The Never Ending Story

[Bandit12]

a relative of cassy the wary (way back in post 6847 or thereabouts).......Which of course got the Tuba player ready to go blow his............

...balloons up in preparation for his debutante ball. It was going to be a huge party, with all of the big names invited. Except for....

 

 

[Captain]

a relative of cassy the wary (way back in post 6847 or thereabouts).......Which of course got the Tuba player ready to go blow his............

....... next outboard to smitherines. (See admissions from Tubby, back in post # pretty early about his skills with outboards {he hold the GB of R for blowing them up]).

 

Turps responded "I can ....................

 

....go out in public with his young singer. An added advantage of the bag was to hide the strong genetic link that was so obvious in the facial features of Tom the Turtle and Tina the Tortoise. Some would say they looked so similar they could almost be....

..... incest (or is it insister?), because ..................

 

PS Mon Tante curses you for your speed, 12 "er.

 

 

[Bandit12]

Turps responded "I can ....................

.....invoke my emergency powers and hereby declare the Captain to be demoted to a lowly Lieutenant and transferred to the Logistics divsion, under the command of Major RunForestRunMan. His performance and speed at replying has been suboptimal at best!"

 

PS Mon Tante curses you for your speed, 12 "er.

 

 

****Chuckles quietly to himself***

 

 

[turboplanner]

.........bloiw an Evinrude further than a stick of TNT, but...........

 

...........she keeps on incesting that they are not related. "I picked him up in an Op Shop" she said "and as luck would have it they sold sets of pre-0wned teeth, and Tolm hasn't stopped smiling since."

 

"That's all very well" said @last"but what about my..............."

 

 

[turboplanner]

He is rather fast, maybe we should consult in secret Mon Oncle

 

 

[Captain]

.........bloiw an Evinrude further than a stick of TNT, but...........

...........she keeps on incesting that they are not related. "I picked him up in an Op Shop" she said "and as luck would have it they sold sets of pre-0wned teeth, and Tolm hasn't stopped smiling since."

 

"That's all very well" said @last"but what about my..............."

.... thru bolts, as associating with the EnvinrudeExploder here might have loostened them by .............

 

PS - I'm not letting ma Tante anywhere near Tubb's Oncle, or within cooey of the TurbidPlanter's gene pool.

 

 

[turboplanner]

..........the alien magnetic system he bought from DitDot - a proven alien (see the photo of his natural hand a few hundred posts back), but of more concern is the side effect which............

 

Turbo's gene pool is kept at a constant 27 degrees - Queenslanders welcome, no fat rats

 

 

[Captain]

..........the alien magnetic system he bought from DitDot - a proven alien (see the photo of his natural hand a few hundred posts back), but of more concern is the side effect which............

Turbo's gene pool is kept at a constant 27 degrees - Queenslanders welcome, no fat rats

..... proves the corollary that:

 

1. Tomo is an alien, Tomo is also from Queen's land, therefore all Queen's landers are aliens (except Win68 who is a good bloke, but bull has obviously been taken by a tractor beam & anal probed as he hasn't posted in the NES for months).
    
   
2. The TurdyPlonker likes side-slipping, therefore Turdy is slippery.
    
   
3. Turdy invites aliens & Queen's landers to skinny dip with him (erky perky) in his pool without jeans.
    
   
4. The poor brave soldier Rat, who is standing up for the members in other threads, & emailing the RAA a lot, has been rubbished again ... therefore Rats are e-rubbish.
    
   
5. Bandit12"er claims to be over-endowed, therefore bandit has a big'un and is of interest to Nanna, and my Aunt.
    
   
   And
    
   
6. ...........................
    
   

 

 

[Bandit12]

..... proves the corollary that:

And

 

6............................

 

That comic relief is a marginal substitute for poor governance, but sometimes it is all that can be relied upon.

 

Speaking of comic relief, what do you get if you cross an Andysodandy with a Turpieswithherpies?

 

 

[Captain]

That comic relief is a marginal substitute for poor governance, but sometimes it is all that can be relied upon.

Speaking of comic relief, what do you get if you cross an Andysodandy with a Turpieswithherpies?

..... a rich hatsh@erer with an itch?

 

Or perhaps a ....................

 

 

[Bandit12]

..... a rich hatsh@erer with an itch?

Or perhaps a ....................

An outbreak of STDs in Coffs.....that Andy certainly knows how to "Cat" around, something that a Rat should be very concerned about. Thank goodness that ByronSpay knows what to do with a frisky......

 

 

[turboplanner]

......Dandenong sweetheart walking down the street in a strapless dress but not the bra......and

 

 

[Captain]

......Dandenong sweetheart walking down the street in a strapless dress but not the bra......and

..... so Turps' fetish was exposed .................................. again.

 

"I rike that too" said Nobu "Backress bla's are hot."

 

"Iiiiiiii'm a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit incliiiiiiiiined that waaaaaaaayyyy tooooooooooo" relied Tommy Turtle, as he mounted .............

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....the footpath in his besotted urgency, and..............

 

 

[Bryon]

...managed to get his appendage stuck in a drainpipe

 

"Damm you Tommy Turta" cursed Nobu, "Why ru brock our escape passage with that......

 

 

[Captain]

...managed to get his appendage stuck in a drainpipe"Damm you Tommy Turta" cursed Nobu, "Why ru brock our escape passage with that......

... thingy, ............................. and who are you leary?"

 

At that point Tommy took of his turtle disguise and decided to come, clean, and said ..... "I am an ASIO Agent that speciarises in asian ranguages and in escapes from Cowla, and being an agent of the great Aussie Government, we don't go near "passages" (not that there is anything wrong with that), we just examine tunnels, for which ASIO has deregated authority (a bit rike CASA and RAA, where we berieve that there has been a bit of a probrem over lecent days/months/years/decades {strike out those that are ress appricable}), but in ASIO, in the oriental tunnel section, we ...................

 

 

[turboplanner]

".......have probrem with lam from Dalby........took 10,000 men to carry one of his bors, now tunnel brocked, what we do?"

 

 

[Captain]

".......have probrem with lam from Dalby........took 10,000 men to carry one of his bors, now tunnel brocked, what we do?"

Tommy thought, then leplied "According to the ASIO tunnel clearing manual, you should lub it with vaserine and then brast, or just right one with a match, in the tunnel , after lam has had a can of ..............

 

 

[Bandit12]

Tommy thought, then leplied "According to the ASIO tunnel clearing manual, you should lub it with vaserine and then brast, or just right one with a match, in the tunnel , after lam has had a can of ..............

...refried beans and a heaped plate of pickled cabbage. With that amount of noxious gas, not even an entire family of TurboTunnelers would be likely to......

 

 

[turboplanner]

".....rand this side of Kargoorie!"

 

Hidechi, who was the son of Takaguchi San who had expired after travelling overland from Cowra as a Chinese Drover's cook, B Double driver, Wharf Superintendant, and technical advisor to CASA without any of them realising he was an escaped Japanese POW. He made enough money to fly First Class back to Tokyo on Qantas, and it was when he was chatting up the Flight Attendant, telling him he was a pirot that he was allowed on to the flight deck where he came within a hair's breadth of being caught, when he let slip that he "frew right aircraft - good for take offs, but never rearned randings. On arrival in Tokyo he married a 19 yo geisha named Plitty Frower (she was half Chinese) and lived to the age of 98, lit the fuse.

 

The tunnel which, after the blast was covered in..........................

 

 

[Captain]

".....rand this side of Kargoorie!"Hidechi, who was the son of Takaguchi San who had expired after travelling overland from Cowra as a Chinese Drover's cook, B Double driver, Wharf Superintendant, and technical advisor to CASA without any of them realising he was an escaped Japanese POW. He made enough money to fly First Class back to Tokyo on Qantas, and it was when he was chatting up the Flight Attendant, telling him he was a pirot that he was allowed on to the flight deck where he came within a hair's breadth of being caught, when he let slip that he "frew right aircraft - good for take offs, but never rearned randings. On arrival in Tokyo he married a 19 yo geisha named Plitty Frower (she was half Chinese) and lived to the age of 98, lit the fuse.

 

The tunnel which, after the blast was covered in..........................

........ Pletty Frower's good bits, as she was on top of Taka at the time.

 

"Well, if she dies, she dies" commented Takaguchi, who was at that moment half way through firring in his apprication for the GM's job in Canbella, and thinking that next time he would go for a younger woman.

 

"Pletty Frower just couldn't keep up" he said "And when I lerocate to Canbella I'm gunna arso have a clack at Juria on the side while I get up to speed on the Ozzie aviation regisration, after which I will ...................

 

 

[Captain]

........ Pletty Frower's good bits, as she was on top of Taka at the time.

"Well, if she dies, she dies" commented Takaguchi, who was at that moment half way through firring in his apprication for the GM's job in Canbella, and thinking that next time he would go for a younger woman.

 

"Pletty Frower just couldn't keep up" he said "And when I lerocate to Canbella I'm gunna arso have a clack at Juria on the side while I get up to speed on the Ozzie aviation regisration, after which I will ...................

And Ahrocksoff interrupted to repeat one of his recent posts elsewhere "Like hell you have" he added, or "Pig's a*se you have" when he was in a particularly defiant John Elliot type mood.

 

"Well" he (or she) added "I had to do something to resuscitate the NES or it would sit here at 7150 posts and go nowhere, "So toughen up ladies, and who wants to fiddle with my apron & be a Freemason".

 

"I never charge" said ..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

......Billy, I only............

 

 

[Bandit12]

......Billy, I only............

can accept cost sharing or those clowns in CASASASASA will rip me a new one." Something that the LoxyPoxy knows about only too well, given that on the night he was to be initiated into the secret coven of....

 

 

[ahlocks]

... the loyal order of water buffalo. "Ack acka dak, dak da....?*

 

*secret greeting only known to members..