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....set of balls, with.....

..... the Bandit's "bat" raised and ready to .......

 

My Aunt wants to make it very clear that when her nephew mentions Bandit's "bat", he is not referring to Flying Foxes although, come to think of it, they are about the same size and the Bandit's does prowl the countryside at night.

 

 

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...having a cr$......

 

It had been a slow day with Tomo being fast asleep, even when he was driving, B12 being out of it, even though he was in it, Loxed out, and Brine still eating the last scraps of Christmas Dinner.

 

There was a tapping noise from the passageway, and who should walk in carrying..........................

 

 

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...having a cr$......It had been a slow day with Tomo being fast asleep, even when he was driving, B12 being out of it, even though he was in it, Loxed out, and Brine still eating the last scraps of Christmas Dinner.

 

There was a tapping noise from the passageway, and who should walk in, carrying.

"I don't care if you do have a pistol" said Poxy Loxy "I will not allow you into my ............

 

 

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...aloons.

 

"What are they?" asked Rocketscience

 

"The trousers I used to wear when I sailed with Christopher Columbus" [telling untruths is not allowed on this site, but I'll let it go a bit since you are my favourite moderator - Een] said Ahsocks

 

"I think I'll get some pantaloons too" said Turbo to Brine

 

"Can't, I've copyrighted that description" said Rocketscience

 

"So sue me" said Brine

 

"He can't" said Een because he broke my copyright so his copyright doesn't stand

 

"They're my pantaloons" said Christopher Columbus, courtesy of Just Landed, aka Tinhead "so Een doesn't have copyright so he can't claim the name.

 

"You didn't mention what they were called, and apart from that you only discovered one Caribbean island and thought it was New York" said Turbo

 

"Let's get MamaKas to adjudicate" said Quaver who had been "liking" every post.

 

MamaKas spat out the apple she'd been chewing on "These things are too slow anyway, I'll have to do it from memory.

 

"Poxy Loxy aka Ahsocks aka Een'smate used the word "pant"

 

"Turbo (you devil!) came up with aloons"

 

Therefore no one owns the rights to pantaloons.

 

So Ahsocks and Turbo formed a joint venture called Just Pantalloons and jumped a plane to China looking for a manufacturer, where they.........

 

 

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...aloons."What are they?" asked Rocketscience

 

"The trousers I used to wear when I sailed with Christopher Columbus" [telling untruths is not allowed on this site, but I'll let it go a bit since you are my favourite moderator - Een] said Ahsocks

 

"I think I'll get some pantaloons too" said Turbo to Brine

 

"Can't, I've copyrighted that description" said Rocketscience

 

"So sue me" said Brine

 

"He can't" said Een because he broke my copyright so his copyright doesn't stand

 

"They're my pantaloons" said Christopher Columbus, courtesy of Just Landed, aka Tinhead "so Een doesn't have copyright so he can't claim the name.

 

"You didn't mention what they were called, and apart from that you only discovered one Caribbean island and thought it was New York" said Turbo

 

"Let's get MamaKas to adjudicate" said Quaver who had been "liking" every post.

 

MamaKas spat out the apple she'd been chewing on "These things are too slow anyway, I'll have to do it from memory.

 

"Poxy Loxy aka Ahsocks aka Een'smate used the word "pant"

 

"Turbo (you devil!) came up with aloons"

 

Therefore no one owns the rights to pantaloons.

 

So Ahsocks and Turbo formed a joint venture called Just Pantalloons and jumped a plane to China looking for a manufacturer, where they.........

...... tried to log into Rec Flying, but were brocked by the Chinese Government, so they missed the next post by Andythehatsh@er.

 

"That post # 7339 looks like a post from a Loon that hasn't been Pants'd for a while" Andy said, "But in China he is sure to walk past MamaSan's house of wholesome family massage and (breach Ahlot's copyright) before ................

 

"Curses & trumped again" said my Aunt out in the garden. "My pen in the garden doesn't work as quick as it should, and Ahlot the Harlot has used his Moderatti privileges to get inside me (figuratively and Forumwise speaking, of course)."

 

 

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Ahsox turned to Turbo and said you up for a long time? If yez are it'll costya 2 possum skins....Oh bugga said turdy, Ive only got a single possum skin and a few wombat droppigs....what can I get for that.....

 

 

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"Just warm fuzzy glow. No happy ending for you BangitHolme man" spurned the kimano clad cashier. "and we got copylight for seclet facetube video so there!" scoffed.....

... Chairman Meow, who specilised in *&$$!. "We don't wear kimonos in China, Ahrox, you dipsh*t. Where do you think you are? Cowla?"

 

"Hey, stay cool maaan" said Christopher Columbus "Chill out dude, because we have just ............

 

 

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"Ah Chinese in Kimono!" spat Chairman Meow "You want flight!""My name is Ah........"

... Choo, I don't need a flight as I am a pirot extraordiaire (and I often give myself a flight), as I have a SportStar and I am a rocksmiff."

 

"Ah, you must be a lich plick" said Chairman Meow "Do you want to buy some pussies, as I have a Catery where were have both Siamese and Burmese"

 

"How do you get them working visas?" asked AhChoo who was hoping that he could sclounge a job there too.

 

"No wollies about work permits, mate" lepried Meow "All you have to do is .............

 

 

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"......say you a refugee, and we give you ruxury house on waterflont, Caderac, three little maids, and rife pension."

 

"Hang on a minute Comrade" said Julia who only resigned six weeks before she became Plime Minister "We thought of that one first, although it was thought up by Comrade Rudd"

 

"HIM!" said Chairman Meow "He..............."

 

 

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"......say you a refugee, and we give you ruxury house on waterflont, Caderac, three little maids, and rife pension.""Hang on a minute Comrade" said Julia who only resigned six weeks before she became Plime Minister "We thought of that one first, although it was thought up by Comrade Rudd"

 

"HIM!" said Chairman Meow "He..............."

...... came to me when he won the part as Butters in Southpark. Can you see the rikeness berow? I taught him all he needed to know, incruding ...........

 

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...... came to me when he won the part as Butters in Southpark. Can you see the rikeness berow? I taught him all he needed to know, incruding ...........

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..... how to cly effectively when giving a lesignation speech, how to go to Brizzy for Chrissy to wear your Cozzy at the pool, and how to ...........

 

My Aunt was asking last night, out in the garden, what has happened to the Footlong. She thinks that one of you derros may have offended him (or her) (NTTIAWWT).

 

 

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..... how to cly effectively when giving a lesignation speech, how to go to Brizzy for Chrissy to wear your Cozzy at the pool, and how to ...........

.....and that most classic of Australian pastimes - how to throw another board member on the barbie!

 

And so the socialist takeover of ROz continued - all owners have been advised (edit - all references removed from website) to paint their party number on the side of their aero vehikles (with red paint of course) and.....

 

My Aunt was asking last night, out in the garden, what has happened to the Footlong. She thinks that one of you derros may have offended him (or her) (NTTIAWWT).

Don't tell Aunt, but I was away holidaying with Nana!

 

 

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the first clash was imminent......Send for Bull from Bone, If we are to win this battle we need a TyroJackacricket and a keyboard minus a few working keys.... Turbo suggested that a few Jab engines could be used to throw subpar throughbolts at any officious pratts on the day.........Jab throughbolt tossing as an art had got to the point where we could toss on demand.......Yeah said Naana and not just through bolts! I reckon that the 12 incher.....

 

 

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the first clash was imminent......Send for Bull from Bone, If we are to win this battle we need a TyroJackacricket and a keyboard minus a few working keys.... Turbo suggested that a few Jab engines could be used to throw subpar throughbolts at any officious pratts on the day.........Jab throughbolt tossing as an art had got to the point where we could toss on demand.......Yeah said Naana and not just through bolts! I reckon that the 12 incher.....

....might also be overstating it a bit, just like the Subway footlong which measured but 11 inches only recently. If only Jab could boast of an error rate of 1 in 12, then all we would have to talk about is...

 

 

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Is whether your the lucky Jab Jocky flying in the OK 6 cylinders, or the poor bugger in the next who has one pot that is feeling the need to be free when you least need it......Bit like E Paullette he should be free, banking (>30deg) and stalling (aerobatically) as needed in Tasswegia but instead he was chained to a desk containing a calculator, a ledger, and a book " The idiots guide to financial excuses" and a big drum that had a label on it "member tickets, lolly wrappers and other assorted office rubbish..........Elrato was heard to be snickering in the shaddows at the back of the room...........Monseur Paullette , I think you should.......

 

 

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