The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

"...take to ***** in turns until he finally tells is what ***************he has been up to at ********** and when he ***************** on ********** and how he ************** again at ****************** and who he ****************** ************"

"It was either Bryon or MrH or *****, as I can reliably report that they were plotting against the rest of us in Hangar J at Natfly, before they hit the highlights of Temora looking for Nanna" reported SloppyButtCheeks "And they were also ........................

 

 

[turboplanner]

"It was either Bryon or MrH or *****, as I can reliably report that they were plotting against the rest of us in Hangar J at Natfly, before they hit the highlights of Temora looking for Nanna" reported SloppyButtCheeks "And they were also ........................

............trying to work out a way to grab the orange (uncensored aviation term) Cheetah which had been sitting for some months under trees where lives a colony of bats.

 

"I can fly one of those:" said ************ . "If you can fly a desk you can fly anything" and the other conspirators sitting on the wet pavement outside the pub gavce each other some uneasy looks. "Don't tell anyone" said

 

 

[Captain]

............trying to work out a way to grab the orange (uncensored aviation term) Cheetah which had been sitting for some months under trees where lives a colony of bats.

"I can fly one of those:" said ************ . "If you can fly a desk you can fly anything" and the other conspirators sitting on the wet pavement outside the pub gavce each other some uneasy looks. "Don't tell anyone" said

....... AhRoxOff who was still lost in the smoke haze. "I have landed again and will take off as soon as I work out where S is and what that S stands for in that twirly thing on my dashboard."

 

"AHRoxOff's lovely bride, and navigatrix, told me at Natfly in strictest confidence (RAA Board Term), but with a modicum of pride, that they had stayed in the cot until 3 pm last Saturday" said El Ratsack, but it is confidential (soon to be compulsory RAA aviation term unless David I and Blacky sort 'em out), so don't anyone tell anyone "And that is why he could not find YSWG from Temora, as he was still exhausted (he actually looked emaciated), his hands were still shaking and his .................

 

 

[turboplanner]

....... AhRoxOff who was still lost in the smoke haze. "As I have landed again and will take off as soon as I work out where S is and what that S stands for in that twirly thing on my dashboard."

"AHRoxOff's lovely bride, and navigatrix, told me at Natfly in strictest confidence (RAA Board Term), but with a modicum of pride, that they had stayed in the cot until 3 pm last Saturday" said El Ratsack, but it is confidential (soon to be compulsory RAA aviation term unless David I and Blacky sort 'em out), so don't anyone tell anyone "And that is why he could not find YSWG from Temora, as he was still exhausted (he actually looked emaciated), his hands were still shaking and his .................

....face was radiant until his lovely bride added that they'd retired at 2:59 pm..

 

 

[Captain]

....face was radiant until his lovely bride added that they'd retired at 2:59 pm..

...... the day before."

 

"Wow, that's some Easter Bunny" said Nanna and Mavis in unison, and at the same time "What's his phone number and when's Steve .................

 

 

[turboplanner]

...... the day before."

"Wow, that's some Easter Bunny" said Nanna and Mavis in unison, and at the same time "What's his phone number and when's Steve .................

" ...going to stop playing with his emoticons, and "

 

 

[Captain]

" ...going to stop playing with his emoticons, and "

............ spread the joy around."

 

"I need to step in here" said AHRoxOff's GP and gynocologist "He'll be "available" once he finds Wagga again, so don't count your chickens Nanna, and also once his blood-pressure is back up far enough to propel that essential liquid back to his ...........

 

 

[turboplanner]

............ spread the joy around."

"I need to step in here" said AHRoxOff's GP and gynocologist "He'll be "available" once he finds Wagga again, so don't count your chickens Nanna, and also once his blood-pressure is back up far enough to propel that essential liquid back to his ...........

"gas strut"

 

His absence had become somewhat worrying, because although he told a humorous version of his trip to ******, we of the NES know that's the cold hard trutch, that's how he flies, and it's quite entertaining top see him go down his checklist (a tippexed IGA receipt strip) calling each item out as everybody should "thingy up", "rpm Smiths", "heater on", "gatorade unscrewed", "tissues in place", "T Shirt straight", "Rex in Dubbo" and so on, accompanied towards the end by repeated clanging of the Rotund gearbox as it inevitably travelled towards its destiny.

 

 

[Captain]

"gas strut"

His absence had become somewhat worrying, because although he told a humorous version of his trip to ******, we of the NES know that's the cold hard trutch, that's how he flies, and it's quite entertaining top see him go down his checklist (a tippexed IGA receipt strip) calling each item out as everybody should "thingy up", "rpm Smiths", "heater on", "gatorade unscrewed", "tissues in place", "T Shirt straight", "Rex in Dubbo" and so on, accompanied towards the end by repeated clanging of the Rotund gearbox as it inevitably travelled towards its destiny.

........... and with his entire checklist done in CASA approved (Clause 789, subsection 19446) TSO'd emoticons.

 

The most important ones being , ,, , ,,, & ....... but no (not that there is anything wrong with that), definitely no , although there is a fair bit of & , not to mention ............................

 

 

[turboplanner]

........... and with his entire checklist done in CASA approved (Clause 789, subsection 19446) TSO'd emoticons.

The most important ones being , ,, , ,,, & ....... but no (not that there is anything wrong with that), definitely no , although there is a fair bit of & , not to mention ............................

"******"

 

And then someone let the cat out of the bag that Lockers who loved the serendipdous life had just filled his application out for entrance to the Sisters of Mercy Convent

 

 

[ahlocks]

..as cultural and linguistics advisor for young scandenavian females that are having difficulty understanding the australian dialect and understanding moral virtue.

 

 

[Captain]

..as cultural and linguistics advisor for young scandenavian females that are having difficulty understanding the australian dialect and understanding moral virtue.

"Duss 'serendipitous' mean dat he vill shtay in ze cot wiss us until 3 pm?" asked the Scandenavian Lasses.

 

"Fair go girls" said GoldyLocks "As I am still getting over last Saturday's effort."

 

"Vee note zat you call yourzelf GoldyLocks" they responded "Zo duss the carpet match zee wallpaper?"

 

"Too right it duss" rezponded GoldenBoy (and his navigatrix thinks that he is too, at the moment, having experienced the Easter love-in + he made it back to his hangar in Wagga after only needing to fly back to Temora 3 times to refuel) "And if you vant proof, have a sqizz at .............

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Too right it duss" rezponded GoldenBoy (and his navigatrix thinks that he is too, at the moment, having experienced the Easter love-in + he made it back to his hangar in Wagga after only needing to fly back to Temora 3 times to refuel) "And if you vant proof, have a sqizz at .............

"hiss jerry can, which he had on display mosst off Easter for all to zee..."

 

 

[ahlocks]

"hiss jerry can, which he had on display mosst off Easter for all to zee..."

...which was big and black. The real question was why he had four of them?

 

"Well you could get like that playing with just one" :whisper:whispered......

 

 

[turboplanner]

...which was big and black. The real question was why he had four of them? "Well you could get like that playing with just one" :whisper:whispered......

......Bryon, who only had three.

 

 

[ahlocks]

He'd always had an inkling that he carried more inventory than usual (but less than some ) but had dismissed worrying as he knew that it was a matter of endurance (coincidental aviation term).

 

It wasn't until the Bangholme bruiser :roar:complained that his pair had gone blue :head_hurts:, that Byron contemplated that something may be amiss...:play_ball:

 

 

[Bryon]

He'd always had an inkling that he carried more inventory than usual (but less than some ) but had dismissed worrying as he knew that it was a matter of endurance (coincidental aviation term).It wasn't until the Bangholme bruiser :roar:complained that his pair had gone blue :head_hurts:, that Byron contemplated that something may be amiss...:play_ball:

"Who are you calling a Miss?????" yelled Turbs

 

"I will have you know that the last time I wore a dress, I had my wifes ...............

 

 

[ahlocks]

..permission.

 

"Now Turbo," MrsTubz chided, "you know that stripes make you look......"

 

 

[Captain]

..permission.

"Now Turbo," MrsTubz chided, "you know that stripes make you look......"

....... like a railway line ........ and then you always get followed home.(aviation reference, describing a technique often used by AhStar when finding his way back from Temora (another aviation reference))"

 

"I just realized that I got a mention in post # 5062 " said Jerry "As my mate, FD, gave me a call to say I had made it onto the NES, ohh I'm sso excited that I nearly wet my ....................

 

"amiss" ..... tee hee ..... that's funny Brine

 

 

[Bryon]

....... like a railway line ........ and then you always get followed home.(aviation reference, describing a technique often used by AhStar when finding his way back from Temora (another aviation reference))"

"I just realized that I got a mention in post # 5062 " said Jerry "As my mate, FD, gave me a call to say I had made it onto the NES, ohh I'm sso excited that I nearly wet my ....................

 

"amiss" ..... tee hee ..... that's funny Brine

"possum fur thong" lithped Jerry "And once they get wet, they can be very..........

 

 

[Captain]

"possum fur thong" lithped Jerry "And once they get wet, they can be very..........

..... cranky."

 

"No you dill, Jerry" commented Tubby "Don't use 'em as thongs (or nappies) while they are alive, as their sharp bits will be too close to your soft bits, and once they get wetted on they'll get all riled up and scratch the end off your ...................

 

 

[turboplanner]

..... cranky."

"No you dill, Jerry" commented Tubby "Don't use 'em as thongs (or nappies) while they are alive, as their sharp bits will be too close to your soft bits, and once they get wetted on they'll get all riled up and scratch the end off your ...................

".......post (Recflying term), and WHATEVER you do, don't do what I did last night and put it on upside down with the marvellous sticky strip on the top"

 

 

[Captain]

".......post (Recflying term), and WHATEVER you do, don't do what I did last night and put it on upside down with the marvellous sticky strip on the top"

............ as the possums just hate (pprune aviation term) that, and their natural absorbant bit is at the .........................

 

 

[turboplanner]

............ as the possums just hate (pprune aviation term) that, and their natural absorbant bit is at the .........................

........bottom, but when you remove them the sticky tape bites much harder than claws

 

 

[Captain]

........bottom, but when you remove them the sticky tape bites much harder than claws

"Did someone call me" asked Santa, who was locked away chatting with Nanna, Mavis, Edna and the other ladies.

 

"We have been unrequired by the NES for a while." Mavis said "So we thought that we would duck up here and give Santa a quick work-out, plus the elves all like a good ......................