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...except Nissan Patrols breaking down continuously...

 

This, friends is living proof of ESP.

 

Turbo sensed in the air that TMO had lost his Mojo, and, combined with the massive power of the NES beam a few dots and a few dashes (of gin) brought TMO to the centre of Aviation Intelligence of the World, where................

 

 

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the-now-totally-confused-fugitives-jumped-into-a-jab-and-took-off.....................AFTER-them-cried-the--Major-major.....................Dont-worry-said-nana.....I..............

 

 

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Ahmed-what-shall-we-do-brother,,,,cried-Ahrat-,,as-he-scurried-around-in-the-back-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hey-look-what-i-found-in-here-its-a.......................................................gleam.gif.3df016ffdcb5e9bc904dd0e80ec92489.gifpull_hair.gif.0ca6161b13d2f491487a9ca792bf39c1.giftaz.gif.9e51702eabf28d812412c3603b271eed.gif

 

 

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Which-young-Thomas-knows---you-shoudn,t-scratch-them-when-your-in-.........................

 

 

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"So what" retorted Nana, a lot of them are pretty cracked anyway, not that that helps much in case of Akmed the Aviator, who flew with loose nuts, much to the disappointment of his one-eyed came who'd really got the hump because.............

 

 

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"So what" retorted Nana, a lot of them are pretty cracked anyway, not that that helps much in case of Akmed the Aviator, who flew with loose nuts, much to the disappointment of his one-eyed came who'd really got the hump because.............

.....Nanna's young pussy (see Post 6572) was getting all the attention from turbz, ahroxoff and Nobu

 

"Its not fair" wailed Mavis "My pussy is younger than hers and the only one that is interested in mine is..........

 

 

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.....Nanna's young pussy (see Post 6572) was getting all the attention from turbz, ahroxoff and Nobu"Its not fair" wailed Mavis "My pussy is younger than hers and the only one that is interested in mine is..........

...... is a Rattus Norvegicus, and it just isn't natural to let that thing near a feline as young as mine."

 

"El Rattus Norvegicus, (who Robin of Loxley-Smith had promised a ride to in his Szara ...... not that there is anything wrong with that) drew itself up to its full size, while the young feline went ..................

 

 

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...... is a Rattus Norvegicus, and it just isn't natural to let that thing near a feline as young as mine."

"El Rattus Norvegicus, (who Robin of Loxley-Smith had promised a ride to in his Szara ...... not that there is anything wrong with that) drew itself up to its full size, while the young feline went ..................

....looking for Sushi Kimono, the notorious offsider of Nobu the nipponese from Cowla who was rumoured to have a very rare NNP (Nipponese Naked Pussy) and was willing to share the secret of how to get one.

 

Ahroxoff, Turbz and now Elrattus had heard of the fabled NNP and had always wanted to see one. This was their chance

 

Elrattus led the way (Turbz and Ahroxoff were prepared to sacrifice him if need be) towards the ...........

 

 

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onto say "so gimme more details about this full-size. You RAA blokes don't seem to measure up to those GA guys because I get the feeling in hand, the weights don't measure up to

 

 

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But "Shhhhhhhhhhhh I promise not to tell yer misses"

"You can tell the misses, but just don't tell the missus" said Brine who was busy practising forced landings.

 

"All switches up and wait" he said, "or was that all switches down and hope"

 

 

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"You can tell the misses, but just don't tell the missus" said Brine who was busy practising forced landings."All switches up and wait" he said, "or was that all switches down and hope"

But Salty was an independent type and often, during his pre-flights, & while praticing mundane stuff like forced landings, he could be heard muttering to himself "No Ops Manual is going to tell ME what to do".

 

And as he set his GPS or played Sidoku on his mobile phone, when it beeped at him he would say "No computer is going to tell ME what to do".

 

So when he finally did have an EFATO (which the Rodent has always thought to be a sexist and somewhat pornographic term) he said "No force of gravity is going to tell ME what to do".

 

While his better half was heard to say "Oh yes ..... sure ..... it finally happens when I'm not around, and you eventually crack one up in the air while I couldn't make use of it."

 

To which Saline replied "At the time I was looking at the centre-fold in the Rotax catalogue, but no double page photo is going to ...................

 

 

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.........going to tell ME what to do", so he casually closed the magazine on the very well written article on "when your gearbox cracks up, or when that exhaust crack can be left for another hour", casually looked around, casually moved the stick ever so slightly, and greased the 170 on to the newly completed Peninsula Link.........and then he woke up and....

 

 

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.........going to tell ME what to do", so he casually closed the magazine on the very well written article on "when your gearbox cracks up, or when that exhaust crack can be left for another hour", casually looked around, casually moved the stick ever so slightly, and greased the 170 on to the newly completed Peninsula Link.........and then he woke up and....

..... looked down, his hand was ................

 

 

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...where it usually is when he usually tells his unusually exciting stories about the usual subjects, except that on this occasion..........

 

[Turbo has noted a dramatic elevation in the aircraft flown by the Rat - almost up to the level of the boasts by another smaller rodent on another forum who boasts about being a CPL, doing Charter and flying aircraft way beyond the remote limits of his capabilities]

 

 

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...where it usually is when he usually tells his unusually exciting stories about the usual subjects, except that on this occasion..........

[Turbo has noted a dramatic elevation in the aircraft flown by the Rat - almost up to the level of the boasts by another smaller rodent on another forum who boasts about being a CPL, doing Charter and flying aircraft way beyond the remote limits of his capabilities]

...... the EFATO was bigger than usual (it was a rager ......... resulting from cracking a thru-bolt on the Axe's muffler) his head temp was well above normal and his hand was ............

 

[The TurpsDrinker was very observant, and as the Rodent with the Sparkler had spent enough with Qantas over the past 3 years to buy the new D8 400 on the Sydney - Wagga route, the big Q had named it "Spirit of Ratus Ratus" in his honour ...... and El Ratpoo also almost owns one of the Cathay planes on the Sydney - Honkers - Beijing route too]

 

 

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......cocked spaniel...

"Why peeek on meeee?" asked Jose the cocked Spaniard "As I joost fly (aviation reference) a ....................

 

 

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".......Mi casa su casa mi chacho" interrupted the bitch, who always interrupted and was clearly on..........

 

 

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".......Mi casa su casa mi chacho" interrupted the bitch, who always interrupted and was clearly on..........

....... a thpansh thpeed reading courth."

 

"Thtuff casa" thaid thomeone who felt that catha were trying to take over the RAA again by thtealth "Me casa, you catha, everyone ith bloody catha, acthept perhapth ................

 

 

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