The Never Ending Story

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were very good at starting up conversations, could harness the horses to the chariots, sharpen spears and daggers, and polish......

 

 

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were very good at starting up conversations, could harness the horses to the chariots, sharpen spears and daggers, and polish......

..... men seemed to really like them.

 

"The Czech's must like a good dyke too (nttiawwt)" said AhRoxoff, who had made a study of the subject after buying his Szara (not that there is anything wrong with that either) and finding that ....................

 

 

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...it was full of white ant holes.

 

Now Roxoff was a resourceful character, and filled all the holes with pop rivets which got it through the inspection all those years ago.

 

And that had made him the NV for today (Next Victim - aviation term). In the rush to pop all those rivets he'd grabbed the wrong set of photos and mailed them off...............

 

 

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...it was full of white ant holes.Now Roxoff was a resourceful character, and filled all the holes with pop rivets which got it through the inspection all those years ago.

 

And that had made him the NV for today (Next Victim - aviation term). In the rush to pop all those rivets he'd grabbed the wrong set of photos and mailed them off...............

..... to RAA HQ.

 

The problem was that Roxoff's Szara had been built in Kunovice, but for some reason his had come from the Kunovice that contains a half-way house, brothel/firestation combination, beer can disposal centre & conveyor belt into the aircratft factory all located about mid-way between Katherine and Daly Waters, where the white ants chew through beer cans as their preferred means of keeping their teeth sharp.

 

In addition, to get the lead on his rego before his Szara was complete, the photos that PoxyLoxy sent in where actually those of a downed Zero that was part of the raid on Darwin, but had run out of fuel while attempting a mission similar to the release of Mussles-ini in the Storch, except this was to be a daring escape of Nobu and Acki from their mountain lair at Cowla. But the Zero ditched just outside Kunovice NT, ground looped (AvRef) flipped (AvRef) a few times and was then attacked (RAA Ref) by white ants for 50 years.

 

"That Szara is in bloody good nick" said one of our plethora of TechMen (AvRef) when he received the pics "They'll do, just chuck those pics in the file and nobody will know, as if you can't trust AhChoo, who can you trust?"

 

"Well" piped up the Epauletted Deity, "There is ................

 

 

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"............................................................................................................................................................................................ked" comments removed for security reasons, Me" wrote the big..

 

 

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"............................................................................................................................................................................................ked" comments removed for security reasons, Me" wrote the big..

.... Bandit.

 

"I can be trusted too" said the Fakir "And then there is Planey, Brynylon, PantsOffRoxOff, Pete, Bess, FootLong, The lovable Rodent, Tinky Wink, EdumacatedAndy the HatSh@er, bull and ...........

 

 

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".......above all, Een"

 

However, Turbo noted that the Rat had slipped himself into this august group and points out that this rodent has been watching children's cartoons to get ideas for non-flattering photos of Turbo (there are no real unflattering photos in existence), and can be frequently seen loitering in the main street of Wagga Wagga with bags of lollies.

 

When Turbo raised his concerns with Ahloxette, the locker burst out laughing and said "yes, he's shouldn't be on the list, we should elect him to....................."

 

 

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".......above all, Een"However, Turbo noted that the Rat had slipped himself into this august group and points out that this rodent has been watching children's cartoons to get ideas for non-flattering photos of Turbo (there are no real unflattering photos in existence), and can be frequently seen loitering in the main street of Wagga Wagga with bags of lollies.

 

When Turbo raised his concerns with Ahloxette, the locker burst out laughing and said "yes, he's shouldn't be on the list, we should elect him to....................."

..... be the President of the Australian Association of Lolly Retailers, but don't worry about Ratsacks street corner exploits, as it is hard to look seductive after eating 3 large bags of Choo Choo Bars (his teeth are as black as my plugs with one ignition switch off), and with his Choo Choo inspired muffin bulge around your waste, and his Choo Choo hanging ...........

 

 

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.......from his scrawny tail, and.......

 

 

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.......from his scrawny tail, and.......

.... then being taken advantage of after being arrested by Constable Doubtfire, in the back of the DiviVan, in that sexual sanctuary down behind the Fire Station, where AhLocky first learnt to .......

 

 

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..........handle a....

 

 

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..........handle a....

..... pitchfork while wearing a pair of ..........

 

 

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Constable Doubtfire's knickers which were................

 

 

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Constable Doubtfire's knickers which were................

...... used to tie AHlow to the hose dryng poles after he and the good Constable had .........

 

 

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........finished with the No 3's, before.............

 

 

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........finished with the No 3's, before.............

...... Andy had prepared his hat again to do number ................

 

 

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...[number withdrawn due to secrecy policy]........whereupon the hat bulged like a CWA waist buttering a sandwich.............

 

 

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...[number withdrawn due to secrecy policy]........whereupon the hat bulged like a CWA waist buttering a sandwich.............

... "Oh Turps (your spunk) ...................................... but erky perky" said Mavis, who is reponsible for CWA hygene, who is the local night-cart contractor (so she has expertise) and who has a part time job as a casual CASA inspector down at the strip (no expertise required). "You can't butter sandwiches within half a mile of Andy's hat (CrapRef), or within a nautical mile (Avref) of Andy himself, as ......................

 

 

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".........because he is both hungry and naughty"

 

"And tricky" said Constable Doubtfire giving Loxette a very dark look.

 

 

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".........because he is both hungry and naughty""And tricky" said Constable Doubtfire giving Loxette a very dark look.

You see, Loxette and Doubtfire specialise in doing things in the dark, where they can furtively look at each other's ......................

 

 

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.........uniforms.

 

"See, I'm a fairy fiery furry fire" said Loxette

 

"I'll raise you one", said Doubtfire, "I'm a cope, crop COP!" so I outrank you"

 

"No you don't" said Loxette because I have the.............."

 

 

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.........uniforms."See, I'm a fairy fiery furry fire" said Loxette

 

"I'll raise you one", said Doubtfire, "I'm a cope, crop COP!" so I outrank you"

 

"No you don't" said Loxette because I have the.............."

..... gold braid & epaulettes to prove it, plus I also have these special firey Punch and Judy puppets that we zip onto the flies in our uniforms (see photo below). I doubt that they would fit the Bandit footlong, but you can just see the result in the puppet on the right, and we find that they ....................

 

 

 

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....move in a quite lifelike manner, but of course they don't have REAL epaulettes.......

 

 

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....move in a quite lifelike manner, but of course they don't have REAL epaulettes.......

........like wot our former prez did"

 

Nor as many" said Mavis. "With that many epaulettes, he could charm the pants off a.....

 

 

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wannabe 5 mile higher candidate.