Captain Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 This is where the moderators should get involvedNanna is obsessed with maps of Tassie and we know how upsetting it could be if people were to keep displaying their maps adhoc in this forum From now on and to maintain the decorum of the forum (poetic, aint it), all maps of tassie are to be displayed on another forum that will remain wrinkled (the forum, not the maps)nameless. So, moderators, do your............ ....................... thing. "OK, so here's a photo of mine" said Robin of Locksly, who had outed himself (not that there is anything wrong with that) in another thread "And yes" he said " I AM the very model of a modern major moderator, I am just steerage class, I do fly a set of recycled DA cans and I am very, very, very, very happy (sometimes described as "gay" with a proclivity to joyousness)." "OH, yucky poo, said Edna "Your Tassie looks more like a tornado has just ripped through ...................
Bryon Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 "Who is Phil?" said Robthemod "Do we have a nearly not quite new contributor to the NES?" queried Elratto (not that there is anything wrong with queerying) "See if I care" said a certain Mr Isaacs with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek "Ret the erection begin" yelled Nobu (long lost member of NES) "Here here" intoned Blakusrodus and they all went forth and ............
ahlocks Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 and they all went forth and ............ ... searched through dusty leather tomes for the source of the mysterious passage. "It's from the book of a cryptic disciple that was partial to Bavarian drinking festivals." offered O'Dalby. :big_grin: "The Phil-and-steins." ...
Captain Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 ... searched through dusty leather tomes for the source of the mysterious passage. "It's from the book of a cryptic disciple that was partial to Bavarian drinking festivals." offered O'Dalby. :big_grin: "The Phil-and-steins." ... ....... which was always a problem for Robin of L, as he was one who had a proven proclivity for staying in the cot all day with not-so mysterious passages, but when he did phill his stein, his mind wandered to other definitely mysterious and unknown passages." "But I think the Lat has been a bit hard on Lobin" added Nobu (who was pleased to be back, [and have his back to the plison fence]) "As having a strong proclivity to joyousness doesn't plove that he likes AC DC, or even DC arone." "The Rock-picker is OK" said Julian Carey (Waynes brother) "As he has often been seen with it .........................
ahlocks Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 ... in a lovely little chiffon number done in fuchsia." :play_ball:
Captain Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 ... in a lovely little chiffon number done in fuchsia." :play_ball: ............ "That really is some flying suit, Locksy. Do they come with all SportZsaras?" said ElRatsack as he read the NES with amazement "And I thought you were being daring when you outed yourself as the very model of a modern major moderator, but to now stand there in that chiffon suit, with just the right amount of see-through, and I just love those epaulettes with the four gold sequin bars, which makes you look AMAZING. Stand over there with the light behind you and let us all see your ...........
turboplanner Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 ............ "That really is some flying suit, Locksy. Do they come with all SportZsaras?" said ElRatsack as he read the NES with amazement "And I thought you were being daring when you outed yourself as the very model of a modern major moderator, but to now stand there in that chiffon suit, with just the right amount of see-through, and I just love those epaulettes with the four gold sequin bars, which makes you look AMAZING. Stand over there with the light behind you and let us all see your ........... ...sequins" Lockjock's chest visibly expanded, and he gave his right wrist an extra flick (he was left handed)....
ahlocks Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 ...... Stand over there with the light behind you and let us all see your ........... ... WAC of Tassie" RamperRat had seen right through his cunning plan to fly to the land Phils to jump in that river and see if he came out as.....
turboplanner Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 ... WAC of Tassie" RamperRat had seen right through his cunning plan to fly to the land Phils to jump in that river and see if he came out as..... ...a cwab ....or maybe one of CFI's mongels!
Captain Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 "In a cwosswind, do you cwab of fwy one wing down? (aviation qwestion)" asked the CFI. "All this talk of cwabs makes me uncomfortable, and itchy." He (or she ....... not that there is anything wrong with that) replied. "So how about we switch the discussion to ...................
turboplanner Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 "In a cwosswind, do you cwab of fwy one wing down? (aviation qwestion)" asked the CFI. "All this talk of cwabs makes me uncomfortable, and itchy." He (or she ....... not that there is anything wrong with that) replied. "So how about we switch the discussion to ................... "Just like you" said Uncle Bill from Mayfair (See, who was watching the Woyal Wedding), " you make a statement then try to cwose the fred" "You don't cwab down in a Cwosswind, you use cwossed controls" Uncle Bill continued. "Anyway, do we KNOW you"? he concluded, thinking he must contact his nephew who had been silent for a while
Captain Posted May 4, 2011 Posted May 4, 2011 "Just like you" said Uncle Bill from Mayfair (See, who was watching the Woyal Wedding), " you make a statement then try to cwose the fred""You don't cwab down in a Cwosswind, you use cwossed controls" Uncle Bill continued. "Anyway, do we KNOW you"? he concluded, thinking he must contact his nephew who had been silent for a while "Worry not, as I am here" responded Mr. Hew "My name is Nev and I want to be just like Uncle Bill when I grow up, so I hope he will get his little chiffon number back from Goldy Locks and leave it to me." "Ohhhhhhhh, don't you worry about that" said Goldy, in a Kingaroy type accent "As I have .............
Captain Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "...hidden it about my person." "Which, I HAVE to say, is typical Goldy, trying to turn a basic issue into a controlled search, that within a short time can evolve into a grope and body cavity examination, just like he has seen them done on "Border Control" and "Aussie's Most Wanted". "When I grow up I want to be either a customs agent or a found-out drug courier" was his comment when confronted with this. "Just listen to that." whispered Mave, with a fair bit of disgust. "How HE ever got to be a Moderator is beyond me" commented Bryon with a good quantity of envy. "They all do it" said Planey "As I accidentally got into the Moderator's section of the Forum and was shocked to see a thread with the heading ".............
turboplanner Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "How HE ever got to be a Moderator is beyond me" commented Bryon with a good quantity of envy. "They all do it" said Planey "As I accidentally got into the Moderator's section of the Forum and was shocked to see a thread with the heading "............. "Lycra Tights, Olive Oil, and pink Roses"
Captain Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "Lycra Tights, Olive Oil, and pink Roses" ....... or as most pilots know it by the acronym LTOOPR ............... which we all know is Moderator code for yelling "Trolop". "I have never been so insulted, but did someone call me?" asked ...................
turboplanner Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 ....... or as most pilots know it by the acronym LTOOPR ............... which we all know is Moderator code for yelling "Trolop". "I have never been so insulted, but did someone call me?" asked ................... Mozart with a T, "Women throw themselves at me, but mostly miss"
Bryon Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "I wouldnt miss" purred Mavis "Cos I have seen your cockpit and even that cad from goulburn in the bright orange thingy would........
ahlocks Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "Motzart? Oooh, I've heard about him..." interrupted the Riverland Lass , who'd recently been approached by air services for inclusion in the AIP as a flight condition. "He's the one that's going over to Asia but is too tight to fly commercial!:rolleyes: " The MachismoMentoratti :gleam:was a little intrigued :wtf:with how the Riverland lass could be seen as a flight condition, but none the less, his primary interest was that she was female, had a pulse and might be interested in a little ITZ action.....
Captain Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "Motzart? Oooh, I've heard about him..." interrupted the Riverland Lass , who'd recently been approached by air services for inclusion in the AIP as a flight condition. "He's the one that's going over to Asia but is too tight to fly commercial!:rolleyes: " The MachismoMentoratti :gleam:was a little intrigued :wtf:with how the Riverland lass could be seen as a flight condition, but none the less, his primary interest was that she was female, had a pulse and might be interested in a little ITZ action..... "Now you're talking Locky" said Mavis. "Too right" said Edna supportively. "I'm interested too" commented Nanna "But how come my grand daughter has reported that it'z not very big, it'z quite wrinkled, and why is it a dull grey color?" The MachismoMentoratti looked at each other and all grabbed a mirror to help each other inspect it. (The MachismoMentoratti were set up very much like the Knights Templar (or CASA) where they all guarded each other's backs, (and occasionally looked after each other's fronts too) ............... and one of them even moderatti'd one of Ian's recent posts, so a good look in the mirror had the anonymous MM to Goldy's right say ...................
turboplanner Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "Now you're talking Locky" said Mavis. "Too right" said Edna supportively. "I'm interested too" commented Nanna "But how come my grand daughter has reported that it'z not very big, it'z quite wrinkled, and why is it a dull grey color?" The MachismoMentoratti looked at each other and all grabbed a mirror to help each other inspect it. (The MachismoMentoratti were set up very much like the Knights Templar (or CASA) where they all guarded each other's backs, (and occasionally looked after each other's fronts too) ............... and one of them even moderatti'd one of Ian's recent posts, so a good look in the mirror had the anonymous MM to Goldy's right say ................... "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd tell you how not to, but haven't a clue"
Captain Posted May 6, 2011 Posted May 6, 2011 Ain't that the truth cried motzart with a t. "Where is MrH when you need him" edited some Moderator "As I need to check on the licencing of "Motz..art" to see if the required fees have been paid to Pro's foundation". "Trust me, as I am an all-round good guy from the Shoalhaven." stated Motz**t. "If that is the case, why have you protected your identity and liability in the way that you have?" asked the Modernrater persistantly. "Oh ........... have a he**t" said Motza*t with his big, brown, sad, soalful eyes begging for approval, looking exactly like .................
ahlocks Posted May 6, 2011 Posted May 6, 2011 ... the north end of a southbound camel. Now, if that camel was 1nm left of track when abeam the first oasis while enroute to making his first move toward the Riverland lass, would he still be able to alter course to avoid being pelted by hail the size of teacups and will he still be able make a ewe turn......
turboplanner Posted May 6, 2011 Posted May 6, 2011 ... the north end of a southbound camel. Now, if that camel was 1nm left of track when abeam the first oasis while enroute to making his first move toward the Riverland lass, would he still be able to alter course to avoid being pelted by hail the size of teacups and will he still be able make a ewe turn...... "No, but I can make its eyes bulge" said C** "There's always a clever d**k in every group, wether we're flying into t* or simply using a G** to navigate as L**ks is doing here"
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