The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

Is whether your the lucky Jab Jocky flying in the OK 6 cylinders, or the poor bugger in the next who has one pot that is feeling the need to be free when you least need it......Bit like E Paullette he should be free, banking (>30deg) and stalling (aerobatically) as needed in Tasswegia but instead he was chained to a desk containing a calculator, a ledger, and a book " The idiots guide to financial excuses" and a big drum that had a label on it "member tickets, lolly wrappers and other assorted office rubbish..........Elrato was heard to be snickering in the shaddows at the back of the room...........Monseur Paullette , I think you should.......

...... buy a new ceremonial Air-Commodore's (or Air-Camry's) jump suit, give it a good polish, go the way of the Tasmanian Tiger (& the Tasmanian economy) and f............

 

 

[Captain]

...... buy a new ceremonial Air-Commodore's (or Air-Camry's) jump suit, give it a good polish, go the way of the Tasmanian Tiger (& the Tasmanian economy) and f............

.... find religion (praise be to CASA [hallelujah ......... and pass the thru-bolt nuts] the deity that looks after ..............

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

.... find religion (praise be to CASA [hallelujah ......... and pass the thru-bolt nuts] the deity that looks after ..............

whether youy can "going up" or are forced to merely "Go down"....... We'll why didnt you say said Mr E Paullette, when it comes to going down, other than your own 12 incher...theres no one better than me.....why I have so much gold braid that I need a W&B every time I set foot in the dear little Jabby and the only reason I dont have more stripes is that the blasted CASAMonsta moved to have us stick those annoying MTOW stickers on the front dash which cause student to look at the label and my shoulders and back andd forth with a worried look........ I usually resolve to toss in a few >30 bank and non aerobatic upside downers at a rate proportional to their concern!!! which always ends with a very satisfactory going down.......

 

All this talk of Going up and Down had Nana interested and casting looks of dispersion in the Tuba player direction.........

 

"You might pay attention Turbo!' she scolded...I

 

 

[Bryon]

All this talk of Going up and Down had Nana interested and casting looks of dispersion in the Tuba player direction.........

 

"You might pay attention Turbo!' she scolded...I

....could teach you a few things about going up and down"

 

"Never mind the up and down" said Mavis "what about the old in out?"

 

"Dont mention the old in out" said Nana "You know what it does to Elratto and his......

 

 

[turboplanner]

......limestone garden gnomette.......

 

 

[Bandit12]

......limestone garden gnomette.......

....when he gets too excited. We all know that their relationship is not recognised except in the state of Tasmania, but that doesn't mean that....

 

 

[Captain]

....when he gets too excited. We all know that their relationship is not recognised except in the state of Tasmania, but that doesn't mean that....

...... when it rains the limestone gnomette partially disolves and Ratty gets a stalagmite that would ................

 

 

[turboplanner]

....do grace [bitchslap] to nana's [old] wrinkled [dislike] radish [useful].....

 

Turbo requests a longer list so he can just click on icons, but the bitch slap must be included.

 

 

[Captain]

....do grace [bitchslap] to nana's [old] wrinkled [dislike] radish [useful].....

..... and once seen, would make Nanna call the the 12 incher "Stumpy", because Captain Rodent's stalagmite is ..............

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

..... and once seen, would make Nanna call the the 12 incher "Stumpy", because Captain Rodent's stalagmite is ..............

a very poor second to vegimite and was made of ground up cabage which was the only food stuff available in the Stalag.... Nobu thought it was pretty good stuff and showed weakness by those Germans responsible for keeping the blasted J17's ( an evolution of the B17 where those big round radial engines were replaced with Jab 3300's) aircrew locked up when their thrubolts had exited right over the top of the bombing mission targets. Our Empla think it betta that aircrew be used to provide the carbon needed in the steel making process.....feeding stalagmite waste of good cabbage! And for a Rat to have stagmite welll........

 

 

[planedriver]

...... when it rains the limestone gnomette partially disolves and Ratty gets a stalagmite that would ................

be held tightly in the highest esteem by Nana, where'as the stalagtite is simply for loosers ,because the blue pills don't work ......

 

 

[turboplanner]

..... as Plain Drivel had found again and again.

 

he was a greenie, normally found up a tree with a chain round his neck.

 

Even on extreme bushfire days he stuck to his principles, and on one occasion a bushfire had engulfed several square hectares, and although the Drivel's tree was in the middle of it, it was mysteriously untouched.

 

But he paid a price.

 

He fingernails and toe nails had adapted to climbing trees, becoming pointed, like a koala's

 

And his skin became blotchy and a pale yellow, like a ghost gum.

 

Thinking the blue pills migh change his complexion to human, he found that instead.................

 

 

[Captain]

..... as Plain Drivel had found again and again.he was a greenie, normally found up a tree with a chain round his neck.

 

Even on extreme bushfire days he stuck to his principles, and on one occasion a bushfire had engulfed several square hectares, and although the Drivel's tree was in the middle of it, it was mysteriously untouched.

 

But he paid a price.

 

He fingernails and toe nails had adapted to climbing trees, becoming pointed, like a koala's

 

And his skin became blotchy and a pale yellow, like a ghost gum.

 

Thinking the blue pills migh change his complexion to human, he found that instead.................

...... he looked like a possum, but with blue fur and a smurf hat that was rigid.

 

"There's a temptation ..... and where is my gun?" said Turbo, who saw a pair of blue G-strings (with a white codpiece) in his next wardrobe.

 

"I reckon it's a temptation too, as Planey looks hot" said Mavis "Because I have never ................

 

 

[turboplanner]

....bitch slapped him, so I should be in with a chance to.....

 

 

[Captain]

....bitch slapped him, so I should be in with a chance to.....

.... hit him with my Pekinese."

 

"Me thinks Tubby is a bit pleoccupied with bitch srapping" said Nobu "Is that kinky or is he .............

 

 

[turboplanner]

....bitch srapped out. "Jabiroos are...." he said, but received an immediate bitch slap from Mavis, who said "............................"

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

Still smarting after those other forumites had gone to town with the choices of 400 ways to dislike turbo and unprovoked at that!, and still they called for a neutral bitchslap... Must admit that if someone felt the need to bitchslap me it would be hard to feel neutral about it.... Nana got that nana careing look and suggested that Tubs needed to get his mind off it and take out a contract on the persistant one.... When the disliker was forming part of some buildings foundations it wouldnt hurt so much...... Almost neutral really. The rat yelled out, if your arranging contracts then can I tack a couple on, we might get a quantity discount.....in fact some of them might be free as a community service, there's mr..............

 

 

[Captain]

....bitch srapped out. "Jabiroos are...." he said, but received an immediate bitch slap from Mavis, who said "............................"

..... you shouldn't be jabbing roos, Turbo. Stick to possums & sheep, as they are easier to hold, they are prettier, and they ............

 

Le plume de ma tante wrote from out in the jardin "Apologies Andysh@ter, but you were too quick for moi with your last post"

 

 

[turboplanner]

....don't bitch slap like Mavis who goes off at................

 

 

[Bandit12]

....don't bitch slap like Mavis who goes off at................

....Andy@coughsbl00dysmokinggonnakillmeoneday who was the mastermind behind the "Let's sink the SS Turbo with 400 dislikes" campaign.

 

Andy had tried to retain the services of George Negus and Yumi Stynes to run his campaign, but they had already been retained by the RA-Aus board in an attempt to....

 

 

[Captain]

....Andy@coughsbl00dysmokinggonnakillmeoneday who was the mastermind behind the "Let's sink the SS Turbo with 400 dislikes" campaign.

Andy had tried to retain the services of George Negus and Yumi Stynes to run his campaign, but they had already been retained by the RA-Aus board in an attempt to....

...... explain and sustain the spin that all of the RAA's present malaise was caused by unthinking, unknowing members with an agenda to ...........

 

 

[Bryon]

...... explain and sustain the spin that all of the RAA's present malaise was caused by unthinking, unknowing members with an agenda to ...........

"I had one of them once"mused Elsecretarywithmanyepilets until someone said I didnt have any bollocks and changed my genda

 

"Oooooohh, doeth that mean you bat for both teamth ducky" lithped Elratto whiltht pulling on his pink lame tutu

 

"I alwaths wanted to................

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

Apply the clue bat liberally to mr Paullette. Who knows he said if i keep bashing a number or two might appear from Epi and thats a vast...........

 

 

[Captain]

Apply the clue bat liberally to mr Paullette. Who knows he said if i keep bashing a number or two might appear from Epi and thats a vast...........

... vastus medialis exercise which when used regularly will mke your flying suit bulge, thereby attracting both ladies and gentlemen (both teams, with which Brine is obviously well aquainted, not that there is anything wrong with that) and which go well with Salty's penchant for feathers (see photo of Salty below, taken at Natfly in 2012) when he had just started in the gym to exercise to increase the size of his ......

 

 

 

[Bandit12]

... vastus medialis exercise which when used regularly will mke your flying suit bulge, thereby attracting both ladies and gentlemen (both teams, with which Brine is obviously well aquainted, not that there is anything wrong with that) and which go well with Salty's penchant for feathers (see photo of Salty below, taken at Natfly in 2012) when he had just started in the gym to exercise to increase the size of his ......

....throughbolts. There is nothing worse than a flying suit bulge caused by premature failure of the....