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...12 gauge.

 

[Editor's note: The behaviour of certain members visitors permanent visitors current visitors first class visitors site supporters users members starting with Brine shows the evil of scotch whiskey, and its effects on the brain which are certainly much worse and longer lasting than cannabis, proving that it too should be made illegal.

 

While it's true there is a small colony of Riverfetishes in the Wagga Wagga district of New South Wales, and by his own admission Brine understands they are cuddly little creatures, then how could a sober mind go on to suggest they are whales? How? You see my point? Eh?

 

And how do we come to hear about the Knighthood of Sir Nobulus here?

 

Surely if that was true he would have made the news "Cowra escapee discovered in Latte hangout in 1953, managed by Max Markson, and knighted by the Queen shortly after her arrival last night.

 

And we would have seen something like "I did it to show that $#@&*@### Malcolm Turnbull, who runs this $#@*&%^ place" said the Queen "Now driver, take us to the #@$%&* races, where's the Scotch?"

 

Could it be true? Maybe it is, where's the Glenfiddock?

 

And Spiderman from Quorn, bindii capital of the Universe where Turbo and his family managed to get two thousand in their bike tyres, Spiderman decides to sail a factory ship from Cowra to Sydney Harbour, which even Archimedes would find hard to do.

 

It's a strange world we live in, think I'll go back to the thread where everyone posts when their magazine arrives, or everyone except those who post when their magazine doesn't arrive, and.....]

 

 

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..... the rest help themselves to arrive ............ just like XXX and .......

....friends.

 

Ratso was back from the bike races at Phillip Island after an embarrassing moment in the Pits where he tried to give Casey Stoner some tactical advice based on his own experience racing Honda 80's round the Mildura Tip, and getting booked for speeding just as he was passing the Gumley Gumley Roadhouse, just as Sally was bring out the ...

 

 

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..... ............ just like XXX and .......

"Now you are speaking my language" mumbled Mavis babe.gif.ff83c178fa2d1832ae1ee3ecbf0042bc.gif

 

"I wanna see whats in those magazines that Turbs is all excited over" sneered Nana 062_book.gif.9837a587a9e0f48135293bc162b44375.gif

 

"Leave him alone" said Mavis. "I have already told him he will go blind" gleam.gif.3df016ffdcb5e9bc904dd0e80ec92489.gif

 

"Who is this 'Queen' he keeps going on about. He isnt batting for the other team now is he?" slurred Nana who was known to have one too many before the sun was over the yardarm (nautical term) 027_buddies.gif.2f54f4491e6fd36f77c9368a57d41fd1.gif

 

"Maybe he just loves to dress up and...............

 

 

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Bugga....

...... not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

"Now you are speaking my language" mumbled Mavis babe.gif.ff83c178fa2d1832ae1ee3ecbf0042bc.gif"I wanna see whats in those magazines that Turbs is all excited over" sneered Nana 062_book.gif.9837a587a9e0f48135293bc162b44375.gif

 

"Leave him alone" said Mavis. "I have already told him he will go blind" gleam.gif.3df016ffdcb5e9bc904dd0e80ec92489.gif

 

"Who is this 'Queen' he keeps going on about. He isnt batting for the other team now is he?" slurred Nana who was known to have one too many before the sun was over the yardarm (nautical term) 027_buddies.gif.2f54f4491e6fd36f77c9368a57d41fd1.gif

 

"Maybe he just loves to dress up and...............

...... wear fishnet stockings." she added "Turbo was so cute when he went looking for the staple about 150 mm below my navel. When I asked what he was doing, he replied that all of the girls in his magazine centrefolds had a staple down there."

 

"That's not a staple" yelled Brine "That's a ..............

 

 

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....friends.

Ratso was back from the bike races at Phillip Island after an embarrassing moment in the Pits where he tried to give Casey Stoner some tactical advice based on his own experience racing Honda 80's round the Mildura Tip, and getting booked for speeding just as he was passing the Gumley Gumley Roadhouse, just as Sally was bring out the ...

..... "Thanks Ratsack" said Casey "As I needed those couple of tips from you to get this title out of the way. Can I have your autograph and a photo of that golden tooth?"

 

 

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..... "Thanks Ratsack" said Casey "As I needed those couple of tips from you to get this title out of the way. Can I have your autograph and a photo of that golden tooth?"

"Of course" said the Rat and to everyone's horror pulled it 0ut.....

 

 

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"Of course" said the Rat and to everyone's horror pulled it 0ut.....

...... and it was magnificent.

 

"But what's that staple doing in it?" asked one of the Pit Girls, whose eyes were agog.

 

"Oh, don't worry about that" replied El Ratsack "That's just a ...........

 

 

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Temporary fix I had done in Malaysia.

.... where they service the Big Q's jets. They'll staple anything, don't ya know, even my ......

 

My aunt said "Geeeez Facty, what are you doing down here in the NES with the plebs?"

 

 

Posted

Cellulite" Foxhunter continued standing up straight and looking like a netted salami.

 

"I'm thinking of taking the old Indian over next trip and....."

 

 

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Cellulite" Foxhunter continued standing up straight and looking like a netted salami."I'm thinking of taking the old Indian over next trip and....."

.... swapping it for the taxi driver's seester" he added (or was that the Phillipines?).

 

"A netted salami with hail damage" commented Nanna, looking at Foxy from behind & below (which is brave ... not that there is anything wrong with that), where she could clearly see his .....

 

 

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.... swapping it for the taxi driver's seester" he added (or was that the Phillipines?).

"A netted salami with hail damage" commented Nanna, looking at Foxy from behind & below (which is brave ... not that there is anything wrong with that), where she could clearly see his .....

...fox whistle.

 

 

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...... not that there is anything wrong with that.

...... wear fishnet stockings." she added "Turbo was so cute when he went looking for the staple about 150 mm below my navel. When I asked what he was doing, he replied that all of the girls in his magazine centrefolds had a staple down there."

 

"That's not a staple" yelled Brine "That's a ..............

.......gen-u-whine append-a-dick-to-me quarter turn locking rivet (someone in wagga has a fetish about these)"

 

"Well, bugga orf to Cowra" said Slartwhofartslast. "I hear tell that they have a foreign navy in there at the moment and with those fishnets on, you might catch somefink"

 

"Oh I thay" said Turbz in his most mawkish whining effeminate accent "How could you be tho.................

 

 

Posted
.......gen-u-whine append-a-dick-to-me quarter turn locking rivet (someone in wagga has a fetish about these)""Well, bugga orf to Cowra" said Slartwhofartslast. "I hear tell that they have a foreign navy in there at the moment and with those fishnets on, you might catch somefink"

 

"Oh I thay" said Turbz in his most mawkish whining effeminate accent "How could you be tho.................

..... tho thoroughly thoughtless in your thong, where a thousand .......

 

 

Posted
..... tho thoroughly thoughtless in your thong, where a thousand .......

"theamthrethes at their thewing thang thongs and thewed theams while theeing to it that tyherious mithtakes theldom happened."

 

 

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"theamthrethes at their thewing thang thongs and thewed theams while theeing to it that tyherious mithtakes theldom happened."

"We theamthrethes work on the "KITH" theory" the added "And it ith well known that "KITH" thands for "Keep it Thimple ...........

 

And my Aunt commented that the NETH hath returned full thircle to Pilot and his "Theven Thedicious Thcribes" and Biggus Dickus, hith vewy good fwend fwom Wome.

 

 

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"thupid Thally , Thirley and Thithely"

"A lithe threethome if ever I thaw one (& I've theen a few)" thaid Lockthly, who licked his ......

 

 

Posted
"A lithe threethome if ever I thaw one (& I've theen a few)" thaid Lockthly, who licked his ......

lipth with a wather longith languid looth tongue for he wath a cunning linguitht............023_drool.gif.d9ebe774dab24ff4699145182fd73e45.gif

 

 

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lipth with a wather longith languid looth tongue for he wath a cunning linguitht............023_drool.gif.d9ebe774dab24ff4699145182fd73e45.gif

..... who can breath through his ears, and spend long Saturdays in the cot (and I do mean a cot) with a disposable nappy around his .......

 

 

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..... who can breath through his ears, and spend long Saturdays in the cot (and I do mean a cot) .......

"As long as it not a cockpit" said Mavis, "Cos with that tongue, I would hope that the rumours that he is batting for the other team are wrong"

 

"Dont you worry bout that" said Elratto (who reminded people of Jo Bjelke) " I have it on good authority that he..........

 

 

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"As long as it not a cockpit" said Mavis, "Cos with that tongue, I would hope that the rumours that he is batting for the other team are wrong""Dont you worry bout that" said Elratto (who reminded people of Jo Bjelke) " I have it on good authority that he..........

... is actually ACDC ........... but I have seen him coming out of one of Wagga's main Gay Bars (called The Axe Driver), so perhaps he preferes Status Quo or ......

 

 

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