Bandit12 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 ........ Tuesday to Friday, and sometimes also during a Saturday morning lie-in (same like Laxette does, before he takes his hanger out to his hangar [avref]), but the Bandit12"er's big problem is that this causes his brain to be starved of blood for more that half a week, which causes ................ .....very low "g" tolerances when performing evasive manoeuvers after the dashing Bandit was caught with his pants down visiting...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 .....very low "g" tolerances when performing evasive manoeuvers after the dashing Bandit was caught with his pants down visiting...... ..... Coffs, when they were cupped and he was invited to cough." "I saw that Dr PoxyLoxy suggested that in post # 7096, as his practice specialises in ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Hiatus hernias......more hiatus than hernia after all if there's not enough hiatus then were would he get the time to perform the magnificence that those class of forum dwellers who go on to place themselves as judge and........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 ... thought police. "But I was only going to take the serving wench to 5280 feet and give her a go on the joy stick" complained Staphire . "But some goon from crasha.." ------------------------- ...... That cat is walking away from you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Indeed but as other forumites pointed out its all about currency. No good will come of playing withe joystick for just a couple of days they said (to my wonderment.... Talk about having your cake and eating it too!) rather you must have her dragging that joystick all round the sky regularly if you want a guaranteed good outcome.. I could see no fault with their logic and could start to understand why ahlottheharlot's jaunty sportstzar was indeed so jaunty......I think it also explained the rank smell that we all put down to recycled beer can smell...... It explains why ahlottheharlot was happy to speak infrequently. There are those who do and those who teach he said with that wry little grin that suggests recent harloting......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Indeed but as other forumites pointed out its all about currency. No good will come of playing withe joystick for just a couple of days they said (to my wonderment.... Talk about having your cake and eating it too!) rather you must have her dragging that joystick all round the sky regularly if you want a guaranteed good outcome.. I could see no fault with their logic and could start to understand why ahlottheharlot's jaunty sportstzar was indeed so jaunty......I think it also explained the rank smell that we all put down to recycled beer can smell...... It explains why ahlottheharlot was happy to speak infrequently. There are those who do and those who teach he said with that wry little grin that suggests recent harloting......... ....even though he worked the cheaper end of town where ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 ... currency was often exchanged for joystick *cough* training. "What if someone from the vice squad reads these forums " scolded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 ... currency was often exchanged for joystick *cough* training. "What if someone from the vice squad reads these forums " scolded... ... constable Doubtfire "As I couldn't stand it if my darling Poxy Loxy were to be grounded, and have his joystick dragged all around Gumly Gumly." "He didn't mind it when I took my teeth out and was all gummy" said Nanna. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Salty with fond recollection "Those were the days, when a ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 ....gummy was more than just a piece of fish called a flaked........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 ....gummy was more than just a piece of fish called a flake ........... .... the Magnificent Moderati weren't all flakey, the Bandit12incher didn't always talk about snakey, the Harlot wasn't on the takey, Turbo wasn't always half-bakey, Nobu didn't drink a lot of Saki, Andysh@ didn't eat too much cakey, & Brine wasn't ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 .... the Magnificent Moderati weren't all flakey, the Bandit12incher didn't always talk about snakey, the Harlot wasn't on the takey, Turbo wasn't always half-bakey, Nobu didn't drink a lot of Saki, Andysh@ didn't eat too much cakey, & Brine wasn't ............. ....so fine after drinking too much wine. Which leads us to the Rat. What can be said about a rat, except that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 ....so fine after drinking too much wine. Which leads us to the Rat. What can be said about a rat, except that.... .....when Nana has his deformed scrotum in her hand, he is more like a pussy, which is not at all like Ahlottheharlot who is prone to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 .....when Nana has his deformed scrotum in her hand, he is more like a pussy, which is not at all like Ahlottheharlot who is prone to...... .... just being a bit of an animal. "I haven't met AhlotTheHarlot yet" commented the 12Incher "But he seems to be a very lovely, & somewhat attractive, bloke (not that there is anything wrong with that)." "You should see him in the flesh (now there is a lot wrong with that)" replied Ratty "But he is an excellent aviator .......... or aviatrix, depending on what outfit he is wearing at the time." "Yes" said Salty "We all know what fun it is to land cross-wind with crossed controls, well Ahlow also does it cross dressed, and cross legged (after a long flight) plus all of his flying involves crossed-fingers (even atheists & agnostics cross themselves & say a prayer from the right hand seat), which sometimes makes Ahlow cross, but he also ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 .... "Yes" said Salty "We all know what fun it is to land cross-wind with crossed controls, well Ahlow also does it cross dressed, and cross legged (after a long flight) plus all of his flying involves crossed-fingers (even atheists & agnostics cross themselves & say a prayer from the right hand seat), which sometimes makes Ahlow cross, but he also ...................... ....deals with his anger issues by dreaming of a scantily clad Telly Turbsie lounging by Captain's jacuzzi. "My psych, Dr 12Inch, told me that diversion therapy is really helpful for my anger issues" the Harlot exclaimed, "but now I just can't get the thought of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 .. cute kittens (Div therapy Reference) out of my head without thinking of microwave ovens." "No more than five minutes!" screamed Turps. '"otherwise the pelts will.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 .. cute kittens (Div therapy Reference) out of my head without thinking of microwave ovens." "No more than five minutes!" screamed Turps. '"otherwise the pelts will.... ..... look and smell like a SportStar's upholstery after one of McJockLock's involuntary barrel rolls, not to mention the pong associated with his locked jocks and his ................... PS - My Aunt wants to know how much extra fuel you need to allow for when you are having diversion therapy (as per the 12"er's post # 7117)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 ..... look and smell like a SportStar's upholstery after one of McJockLock's involuntary barrel rolls, not to mention the pong associated with his locked jocks and his ............. ....visit to Mrs Ratatooie when Mr Ratatooie was out pleading with HypoxiLoxi. "But why have I been banned?" said the Rat in his speaky little voice. "Eh? What was that my hairy little friend? Speak up, I can't hair you!" exclaimed The Harlot (whose lips looked a little blue by this point. "I want to know why I have been banned" shouted the Rodent. "Oh you are asking me about getting banned" replied the Harlot "I actually asked if you would like to go and see a band with me, because...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 ....visit to Mrs Ratatooie when Mr Ratatooie was out pleading with HypoxiLoxi. "But why have I been banned?" said the Rat in his speaky little voice. "Eh? What was that my hairy little friend? Speak up, I can't hair you!" exclaimed The Harlot (whose lips looked a little blue by this point. "I want to know why I have been banned" shouted the Rodent. "Oh you are asking me about getting banned" replied the Harlot "I actually asked if you would like to go and see a band with me, because...... Edit: give your Aunt my regards and don't forget to ask for her pumpkin scone recipe....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Edit: give your Aunt my regards and don't forget to ask for her pumpkin scone recipe....... No wuckers, as mon tante will write that out for you with her plume out there in the jardin, because she'll do anything for a Brigand305 mm'er, and the thrill that comes with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 ........no one has ever been banned from this site except Shorty, and he gave away his identity, so in the best traditions of ASIO, MI5 and CIA he was liquidated, no doubt to ooze out into another forum of less discerning people. "Well that's OK then" said the Rat turning his ear towards The Lox - which was not a good thing to do because Loxie can spit like the best camel when....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 "Well that's OK then" said the Rat turning his ear towards The Lox - which was not a good thing to do because Loxie can spit like the best camel when....... ...... aroused, which doesn't happen quite as often these days, an example of which occured the other Saturday morning when Mrs PoxyLoxy tapped him on the shoulder with that knowing look in her eye and he responded "Sorry Darl, but I need to prepare a post for the NES, ban a jerk or 2, and put on my Magnificent Moderati pointed hat and cape." "Well I never" she said ........... and she was right, because it hasn't happened since either, and that just goes to show that McModeratiPoxyJoxLocks is off his .................... PS ..... But she did ask Poxy for the PM address of both Brynylon and the Bandit12incher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 ............usual pace, which was about the same as Tom the Turtle (who has been notably absent from flying lately and was last seen at the Foxtrap Cooladdin Road House with a hot young singer in tow, although why he would have a pillow case over her head is rather confusing). However getting back to locksock - these days when he goes out to a fire call, they usually send an ambulance and nurse out to follow.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 ............usual pace, which was about the same as Tom the Turtle (who has been notably absent from flying lately and was last seen at the Foxtrap Cooladdin Road House with a hot young singer in tow, although why he would have a pillow case over her head is rather confusing). However getting back to locksock - these days when he goes out to a fire call, they usually send an ambulance and nurse out to follow.......... ...... in case Loxie takes after his Szara and HE throws a couple of rivets. Tom the Turtle's pillow-slip trick was learnt up at Chez Lox, when Tom heard Mrs Lox say "Come here, Loxy", ............... and McLox replied "Do you want me to put a bag over my head?" ........ whereupon Mrs Lox answered "No, ..... I don't want sex, ..... I just want to talk about something." So Tom took it as normal that some type of bag was needed each time he tried to ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 ...... So Tom took it as normal that some type of bag was needed each time he tried to ............. ....go out in public with his young singer. An added advantage of the bag was to hide the strong genetic link that was so obvious in the facial features of Tom the Turtle and Tina the Tortoise. Some would say they looked so similar they could almost be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 a relative of cassy the wary (way back in post 6847 or thereabouts).......Which of course got the Tuba player ready to go blow his............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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