The Never Ending Story

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....since Turbo was now after him. Turbo had used a word which even Parliament had resiled from (probably because they knew it would quickly be on Wikipedia as a description of a Politician), but he had relied on Moderator Lox to delete it, and no one would ever had known, but the evil Lox had left it there knowing it would produce an instant reaction from the Rat, so really ModLox was to blame rather that Turbo who is seriously worried for the protection of Rat's Coal millions (as against the global warming for which the Rat was one of six rich industrialists responsible), and suggests the Rat go and sabotage the Mongolian coal mines which the Chinese are about to put into full production, superseding Rat's bog holes in Australian, and.....

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

Andysatonit looked long and hard (not that there is anything wrong with that) at Turbs post and couldnt see a proposition or even a preposition. Not that he was much interested in prepositions having lost interest in them as an accademic pursuit about 11seconds after the droaning english teach moved to an even less interesting subject......However the proposition that ElRat was, rather than a humble highwayhouse owner was indeed a mining magnate was news to Andy who was now please to rub shoulders with the like of ElRat the magnificent!!!

 

Seeings as ElRat must have a gold coin or two his thoughts turned to the prospect of sicking Kaz onto the bored and having ElRat (the Magnificent...grovel..grovel..etc ...etc) pay for this legal experiment. where will this lead us ......

 

 

[Captain]

Andysatonit looked long and hard (not that there is anything wrong with that) at Turbs post and couldnt see a proposition or even a preposition. Not that he was much interested in prepositions having lost interest in them as an accademic pursuit about 11seconds after the droaning english teach moved to an even less interesting subject......However the proposition that ElRat was, rather than a humble highwayhouse owner was indeed a mining magnate was news to Andy who was now please to rub shoulders with the like of ElRat the magnificent!!!

Seeings as ElRat must have a gold coin or two his thoughts turned to the prospect of sicking Kaz onto the bored and having ElRat (the Magnificent...grovel..grovel..etc ...etc) pay for this legal experiment. where will this lead us ......

....... "Most likely down a mineshaft at the speed of light (or of a Tyronejackacricket)" replied the Rodent "So send me a picture of Kaz and I'll think about it."

 

"Don't worry about that" replied Kaz "As you can send me a picture of the Rodent first, but remember that I don't work or fratinize with geriatrics, deviants, drongoes (except perhaps that stud AhRox-off), or other members of the legal profession."

 

"That leaves me out" said RatSack "She's choosy isn't she, & it also excludes almost all who have contributed to the NES over the past 2 years (except perhaps for that stud AhRox-off)."

 

So Ratty put his magnificent tail away in his jeans, packed his bags and headed off to Ordos in Inner Mongoria where he has an apartment and a second ...............

 

 

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....mine after previously passing himself off as Ming Lat and obtaining Chinese citizenship, and carting a load of US dollars over the border in his Jab without the engine missing a beat, when.....

 

 

[Captain]

....mine after previously passing himself off as Ming Lat and obtaining Chinese citizenship, and carting a load of US dollars over the border in his Jab without the engine missing a beat, when.....

...... he discovered that it was the year of the Lat, and Mao had prescribed that all Chinese should eat 2 Lats in order to keep the Lat population down.

 

"The rovable Lat is such a good sort that I will volunteer to eat him twice" wrote Nanna.

 

"He is certainly a hunk" replied Mavis "But have you seen AndyS@onhisthumb? Wowee, he's a real ............

 

 

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"......Lat and a half, and skinned as well - no fur balls to slow down swarrowing" (sorry, forgot Rat's octogenarians weren't Chinese).

 

"he's full of fur balls" replied Nanna, "you could nearly knit.............."

 

 

[Captain]

"......Lat and a half, and skinned as well - no fur balls to slow down swarrowing" (sorry, forgot Rat's octogenarians weren't Chinese)."he's full of fur balls" replied Nanna, "you could nearly knit.............."

... a cover for Andysh@'s 230 (which is due to be re-registered next week), up there on the north coast in god's country, where the hangars are full of rocking chairs and the hangar talk centres around the cost of funerals, the worth of All Bran to keep you regular, and ............

 

 

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keeping up the supply of suntan oil.....

 

 

[Captain]

keeping up the supply of suntan oil.....

..... where AndySh@ uses AeroShell 10 - 50. "I like the butch smell" he explained "And it lubes my big-end well, before .........................

 

 

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...I have to dip a toe in the water, and walk in up to my teeth, and............

 

 

[Bryon]

...I have to dip a toe in the water, and walk in up to my teeth, and............

...pretend to be a drowned rat in order to get my ................

 

 

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....into rat mode so I can suck up to the RealRat and listen to his stories about maps to lost coal mines, and maps to hidden board members, and the map to his nemesis, Goldenbars, who....

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

Has so many bars that from time to time the average burner pilot has mistakenly lined up for landing thinking he was the piano keys of a suitably wide runway.

 

It was also rumoured that the checklists goldenbars used in the cockpit started with a summary of his life and achievements so much so that landing checks needed to start before take off where the flight was less than an hour long. Students can't work out if this is a a similar symptom to overbarring or merely an attempt to make a lesson longer and less productive than it should be.

 

Ratus Ratus was also known to be prone to overbarring especially when.......

 

 

[Captain]

Has so many bars that from time to time the average burner pilot has mistakenly lined up for landing thinking he was the piano keys of a suitably wide runway.

It was also rumoured that the checklists goldenbars used in the cockpit started with a summary of his life and achievements so much so that landing checks needed to start before take off where the flight was less than an hour long. Students can't work out if this is a a similar symptom to overbarring or merely an attempt to make a lesson longer and less productive than it should be.

 

Ratus Ratus was also known to be prone to overbarring especially when.......

...... Nanna, Mavis and Turdy are in the room at the same time with a plate of CWA scones and jam (El Ratsack gets turned on more and more by good food these days).

 

"Well" thought the Rodent "That just shows the wealth, extravagence and pozy nature up in god's waiting room in Coffs H, where they apparently have gold paint on the keys at Coffs airport, and after checking on google I now know that they have gold coloured reflectors on their taxiway centrelines, gold thread in the windsock, and AndySh@ has gold plated nuts on the thru-bolts of his 230. We know that about his 230 because one of them was found, glistening in the sun, just outside the .......

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

Wagga Wagga Dentist just before Rat was to have his front Tooth replaced.......Where it went after that time is unknown, although it was said that the Coal Mine that Ratus Ratus ran did indeed find a gold nugget that looked remarkably like a six sided nut the next day...What a coincidence, the like of which havent been since since the last AGM when......

 

 

[Captain]

Wagga Wagga Dentist just before Rat was to have his front Tooth replaced.......Where it went after that time is unknown, although it was said that the Coal Mine that Ratus Ratus ran did indeed find a gold nugget that looked remarkably like a six sided nut the next day...What a coincidence, the like of which havent been since since the last AGM when......

.... a couple of columns of the Treasurer's Report actually added up, the paper colour of that report matched the Treasurer's jump-suit and the members all yelled "Don't worry about the figures, don't bore us about the money, don't be tedious telling us about Auditors, just tell us more about yourself and what you have seen over the years."

 

At which time the Treasurer adjusted his epaulettes, pulled himself ...... up to his full height, while some members yelled out "Stand up, will ya", and the Treasurer said "Once upon a time .......... we got it wrong, the Prez stuffed it up, I will put it right and ............

 

La plume de ma tante is out in the garden and she just noticed that there are but 6 posts to go to get the NES to 7000. She backs the TurbidPlankton to get it.

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

the ringing of the alarm clock and the

 

"Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"

 

on the RAA Website instead of the promised daily update told him that it was only a pleasant dream and reality was back in control again.......About that time Mavis was heard to laugh loudly "Hah!!! Bryon what is that???.......I think you need to put that back........"

 

 

[Bryon]

the ringing of the alarm clock and the

"Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"

 

on the RAA Website instead of the promised daily update told him that it was only a pleasant dream and reality was back in control again.......About that time Mavis was heard to laugh loudly "Hah!!! Bryon what is that???.......I think you need to put that back........"

....on Elprezidentes shoulders and show me the real ones you got off........

 

 

[Captain]

....on Elprezidentes shoulders and show me the real ones you got off........

.... that handsome Szara skipper when you got off at 5,280 ft."

 

On hearing that, AhRoxoff stopped drying his hose, cut another key or two (to the tune of "You've got to pick a pocket or 2" ... from Oliver) and said "It's hard to hold that elevation in a SportyJauntyStar with just one hand on your joy-stick (Avref) and your other on .............

 

 

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.. a bottle of the finest chataeu legzopener from the bottle-o."

 

hadenoughoftheKrapLox had retreated to a survivalist brewery secreted within the caves of Mount Moorong to escape the carnage of the bureaucratic parasite that was destroying the land of Oz and was planning for the revolution when.....

 

 

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......he was interrupted at his tea bagging by a plaintive cry.

 

"Not the Tsara!" cried the Rat in mock sympathy, surely the Tsara isn't up for renewal this week!"

 

"Yes" said hadeoughoftheKrapLox, munching on his Krispy Kreme donut

 

"But how are they going to find papers for a heap of crop built by a bunch of gypsies" said Turbo helpfully

 

And it finally dawned on Ionlywanttoflylox that perhaps he should have been paying more attention to the instrument which gave him the freedom to fly

 

"I didn't vote" he said "because I didn't want to offend anyone"

 

"In that case, it's your turn to be President" said the Rat "make sure when anyone asks a question that you demand to see their membership card, birth certificate, and Officers mess card, particularly if that......"

 

 

[Captain]

......he was interrupted at his tea bagging by a plaintive cry."Not the Tsara!" cried the Rat in mock sympathy, surely the Tsara isn't up for renewal this week!"

 

"Yes" said hadeoughoftheKrapLox, munching on his Krispy Kreme donut

 

"But how are they going to find papers for a heap of crop built by a bunch of gypsies" said Turbo helpfully

 

And it finally dawned on Ionlywanttoflylox that perhaps he should have been paying more attention to the instrument which gave him the freedom to fly

 

"I didn't vote" he said "because I didn't want to offend anyone"

 

"In that case, it's your turn to be President" said the Rat "make sure when anyone asks a question that you demand to see their membership card, birth certificate, and Officers mess card, particularly if that......"

..... outspoken renegade AndySh@ leaves God's Waiting-Room and moves down to God's Country in the Riverina.

 

.. a bottle of the finest chataeu legzopener from the bottle-o."

hadenoughoftheKrapLox had retreated to a survivalist brewery secreted within the caves of Mount Moorong to escape the carnage of the bureaucratic parasite that was destroying the land of Oz and was planning for the revolution when.....

.... the penny dropped for RatPooo.

 

"So that is why the sale of Beret's and AK47's has gone thru the roof in Wagga" he mused "Well bugger me (not that there is anything wrong with that). Loxy has turned into the Riverina's and the RAA's own version of Che Guevara, and has had his own T-shirts printed. That is the great Loxy's T-shirt photo below, complete with halo. And when asked why he has taken up the cudgel for the peoples of the Murrumbidgee Valley and the members of the RAA, he plagiarised that great Che quote by saying when he was asked if he was a ComoLox "“If you consider that the things that I am doing in the people’s & the member's interest represent manifestations of communism, then call me a commo, mate. If you are asking whether I am a member of the Partido Socialista Popular (or whether I am at all Popular) the answer is no.”

 

 

Then Poxy added "I am just interested in personal power, casual sex, occasional flying, and a lot of .................

 

My Aunt took her gear off and ran around the garden, saying that this expose of PoxyLoxyChe was a worthy post # 7000.

 

 

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...things harder than cottonwool balls to hurl at the enemy when the revolution begins."

 

LoxGuevara was aware that the revolution would be a battle to the death of a thousand of papercuts as anything even slightly resembling a threat to the beast had been outlawed and banned or taxed into oblivion. But alas, the suppressed minions that would form the revolutionary guard had grown soft and poor of eyesight after decades of trawling through red tape to eek out an existence without being devoured by the beast's insatiable desire for absolute control.....

 

The Aunt's rodent nephew needs to remove all that hair, the youthful rounded face and add glasses to the Tshirt logo to bear even the slightest resemblance..

 

 

[Captain]

...things harder than cottonwool balls to hurl at the enemy when the revolution begins."

LoxGuevara was aware that the revolution would be a battle to the death of a thousand of papercuts as anything even slightly resembling a threat to the beast had been outlawed and banned or taxed into oblivion. But alas, the suppressed minions that would form the revolutionary guard had grown soft and poor of eyesight after decades of trawling through red tape to eek out an existence without being devoured by the beast's insatiable desire for absolute control.....

 

The Aunt's rodent nephew needs to remove all that hair, the youthful rounded face and add glasses to the Tshirt logo to bear even the slightest resemblance..

"Eeee gads, chaps" said Nobu to Ino "What is this beast of which CheLox speaks, cobbler?"

 

Ino thought and repried in equarry good Queen's (not that there is anything wrong with that) engrish " I think that AhGuavela is leferring to either the RAA, the CWA, the ALP, the LNCP or the DLP and I do think that he appears to be disirrusioned or srightry p*ssed orf, old sport."

 

"Well if he is that upset, and can't go for a fry in his SportyJauntyStar to rerieve the tension, he should shoot his AK47 into the air to rerieve his anxiety (rike the Alabs do) , then shoot his road before ...................

 

 

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STOP!!! yelled Elpresidente "There will be no shooting, unless I or the exec Ok it, and even then only when the bullets are moving in a general direction away from us...... In fact surely there is a messenger around here somewhere that is full of bad news deserving of a lead head or two" Nobu was confussed...what matches got to do with it he thought to himself.

 

The Mini Minor swivled his head back and forth until he finally caught sight of ElRatpoo, the Tuba Player and AndysgetshisRocksoff...."Ah 3 more deserving miscreants I havent seen since......