnight, when his coach turns into a pumpkin and his .............

"...eyes start to glow bright green, and his Gazelle (bakery term) starts to shudder......."

 

 

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"...eyes start to glow bright green, and his Gazelle (bakery term) starts to shudder......."

... "Yep, that's him." commented one of the other blokes around Padstow, as we often see him down near Padstow railway station wandering between the 2-Up Games and the houses of ill-repute (in that regard he's a bit like a ram in a paddock of ewes) looking for prey. "But don't be too hard on the green-eye'd, glass slipper shod, bee-sting shudderer as he has been known to .....................

 

 

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paw the ground like a stallion on heat, before he blows his horn and heads off to the hunt.

......... so it looks like Planey has automatic smutt spelling correction software fitted, or he just can't spell ppropper.

 

What he really meant to say was ..................

 

 

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c the speilchech works ok.

 

Tallyho and there off. His steed had a real gallop on as all the hounds raced off to catch the fox, or was it Mavis's dog, who's had a glint in her eyes for the past couple of days............

 

 

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