The Never Ending Story

[Bryon]

..... platitudes, "don't blame me's" and "I inherited this's" ......... but not one fact or explanation.

"That's crap (RAA avref)" said Andysh@, who was back at the pub again and also getting a bit aggressive in his search for appropriate words for the new Consto.

 

"And I'm going to front up at the meeting too" said SloppyButtCrack "As my Cheetah is grounded, the thru-bolts are fine and I just want to go flying (AvRef)."

 

"Flying schmying" said the MiniMinor "This progressive grounding of aircraft that are unreasonably wanting to be reregistered (the computer problem ate our homework) is being done so that members can spend more time with their families. You'll all thank me for this in 9 months time when we will have about 13000 more little prospective members & potential GYFTS recipients. I will get an AO instead of just being called an A-Ole and there will be statues of me and Tizz outside the .............

....the portaloos at Natfly"

 

"That just to keep the Fries off the roos" said Nobu

 

"Fries?" said Kiwi, "I dont want fries, I want chups"

 

"I'd rather have Ahlottheharlot and his .................

 

 

[Captain]

....the portaloos at Natfly""That just to keep the Fries off the roos" said Nobu

 

"Fries?" said Kiwi, "I dont want fries, I want chups"

 

"I'd rather have Ahlottheharlot and his .................

.... all dancing & exploring glove puppet."

 

"Isn't Ahlow & his so-called "Glove Puppet" part of the blief to be investigated by the Loyal Commission?" asked Nobu.

 

"Yes it certainly is" said Charlie Royal "And we'll ...........

 

 

[Captain]

.... all dancing & exploring glove puppet."

"Isn't Ahlow & his so-called "Glove Puppet" part of the blief to be investigated by the Loyal Commission?" asked Nobu.

 

"Yes it certainly is" said Charlie Royal "And we'll ...........

.... all wait with baited breath, but in the meantime everyone is too busy contributing to the serious RAA threads to come here and write in the NES."

 

"That is a measure of how seriously everyone takes the RAA mess" said Turdy with gravitas "Plus you can use the RAA c*ckups as an excuse and a mask to give those rag and tube Mccullock flying jerks some grief."

 

"I noticed that with some concern" said AhMod "And I was about to ban you for a few days, but if'n I had done that, it would have put you at the top of the "Most Banned" list, even more than ..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

.........Tinhead.

 

"That's the way they talk" said Turbo, "you have to mix in with them, but don't worry the whippersnipper engines they use will never get them above the barbed wire, and the lowest part of the aircraft is their balls, so they're self-regulating really."

 

There was general nodding from..............

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

the exec........we can come at a general nod....perhaps even a genral nudge or wink, and absolutely for a general obfuscation but a General meeting....Hell No!! we we care for our balls unlike those low flyingmachines that generate more sound than horsepower, in fact horsepower is a unit too large I think they would be best described as "broken down nag power" and even then there arent many...just enough to barely kill you....talking of killing, is anyone aware of good prepaid funeral plan that we in the magnificent exec can buy now and claim against in the heat of......

 

 

[turboplanner]

... these philistines who seem to be growing in number every..........

 

 

[Bandit12]

... these philistines who seem to be growing in number every..........

.....day as they feast on the carcasses of once registered ultralights. However, they did not count on the might of McAndy, son of Icarus and champion of the coffee stained constitution. With a puff of his breath, McAndy......

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....day as they feast on the carcasses of once registered ultralights. However, they did not count on the might of McAndy, son of Icarus and champion of the coffee stained constitution. With a puff of his breath, McAndy......

 

...launched himself from his office chair straight into...............

 

 

[Captain]

.....day as they feast on the carcasses of once registered ultralights. However, they did not count on the might of McAndy, son of Icarus and champion of the coffee stained constitution. With a puff of his breath, McAndy......

...... lifted his kilt and showed how he had had the Constitution tattooed onto his membrum virili (with his RAA membership number also showing proudly), however it just read "Co" at the moment.

 

"But wait until I get angry" he said boastfully "As if the exec continue to frustrate me, I'll get really cranky and it could easily go from "Co" to the first 3 sections of the Constitution, with some addendums as well."

 

"Ar can ne beat that" replied McJockLocks "Whose kilt was ...............

 

 

[Captain]

...... "Ar can ne beat that" replied McJockLocks "Whose kilt was ...............

...... only 4 inches long and has an ingrown sporran. It is known by scots ladies as a kilt-let (not that there is anything wrong with that), and is a clear indication that the wearer, in this case McJockLock-let, has a ............

 

 

[turboplanner]

...... only 4 inches long and has an ingrown sporran. It is known by scots ladies as a kilt-let (not that there is anything wrong with that), and is a clear indication that the wearer, in this case McJockLock-let, has a ............

.....challenge which is unmentionable and..........

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

lettle we one (not that theeres anything wrong with that......<snigger!> ) Ah ye casting dispersions on my Kiltlet oor whats worn under he thundered! No no hastily they replied it was your wea little jaunty sportstzar tahts got us all cock ahoop we want to know why ye be called the magnificent moderati? magnificent sound very grandiose for such a wea little one dont you think.......

 

 

[Bandit12]

[edited....beaten to the punch]

 

...."You think that is a magnificient moderati?" exclaimed the Telly Turbsie "Just have a look at this!" and with that he pulled down his.....

 

 

[Captain]

lettle we one (not that theeres anything wrong with that......<snigger!> ) Ah ye casting dispersions on my Kiltlet oor whats worn under he thundered! No no hastily they replied it was your wea little jaunty sportstzar tahts got us all **** ahoop we want to know why ye be called the magnificent moderati? magnificent sound very grandiose for such a wea little one dont you think.......

.... he would paint over the see-thru panels in the bottom of his SportyStar (Locksy added those panels so that it would look more like an Edge 540), as every time he flies over the outskirts of Wagga while wearing his kilt-let, the girls all look up, say "Erky Perky" and then add ..........

 

....... ointment should be applied liberally to his ...........

[turboplanner]

.... he would paint over the see-thru panels in the bottom of his SportyStar, as every time he flies over the outskirts of Wagga, the girls all look up, say "Erky Perky" and then add ..........

 

...."What;s that tiny Unidentified Flying Object?" and the Bunnings girls said .......

 

 

[turboplanner]

SPIRAL 2

 

.........coxic, but before....

 

 

[Bandit12]

...."What;s that tiny Unidentified Flying Object?" and the Bunnings girls said .......

.....I do hope his registration is paid up. Meanwhile, Oh Captain My Captain noticed that trailing the tinyUFO was a.....

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....little mistake caused when he laughed, and then one of the girls notice that his registration was down, and that..............

 

 

[Captain]

.........coxic

"No" said Loxie 'It's not sick".

 

..............little mistake caused when he laughed, and then one of the girls notice that his registration was down, and that..............

... made them wonder whether he had been grounded by the ..............

 

My Aunt, who was out in the garden writing with her pen, writ "Welcome to the bandit twelve incher", as now we have someone else to pick on.

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....barbed wire fence on takeoff, or............

 

 

[Captain]

.....barbed wire fence on takeoff, or............

.... dinarily that wouldn't have mattered as it was just Loxie in a Beer-Can, but he had caught his undercarriage and damaged his nuts.

 

"Have you got a Jab engine in that Szara, Loxie?" asked the 12" Bandit.

 

"We have nea used a Bundaburururrg engine, laddie" replied the McJock in his broardest brogue "As I have a ............

 

 

[Bandit12]

.....pedals and rubber bands to propel me. Also, did ya hear that the latest candidate for President, CEO and supreme deity of RA-AUSNZ&TAS has been known to them for years as Tickle-Me-Elmo? Meanwhile, a Rat's nest has been found in a deregistered ferris wheel, leading to speculation that......

 

 

[turboplanner]

"......n engine used in tens of thousands of whipper snippers, and ah have jost returrrned from ppoting a nast in a Ferris Wheeel for a mate, to prove the pilot was blinded by ratsh$t, and not only that but he............

 

 

[Captain]

"......n engine used in tens of thousands of whipper snippers, and ah have jost returrrned from ppoting a nast in a Ferris Wheeel for a mate, to prove the pilot was blinded by ratsh$t, and not only that but he............

..... lived half way between Oakleigh, Moorabin and Bang-It-Holme, so the poor bugger wasn't just snookered & nutless, he was .............

 

 

[Bandit12]

..... lived half way between Oakleigh, Moorabin and Bang-It-Holme, so the poor bugger wasn't just snookered & nutless, he was .............

....continually wasting his time triangulating his position between the 'burbs - turns out that all he needed was a bigger hammer and Bang-It-Holme wouldn't be an issue. So, with a curse and a grunt, Capn Jack Sparrow heaved his....