ahlocks Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 ..they'd just drilled a peep hole through the wall of the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Tomo,s-plane-trailer,,for-when-we.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 had to do that pre trailer unload inspection of his clacker. It was a well known phenomena that clackers played up at the worst of times and they were known to suffer flutter problems when death was possibly imminent. No one has yet worked out how to determine if clacker failure is likely of not and all that we could do was inspect them more often. GetmeLox off was well known as the industries best clacker inspector and people travelled from far a field to have him...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 No one has yet worked out how to determine if clacker failure is likely of not and all that we could do was inspect them more often. GetmeLox off was well known as the industries best clacker inspector and people travelled from far a field to have him...... .... also check their castanets if females or their maracas if blokes, because Ahlow is a specialist at ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The Samba........and as we all know samba flying requires clackers, maracas and Castanets to be tuned perfectly. Students when first learning to land often try the samba flying manoeuvres when their Type A personality confidence is far in excess of their capabilities and its often the case that poor tuning is evident, whereuponh shrinkage of maracas and out of beat way to fast clackering can be observed!.....GetmeLox off on the other hand his clacker to maraca timing was enough to have constable doubtfire searching high and low for...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Its probably worth pointing out to those who may see only a loose connection in recent posts to aviation, that in French Aircraft the Jet starter switch is Le Claquer......just in case people were thinking it was something else...... forgive my Aussie translation......it holds true that with a good curry, a touch of the claquer and some judicious adjusting of my throttle that full afterburner can easily be obtained....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 GetmeLox off on the other hand his clacker to maraca timing was enough to have constable doubtfire searching high and low for...... ............. her cuffs. It is well known that they are often called "handcuffs", but with AhLottheHarlot, she often uses them to enhance the experience by cuffing one or both of his maracas to his ............. Le plume de ma Tante is sometimes used near Le Claquer, out in the garden when Tubby calls in for his aperitif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 leg-irons-[a-convict-remnant],and-watching-as-he-tries-to................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 leg-irons-[a-convict-remnant],and-watching-as-he-tries-to................. .... convert bull-from-bone to give the hyphen key the flick and use the space bar. "I eat space bars for strength and sustenance-before-I go X-country in my tyro-jack-a-cricket." bull added. "And he puts the tree back in country" added ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Turdy who was only half listening to the goings on......The hatshatter noting his concentration and lack of involvement in TNES said "Turdy....what are you doing with Loxys certificate?" Turdy looked somewhat guilty and said "Times are tuff in Bangitholme and Loxy offered me a few bucks to whip up a WaitWatchers genuine Airworthiness /Type/CASA get out gaol certificate to provide RAAus.....Im told that with the Wait Watcher you can get so much more for your wait.....why some on whipping up their own wait watchers looked quite able to wait forever....." The golden tooth rodent looked thoughtful and said "sounds reasonable...after all there's a fair bit of wait to be had with RAAus these days why in the time available and at the rates that miners get paid Bull would be able to afford............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 more-oil-for-the-jackacricket,,,??-said-Sir-Nobu,,[just-back-from-atrade-trip-to-china],,,,Ah-cried-bull,i,ve-found-it---ok,clause-nineteen-of-chapter-six,,of-the-discrimination-guide-to-freedom-of-expression/artistic,characterisation,styles,and-oil-mixture-ratios.No-member-can-deride/accost/injure/or-cut-of-on-final,anybody-because-of-something-different,,,,,,You-velly-funny-man-bull-said-nobu,,wheres-my-sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ......and the Hyphenator struck viciously, but so had Sir Nob's Captain when he............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methusala Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Tripped heavily over the space bar and alighted daintily on the piano keys. These had acquired a striking similarity to the rat's gold toothy grin. Ahlott was mesmerised and gushed excitedly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ...OoooooEeeeeee (he was a Moderator), and raised his sticky fingers to strike at the poor contributors. But the Hyphenator was ready for him and drew himself up to his full height, which is a bit of a problem in a Tyro-Jacka-Cricket. The TJC swerved alarmingly, the 30 kt howling slipstream almost balded him, his eyes watered, but he stood his ground and said ".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ...OoooooEeeeeee (he was a Moderator), and raised his sticky fingers to strike at the poor contributors. But the Hyphenator was ready for him and drew himself up to his full height, which is a bit of a problem in a Tyro-Jacka-Cricket. The TJC swerved alarmingly, the 30 kt howling slipstream almost balded him, his eyes watered, but he stood his ground and said ".... ....."You can moderate my posts, you can even cancel my registration you little Pox. But you can't stop me flying my Tyro-ro-ro, at least in ground effect on a cool day!" You see, that is the problem when you go flying 20kg over the new MTOW (which funnily enough is 20kg less than the old one). The Hyphenator had considered whether he/she (gender not verified by independant sources) should sue, but always got stuck trying to work out who Sue actually was. "I know Sue" exclaimed Tubby "We had a wonderful weekend together back in the 80s, when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ...mullets were all the rage and Elrattos disco pants were so tight you could see his..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ....glands which were............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ....glands which were............. ..... enlarged at the time. "Do you have glandular fever or are you just glad to see me?" asked Sue, who was Nanna's sister and was also having a casual affair with Mavis when they would rendezvoused after each CWA Meeting and RAA EGM. This attracted a bit of interest from the TurdyPlonker, who said "................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVOCET Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Have you got you rego yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Have vous got your rego yet? ..... which was a common pick-up-line amongst RAA members, as many members were prone to add "If you can get my rego thru quickly, I'll get prone for you." "But not me" denied Ahlot "As I prefer ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "....prunes to help with all the........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 motions that are likely to be at the next notso extraordinary meeting, why there will be the no more wait watching motion, which would be sure to be followed by a speech that will include most of the following:- we got it wrong (no not really....fingers crossed behind back) we'll put it right (well we would if we could find something that was wrong) we'll communicate more (between each other telling each other what a bunch of flogs those troublemakers are) we'll follow the law (The CYA law universally adored by all those that have trouble spelling law let alone understanding what it is) we live by the constitution (its over there under that dusty pile of sports flyer magazines!) And many other platitudes that have a similar affect to prunes on those listening. Following that recurring segment of the meeting we'll have the Q&A part about how many beer cans are stuck on the ground, it'll be like an auction with a starting bid of 100 but likely to grow to 1000 followed by the sky's limit, and in this case it really is. Finally we will have a shortish segment where we will not speak of anything legal for the fear that members will rapidly get to understand that the bullet points above are in fact looking a little tired and worn out.... To protect against anyone being clever enough to see through this ruse we'll pay lawyers to speak about not speaking and to threaten all sorts of mayhem on our bank account if someone was to talk...... Nobu....who had been listing said.....Sounds like Japanese emporah all over again when the war was declared...same stuff..... and when at Cowla Rat also........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVOCET Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Said I'm still waiting on my rego and I'm about to ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 .....attend another meeting. "Go ahead, make my day" said ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 ....Arhlocks,,,as-he-started-peeling-off-his-rego-numbers-,any-one-gotta-razor-blade-,,he-cried............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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