The Never Ending Story

[BigPete]

Hooray - IMightBeABitLatePalexxxx but I'mInForTheLongHaulCobberDiggerMate wonders i_dunno what FamilyFirstPete :thumb_up: is up to. It's simple - PayerOfTheFuelBillsMrsPete :heart: demanded his presence on a Melbourne trip to see the GrandeKiddies and the daughter (Michelle).

 

Skillfully hiding his laptop inside his pillow, SneakyPete (who might end up as DeadAsADoorNailPete :yuk: if caught by the afore mentioned payer of the Aero accounts ) patiently waits his chance to log on to the NES.........

 

Alas - there is no sign of Planey :big_grin: lurking anywhere near the story which probably means the LeaningSlightlyToOneSideWithHisRubberBitStillMissingCaptain :heart: (whoops, slips, bang, ow!) who is still looking in his Aunt's garden for the lead in his pencil, may jump back in. (Really:question:).

 

Lets see :ah_oh::ah_oh: who gets here first........

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

as PartyAnimalPete has to partake in the merry making ;) and drinking :thumb_up: at a family gathering.

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

PS My Aunt's garden is full of pencils.

 

After considerable merry making, affectionatefamilyloverPete spotted a vision of loveliness across the room.

 

Could it be, thought closefamilyadorerPete?

 

Or was it the drink playing tricks on him?

 

For it was the Riverland Girl.

 

"You are a vision of scantily clad loveliness" said closefamilypersonPete "And you were fantastic the last time we were together" slurred familyadorerPete. "I felt that we had a real connection".

 

"I agree said the Riverland beauty, and of course we do have a "connection"".

 

"For a genealogical investigation (and a quick dna test) has shown that I am your sister"

 

Whizz-thud went fallingdownincestuousPete, doing an impression of Le Crappee's rubberless peg-leg. ("And I was rubberless too" thought Pete).

 

Le Crappee

 

"I'd also better cover up what I did to to my aunt in the garden with my pencil" thought Pete when he woke up.

 

PS Beat me by 1 minute there, fasttyperPete

 

 

[planedriver]

After considerable merry making, I agree, said the Riverland beauty, and I was rubberless too" thought Pete.

Having sown a few wild oats last night, fallingdownincestuousPete has taken time out from the forums to go to church, to pray for a crop-failure.

 

However, he should return later today with a full report of last nights shenanikins, provided it is not by the undercover moderators:thumb_up:

[planedriver]

[quote=planedriver;63196

 

However]https://www.recreationalflying.com/xf2/uploads/emoticons/088_censored.gif.03b4fab6f26a58d5cdf75ba85c450225.gif[/img] by the undercover moderators:thumb_up:

 

So here's is the report that you've all been waiting for, with all the juicy details of what he got up to!

 

so:sorry:thumb_downthumb_downthumb_down:censored:

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

Self-appointed undercover moderator with elevated responsibilites like Captainpegleg.

 

 

[Captain]

Welcome back, Planey.

 

 

 

We were starting to get worried that you had either fallen off your perch, were trapped in that malfunctioning security gate, or had fallen off your wallet after doing that cashey.

 

 

 

Regards

 

 

 

Le Crappee

 

 

 

(The multimeter of my aunt is stick in the control box of the security gate)

 

 

 

PS ....... "to pray for a crop-failure." (Good one - oops clomp-swish-thud)

 

 

 

[BigPete]

Greetings to the members of the Never Ending Story.

 

This is BigPete's Mummy. :heart: If the Captain, :heart: Planey, :heart: Paley :heart: and other members of these forums can't play nice with my little boy (who loves his sister, only in a brotherly way) then I will not let him play anymore. :ah_oh:

 

He's a good boy. :thumb_up: Play nicely and be fair or else.

 

signed MrsI'llWhipYourButtIfYouDon'tCleanUpYourActBigPete'sMum.

 

So there. :big_grin:

 

PS Don't make me come down there. :devil:

 

 

[planedriver]

Greetings to the members of the Never Ending Story.

This is BigPete's Mummy. :heart: If the Captain, :heart: Planey, :heart: Paley :heart: and other members of these forums can't play nice with my little boy (who loves his sister:question:, only in a brotherly way) then I will not let him play anymore. :ah_oh:

 

 

 

Sister indeed:question:

 

Now we can diagnose that his exageratinitus is some sort of bizzare heredity complaint. :sorry:Pete's Mum you've been sprung!

 

Reminds me of the skinny blonde chick down the street, who's always walking along hand in hand along with a big bird who's a black as the ace of spades, and she introduces her as her sister!!??**;):yuk::yuk:

 

It is now quite apparent why he gets on so well with the Riverlad girl.

 

If his Mum is really MrsI'llWhipYourButt, no doubt her son follows in her footsteps too, and the kinky girl likes that sort of behavior:exclamation:

 

The macho guys on here, are just getting a bit curious as to whether Pete owns a whip, tall black boots, G-string, and a mask:cool:, and hides them in the tail section of the J160:question:, because there's a que forming with blokes that want a lend of them:laugh:

 

 

[Captain]

This is BigPete's Mummy.

PS Don't make me come down there. :devil:

Dear BigPete's Mummy.

 

Knowing heredity as I do, and if your daughter the Riverland Lass is any indication, what are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

Le Crappee .... (who might just be about the right age for ya.)

 

I'd be willing to show you what I can do with my aunt's pen, in the garden.

 

:devil: :pig:

 

 

[BigPete]

It is now quite apparent why he gets on so well with the Riverlad girl.

So Planey, ;) a Freudien slip :confused: - RiverLAD girl. So It was you and the Rivlerland LAD in the cockpit watching the sunset. :heart: C'mon laddie, come out of the closet. Some of my best friends are gay, :hug:don't be shy we're all men here. Well, most of us are. :thumb_up: Except for you and all the guys that fly Thrusters. :yuk: (that should get some action). :big_grin::big_grin:

 

Palexxxx may be jealous :broken_heart: of your latest conquest, but I'm sure he will come around and share the sunsets and the stars. :heart::heart: I can just see it now, Paley, Planey and the Riverland LAD, all squeezed into the front seat of the Jabisleeze cockpit. :yuk:i_dunno:ah_oh:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[BigPete]

Dear Mr Crappy Captain. :heart: Although we have not been formaly introduced, I feel that I have known you for somtime. ;) My LittleBigPete tells me you can be a very naughty boy :ah_oh: at times and I feel I should come over for dinner and give you a damn good spanking. :devil: So I will take you up on your kind offer, shall we say 7.30 at your place. :)

 

PS I'll bring my toothbrush. ;)

 

regards

 

BigPete's Mummy. :heart::heart:

 

 

[planedriver]

Dear BigPete,

 

It is with great pleasure that I can inform both you, and the rest of the forum members, that whilst i'm fairly tolerant of gays, I am neither gay, nor, into Thrusters.

 

I'll leave that side of things to them.;););)

 

Yours most sincerely

 

Planey

 

 

[planedriver]

Dear Mr Crappy Captain. :heart: Although we have not been formaly introduced, I feel that I have known you for somtime. ;) My LittleBigPete, known to some as Willy-am, tells me you can be a very naughty boy :ah_oh: at times and I feel I should come over for dinner and give you a damn good spanking. regards

 

Big? Pete? :heart::heart:

 

 

"This is your Captain speaking.

 

Apparently poor Petrifiedplaney has backed up against the wall and refuses to budge".

 

While ManyaliasesPete is just so grateful that his parents did'nt offficially name him William, for fear of being discovered. ---------------(earlier);););).

 

Never mind, he's a good bloke, and i won't hold it against him, providing he promises to do do the same:angry:.

 

 

[BigPete]

A truce between Planey :big_grin::big_grin: and BigPete :big_grin: can only be a good thing. :thumb_up: Once again the Darstedly Duo declare that they are not gay, :yuk: have never been gay, :yuk: don't want to be gay :yuk: and never will be gay, :yuk: but do enjoy a good sunset and there's nothing wrong with that. :thumb_up:

 

If they're not gay, :yuk: then that means that Paley :big_grin: is not gay :yuk: either by association, which just leaves the Captain. :heart: Based on his amorous :heart::heart::heart: approach to BigPete's Mum :heart: it's a fairly safe bet that the Crappy Captain :heart: is as straight as a die. :thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

I therefor deduct that it's only the Thruster drivers that are gay, :yuk: as they have not disputed the assumption. i_dunno Maybe things might have been different had the aircraft been built with side by side seating. I guess we will never know.

 

Now that our sexuality has been cleared :thumb_up: up we can return to the NES without the inuendo (that's a pun) and get back to funny. ;);)

 

kindest reagrds

 

SetE'mStraight(InMoreWAysThanOne)Pete.

 

:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[planedriver]

So the Thruster fliers organise a fly-in, with a pyjama party in the evening, and the theme is "The Village People".

 

StraightPete and Planey have not been invited (for obvious reasons)after all that has been said and done, but word has it that the Captain is trying on his black leather jacket ,hat, and false moustache, and has been practicing the arm movements to dancing to YMCA:laugh:.

 

Paley and Geoff are not too fussed about it either, so that leaves only the Thrustalot's and our crossdressing-mate to practice his steps.

 

Left clonk, step right, arms above the head in the shape Y. M, C, and an A etc; etc:;););)

 

 

[slartibartfast]

Er - I'm gay. And so is my wife.

 

 

[Captain]

...... but word has it that the Captain is trying on his black leather jacket ,hat, and false moustache, and has been practicing the arm movements to dancing to YMCA.

Paley and Geoff are not too fussed about it either, so that leaves only the Thrustalot's and our crossdressing-mate to practice his steps.

 

Left clonk, step right, arms above the head in the shape Y. M, C, and an A etc; etc:

 

This is spooky ............. for how does Planey know all of these secret(e) things, and why on earth would our dearly beloved (not that there is anything wrong with that) Planey take a chance on the Thruster drivers putting a contract out on him.

 

"Who (clomp) cares about (clomp) Planey (clomp-swish)?" said the Leatherman Crappee.

 

"I (clomp) have a new song to sing and a new (clomp) group of (swish) characters (thud) to make up the 'Riverland People'"

 

"The song is 'We love to fly in a J-2-3-0, which is to be sung to th tune of the YMCA and we bend into the form of the J & the 2 and the 3, before we all moon the audience".

 

"Oh, heavenssss, thatssss no good ssweetiessssss, because with the 4 of usss in this band, that will make it a J230000" (Not that there is anything wrong with that).

 

"So now that slartibuttcheeks is out of the cupboard (refer to his pubic confession in post #491 - not that there is anything wrong with that), we'll have Rossskoe dresssed as a sssleek and oiled up (but prop-less) spotted Pussy (Cheeter), BigmanlyPete in his cowboy uniform with his shiny sssixxx-sshooter, the Plane-driver as a Qantassss pilot (aren't they all?), and Ian dressssed as an Administrator because everyone knows what they are like (not that there is anything wrong with that)"

 

Now, darlings, after me:

 

"It's fun to fly in a J-2-3-0000"

 

"Join the mile high club in a J-2-3-0000"

 

"Don't land in strong winds in a C-H-E-E-T-E-R-0000"

 

Cheersssss

 

Le Crappeee

 

The leather pen of my aunt is in a garden in Kings Cross

 

 

[Captain]

"So now that slartibuttcheeks is out of the cupboard (refer to his pubic confession in post #491 - not that there is anything wrong with that), we'll have Rossskoe dresssed as a sssleek and oiled up (but prop-less) spotted Pussy (Cheeter), BigmanlyPete in his cowboy uniform with his shiny sssixxx-sshooter, the Plane-driver as a Qantassss pilot (aren't they all?), and Ian dressssed as an Administrator because everyone knows what they are like (not that there is anything wrong with that)"

I now expect complaints from Paley, the Fryer and Hiho for being left out of the line-up.

 

Will those NES contributors please advise their position and what costumes turn them on.

 

The Crapster

 

 

[BigPete]

Well Captain :heart: (sigh). I knew it was to good to last. Seems we are back to being mere mortals as far as our newfound title descriptions go.

 

Ho-hum never mind. :confused:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[Captain]

Well Captain :heart: (sigh). I knew it was to good to last. Seems we are back to being mere mortals as far as our newfound title descriptions go.

Ho-hum never mind. :confused:

Like you Pete, I am dismayed that we are both back to merely being Air Commodes.

 

I guess that is what you get for offering your Mum as a plaything for Le Crappee, and what Le Crap gets for typecasting Slartibuttcheeks and AdminIan as the Indian Chief and the Fireman in the Riverland People.

 

Once a commode, always a commode I guess.

 

Regards

 

Le Crap

 

My aunt's dunny is in the garden

 

 

[planedriver]

To the two Air Commodes recently posted.

 

Not wishing to be a pain in the ass by saying this, but with a title like the Le CrappyCaptain, what other title other than Air Commode would be more fitting? We are open for suggestions.

 

BigPete passes wind (glider pilots), a few tips on interacting with those with fans on the front, in another section, so must surely be qualified for the same catagory:question:

 

Planey who takes his Metamusil regularly, thinks this must be a blast from the past:confused::confused::confused:

 

 

[Captain]

Planey who takes his Metamusil regularly, thinks this must be a blast from the past

"That's strange" said the medical practisioners who are members of this forum.

 

"We don't understand why Planey still needs metamusil after taking his daily dose of the NES" said Dr Le Crap.

 

"What do you think gynacologistPete?"

 

Regarde

 

Le Commode

 

(It's Fun to Fly in a J-one-six-tee {0000})

 

 

[BigPete]

quote

 

"What do you think gynacologistPete?"

 

Regarde

 

Le Commode quote

 

(Geez you're a bastard, Captain. :heart:)

 

"I like it" said HowardHandUpMePete :confused:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

 

 

[planedriver]

[quote=Captain;63790

 

"What do you think gynacologistPete?"

 

Unable to a respond at this time, gynacologistPete has just gone for his early-morning stroll-------------------------- down the back yard to the dunny..

 

As usual, he's taken his plate of vegemite on toast, a mug of tea, and the morning newspaper.

 

After he's read it from cover to cover three times, recycleconsiousPete will tear it up in little squares and put it to another use.(thats how you can save money for a J160)

 

By about 10.30 he'll emerge into the fresh air amid cheers and:clap: from the red-faced:angry: family members who have been queing and dancing on the spot, waiting patiently for their turn.

 

 

[Captain]

Unable to a respond at this time, gynacologistPete has just gone for his early-morning stroll-------------------------- down the back yard

You have the wrong Pete there, Planey.

 

That is porcelainpounderPete.

 

I was referring to doctoroflettersgynoPete, who often lectures on that subject using the Riverland Lass as a model.

 

Hope this helps.

 

Le Crappee

 

The Pete of my aunt is down the back yard.

 

 

[Guest palexxxx]

Whilst percelainpounderPete was engaged in said activity he could hear a familiar noise coming from outside the privvy. It sounded muffled and yet not that far away.

 

"Strange" thought grimacingPete, "that noise sounds like a Rotax but somehow it's different. I wonder why."

 

BackedUpPete quickly got to work with his paperwork and within a blink of an eye flung open the door to the outhouse.

 

He began walking to the source of the noise. Aha!! it was coming from behind that clump of pampas grass growing next to the footpath.

 

Slowly InquisitivePete parted some fronds of the pampas grass and looked beyond.

 

What he saw made his face turn pale. A blue gazelle was just pulling up in BotanicalPete's garden.

 

"Ian, what are you doing here?"

 

"I'm trying to find Captains pen of his auntie, I've heard that the Riverland girl may have taken it and might be trying to pass it on to you.