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......whereupon thet parted, exposing the mechanicals, and a Kenworth 908 driver pulling a 4 trailer roadtrain coughed, spluttered, and aimed for the cleavage of the...............

...... nearest available S at the B&S, as all males have been conditioned to do since we were weaned.

 

However, that said, when a 908 meets a 44DD there is sure to be a ...............

 

 

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...... nearest available S at the B&S, as all males have been conditioned to do since we were weaned.

However, that said, when a 908 meets a 44DD there is sure to be a ...............

.....bounce, bounce bounce which is what happened to Turbo on the drive into town on the roads maintained (or ignored) by the Shire Council of West Wyalong, New South Wales.

 

It was late afternoon and Turbo decided to have an early dinner then get out of there fast.

 

In one of the many silly mistakes he has been guilty of over the years he settled his bony carcass on the rock hard deal chairs of the Fuk Mi restaurant in Main Street.

 

The decor consisted of plastic table cloths and polished wooden floor which creaked every time Madam Mi walked back and forth, which was often, considering the number of locals who wisely ordered take aways.

 

Madam Mi: "What, you hef?" (she wasn't one to mince words, and the mouth remained so straight you could put a steel rule on it and get no deviation)

 

Turbo: "I'd like the chicken cutlet please"

 

Madam Mi: "You want clumbed cutrets?"

 

At this point Turbo made a fatal mistake, just through trying to be helpful.

 

"Clumbed cutret, no clumbs" he said

 

Madam Mi: "You want clumbs?"

 

Turbo: "No, No clumbs"

 

Madam Mi, patiently: "Clumbed cutret got clumbs, that why it called clumbed cutret!"

 

Turbo: "I'll have cutrets with no clumbs then thanks"

 

Madam Mi: "If have to take take clumbs off clumbed cutret, then cutret cost more"

 

Turbo (resignedly): "That's fine"

 

Madam Mi: "You want teacoffee?"

 

At this point Turbo......

 

 

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..... "Clumbed cutret, no clumbs" he said

 

Madam Mi: "You want clumbs?"

 

Turbo: "No, No clumbs"

 

Madam Mi, patiently: "Clumbed cutret got clumbs, that why it called clumbed cutret!"

 

Turbo: "I'll have cutrets with no clumbs then thanks"

 

Madam Mi: "If have to take take clumbs off clumbed cutret, then cutret cost more"

 

Turbo (resignedly): "That's fine"

 

Madam Mi: "You want teacoffee?"

 

At this point Turbo......

....... said "Fuk Mi dead", ..............so she did, .................. and that was the start of a beautiful relationship which involved regular (almost daily) flights in a PA28 Jabiru Warrior between Bange it Holme and West Wyalong, until that terrible event of late October '12, when ...............

 

 

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....... said "Fuk Mi dead", ..............so she did, .................. and that was the start of a beautiful relationship which involved regular (almost daily) flights in a PA28 Jabiru Warrior between Bange it Holme and West Wyalong, until that terrible event of late October '12, when ...............

.... after 7 minutes of passion during one of his visits, Madam Mi advised Tubby "We have flesh meat for stir fly tonight, darling."

 

"I ruv stir fly" replied Tubb.

 

"Gleat" replied Madam Mi "Do you want Siamese, Persian or Tabby."

 

Turpsy thought for while and answered "Give me ...............

 

 

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.... after 7 minutes of passion during one of his visits, Madam Mi advised Tubby "We have flesh meat for stir fly tonight, darling."

"I ruv stir fly" replied Tubb.

 

"Gleat" replied Madam Mi "Do you want Siamese, Persian or Tabby."

 

Turpsy thought for while and answered "Give me ...............

"Dont you dare eat a pussy" interupted Nana, "They are such adorable creatures, why, you can pat them, stroke them and they come in all shapes and sizes."

 

"And.." said Mavis, "Some pussies can even be........

 

 

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"Dont you dare eat a pussy" interupted Nana, "They are such adorable creatures, why, you can pat them, stroke them and they come in all shapes and sizes.""And.." said Mavis, "Some pussies can even be........

.... hairless (see photo below), while some can also be very (very ..... and possibly excessively so) friendly (see photo of Nanna's below [subsequently deleted by Moderator and being kept in his locket]). Those latter ones are called ..............

 

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Posted

Which works most of the time, but after years of maturity, Loxie had finally made a grab for Constable Doubtfire........

 

 

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Which works most of the time, but after years of maturity, Loxie had finally made a grab for Constable Doubtfire........

... whose fire he was rekindling (& stoking, no doubt), for the good constable was a fine & substantial woman and the Loxie likes his lasses with some meat on their bones, but when he did a quick weight and balance check on the Czech Szara (in which he intended to take her to new heights) he found that while Czech sheiles (on whom the SS's weight and balance had originally been designed) are often a bit on the substantial side, Constance Doubtfire of the Wagga Constabulary & Expeditionary Force was ................

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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very unlikely to make entry to the mile high club...in fact the 3ft high club was perhaps doable but only if loxy took his........

 

 

Posted
very unlikely to make entry to the mile high club...in fact the 3ft high club was perhaps doable but only if loxy took his........

.... extension ladder out, so that he could ......

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
Posted

doing so, for a loxy,came a very close second to being in the milehigh club...in fact it was so exciting there was a very real risk that............

 

 

Posted
doing so, for a loxy,came a very close second to being in the milehigh club...in fact it was so exciting there was a very real risk that............

..... he might need to say those 4 words that every woman hates to hear about 10 seconds after they get started ................ "Oh ........... sorry about that", which would make her .............

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
Posted

Grab her trucheon and like locksmiths all over do, see if she could insert, turn and see if it would open.....

 

 

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Grab her trucheon and like locksmiths all over do, see if she could insert, turn and see if it would open

-plan the Lockster's nether regions.

 

"That wouldn't be good" commented Robin of Locksley "As my nethers aren't in real good nick now, let alone after a truncheon has been plunged in up to the hilt and then rotated (aviation term) until I ...............

 

 

Posted

....take off.

 

At this point Turbo wishes to point out that on another thread recently where he said readers on this esteemed website take posts seriously, and can pick up bad habits from some irresponsible threads and posts, he was ridiculed, lambasted, abused, criticised, ganged up on, cyber bullied, and disagreed with.

 

So how now offers as proof positive, the example of Andysatoff who came to this thread a purist intellectual, a follower of the sons of Plato, and generally a normal human being, who has been influenced by what can only be termed a gang of one-track minds, namely Rat, Brine, Planecrazy and loxoff.

 

In post #6818 he certainly isn't talking about an elevator lock, trim tab or vertical stabilizer as those of us who are normal would talk, and...

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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<Blush...> Oooh Tubs you say the sweetest things...the only other person who has called me a purist was me mum...and clearly she hadnt been to the Loo after my morning constitutional.....being that part of teh day where you study the RAA constitution until you are forced to....leave or asphyixiate ....... But....back to the Truncheon wielding Constance Doubtfire.

 

The Truncheons she was wielding are those red plastic ones that attach to the end of a torch and ground marshallers use to get the pilots of big aircraft who were bright enough to find the destination airfield after travelling hundreds if not thousands of km's but who still struggle with where they are supposed to go for that last 30M.......when she inserted the said truncheon, it was because the sun didnt shine there and clearly a torch was needed........ Simply really....you reading too much inuendo and ......stuff.....into harmless posts...fortunately AndyShat....we'll he did while studying the constitution.......was indeed still a purist at heart...until the next morning at least......

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
Posted

bored with the self navel gazing.......we wandered back to the story at hand........Now Locksy is no fool and was, after the unplaned colonoscopy, firmly of the view that Constable Constance was a loverly lass....for someone else.......and preferably without her come hither truncheons......... so the Szara had its fires lit, mufflers welded, ethonol added and locksy was once again free as a..........

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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AndySat felt he'd sit this one out and leave it to others...He had promised the good Tomato that he would can him no more on Eeens friendly fools flying flockers forums.... besides that Rat has been seen contributing to the real part of the forum, surely a sign that hes feeling his spring oats and.....

 

 

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....take off.

At this point Turbo wishes to point out that on another thread recently where he said readers on this esteemed website take posts seriously, and can pick up bad habits from some irresponsible threads and posts, he was ridiculed, lambasted, abused, criticised, ganged up on, cyber bullied, and disagreed with.

 

So how now offers as proof positive, the example of Andysatoff who came to this thread a purist intellectual, a follower of the sons of Plato, and generally a normal human being, who has been influenced by what can only be termed a gang of one-track minds, namely Rat, Brine, Planecrazy and loxoff.

 

In post #6818 he certainly isn't talking about an elevator lock, trim tab or vertical stabilizer as those of us who are normal would talk, and...

.... RatSack agrees. AndyS@OnIt was previously a clean-cut body builder type who was a cut or two above the rest of the NES rabble, he was square jawed Buzz Lightyear type who was brave, educated, forthright, honest, confrontational etc etc and all that crap, who often gave the benefit of the doubt to the RAAus leadership, but now he has been dragged down into the bowels (not that there is anything wrong with that) of the NES and he has proven himself to be just another ratbag contributor with a truncheon fetish (a bit like that CFI-Fakir). Oh how far has he fallen, for not only is he stuck in God's Waiting Room in Coffs, Harbouring a grudge, but he is now known as a NES'er and a leader in the movement for change who has developed a healthy cynicism for the controllers of our Sport. With all that, AndyS@elliteDish has now moved into the ............

 

 

Posted

.......position where he has to come up with something to save his pitiful reputation, now lower than a pox doctor's cold hand, and....

 

 

Posted
.......position where he has to come up with something to save his pitiful reputation, now lower than a pox doctor's cold hand, and....

...about as useful when trying to initiate a warm response from Nana or Mavis. Even Nobu looks aghast when young Andyshat puts hand to....................

 

 

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