Bryon Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ................... Fright Tlaining School. I will move back to Cowla and have legistered the name "Kamikazi Fright Ressons from the Nob" (ACN 667 456 6991). Does anyone know where I can but 4-bar gold epaurettes? It is sure to be popurar and I can spend my days teaching stewed-ants to rand (which they never taught us) and....................... "Psssst Nobs, I know where you can get some" whispered SlySlarts, "They fell off the back of a shoulder at Natfly and the owner has gone back down south" "all it will cost you is 20kilos of experimental pickled whale blubber direct from the research ship" "Ooooohhh rubbery" sighed Nobu, "Now I can be ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 "Psssst Nobs, I know where you can get some" whispered SlySlarts, "They fell off the back of a shoulder at Natfly and the owner has gone back down south""all it will cost you is 20kilos of experimental pickled whale blubber direct from the research ship" "Ooooohhh rubbery" sighed Nobu, "Now I can ............ ...... exprain to you that the whales don't just blubber when we shoot them with explosive tipped harpoons, they ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ...... exprain to you that the whales don't just blubber when we shoot them with explosive tipped harpoons, they ................. ".........become angly, rash out, often break reg of scientist, specially when he appry caripers to measure bors....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ".........become angly, rash out, often break reg of scientist, specially when he appry caripers to measure bors....." ........ and we do it arr in the name of Science (tee hee, you westerners are such suckers). As a nation of scientists we have more data than anyone else in the world on the range of sizes of whale bors, not to mention their ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ........ and we do it arr in the name of Science (tee hee, you westerners are such suckers). As a nation of scientists we have more data than anyone else in the world on the range of sizes of whale bors, not to mention their ....................... "........testicurar shrinkage when they feer the caripers tightening." "I eat possum" said the C-Fakir wjho had misconstrued the conversation. "You won't be drinking moonshine for some time" chortled Nobu who thought Tasmania was a great place to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 "........testicurar shrinkage when they feer the caripers tightening." "I eat possum" said the C-Fakir wjho had misconstrued the conversation. "You won't be drinking moonshine for some time" chortled Nobu who thought Tasmania was a great place to.......... ...... rand, as an Alternate to Hawaii. "Maaate, did we have some fuel on board for that tlip, and those Yanks were shooting at us too (once they realized that we weren't there for the annual Pearl Harbour Airshow & Lecleational Fry-In)" he exclaimed "I had 2 X 200 garron auxhilliary tanks in the cockpit and with no loom to move, the fuel connector went fair up my ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ...... rand, as an Alternate to Hawaii. "Maaate, did we have some fuel on board for that tlip, and those Yanks were shooting at us too (once they realized that we weren't there for the annual Pearl Harbour Airshow & Lecleational Fry-In)" he exclaimed "I had 2 X 200 garron auxhilliary tanks in the cockpit and with no loom to move, the fuel connector went fair up my ........................ ".....cracker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ".....cracker." Nobu loved to leminisce about the good-old days and went on "For those of you not familiar with the Mk7 subversion 13 Zelo, they wre fitted with a rarge cracker on the port side which we used to access the inside of the supply of blazil nuts that came in the Kazi survival lation pack (and those nuts also stopped us from needing to go to the Kazi on rong frights), whereas from the position of the cracker, the fuel line couldn't help but chafe my ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Nobu loved to leminisce about the good-old days and went on "For those of you not familiar with the Mk7 subversion 13 Zelo, they wre fitted with a rarge cracker on the port side which we used to access the inside of the supply of blazil nuts that came in the Kazi survival lation pack (and those nuts also stopped us from needing to go to the Kazi on rong frights), whereas from the position of the cracker, the fuel line couldn't help but chafe my ................... ".......rong appendage in reft turns" "This not a probrem for me" said Taka "We sure know that" replied Nobu "You misunderstand" replied Taka wondering how Nobu would know "I always carry grider clip and gaffer tape and rerocate fuu rine out of way". "What about those huge exhaust chambers" added Toshe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 ".......rong appendage in reft turns" "This not a probrem for me" said Taka "We sure know that" replied Nobu "You misunderstand" replied Taka wondering how Nobu would know "I always carry grider clip and gaffer tape and rerocate fuu rine out of way". "What about those huge exhaust chambers" added Toshe ..... who was the Nob's navigator on the way to Pearl Harbour (with an alternate to Fingal, NE Tassy, entered into his sride-lule). "I know" replied Nobu knowingly "That huge exhaust chamber of yours is a shocker when you let one go in the cockpit. It wiff's like a fine brend of blazil nuts, lice, tuna, saki and .................... "Hey" said Nobu "Does anyone know where Rockwood Rarry is these days?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 ..... "That huge exhaust chamber of yours is a shocker when you let one go in the cockpit. It wiff's like a fine brend of blazil nuts, lice, tuna, saki and .................... "Hey" said Nobu "Does anyone know where Rockwood Rarry is these days?" "....those special home made baked beans we used to get at Cowra" "You must mean those ones that Captain Rat makes" said Mavis. "He made some for me last week, .....severely damaged me olfactry system and played havoc with me.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "ailerons..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "ailerons ... whats wrong with my ailerons" said HH as he piped up from oblivion not having heard all the previous comments, having only just awaken from a dose of moonshine that Rat had hidden up his exhaust ports and had previously stolen from C-Fakir's hidden stash in Taswegian land..... "You jab bashun again you bastards" said HH, "you leave my ailerons alone, they are very nice feather attachments after all, every time I climb on her beautiful body to clean her they tickle ...every moment I spend on her arm I feel the differential in her......" "...rear axle" Turbo apologises to readers, but unfortunately the inexperienced Disaac has strayed into the use of automotive terms, more suited to a Site frequented by moccasin wearing skinheads with dirty fingernails, and a shortage of teeth who repair cars. Then again what would you expect from someone who begat Ruth and begat Moses and begat the shepherd down the road who was on with the water gatherer. "This thread is deteriorating AGAIN" said Plain Drivel who'd given it a wide berth for some time, but....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "ailerons ... whats wrong with my ailerons" said HH as he piped up from oblivion not having heard all the previous comments, having only just awaken from a dose of moonshine that Rat had hidden up his exhaust ports and had previously stolen from C-Fakir's hidden stash in Taswegian land..... "You jab bashun again you bastards" said HH, "you leave my ailerons alone, they are very nice feather attachments after all, every time I climb on her beautiful body to clean her they tickle ...every moment I spend on her arm I feel the differential in her......" ......... static port and also near my pitot tube (aviation and inuendo terms). "You can't intimate that" said Lockwood Larry of the the MagnificoModeratti, as he asked his wife if he could put his key into her lock, as that is the same as .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 ......... static port and also near my pitot tube (aviation and inuendo terms). "You can't intimate that" said Lockwood Larry of the the MagnificoModeratti, as he asked his wife if he could put his key into her lock, as that is the same as .................... .....pointing the nozzle at the fire which firies are trained to do around their fourth year depending on their comprehension and proficiency. Unfortunately Loxette had forgotten to unlatch the front gate, so he had to spend the night standing on the footpath............ [For new readers, including the Nouveau Riche like Disaac and Queensland Mining Industry, this strange habit dates from the time firies were called to a fire in a Jabiru at Bundaberg Airport, and sat there watching it burn to the ground because the gate was locked. There is no truth to the persistent rumour that one of them owned a Sportstar with a Rotax engine] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 .....pointing the nozzle at the fire which firies are trained to do around their fourth year depending on their comprehension and proficiency. Unfortunately Loxette had forgotten to unlatch the front gate, so he had to spend the night standing on the footpath............ [For new readers, including the Nouveau Riche like Disaac and Queensland Mining Industry, this strange habit dates from the time firies were called to a fire in a Jabiru at Bundaberg Airport, and sat there watching it burn to the ground because the gate was locked. There is no truth to the persistent rumour that one of them owned a Sportstar with a Rotax engine] "Can I put my hose into your fire-engine" asked Laxette "Only if I can put oil into your engine" replied Tubb (not that there is anything wrong with that). "And can I stick air into your spare tyre" asked ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "Can I put my hose into your fire-engine" asked Laxette "Only if I can put oil into your engine" replied Tubb (not that there is anything wrong with that). "And can I stick air into your spare tyre" asked ............... ....Ratso who was full of it. "No" said Lox firmly, or as firmly as a firie can be (although he WAS a MeanModeratusThugus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 ....Ratso who was full of it. "No" said Lox firmly, or as firmly as a firie can be (although he WAS a MeanModeratusThugus) "I can't Ratify that" he added "So be Rational and settle down in this Rattan chair, out in the garden with your Aunt, where I will 'ferme votre fenetre', and Rattle your cage." El Ratpoo was restless as he had eaten some of the baits that he himself had put out during the recent mouse plague "They looked just like Tubb's Ratatouille" he said "And I couldn't resist, so I have a ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "I can't Ratify that" he added "So be Rational and settle down in this Rattan chair, out in the garden with your Aunt, where I will 'ferme votre fenetre', and Rattle your cage." El Ratpoo was restless as he had eaten some of the baits that he himself had put out during the recent mouse plague "They looked just like Tubb's Ratatouille" he said "And I couldn't resist, so I have a ............. "...a rather nebulous feeling in my nether regions which makes me want to....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 WTF ... Ah ha, a TLA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 WTF ... Aaca was shocked into acronymism. he was a man of the 20th Century, modern as can be in his Fletcher Jones jacket and felt hat. "Where's the Bar mate" he said (having grown up in the era when that was the action centre in any town or BBQ, or BNS), "I'm as thirsty as a lizard that's just had a feed of strychnine". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Aaca was shocked into acronymism. he was a man of the 20th Century, modern as can be in his Fletcher Jones jacket and felt hat. "Where's the Bar mate" he said (having grown up in the era when that was the action centre in any town or BBQ, or BNS), "I'm as thirsty as a lizard that's just had a feed of strychnine". "Spreaking of rizards" said Nobu "I haff rice recipe for grilled rizard rat make rour round eyse rawtwr" "Orr I need is ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "Spreaking of rizards" said Nobu"I haff rice recipe for grilled rizard rat make rour round eyse rawtwr" "Orr I need is ..................... "......Rat rizzard" "Rat rizzard hard to get" said Taka "Rat run when he sees the whites of our eyes" EDITOR'S NOTE: Brine has just announced on another thread that he will be singing, in a G String at the next Natfly. We haven't been able to confirm whether this grisly experience will be the opening act of the members meeting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "......Rat rizzard" "Rat rizzard hard to get" said Taka "Rat run when he sees the whites of our eyes" "Don't you wolly about that" replied Nobu (remembering one of his better speeches for Jo) "As the Lat gets the luns from leading all the clap that Turbs and Salty have been lighting ratery." "I'd hitch down from Cowla to see Salty in a thong, wouldn't you?" asked Taka "As that would lemind me of that Sumo Geisha that we met on our night off before the Pearl Harbour Fry-In." "I lemember it well" replied The Nob "As the entire squadron took her/him to ....................... My Aunt wants to know WTF all of those acronyms mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "I lemember it well" replied The Nob "As the entire squadron took her/him to ....................... "....Chinese Lestaurant, eat Law Plawns with Prum Sauce, then Geisha sing song like cat with luns, we all decide get worse if Geisha start gloaning, so catch train to baseball match, few nightcrubs then catch JR Shinkansen to Hisoshima ( big mistake) "Zeros were waiting on the strip engines turning, heaters on. We get hot Saki, and Flied Lice, never been looked after before. "I ask Commanding Officer (who not coming on raid owing to have to attend a wedding) where we rand, but he says "Don't you wolly about that, you'll know it when you see it "And so we fry over Pacific Ocean, buty soon notice dit dot dit dot dit dot coming from dilection of Thethil Prains......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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