The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

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[bull]

 

....... my fancy" said Maggie, who is a member of Gladstone "Islands", a family who have ruled F'nQ under an alliance with the Bjelke Pattersons, when Maggie, Flow & Madge had a torrid affair of the heart, & a few other bits, (NTTIAWWT) when the Islands, The B.Pattersons and the Millards ............

What-those-horrid-square-ones-,,,,,,,yelled-loxy,,,,,,,we-used-to-go-camping-in-one-years-ago,,to-the-blue-oyster-bar-,,and-c/van-park-i-think--they-were.................

 

 

[turboplanner]

........seized by the urge to buy a computer from Vinnnies, throw it at the front fence a few dozen times and-write-like-bone-the-defender.

 

It-had-been-some-time since-the-NESSERS-gad all been thrown out of the BOB because.............

 

 

[Captain]

........seized by the urge to buy a computer from Vinnnies, throw it at the front fence a few dozen times and-write-like-bone-the-defender.

It-had-been-some-time since-the-NESSERS-gad all been thrown out of the BOB because.............

...... the Millards decided to write poetry & publish a weekly magazine, the B.Pattersons started a caravan manufacturing business on the Sunshine Coast (with a chassis workshop and abattoir in Bone) and the Islands went ..............

 

 

[Captain]

...... the Millards decided to write poetry & publish a weekly magazine, the B.Pattersons started a caravan manufacturing business on the Sunshine Coast (with a chassis workshop and abattoir in Bone) and the Islands went ..............

.......... flying, fishing and forna........

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

thinging.......You could see the light bulb go off above the Bull...I get it he said when us real blokes, not like those mexatorian pansys, get up in the morning we do the 3 S's and when its a fantastic day....as it is here in FNQ one day perfect storm the next......you follow the 3 S's with 3F's, or maybe 4 if your real lucky and 10F's if you a lying poser...board member anyone?.......

 

ElRato looked at Tubz who was looking equally incredulous and suggested not only has he lost the space key but the clue key as well....We Mexatorians take........

 

 

[Captain]

thinging.......You could see the light bulb go off above the Bull...I get it he said when us real blokes, not like those mexatorian pansys, get up in the morning we do the 3 S's and when its a fantastic day....as it is here in FNQ one day perfect storm the next......you follow the 3 S's with 3F's, or maybe 4 if your real lucky and 10F's if you a lying poser...board member anyone?.......

ElRato looked at Tubz who was looking equally incredulous and suggested not only has he lost the space key but the clue key as well....We Mexatorians take........

...... it for granted that IQ numbers decrease in direct proportion as Latitude decreases (and humidity + the Cane Toad population increases)."

 

For Tubby not only looked incredulous, but he also looked incredible (NTTIAWWT) in his sequin jump suit (with sparkly epaulettes) while riding in his new Corvette, where he leant with one arm on the door while reading the CASA FOI information with the other and cruising down Lygon St with his ..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

.freshly whitened teeth flashing in the beeze.

 

The epaulets were dazzling, his shirt was monogrammed with "Flying Forever" and underneath "Bob Hoover"

 

He wasn't actually, claiming he was Bob Hoover, he told himself.

 

One of the shapely Lygon St chicks, with big b(language, mod) and all her teeth yelled out "BELLISSIMO!"

 

Turbo flashed her a big smile.......and then realised she was talking about the car.

 

 

[Bryon]

This perplexed Turbz as

 

1. One of the shapely Lygon St chicks, with big b(language, mod) and all her teeth yelled out "BELLISSIMO!"

 

showed that she wasnt a Collingwood supporter

 

2. freshly whitened teeth flashing in the beeze. The epaulets were dazzling, his shirt was monogrammed with "Flying Forever" and underneath "Bob Hoover"

 

and she hadnt even seen his undersized elasticated gold lurex jockstrap which...........

 

 

[Captain]

This perplexed Turbz as1. One of the shapely Lygon St chicks, with big b(language, mod) and all her teeth yelled out "BELLISSIMO!"

 

showed that she wasnt a Collingwood supporter

 

2. freshly whitened teeth flashing in the beeze. The epaulets were dazzling, his shirt was monogrammed with "Flying Forever" and underneath "Bob Hoover"

 

and she hadnt even seen his undersized elasticated gold lurex jockstrap which...........

...... contained naught but a ...........

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....ten cent piece and a pocket knife because.............

 

 

[Captain]

.....ten cent piece and a pocket knife because.............

....... that is what every Bange-It-Holme boy carries in case they get lucky .................... or in case they get ..............

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

A fearsom wedgie and need to ditch the undies in a hurry! The boys from Footescray were from time to time heard to mince around talking falsetto and paying out on bangitholme boys but every once in a while they felt the need to travel to bangitholme and do just that!

 

In fact Andy, with a somewhat empty hat (but a fuller outlook on Middo and his Bloody letter!!) might humbly suggest that Tubz look at the ShadeSail cutter available from the local Bunno's as a possible safer option than a pocket knife..unless Tubs was thinking of 2 uses at once, the 2nd being adult circumcision...... and in any event when the Footescray toughs saw the pocketknife they were likely to come forth with the famous CrocDundee line............

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

..."that's not a bloody knife"........I'll show you a bloody knife, you less than well-hung scroundle from south of the border, with your fancy gold lamay bloody mantard. God we see it all on Maggie island with you lot laying around distracting us while we are trying to simply circumnavvyigate around the place, piercing Tvl Class charlie just to piss bloody CASA off !!...why you lot need to suck the sap out of a good sized cane toad, chew on a crocidiles' manly parts and then..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

........extrapolate on the footpath in front of the bone RSL is...........

 

 

[Captain]

........extrapolate on the footpath in front of the bone RSL is...........

...... the way to go, just like Ratty used to do at the Gunnedah Golf Club when he was a pimply young tacker and where a younger version of Mavis used to stick her ............

 

 

[Bryon]

...... the way to go, just like Ratty used to do at the Gunnedah Golf Club when he was a pimply young tacker and where a younger version of Mavis used to stick her ............

.....glitter covered business cards in any discreet lurex jockstrap she could find.

 

Now Elratto, being the pimply young tacker he was, thought that the business cards were a bit rough on his dried fruit arrangement and promptly had a gold toof inserted so that the young Mavis would .......

 

 

[Captain]

.....glitter covered business cards in any discreet lurex jockstrap she could find.Now Elratto, being the pimply young tacker he was, thought that the business cards were a bit rough on his dried fruit arrangement and promptly had a gold toof inserted so that the young Mavis would .......

.... cringe in disgust.

 

"I'm not letting you insert that gold tooth" she said "Unless it is in your ............

 

 

[Bryon]

.... cringe in disgust.

"I'm not letting you insert that gold tooth" she said "Unless it is in your ............

...POH including the best figures for AoA, thrust and .........

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

......overall energy retention...I know those damn ULs are low inertia vehicals and those that fly them are all very suspect characters who often hide in closets sipping fine Scotch. The gold bedecked CASA man entereed the open hanger door, went straight for Maj and said "blow into this young man"...I ain't blowing into nothing...Hell we can't even get a decent accident report from the likes of you !!...........the CASA man fondled the gold cross hanging around his neck, and considered his next move. He rummaged into his plastic CASA provided suitcase with the little wheels, and held up a............................

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....strict liability notice.

 

"Do you know what this is?" he asked

 

"Sure do" said the Major and pulled out a 357 Magnum, which he normally used to blow away plovers on a quiet day at the airport.

 

He wasn't waving it AT the little gold cross clad official, but has wasn't waving it away from him either.

 

"Isn't strict liability what you bait dingoes with?" asked Maj innocently.

 

"YES!" replied the gold crossed official, "but.................................."

 

 

[bull]

Was-this-strict-liability-formed-from-the-earths-rotational-pull,or-the-half-asleep-daydreams-of-those-who-daydream-with-others-money-with-nothing-better-to-do-but-think-of-ways-of-making-money/appointing-blame-to-us-,-Qlanders--are-a-bit-behind-you-educated-highly-paid-white-collar-workers-from-the-southern-states,-But-when-you-sit-on-the-beach-gazeing-out-over-the-sea-sipping-on-a-cool-drink,watching-the-sun-set-arrhhh-BLISS--so-whats-a-bit-of-water-,anyway-time-for-some-more-mushrooms,,,,,,,,,,clear-prop,,,,

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

...............huh ???..............said the gold bedecked CASA man, as he dug even deeper into the plastic wheeled suitcase, looking for the advance drug-testing kit, capable of detecting psylosyben mushrooms from the stools or an afghanistan water rat !.................."suck on this" he demanded, to the less than interested Qlanded about to climb aboard the tyrojacketcricket warp wonder Mk2. You can stick that where the sun don't shine in Queensland said the.....................

 

 

[bull]

fellow-from-the-labour-party-[as-he-quietly-passed-over-gillsards-address]-she-dont-get-up-here-very-often-only-when-working-on-her-PR-profile...but-you-might-catch-her-at-hayman-island.........

 

 

[turboplanner]

...where a few years ago I caught Isaac and Loxie celebrating after a Natfly meeting, doing a Karioke.

 

Loxie was slimmer in those days and looked like he had a future as a choreographer.