bull Posted January 3, 2012 Posted January 3, 2012 [not that theres anything wrong with blue oysters]its the green ones you have to be carefull of.......................
Captain Posted January 3, 2012 Posted January 3, 2012 [not that theres anything wrong with blue oysters]its the green ones you have to be carefull of....................... ... however that is nothing, when compared to what can be seen in the back of the Locky's van and on the floor in the passenger's side of his SS .... which all goes to prove that he really is a ...............
turboplanner Posted January 3, 2012 Posted January 3, 2012 ... however that is nothing, when compared to what can be seen in the back of the Locky's van and on the floor in the passenger's side of his SS .... which all goes to prove that he really is a ............... .......lock fetish. He used to be called "Chainman" in school because of the lengths of chrome plated chain he used as a necklace and bracelets, and even before that when he was in shorts he had cute little chainmesh socks, but as he grew up the collection grew and that's why today he needs extra springs in the van, and has a Masters Degree in Bondage from Bond University, and......
Captain Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 .......lock fetish. He used to be called "Chainman" in school because of the lengths of chrome plated chain he used as a necklace and bracelets, and even before that when he was in shorts he had cute little chainmesh socks, but as he grew up the collection grew and that's why today he needs extra springs in the van, and has a Masters Degree in Bondage from Bond University, and...... ..... TurdBro was closer to the mark than he realised, because El Ratsack has seen GoldyLox degree from Bond U hanging on his wall (with a miniature version on the dash of the SportSzar beside the CO monitor), and he can also advise that Loxly is pretty old, so BondAge is hereby confirmed. And my sister from NZ has seen him in the flesh and also definitely states that he is "fetish", being about 10 kgs overweight. In fact he has a tatoo high up on his inner thigh that says ".....
turboplanner Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 ..... TurdBro was closer to the mark than he realised, because El Ratsack has seen GoldyLox degree from Bond U hanging on his wall (with a miniature version on the dash of the SportSzar beside the CO monitor), and he can also advise that Loxly is pretty old, so BondAge is hereby confirmed. And my sister from NZ has seen him in the flesh and also definitely states that he is "fetish", being about 10 kgs overweight. In fact he has a tatoo high up on his inner thigh that says "..... "......Warning, if you can't see my face, I can't see you!"
Captain Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 .......... so the Golden Toothed Rodent didn't know what to do, as AhRoxoff and Turdy both arrived (with their posts) at the same time. Should the Rodent reply, or allow them both to have a smoke and a little sleep? And Ratatouille just knew that he would get in deep trouble with the Moderatti with everything that he tried to compose in reply ....... so deceided to let them sleep and .................
turboplanner Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 ...give him more time to reply [no reference to moderati intended, but I can't help what you're thinking].....
bull Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 But apon reflection El Ratsack decided to...................
turboplanner Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 But apon reflection El Ratsack decided to................... .....pick up on Clever bull's post, and go for the padlocks, and quickly had loxie locked in the locker with his........................
Bryon Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 [quote="Captain, post: 196247, member: 51 And my sister from NZ has seen him in the flesh and also definitely states that he is "fetish", being about 10 kgs overweight.. he he , very clever Rats, I like it.....
bull Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 Just then,a jingling noise was heard ,as it got louder and louder ,the rat scurried under the house turbro was hideing behind his f16, and loxie [Well he was just being loxie]started grinning and clapping his hands together......................
turboplanner Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 Just then,a jingling noise was heard ,as it got louder and louder ,the rat scurried under the house turbro was hideing behind his f16, and loxie [Well he was just being loxie]started grinning and clapping his hands together...................... ........it was a locksmith. "Hey Smithy!", he yelled...............
bull Posted January 4, 2012 Posted January 4, 2012 as the locksmith approached [aviation term ]she started looking like his wife ,Oh NO he cried i,ll even clean out the ss he said to her, [in a soft coooing way ] just get me out of theses locks before the rat comes back out please..........................
Bryon Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 as the locksmith approached [aviation term ]she started looking like his wife ,Oh NO he cried i,ll even clean out the ss he said to her, [in a soft coooing way ] just get me out of theses locks before the rat comes back out please.......................... ........cos last time, Elratto was a bit hungry and wanted something to nibble on" "Tell him Nobby is over there" said Nana "Oooooh, he must be nuts" intoned Mavis "I dont care if he is two sheep short in the top paddock" yelled Loxie "Just get me out of here, I am needed down at the BOB to deliver the................
turboplanner Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 ........cos last time, Elratto was a bit hungry and wanted something to nibble on""Tell him Nobby is over there" said Nana "Oooooh, he must be nuts" intoned Mavis "I dont care if he is two sheep short in the top paddock" yelled Loxie "Just get me out of here, I am needed down at the BOB to deliver the................ ....canapes.
bull Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 Well now,remember that night at the pub ,with the topless barmaid ....................let alone friday night at the blue oyster ......and you want me to......... .
turboplanner Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 Well now,remember that night at the pub ,with the topless barmaid ....................let alone friday night at the blue oyster ......and you want me to......... . "......be the strip act?" "You'd be better than the topless barmaids in bone" said Ratsisname, "I remember......"
bull Posted January 5, 2012 Posted January 5, 2012 When me and a few mates were picking tomatos in bone, we used to drink ourselves silly .Now there was this pub called the Merinda Hotel ,This place used to go off ,but the females where pretty rough,some of them could pick 200 buckets a day too,but you know after 6 stubbies things start looking better .....................
Bryon Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 When me and a few mates were picking tomatos in bone, we used to drink ourselves silly .Now there was this pub called the Merinda Hotel ,This place used to go off ,but the females where pretty rough,some of them could pick 200 buckets a day too,but you know after 6 stubbies things start looking better ..................... "I have had some of my best nights in those sort of hotels" said Mavis "Where the men are men and the women are........................
turboplanner Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 Too. Nev ......."Neverne to you daggie" said Nev who'd strayed from the TAA Flight Crew Hotel where this sort of thing NEVER happened. "I'm........."
facthunter Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 going back a while for that to be the case," Nev
turboplanner Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 "We dredge everywhere for material, some of it good, some of it putrifying" said.............
facthunter Posted January 6, 2012 Posted January 6, 2012 An organism os doomed when it doesen't have sufficient vitality to preserve itself from putrifaction. This as a valid saying from my early days.. Nev
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