turboplanner Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 ...... the outboard screamed like a 582 bluehead on heat, then the gearbox thumped like a 912 always does, the prop dug in like a Kiwi in a Bondi food court, and chips flew off the prop like they do on a Queenslander's shoulder at State-of-Origin time. But fear not, dear readers, as El Ratsack was skillfill, brave, resourceful, and held his nerve, although he was very wet (his tiny paws were wrinkled) and his bum was still bleeding, yet he still raised himself up to his full height and said to Nanna "Show us your ..................... "....headlights". And she did allowing LuckyRat to see where the precipice was and escape from the enormous drop. As he relaxed and cracked a stubby with EIIR stamped on it, AHCanDoIt the Moderate Moderator crept up and nutted him....or would have, but you know what had gone you know where, and all he got was a snarl and a flash of gold. Angry the Rat.....
Captain Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 "....headlights". And she did allowing LuckyRat to see where the precipice was and escape from the enormous drop. As he relaxed and cracked a stubby with EIIR stamped on it, AHCanDoIt the Moderate Moderator crept up and nutted him....or would have, but you know what had gone you know where, and all he got was a snarl and a flash of gold. Angry the Rat..... "Angry the Rat is" said Yoda, the young student of El Ratdroppings. "I know." was his reply "And moderate the Goldylox has become, gravity-effected the Nanna's are, bullish the Bill is, Queen-slanderish the Tomo is, missing the Brine has become, and in need of a good-one the Rat is." he added. "Hurro" said Nobu "A conflession to make I have." he added "The Taupo capturing soldier I am, and the Mauri Plincess defrowerer I was." "G'day Dud" said Bull, who had seen the ..................
turboplanner Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 "Angry the Rat is" said Yoda, the young student of El Ratdroppings. "I know." was his reply "And moderate the Goldylox has become, gravity-effected the Nanna's are, bullish the Bill is, Queen-slanderish the Tomo is, missing the Brine has become, and in need of a good-one the Rat is." he added. "Hurro" said Nobu "A conflession to make I have." he added "The Taupo capturing soldier I am, and the Mauri Plincess defrowerer I was." "G'day Dud" said Bull, who had seen the .................. .......subtle change in grammar and felt right at home "You my father is?".....
Captain Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 .......subtle change in grammar and felt right at home "You my father is?"..... "I your father am, too right" leplied Nobu who was very ploud of Bull and wanted the army him to join he did "Just as soon as the war over is." Now, dear reader, you might have expucted Bull from Bone to step up to the plate here and explain to his old dud that the war hud been over for 75 years, but they still hadn't caught up with that in Bone so Bull said "Wull I gus I'll just have to hide you for a wee while Dud, so we'll do an Anne Frunk and you can luv in the aatick un my Batch down by the ruver, where we'll luv on crocks und eat ..........
turboplanner Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 "I your father am, too right" leplied Nobu who was very ploud of Bull and wanted the army him to join he did "Just as soon as the war over is." Now, dear reader, you might have expucted Bull from Bone to step up to the plate here and explain to his old dud that the war hud been over for 75 years, but they still hadn't caught up with that in Bone so Bull said "Wull I gus I'll just have to hide you for a wee while Dud, so we'll do an Anne Frunk and you can luv in the aatick un my Batch down by the ruver, where we'll luv on crocks und eat .......... Possum meat from the new Turbs-P-Diner franchise down by the beach where the promise is made "No possum piece more than 5 days old!"
bull Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 as he ripped the moderator to shreds .Now the rat was on the run as well sreaming Turbo can i borrow your yellow corvette and fish net stocking?...
bull Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 I have to go under the radar for a while, i,ll go to south Australia ,he said down there i,ll sit with my sister and drink moonshine and pull out the banjo,s again....
Captain Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 I have to go under the radar for a while, i,ll go to south Australia ,he said down there i,ll sit with my sister and drink moonshine and pull out the banjo,s again.... ....... "But my sister never let me put the banjo's "in"" he replied in both explanation and protest, "Because she preferred ...........
turboplanner Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 ....... "But my sister never let me put the banjo's "in"" he replied in both explanation and protest, "Because she preferred ........... "independent means, and in South Australia they never do THAT.........."
Captain Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 "independent means, and in South Australia they never do THAT.........." ..... unless wearing a cravat with a safari suit, long socks and a .....
turboplanner Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 ..... unless wearing a cravat with a safari suit, long socks and a ..... Bible under the left arm........or they went to PAC......
Bryon Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Bible under the left arm........or they went to PAC...... ....Premier Agricultural College of Waikerie where the closest they got to religion was when Mavis (she moved around a lot) would shout "Ohhh God" whilst in the middle of.......
turboplanner Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 .......Unley Road in a Volkswagen before.........
Captain Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 .......Unley Road in a Volkswagen before......... ...... the right turn into South Terrace. "I'll never forget that one" said Mavis "As a crowd of 2,500 had gathered by the time we had finished. They all cheered the same as they did when "The Don" hit Larwood out of the Adelaide Oval, and for a while there I thought that I had found the ball when I put my hand down and felt .......
turboplanner Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 ...... the right turn into South Terrace. "I'll never forget that one" said Mavis "As a crowd of 2,500 had gathered by the time we had finished. They all cheered the same as they did when "The Don" hit Larwood out of the Adelaide Oval, and for a while there I thought that I had found the ball when I put my hand down and felt ....... "a knotty problem, but...."
Captain Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 "a knotty problem, but...." "Alan Knott had nothing to do with this, ........ that time" responded Mavis with embarrassment "Alan was on West Terrace just after .....
turboplanner Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 "Alan Knott had nothing to do with this, ........ that time" responded Mavis with embarrassment "Alan was on West Terrace just after ..... "a huge steak (and they ARE huge) dinner at the Original Barbeque Inn, in Hindley St, the best steak joint in the world when he......" Turbo apologises NES readers that he has been delegated to go out and get the dog food, and is about to check himself in on facebook (a habit he picked up from djpacro, who spends his entire life at restaraunts) to "Doggies Nuts"
Captain Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Turbo apologises NES readers that he has been delegated to go out and get the dog food, and is about to check himself in on facebook (a habit he picked up from djpacro, who spends his entire life at restaraunts) to "Doggies Nuts" ....... which stick out like .........................
turboplanner Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 ....... which stick out like ......................... "....the Big W logo, and...."
Captain Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 "....the Big W logo, and...." ....... a chain that had not yet opened in Bone, but the shape of which Nanna recognised from past liaisons, however when it was turned upside down looked a lot like the logo for .....
turboplanner Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 ....... a chain that had not yet opened in Bone, but the shape of which Nanna recognised from past liaisons, however when it was turned upside down looked a lot like the logo for ..... .....a mystery product which Turbo's limited intelligence was unable to decipher and bull from Bone certainly wasn't visiting. In fact poor old bull was starting to lag behind, and they thought this could be because he was working on his aircraft (aviation term Planey) of many parts.......
Captain Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 .....a mystery product which Turbo's limited intelligence was unable to decipher and bull from Bone certainly wasn't visiting. In fact poor old bull was starting to lag behind, and they thought this could be because he was working on his aircraft (aviation term Planey) of many parts....... ...... "What's thus bit for?" bull asked as he held up a couple of keys and a round thing in a sealed packet marked "Nition Switch". "I'm not planning on carrying munitions (except that dynamite that we FNQ'ers use to go fishing)." "Buggered if I know" said GoldyLox (who was still trying to dodge having a coffee with the Rodent in WW) "And what are those silver things with the grooves in them and the squiggly edges? Hey, they are all the same. What's that all about? I suggest that you place that question on notice and on Wikipedia, where some nuff-nuff is sure to tell you it's a ......
turboplanner Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 .......Chick Magnet" "I had one of those" said Foxhunter who was currently raging at the obscene profits being made by Alan Joyce and other multi-BILLIONAIRES "Over the years.........I have had quite a few birdstrikes myself. I believe the majority of birdstrikes (above a sparrow - referring to a liaison with Edith Piaf in Paris one summer) would bring a U/L (Up to the grog Limit club member) down if it hit any critical area" the Hunter said. "Why one afternoon on the scheduled flight to New Guinea, I saw shooting towards me a double breasted........................" [Turbo helpfully points out that when he was in WW and suggested a coffee with Goldy along with a bottle of Rat's private stock and as many minties as he could eat, he was around in less than 30 seconds. The reluctance could be due to a hard night kicking drunks off the Threads, moderating the moderators, and ordering his gold epaulets]
Captain Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 "Why one afternoon on the scheduled flight to New Guinea, I saw shooting towards me a double breasted........................" .... suit." "Someone must have stuffed it down a Surface-to-Air thingy and fired it at ya" commented Brine "I wonder who that could have been?" "It was .............
turboplanner Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 .... suit." "Someone must have stuffed it down a Surface-to-Air thingy and fired it at ya" commented Brine "I wonder who that could have been?" "It was ............. "Dazza" said Foxhunter, "he was always hiring them when we went.............."
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