The Never Ending Story

[Bandit12]

......"Oh ............................ I don't know" said Mavis "As I have always thought that Rick Moranis was hot, ever since I saw him as the Key-Master in Ghost-Busters, so come here Tubby and show Mave your ................................

.....six inch wookie."

 

Sadly, the TellyTurd's wookie was more like a 3 inch spam droid, following an earlier encounter with Han(d) Solo, which caused Mave to lose interest very quickly.

 

"It's worse than a solar powered light sabre" exclaimed Nanna, who then rushed to the teleporter and......

 

Edit: Bandito to Rat's Aunt - I'm baaaaaaack!!!

 

 

[Captain]

.....following an earlier encounter with Han(d) Solo"][/font]

 

My Aunt noted that you are back and available, and she said that she can't wait for a personal inspection, although she is concerned about the potential of a jealous spouse with legal training, or an ability to have ma tante buried out in the jardin, and have the investigation killed off.

 

 

[Bryon]

.....six inch wookie."

Sadly, the TellyTurd's wookie was more like a 3 inch spam droid, following an earlier encounter with Han(d) Solo, which caused Mave to lose interest very quickly.

 

"It's worse than a solar powered light sabre" exclaimed Nanna, who then rushed to the teleporter and......

 

Edit: Bandito to Rat's Aunt - I'm baaaaaaack!!!

...beamed up some batteries. Four AAA lithiim-ions to power up the light sabre and 6 Extra Heavy Duty Double D size for her own personal pink gem encrusted battery powered portable reciprocating.......

 

 

[Bryon]

Damn you Rattaus, foiled by your fast fingers once again!!!!

 

 

[Captain]

...beamed up some batteries. Four AAA lithiim-ions to power up the light sabre and 6 Extra Heavy Duty Double D size for her own personal pink gem encrusted battery powered portable reciprocating.......

.............. 912.

 

"You beauty" said McSoxinhisjox "As sourcing double D's is easier than carting Premium Unleaded every time I land".

 

Then Nanna piped up and said "I have some Double D's that will mean that you don't need those sox in your .............

 

 

[Bandit12]

.............. 912.

"You beauty" said McSoxinhisjox "As sourcing double D's is easier than carting Premium Unleaded every time I land".

 

Then Nanna piped up and said "I have some Double D's that will mean that you don't need those sox in your .............

.....friend Ahloxxx's drawer when you have a sleep over at his place. "

 

It's amazing what a good investigator can find in a sock drawer. Just ask Mrs B12, she can tell you about the time that she was called out to RandyAndy's humble abode and after a thorough search of his drawers, declared....

 

 

[Captain]

.....friend Ahloxxx's drawer when you have a sleep over at his place. "

It's amazing what a good investigator can find in a sock drawer. Just ask Mrs B12, she can tell you about the time that she was called out to RandyAndy's humble abode and after a thorough search of his drawers, declared....

...... this guy is a certified Devo (and I don't mean that he is a singer in the band), plus it looks like he has also had a big scare at some time as his .............

 

 

[Bandit12]

...... this guy is a certified Devo (and I don't mean that he is a singer in the band), plus it looks like he has also had a big scare at some time as his .............

....bookshelf held 200 copies of Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway. "

 

"Hmm..." mused the unofficial RecFly shrink Dr Twelve, "Is this really a case of RandyAndyWhoDressesLikeADandy trying to recover from a big scare? Or could it be a cover for what is really going on, which is....

 

 

[Captain]

....bookshelf held 200 copies of Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway. "

"Hmm..." mused the unofficial RecFly shrink Dr Twelve, "Is this really a case of RandyAndyWhoDressesLikeADandy trying to recover from a big scare? Or could it be a cover for what is really going on, which is....

..... that he had a good squiz at the Financials for the past couple of years, and did an involuntary one ............. & not into his hat this time either, as he was doing a fly-by at 20ft past the Coffs Tower at the time and it went into his ..............

 

 

[Captain]

..... that he had a good squiz at the Financials for the past couple of years, and did an involuntary one ............. & not into his hat this time either, as he was doing a fly-by at 20ft past the Coffs Tower at the time and it went into his ..............

..... CASA file, which was already pretty full and didn't read-well, let alone say-well when read out to the Minister.

 

"Where is Tubb" asked Nobu, as we miss him a rot.

 

"I think Tubb is pee'd off that the 12 incher and bull haven't yet done their homework on the RAA Financials and as a result, Tubb is boycotting the NES." leplied Acki.

 

"I have noticed that too" commented Ratsack "As Tubb and I used to be close, and now he ................

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

frets about the amount of individual threads bemoaning the happenings at ULCentral and trying to fit drag racing anaolgies to our flying happenings.......Of course Tubs tells us it was drag racing, and I half beleive him, especially the bit about drag....but stuffed if I know why dressing up needs an incorporated association, let alone one that comes complete with corporate governance, or at least committe governance for 40c a day per dressser........

 

Nobus ears perked up at that "I li cross dress, here I am what you think?

 

 

We'll said the 12 incher thats got my attention which wasnt hard to do as I was studying financials for a club I dont belong to.......I think I'll.....

 

P.S I got an education looking for that photo!!!!! Wasnt really after an oriental gentlemen more a tubs type of guy/gal......but I wasnt hanging around long enough to find what I wanted !!!!

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

find something that isnt cross dressing that I might wear to the ULCentral GM on the 9th of Feb, I suspect that it will be an emotion filled meeting and possibly in need of some light comedy when things get too tense....... And gental reader what would a 12incher wear to a GM....well of course........

 

 

Told you I got an edumacation!!!!

 

 

[Captain]

EDITOR'S NOTE: ............... Without Prejudice

 

Dear AndySh@inyourchapeau,

 

That photo in post # 7239 is not the Turbid Plonker, and you may be liable for defamation (& defication) of a forum Icon, as that is actually AhChoo in his Magnificent Moderrati costume, but without the pointed witches' hat (photo was taken at Fire Station immediately prior to a call out to practice close coopertion with the Gumly RFS).

 

However the photo in your post # 7240 does look a lot like the Turdy that we all know and love.

 

Signed The Editor

 

The Editor's Aunt reckons that it is wholesome that in the background there are further examples of other ethnic groups.

 

She also reckons that it great to see the 12 incher with such a smile on his dial ..... and wearing gloves to prevent the usual chafing.

 

In addition, she wonders what key words Andysh@ used in his search for those photos, with those words going into both his Google search history and his CASA file, let alone the FBI-like file that the Exec already have an Andy for asking too many questions.

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

The Editor's Aunt reckons that it is wholesome that in the background there are further examples of other ethnic groups.

 

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See I almost fell for that myself except that if bandits a 12 incher and clearly a whitey then those in the backgroud who are not Whiteys should be at least 18inches......I also thought it interesting that each bandit required a minder....perhaps when dressed up such there is a rush of testosterone to the head!!!

 

Oh I know all about those rushes of Testosterone said..........

 

 

[Bandit12]

See I almost fell for that myself except that if bandits a 12 incher and clearly a whitey then those in the backgroud who are not Whiteys should be at least 18inches......I also thought it interesting that each bandit required a minder....perhaps when dressed up such there is a rush of testosterone to the head!!!

"Oh I know all about those rushes of Testosterone said..........

....the well-dressed '12. "Just the other day, I was down at the drag strip with my Datsun 120Y, in the middle of doing my first ever sub-25 second 1/4, and I was waved down by this enormous purple Telly Tubby thing. He was jumping up and down about not having a photo of my gearstick in his records, and accused me of fiddling with his books!"

 

"That Tubby, he was so worked up, you could see the testosterone leaking from his....

 

 

[Captain]

....the well-dressed '12. "Just the other day, I was down at the drag strip with my Datsun 120Y, in the middle of doing my first ever sub-25 second 1/4, and I was waved down by this enormous purple Telly Tubby thing. He was jumping up and down about not having a photo of my gearstick in his records, and accused me of fiddling with his books!""That Tubby, he was so worked up, you could see the testosterone leaking from his....

...... analysis of the accounts.

 

"I've found it" advised Tink "As everyone appears to have accepted that it is the 12 incher."

 

"But what everyone appears to have forgotten is that we are now metric and the bandit may well be a 12 mm (diameter) and/or 12 cm (long), which makes him a match for AHchoo (they could be twins), and the result of which is very similar to what has been identified and tracked down by our resident sleuth, AndyS@onhisthumb, (who, in addition to asking the RAA for information, has also sent a registered letter to Mrs Bandit asking for confirmation) when he discovered that .....................

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

Bandit now uses metric spammers to tighten his nuts

 

 

[Bandit12]

Bandit now uses metric spammers to tighten his nuts

.....every 25 hours or 50nm, whichever comes first."

 

This blatant disregard of correct procedures caused Tinkle to wonder just how far the corruption had spread. An audit of of Andy(Ididwhatinmyhat???)'s logs revealed.....

 

 

[turboplanner]

...mothing because Andy had shat and coughed all over his bits.

 

Turbo was overcome to see that not only had his posts been read, but memorised too and.....

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

.......was overcome with grief that he wasnt able to have kept them all a seceret. "I didnt want the Nesers to know about my posts"he wailed. If you want to access them then talk to your local rep about it. Turbs had said this knowing that most of the reps couldnt be bothered to let the others in on the seceret posts either. But Andycoughed.com had other plans with these seceret posts. Maybe I'll just................

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Publish these into a book entitled "Goldfinger" and make millions" he said, "and then....."

 

 

[Captain]

"Publish these into a book entitled "Goldfinger" and make millions" he said, "and then....."

.... speaking of logs (see post # 7246), Erky Perky, as Andy just did another one in his hat, which means that ............

 

Ma Tante was out in the jardin in 42 degree heat, with her top off, and said "Welcome back Tink".

 

 

[Bandit12]

.... speaking of logs (see post # 7246), Erky Perky, as Andy just did another one in his hat, which means that ............

 

Ma Tante was out in the jardin in 42 degree heat, with her top off, and said "Welcome back Tink".

....he was not likely to invest his millions in requesting financial documents. Andy@36dollarsapop had taken a leaf out of Bandit's pine tree, and taken to pestering Tink for a pirated copy of his research.

 

"You think you want these documents (the truth)?" shouted Tink "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE......

 

 

[turboplanner]

....the Coffs Harbour Council will not be able to put off employing a cable collector and a sign at the entrance to the town saying "Coffs Harbour - Turdy Town 2013", and

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

home of the big shite in a hat. It rivaled the big pineapple in Qld and smelled even worse