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That's very funny fellas .................. The Dead Sea being just mildly ill, the Fakir printing in script, begatting going on without Moderation ..... teee heee.

Rat the Baptist had been visiting and apparently had begat someone, although many screamed that there should be a waiting period while the matter was investigated.........

 

..... as Rat the B had been previously well known for "spilling his seed upon the ground", as a memebr of the Judian Peoples Front.

 

"Did everyone forget that I like to be begat?" asked Nanna while she sat, legs akimbo, at the Stoning and ..............

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fanned herself with a palm frond

..... ate dates, scratched where she liked to be begat, looked up and said ".........

 

 

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..Coffee please"

But The Roman staff sergeant Maximum Loximus threw down his staff on the table, and said "......

 

 

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But The Roman staff sergeant Maximum Loximus threw down his staff on the table, and said "......

..we only serve tea around here!" (whilst mumbling under his breath something about ungrateful people these days)

 

 

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But The Roman staff sergeant Maximum Loximus threw down his staff on the table, and said "......

"Ooooooohhh what a big staff you have" cooed Mavis

 

"Never mind the size of it" said Nana " let him get on with his begatting"

 

"Allo, allo, allo" said Poxyloxy the policeman waving his truncheon (not that there is anything wrong with that) "dont you reprobates know that begatting is................

 

 

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..we only serve tea around here!" (whilst mumbling under his breath something about ungrateful people these days)

From the kitchen came a crash of brocken potshards and other archeological artifacts and scriptures, and out strode an enormous woman.

 

"Amazon's the name, now where's this little twirp Dit Dot, and what's this about me talking too much!"

 

"How....how....how.. did you find out" said Dit, whose dot had started to constrict....

 

 

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a Kindle...

or as we say....לקדוח

As we speak a CIA UAV with Hellfire missiles is heading for the secluded fern glen where CF Eye writes in the biblical Sanskrit........

 

 

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Hebrewless heathen, which is more then what could be said for those Tassie DEVILS.(volcanic ash that abounds above thy land tells us of the nature of the beasts that dwell upon that place)good_vs_evil.gif.be5e971303729ad53767eb98d5461392.gif

 

 

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For all those hebrew illiterate heathens, CFIatius the centurion and Petealonius the priest were secretly hatching a plot to overthrow Raaus,using hebrew to send covert messages amongst a select few. Just who were we planning to throw to the lions, How to part the Red sea, feeding a multitude on a few fish and buns, were just some of the secrets discussed. Next on the agenda was how to impliment the compulsary use of hirth engines....

 

 

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For all those hebrew illiterate heathens, CFIatius the centurion and Petealonius the priest were secretly hatching a plot to overthrow Raaus,using hebrew to send covert messages amongst a select few. Just who were we planning to throw to the lions, How to part the Red sea, feeding a multitude on a few fish and buns, were just some of the secrets discussed. Next on the agenda was how to impliment the compulsary use of hirth engines....

Turbo was reeling back in horror after translating the Hebrew and finding it referred to a woman with staring eyes and blue lips! He wasn't going to be doing any begatting there!

 

Walking down the dirt street covered in palm leaves he thought "Someone important must be coming in today".

 

He saw Shadrack coming down the street and they went into an eating house for a capuchino. As they sat there a finger dripping blood wrote on the wall.......

 

 

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Turbo was reeling back in horror after translating the Hebrew and finding it referred to a woman with staring eyes and blue lips! He wasn't going to be doing any begatting there!

Walking down the dirt street covered in palm leaves he thought "Someone important must be coming in today".

 

He saw Shadrack coming down the street and they went into an eating house for a capuchino. As they sat there a finger dripping blood wrote on the wall.......

......"מדומד you too, you מדבר" showing a poor attitude and using language that, thankfully, can't be understood by those here who do not speak in tongues.

 

"I wish someone would do that to me" called Nanna from a back room where she was using an unusually shaped amphora to ......

 

 

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......"מדומד you too, you מדבר" showing a poor attitude and using language that, thankfully, can't be understood by those here who do not speak in tongues.

"I wish someone would do that to me" called Nanna from a back room where she was using an unusually shaped amphora to ......

...tell her fortune.

 

"You are about to be stoned" it said so it was with considerable reluctance that she walked out into the street.

 

A horde descended upon her like a group of RAA members chasing the board for answers, but a tall man in white stood up, and quietly said "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone" then sat down to enjoy his long black and mudcake.

 

Of course this ruled out every member of the horde, particularly the Holy Rat who was begatting here, begatting there every day, but they didn't take any notice of that running here, running there looking for a stone to throw.

 

But there were no stones........they were in the desert...........

 

 

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...tell her fortune.

"You are about to be stoned" it said so it was with considerable reluctance that she walked out into the street.

 

A horde descended upon her like a group of RAA members chasing the board for answers, but a tall man in white stood up, and quietly said "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone" then sat down to enjoy his long black and mudcake.

 

Of course this ruled out every member of the horde, particularly the Holy Rat who was begatting here, begatting there every day, but they didn't take any notice of that running here, running there looking for a stone to throw.

 

But there were no stones........they were in the desert...........

.... which he ordered after the mudcake.

 

"Blessed are the pavlovas" said the Holy Rat with his usual humility, (because an aura of humble Holyness really pulls the chicks) "For they are ........

 

 

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.... which he ordered after the mudcake.

"Blessed are the pavlovas" said the Holy Rat with his usual humility, (because an aura of humble Holyness really pulls the chicks) "For they are ........

"....much tastier than Camel testicles and we've got about two thousand years to go before anyone starts suffering from High blood pressure, Type A diabetes, or heart disease"

 

"or HIV" said Loximus Maximus who knew a thing or two about....

 

 

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"....much tastier than Camel testicles and we've got about two thousand years to go before anyone starts suffering from High blood pressure, Type A diabetes, or heart disease"

"or HIV" said Loximus Maximus who knew a thing or two about....

...... SUV's, as he had the equivalent of a H3 Hummer, and he suspected that HIV could be contracted in the back seat of a H3 SUV."

 

"That's a joke" commented Pilot (Who preferred the then equivalent of an M350 Merc (with AMG body kit), which he bought with his Roman Army stipend) "As he rides a camel that has a limp & a sore coccyx, and that ain't no equivalent of a Hummer, mate" he added with a slight Aussie/Kiwi mixed accent.

 

"Hey" said the Holy Rat "You aren't the Pilot that was borne in Rotorua, then moved to Bondi, and flew for a while from The Oaks before joining the Jerusalem Flying Club, and sending that Chippie down to be crucified, are ya?"

 

"That's me" said Pilot the Pilot and I'm really .............

 

 

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...... SUV's, as he had the equivalent of a H3 Hummer, and he suspected that HIV could be contracted in the back seat of a H3 SUV."

"That's a joke" commented Pilot (Who preferred the then equivalent of an M350 Merc (with AMG body kit), which he bought with his Roman Army stipend) "As he rides a camel that has a limp & a sore coccyx, and that ain't no equivalent of a Hummer, mate" he added with a slight Aussie/Kiwi mixed accent.

 

"Hey" said the Holy Rat "You aren't the Pilot that was borne in Rotorua, then moved to Bondi, and flew for a while from The Oaks before joining the Jerusalem Flying Club, and sending that Chippie down to be crucified, are ya?"

 

"That's me" said Pilot the Pilot and I'm really .............

"....sick of having to wash my hands all the time, but I've been asked to a party by a mate Nero, so things are looking up.........

 

 

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"....sick of having to wash my hands all the time, but I've been asked to a party by a mate Nero, so things are looking up.........

...... as Nero has a glass floor in the disco at his joint (with an observation deck in the cave below)."

 

"What was that?" said the Vestals as they danced thongless at Chez Nero to the tune of "Saturday Night Bar Mitvah", & inducted Nanna and Tubbo into their group, before they .......

 

 

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disrobed completelyto show just how thongless they were:censored:

.......... and the Turbo Planter with his thong off is like looking down a ..................

 

 

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A burning ring of fire......

 

Just who invited Johny Cash asked Turbs. I suppose he will make me walk the line.

 

 

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A burning ring of fire......"Just who invited Johny Cash asked Turbs. I suppose he will make me walk the line."

.... said Moses, as he came down from the mountain with his mitts full of tablets.

 

"What tablets are those, Mose?" asked the Holy Rat "Are they the 11 Demandments chiseled in stone, or an Ipad or a Blackberry Playbook"

 

"It's a Playbook with 15 Demandments on it in electronic form. I added a few Forum Rules to the original 10 that the Chippie's dad gave me." he replied "But I have decided to turn the Demandments off until I get acceptable behaviour from the Demandment Forum members, and if'n yez don't toe the line, as well as walk it, I'm going to stick this Tablet up ........

 

 

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