The Never Ending Story

[Guest Andys@coffs]

Eeew said andy in his best teenage girl voice......Yous guys can do your Hetro's all you like...As for me, Im still happy with She who must be obeyed........or listend too....or maybe not ignored all that often even!. Me Im merely Girl.s.exual! meaning I like s.exuals with Girls....well not any Girls.....just the wife really! "Hetro's!!!!! F*&k me ! next we'll be having a Perv's march in Kings bloody cross and those perv's will be calling for Hetro rights and be wanting Hetro Marriage equality!" Andy was pretty put out was prone to mumbling angrily to himself for a few minutes before forgeting about those strange bunch!!!. Meanwhile.......

 

 

[Captain]

".....heterosexual?"

"No mate" replied Brine "As SlartiBartSimpson and AhlotTheHarlot often joke to each other during the Moderator's meeting at the Blue Oyster, they are heteronomously heterophylious, while sometimes during a full moon they go to the Clear Prop Shop, buy some Pilot's Porn and .................

 

Randy@PortMacquarieTheWifeDefiler[/email]' date=' post: 26507, member: 0"']"........ meanwhile .............

[ahlocks]

... buy some Pilot's Porn and .................

...slink quietly off to the back of the hangar with a box of....

 

 

[turboplanner]

G spots and try to read the Chinese instructions, which usually start with "Before open package.........,,."

 

 

[ahlocks]

".. suspend belief in goods looky like picture on box."

 

 

[turboplanner]

Which particularly applied in Wagga Wagga after Ahlot had been given the job of coming up with a promotional programme for kids by tbe Fire Departmemt and had plastered all the trucks with a photo of himself looking grim with the caption "Play with matches and I'll get YOU!" and all the kids fell about laughing, saying: "......."

 

 

[Captain]

Which particularly applied in Wagga Wagga after Ahlot had been given the job of coming up with a promotional programme for kids by tbe Fire Departmemt and had plastered all the trucks with a photo of himself looking grim with the caption "Play with matches and I'll get YOU!" and all the kids fell about laughing, saying: "......."

"After what he plays with, matches are the least of his worries, but then again AhLow is a dashing Fly-Boy, a Suzuki lider, an exclusive members of the Magnificenti Moderattori, a founder member at the Blue Oyster and a real ..............

 

 

[ahlocks]

a founder member at the Blue Oyster and a real ..............

"...handsome and lovable representation of all things good in the world." ( )

 

This was too much for the cottonwool commandos! "There is a duty of care to ensure that children don't risk injury by falling while laughing!" scowled the spokeswuss. "Get those posters off the trucks and threaten the children with fines, gaol terms and losing their houses."

 

"Teehee, ouch, teehee" said....

 

 

[turboplanner]

....Turbo, "Ahlot's learning the language, and...."

 

 

[Captain]

....Turbo, "Ahlot's learning the language, and...."

......... at that point he was drummed out because the little ankle biters were dropping like flies (& a bit like they drop at the Blue Oyster too).

 

"Tee hee thump" was the sound repeated throughout the school.

 

The Head Mistress (who was given that title because she was seeing a number of married men [it was actually a bevy of them], and women [NTTIAWWT, and by coincidence one of whom was named Bev], at the time) stepped in and suggested to AhLox "Perhaps teaching kiddies may not be your forte, but you are certainly a fine hot speciman so if you are interested in adding to my list, my mobile is 0837 744 75*."

 

To which Ahlox stopped Moderating, drew himself up to his .......................

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

feet and raced for the phone...for it wasnt every day that Ahlocks, a sworn bevs.exual got that chance to act out his....

 

 

[ahlocks]

... life long fantasy of talking to a real live Bev!

 

"Hello" :sweat:he stammered as he.......

 

 

[Captain]

... life long fantasy of talking to a real live Bev!

"Hello" :sweat:he stammered as he.......

.... realised that he had been sucked in (NTTIAWWT), that this Bev was actually an abbreviation for "Beveller" and he was in the middle of a woodworking version of the "Gherkin-Slicer" joke.

 

"Tee Hee thump" went the NES'ers as they revelled in his embarrasment.

 

"He zipped up, put on his Moderatti hat and quoted Shakespeare by reciting .............

 

 

[Bandit12]

....

"He zipped up, put on his Moderatti hat and quoted Shakespeare by reciting .............

.....the tail of Snoopy and the Red Baron.

 

"One day, high over Flanders fields, soared a graceful dog kennel. In tight formation with his wingmen, Woodstock and Captain Ratenbacker, Snoopy was keeping a watchful eye over the lines when he spotted a glint....

 

 

[Admin]

[Captain]

.....the tail of Snoopy and the Red Baron.

"One day, high over Flanders fields, soared a graceful dog kennel. In tight formation with his wingmen, Woodstock and Captain Ratenbacker, Snoopy was keeping a watchful eye over the lines when he spotted a glint....

....... down at the airfield, which was fully identifible when Snoopy was on short final.

 

"Oh poop" said Snoopy to himself as he flaired (AvRef) "That glint came from a CASA Inspector's badge and I'm gunna be ramp checked when I park this thing."

 

"We've had a complaint from some bloke named "Red", so where is your flight plan, your maintenance little booklet, your current map of Flanders (and Fields), your radio endorsement and your latest machine-gun firing permission slip" asked the Inspector.

 

"Get knotted" replied Snoopy, who wasn't so cute when he was not on camera "Radios haven't been invented yet, you wanka".

 

And as the Inspector walked around the aircraft looking for some way to give Snoopy more grief, he was at the front bit where the fan is located when Snoopy's paw moved calmly to the trigger and ..............

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

proceeded to "clear prop" in a somewhat unconventional way.........Bloody idiot he thought.....surely the experts know that props are dangerous especially when fitted with a dynamic 303 lead balancer! He noted that the glint seemed to have dissapeared.........Oh well he thought, might put the old bird away and slip back into the tardiss and whip forward in time back to Feb the 9th 2013....Shame he thought that I cant bring the dynamic lead balancer with me MMM could do with a balance he thought......and as for.....

 

 

[bull]

..Shame he thought that I cant bring the dynamic lead balancer with me MMM could do with a balance he thought......and as for.....ROGER-RAMJET----pfffff-only-taildraggers-are-real-aviators...............

 

 

[Captain]

..Shame he thought that I cant bring the dynamic lead balancer with me MMM could do with a balance he thought......and as for.....ROGER-RAMJET----pfffff-only-taildraggers-are-real-aviators...............

...... except for those that just do it because they have worms.

 

..slip back in ............... whipped cream ............... put the old girl away .............. etc

"Now your talking my lingo" said Nanna, who was the old girl that Andy had put away, "But" she added "For a good looking fit young lad like you, who in post # 7601 had expressed the joys of hetro wife stuff, why then did you .........

 

 

[bull]

Well, have a look at that ,,said nana that bully fellows has lost his dashes ,,,,,not the only thing he,s lost said loxy !!!! Hey comeon now loxy i went to the shrink like you told me to,,,and all he said was get another keyboard b&^%$y hell 400bucks for that advice ,,bugger this i,m going flying in my jackacricket[hope the mrs does,nt notice the new victa has no motor lol anyway,,,,,clear prop and cows and goats and roos cause im a takeing off ,now whats that stick fingy for again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

[Bandit12]

Well, have a look at that ,,said nana that bully fellows has lost his dashes ,,,,,not the only thing he,s lost said loxy !!!! Hey comeon now loxy i went to the shrink like you told me to,,,and all he said was get another keyboard b&^%$y hell 400bucks for that advice ,,bugger this i,m going flying in my jackacricket[hope the mrs does,nt notice the new victa has no motor lol anyway,,,,,clear prop and cows and goats and roos cause im a takeing off ,now whats that stick fingy for again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Our Loxy knew just what the stick was for, and proceeded to wield it with great delight against the slightly hairy derriere of the Turbo, shouting "What do think about this prevention technique, you mother trucker!". Turbo knew just how to deal with this......

 

 

[Bryon]

Our Loxy knew just what the stick was for, and proceeded to wield it with great delight against the slightly hairy derriere of the Turbo, shouting "What do think about this prevention technique, you mother trucker!". Turbo knew just how to deal with this......

.....for Turdz had been a Mek-a-nic for a long time and knew all about truckers.

 

"Someday I will find my mother and people will stop calling me a.............

 

 

[Bandit12]

.....for Turdz had been a Mek-a-nic for a long time and knew all about truckers."Someday I will find my mother and people will stop calling me an.............

...insurance salesman (or saleswoman, gender yet to be verified by a reliable source) and might even listen to my cryptic, foreboding comments!

 

Bandit12 pondered this state of affairs, and noticed the tumbleweeds blowing past the unmoving corpse of the NES. "I wonder if this is truely the end?" he thought to himself. "Maybe it is time to poke the Lox and see if he is still.....

 

 

[bull]

interested-in-coming-over-to-the-blue-oyster-bar,like-he,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

[Bryon]

,,,,,had promised to do with Elratto, but unfortunately Turdz had interrupted them at the crucial moment when.......