Captain Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 "Fight fair yer bastard" said.. Said Ian, who takes his responsibilities on these Forums very seriously. "You guys should lighten up" was the corus from the cheap seats. "This all looks a bit like pprune" said the goodyeardangler. "Don't talk to me about pprunes" said the lion "You should see my cashews after BigLes latched onto them .......... and I have to comment here that I believe that he kept his teeth clenched a bit longer than would be considered appropriate in refined company" he added. "If I'd have had my hands free, I would have skunt them .... just like them thar rabbits" said Worthy, using an american accent to disguise his RMW shirt and knife. "Can I have a bite too?" said .........................
hihosland Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 BigLes used the only weapon he had and snapped his teeth shut over the scrotum of the lion. The lion let out a scream and a whine like a Retax at full throttle, and from the crowd came a loud voice "Fight fair yer bastard" said..the Riverland Lass "go find your own tactics that's my patent play"
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 "One at a time" said the Avalon controller who had been listening in (or I think it's out in in language). Mind your own business said Riverland lass who wasn't familiar with CASA procedures. "Show me your ASIC Card" came the minous voice of the Tower Controller. "Show me yours first" said Riverland Lass "I'm in Aldinga anyway"..
BigPete Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 IDon'tBelieveItSomebodyPinchMePete is absolutley gob smacked at the amount of free flowing input :thumb_up: by the new kids in town. Unfortunately quantity never makes up for quality. :yuk: I mean, c'mon guys, thumb_down where's the emoticons Ya gotta use them. Ian paid zillions to get them. Go back and look at the earlier posts that have them. :confused: They add pizzaz ;) (I've always wanted to use pizzaz in a sentance) and colour, vitality (without the viagra) and style. :big_grin: FamilyGuyPete :heart: is off to Melbourne to do the family gathering Xmas thing.:thumb_up: If I can drag myself away :ah_oh: from all the drink and goodies, :pig: I'll check in on you lot - and you had better have been using you know what. :star: regards and merry xmas to all. regards :big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 ;););) ;) ;);) :heart::heart: :heart: :heart: :heart::heart: If you can't read morse code, try english
Captain Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 :pig: I'll check in on you lot - and you had better have been using you know what. :star: ":raise_eyebrow: :clown: i_dunno" you, EmoticonPete. As it looks like you aren't in charge here any more. The new breed have superceded us both. There were about 80 posts over 40 minutes last night. That's even better than your efforts with the Riverland Lass. But Compliments of the Season to you and thanks for the entertainment here during the year. Le Crappee
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Look, we'll give you old guys more time to think up something - OK?
Captain Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Look, we'll give you old guys more time to think up something - OK? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..........................................
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 "Wake Up! Wake Up!" Slarti said to Chaplain - "I need more power for this Cheetah - do you have any more rubber bands?"
Captain Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 do you have any more rubber bands?" "I have a CD of the Oakridge Boys, if that will do" said BigLes
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Chaplain looked at BigLes, who is turning out to be a real enigma with super powers "What music DO you like", he said "next you'll be offering me Aled Jones" Chaplain looked at the two sheeter jocks, and as diplomatically as he could said "Guys, I think you are getting too big for model planes now". Slarti's head jerked up and he said...
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 "Keep it clean!" said BigLes "We have a reputation to maintain!", but no one believed him because they all saw he was making a..
Captain Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Slarti's head jerked up and he said... It looks like it really is connected to my eyelids, like the old joke says. So when I wink, I .................................
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 fall on my face" he said looking at BigLes, who wasn't helping him with any inspiration at all. "I'm in Cairns" said Riverlass, who really was over Hoxton Park looking for a grader..
BLA82 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Meanwhile Slarti lands his cheetah in the middle of the Highway and gets out. With all the new gadgets Biggles has installed for him he has short circuited the system reversing the guages:hittinghead:. Slarti thought he was going at Mach 1 with a full tank:helmet: but really it wasn't an overspeed buzzer it was the stall warning and the tanks were dry. Biggles feeling bad, landed beside him and attatched a tow rope to Slarti's nosewheel "I will tow you back" Slarti gasped NO!!!!! I just replaced that nosewheel:crying:. Biggles said "I'm from the bush, I know what to do". With a fistfull of throttle and a cloud of smoke they were off, 100,200,300 400ft and then.....
turboplanner Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Starti marvelled at the gentle touch of Big2$ as the Ipod boosted machine roared into the sky. He wasn't prepared for the swerve to the left though, and they almost collided. Looking again he saw the problem was only that Big2$ was in map reading sequence, the only problem being that the map was of the whole of Australia and he was shuffling paper to get to the right hand side of it. suddenly his prop started to windmill, apparently as the blackbird's nest had fallen out and he flicked the switches, smirking at his ingenuity in fitting a glider release during the rebuild, and floated away with a salute to Big 2$. It was just as well because Big2$ had just realised there was no step to allow him to get out and add the extra 20 litres of fuel from his jerry can in the rear luggage compartment, so with magnificent presence of mind he set up for the glide. At this point he was fast running out of ideas on where this story was going when he saw a small country airstrip and a lot of flashing lights...
BLA82 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 He landed and a shadow emerged from a hangar holding a shotgun, it was the famous captain. Up untill now he was just a myth but in the flesh he was an impressive military type gentlemen. Spitting out his chewing tobacco he said.....
Guest palexxxx Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 "Well punk, are you feeling lucky? Now tell me. What's this method of navigation you're using? Go ahead, Make my day"
BLA82 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Well Mr captain It is classified I could tell you but I would have to kill you. Captain had a chuckle and said......
ahlocks Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 ... Captain had a chuckle and said...... Arrhh! I'm a bloody pirate! Advast you lot! If you're going to hang pooh, you've got to do your research. With his customary whizz, twirl, thump, clomp, El Carpee departed to to inspect the rigging of the yard arm for a pending engagment with the neck of .......
turboplanner Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Planey, but the former club mate of Captain was too smart. "Shoot me instead" said Captain. Planey, the former champion of the north Grong Grong clay pigeon club fell for it and cried "Pull!" In an instant planey flicked his bright white ASIC Card in the air. Before he could stop himself Captain blew it to pieces. "I'll have to hang you again for destroying Government property", he said. "I've been appointed the Grong Grong ASIC Card Inspector, and we can't tolerate that" "You pulled the trigger" replied Planey "I think you've turned into a terrorist" said Captain "You've got the gun" said Planey taking the opportunity to sprint round the end of the 20 metre long security fence, straingt into the arms of..
BLA82 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Caroline, She has been hiding in the shadows spying on Biggles, he had recently flown to Sheperton to ask her hand in mariage and she nearly said yes but when he walked her to his Cheetah for a bit of ??????? she noticed on the front seat a .....
turboplanner Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 hair drier. Big2$ was now a bankable star and needed to keep up appearances, or that's what he told people. Really he'd been hanging it out the window because it had more thrust than the Retrex. "Come here Carolyn" he said ":ah_oh: :thumb_up:" said Carolyn (I looked on facebook) I'm busy talking to ..
Bigglesworth Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 a telephone pole, all your stories are driving me crazy...... Meanwhile Biggles who was just about to use the great equaliser on the To-be-plainer, realises that there is no danger since has obviously hasn't visited Stalk-book, or MySpace either........ Toby-the-planner never realises how close he came to being offered a fly in a certain poison-green machine with a reputation............at least he wouldn't have had to worry about the landing:faint: Meanwhile Be-worth-les has been busy flying around in circles above a certain riverina airport wondering how he can break the news to someone about how they got to being famous in a made up world.:hittinghead: In the end he decides to keep circling until something interesting happens. 3 days later he's still there....... but had to change his decision when.....
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