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... is very important to CofG calculations, because .............

....if you don't wait to do the calculation, you can be off the ground, then tail down, then stuffed, then belly up, but...

 

 

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....if you don't wait to do the calculation, you can be off the ground, then tail down, then stuffed, then belly up, but...

.... weight, there is more, due to ....

 

 

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.... weight, there is more, due to ....

....grammes. In the old days, if you needed them you could actually hand make them in a machine where you cranked a handle. It was called a gramophone, and many...

 

 

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....grammes. In the old days, if you needed them you could actually hand make them in a machine where you cranked a handle. It was called a gramophone, and many...

..... were manufactured while people watched the pods of grampus swim past, as one little tacker said "Is that correct grammar, Grampa?"

 

Grampa was eating his gramma, which he preferred in a soup, and said "It is, if it has a stiff ...............

 

 

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..... were manufactured while people watched the pods of grampus swim past, as one little tacker said "Is that correct grammar, Grampa?"

Grampa was eating his gramma, which he preferred in a soup, and said "It is, if it has a stiff ...............

"P, but never after T".

 

 

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"P, but never after T".

....and Nana (in her other guise as grammar (grandma (childish spelling)) told the goldtoof one (flashasaratwiffagoldtoof) said 'Dont eat wiff you mouf full son........

 

 

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....and Nana (in her other guise as grammar (grandma (childish spelling)) told the goldtoof one (flashasaratwiffagoldtoof) said 'Dont eat wiff you mouf full son........

.....and the son said "fffffffffffffffff..................."

 

 

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.....and the son said "fffffffffffffffff..................."

'....fffffffffffor heavens sssssssssake nnnnnnnnana, gggggggive me a bbbbbbbreak, I have oooooooonly just llllllearned tttttttooooooo........

 

 

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'....fffffffffffor heavens sssssssssake nnnnnnnnana, gggggggive me a bbbbbbbreak, I have oooooooonly just llllllearned tttttttooooooo........

..........neatly create a diversion and....

 

 

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..........neatly create a diversion and....

.... always carry enough fuel to get there, with a spare .............

 

 

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.... always carry enough fuel to get there, with a spare .............

....through bolt, so you can step out on the wheel and rebolt in flight.........every 45 minutes, but not.....

 

 

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every 45 minutes, but not.....

....while in cloud, or you could lose your.....

 

 

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....while in cloud, or you could lose your.....

....false teeth due to chatter, and not only this, but....

 

 

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....false teeth due to chatter, and not only this, but....

.... just like non-planned Alternates do, they could fall down the seat and bite you on the .......

 

 

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left fuel tap."I remember the time my teeth went missing,"pope.gif.a0ee153f3a9c0283b6cacaf154799f67.gif said........

........the Man In The Gold Epaulettes. "It was just before the last meeting, and I was trying to think where they were when......"

 

 

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left fuel tap."I remember the time my teeth went missing,"pope.gif.a0ee153f3a9c0283b6cacaf154799f67.gif said........

........the Man In The Gold Epaulettes. "It was just before the last meeting, and I was trying to think where they were when......"

 

For any Catholics out there, Loxie seems to be implying that the Pope has no teeth, and that may well be the case before Father Bob's finished with him.

 

 

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left fuel tap."I remember the time my teeth went missing,"pope.gif.a0ee153f3a9c0283b6cacaf154799f67.gif said........

........the Man In The Gold Epaulettes. "It was just before the last meeting, and I was trying to think where they were when......"

 

For any Catholics out there, Loxie seems to be implying that the Pope has no teeth, and that may well be the case before Father Bob's finished with him.

 

 

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..some brusk furball tried to give me a membership card enema...." 042_hide.gif.43f95e81b6c511aff0be550a83473031.gif

 

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You mean it's not Pope Ratus as he was telling the young shiela at the oyster bar last Friday??? blink.gif.f1ea649b5c5807cc7028f9cd8cfae8c0.gif

 

P. S. you've got a stutter......

 

 

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..some brusk furball tried to give me a membership card enema...." 042_hide.gif.43f95e81b6c511aff0be550a83473031.gif

......and produced a technicolour result. But, ..............

 

 

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But....

the furball was not mollified, and after he reads the supposed 20 page mindblower infill, he's likely to be even more unmollified, and even...............

 

 

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...driven to put the slain tree to more practical use. hurry_up.gif.c95c94e3493e8a31c43504459cf407e1.gif------------

 

(Finally got to use that smiley....hehehe)

But we digress, Loxie the Smiley King was about to speak. As he rose to his feet..........

 

 

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