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... is actually ACDC ........... but I have seen him coming out of one of Wagga's main Gay Bars (called The Axe Driver), ......

The question is........

 

When you saw him, were you looking in.......or out??????

 

Of course we cannot shouldnt rumourmonger, but......it is well known that Elratto has been seen conversing in a rather florid manner with nattily dressed types (those with gold embellishments on their shoulders) at public gatherings.......

 

 

Posted
The question is........When you saw him, were you looking in.......or out??????

 

Of course we cannot shouldnt rumourmonger, but......it is well known that Elratto has been seen conversing in a rather florid manner with nattily dressed types (those with gold embellishments on their shoulders) at public gatherings.......

....... and rook what happened to the Gold Emberrished one." commented Aki.

 

"But then again, El Ratsack isn't fairling too well when he only has a pissy little 10 "Likes", and even deviates such as Brine and AhRoxoff have heaps more." commented Madge. "And the TubbyPlanter has 131, no less, when I know for a fact that nobody really likes him at all. (That is why he has been banned a few times)."

 

"It's because he .....................

 

My Aunt reckons that RoxOff must own the Blue Oyster Bar, as he mentions it so often in the NES. Either that or the Blue Oyster Bar is where he lost his virginity.

 

My Aunt also wants to clarify that when El Ratpoo saw Roxy at The Axe Driver he was looking "out", but was not a customer (or participant ....... not that there is anything wrong with that). He was doing the rounds collecting cash in his fake Salvo's uniform, with Army issue tamborine.

 

 

Posted
The question is........When you saw him, were you looking in.......or out??????

 

Of course we cannot shouldnt rumourmonger, but......it is well known that Elratto has been seen conversing in a rather florid manner with nattily dressed types (those with gold embellishments on their shoulders) at public gatherings.......

...and asking questions which silence the room, but are never answered......

 

 

Posted
...and asking questions which silence the room, but are never answered......

"Ratpoo has that affect on a lot of people" said GoldyLox "That's why he only has 10 "Likes", and those all came from his family (He has 9 brothers and sisters, so could pay them to post a "Like" each, and his Dad put on on too for old times sake ........ but his Mum refused to be part of the manipulation of the "Likes" function on this Forum. Either that or she really ..........

 

 

Posted

... did like poor Ratpooh but didn't want to upset his street creed as a rough and tumble Suzadavidson driver. punk.gif.66c70b88f30c48fbdf0cd753d144d27a.gif

 

"He really is a good boy" :kiss:cooed RatPooh's mum as she brushed the cheese crumbs from his whiskers. " It's just hangs around with a rough crowd at that dreaded....

 

 

Posted
... did like poor Ratpooh but didn't want to upset his street creed as a rough and tumble Suzadavidson driver. punk.gif.66c70b88f30c48fbdf0cd753d144d27a.gif

"He really is a good boy" :kiss:cooed RatPooh's mum as she brushed the cheese crumbs from his whiskers. " It's just hangs around with a rough crowd at that dreaded....

...... Fire Station, where Ahlocks stays overnight and where they hang a "Blue Oyster Bar" sign over the bit at the front that says Fire Station, they dress in leather and dance (very close together) to the throbbing strobes on the "Apliance" (Firey speak) ..... and they then go out the back (not that there is anything wrong with that), go over the the pole where the hoses are usually strung up, all get on the end of the rope and tie the hose rope to one of their ..................

 

 

Posted

...cargo nets to catch the bits that fell of any wayward Jabs that passed overhead. (poke_tongue_out.gif.86c13d2bb4db2554d4b0c14368ee1f89.gif)

 

"You reckon that if we rigged up a some scaffold and put some pretty lights on it and spun it around we'd snare ourselves a Sierra?" asked the visiting firie from Moroooooyah. "I've always wanted.....

 

 

Posted
...cargo nets to catch the bits that fell of any wayward Jabs that passed overhead. (poke_tongue_out.gif.86c13d2bb4db2554d4b0c14368ee1f89.gif)

"You reckon that if we rigged up a some scaffold and put some pretty lights on it and spun it around we'd snare ourselves a Sierra?" asked the visiting firie from Moroooooyah. "I've always wanted.....

...... to see what it's like to dance with a woman."

 

"Isn't that typical" commented Mr Slave (who was also a member of the RFS) "That GoldyLox always throws insults around when under pressure, not many paying customers turn up at the Blue Oyster, the condom vending machine is empty, he has a Saturday sleep-over planned for the next day and his ......

 

 

Posted

... rotoraxe needing an oil change the next.

 

"It's not the changing of it that's the problem" he complained 086_gaah.gif.bd4f7be6e18bc8fde14d9d10614ceb18.gif"..it's getting all the broken teeth out so the recyclers will accept the old stuff that's the issue."

 

With a whirl and a thunk the next record dropped onto the blue oyster bar juke box :what the:and in sashayed....

 

 

Posted
... rotoraxe needing an oil change the next."It's not the changing of it that's the problem" he complained 086_gaah.gif.bd4f7be6e18bc8fde14d9d10614ceb18.gif"..it's getting all the broken teeth out so the recyclers will accept the old stuff that's the issue."

 

With a whirl and a thunk the next record dropped onto the blue oyster bar juke box :what the:and in sashayed....

...... Ian Baker (not that there is anything wrong with that).

 

"The whirl and thunk of that record sounded just like a 912's gearbox on a good day" said Ian "And you blokes (why are there no blokettes here?) aren't talking RAA politics are you?"

 

"I am" said Tubbo in his pink tutu and polished helmet "And I'm gunna .....

 

 

Posted
...... Ian Baker (not that there is anything wrong with that).

"The whirl and thunk of that record sounded just like a 912's gearbox on a good day" said Ian "And you blokes (why are there no blokettes here?) aren't talking RAA politics are you?"

 

"I am" said Tubbo in his pink tutu and polished helmet "And I'm gunna .....

....put six eppeelets on each shoulder just to show you how important I am"

 

"Oooooh, I wish he was a Nu Zullander" cood Mavis "Cos then he would have said six like.........

 

 

Posted
....put six eppeelets on each shoulder just to show you how important I am"

"Oooooh, I wish he was a Nu Zullander" cood Mavis "Cos then he would have said six like.........

...... Helen Clark does."

 

"Now there's a turn-on" said Turdbo "That woman really gets me ..............

 

 

Posted

...thinkin' like I'm 16 again." gleam.gif.3df016ffdcb5e9bc904dd0e80ec92489.gif

 

For it was a little known fact that 'Turbo' was just a pseudonym that he had assumed after moving from New Zuland as a young lad, where he was known as The Taupo Planter, a Lothario :slap:of legend, but hastily deported owing to a liaison with the local member's daughter.

 

"Not my fault" protested Taups indignantly. "She told me.....

 

 

Posted
...thinkin' like I'm 16 again." gleam.gif.3df016ffdcb5e9bc904dd0e80ec92489.gif

For it was a little known fact that 'Turbo' was just a pseudonym that he had assumed after moving from New Zuland as a young lad, where he was known as The Taupo Planter, a Lothario :slap:of legend, but hastily deported owing to a liaison with the local member's daughter.

 

"Not my fault" protested Taups indignantly. "She told me.....

... she wuz my suster, cuz."

 

"Is thut legal over there too?" asked the Fakir.

 

"Yes Bro ...................................................... and with hum too" Turdbo replied "Thut only leaves the pussums aaand .......

 

 

Posted
... she wuz my suster, cuz."

"Is thut legal over there too?" asked the Fakir.

 

"Yes Bro ...................................................... and with hum too" Turdbo replied "Thut only leaves the pussums aaand .......

Posted

The chuckins....

 

Sent from Turbo's iPhone where the keys are 1/5 of the finger and the screen is toenail size.

 

Editors note: The Fakir had a sceaming event, spat his dummy in the dirt and decided to camp with mutton bird catchers but sends his love

 

 

Posted
The chuckins....

Sent from Turbo's iPhone where the keys are 1/5 of the finger and the screen is toenail size.

 

Editors note: The Fakir had a sceaming event, spat his dummy in the dirt and decided to camp with mutton bird catchers but sends his love

WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

 

What a cunning person this Turbo character is....066_naughty.gif.b89c2da7d619f57a774d625ba24a42f0.gif

 

we must be careful here before responding to this obviously tempting trap

 

We need to analyse the message

 

1. 'screaming event' - was this a full blown hissy fit that would do any child credit?086_gaah.gif.bd4f7be6e18bc8fde14d9d10614ceb18.gif

 

2. 'camp' - afew years ago, this was used to describe someone who was batting for the other team eg as camp as a row of boy scout tents

 

3. if the 'mutton bird catchers' are male, are they in danger of being 'camped'?

 

4. who does he 'send his love' to?

 

5. who is this 'Fakir' and what is his involvement with Nu Zulland possums??

 

I believe that Ahroxoff should lead a delegation to Nu Zulland (apparently he can speek the language) to get answers to the many unanswered questions that are being bandied about

 

This is a matter of grave national concern and has Joolyas attention (not that there is anything wrong with that)

 

Maybe we should get Nobu, the Japanese version of James Bond, on the case.

 

 

Posted
... cough to clear his throat of mutton bird feathers? blink.gif.f1ea649b5c5807cc7028f9cd8cfae8c0.gif

"Ah burshee!" protested Nobu.ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif "I Brond, Nobu Brond and truth is ...

....I can't shoot for nuts, aim Zero for Carrier, hit sea, have to swim all way to Wagga. Fast part of trip very hard......."

 

 

Posted
....I can't shoot for nuts, aim Zero for Carrier, hit sea, have to swim all way to Wagga. Fast part of trip very hard......."

..... as the Callier was one of ours and the Empelor was pletty clanky (he was rivid) , until I exprained that ......

 

 

Posted
... they all rook the bruddy same to me.

....... but I must confess that I did wonder why the Arries had a Lising Sun painted on the side of their Airclaft Callier, just before I hit the water. I thought it may have been because .................

 

 

Posted

"..it wah a cunning pran to trick us into randing before last light." ranting.gif.6c332364da3690fa13f50b6bed7f78a8.gif

 

The sound of Nobu cussing 088_censored.gif.03b4fab6f26a58d5cdf75ba85c450225.gif was drowned out by the frenzied staccato of 2,350 keyboards typing.gif.8782b95b78baf38bfa903e1de539da1d.gif searching to find what time it was when the flagship carrier was sunk.

 

"Oi!" protested a voice from the back stalls. "That's not the way it went down at all! It was......"

 

 

Posted
"..it wah a cunning pran to trick us into randing before last light." ranting.gif.6c332364da3690fa13f50b6bed7f78a8.gif

The sound of Nobu cussing 088_censored.gif.03b4fab6f26a58d5cdf75ba85c450225.gif was drowned out by the frenzied staccato of 2,350 keyboards typing.gif.8782b95b78baf38bfa903e1de539da1d.gif searching to find what time it was when the flagship carrier was sunk.

 

"Oi!" protested a voice from the back stalls. "That's not the way it went down at all! It was......"

...... a human factors plocedulal plobrem, as nobody thought rast right to be too important when they had "Get Home Itis" and brindry frew on into the ....

 

 

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