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......n old telegraph pole just covered with elbow skin.

 

"We do piercings cheap below the navel (NTTIAWWT) at the Blue (skyref) Oyster (H2Oref) Bar (BOB) during our family friendship gathering happy hours" said AhLow (devoref), trying to lure in more punters, so that he ....................

 

 

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.... vill allow me to set up mein own vebsite and become the Eeeen Bäcker of Gümly Gümly" said the Arlot "Von were ve vill giff Poland a hard time und as I haff noticed in another thread I vill add an investigative journalism section and expose that the Flying Vision-of-Loveliness may prefer an image as a friendly brown puppy, but was actually exposed as being out last night for a tryst (not that there is anything wrong with that) with a 30 woman (not that there is anything wrong with that either) out near Cunnamulla, where they .............

 

 

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"......eat their young,"Re post #8052, do you mean Lexus" said Harriet.

 

"NO dumbkoffen!" said the Loxerfuhrer " VEE VON the VAR, NUT you, and........."

 

 

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...... then Detlef piped up "Es ist sehr great to hear zee Cherman lingo again after zo long".

 

And it was all out of the bag, because Detlef had been masquerading as Nobu in the Japanese POW camp in Cowra, to get away from the poor quality bratwurst that was dished up in the Cherman camp in Mudgee.

 

"Ich bin a proud aerian" said Detlef "Und it has been a pain in zee arrrrse to have to hide mein brue eyes and dlop mein r's (und mein *rse) to act rike a .............

 

 

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............but he was interrupted by a most unlikely source: "You SCHIMMERSCHICT!! cried Salty, exposing himself [he comes from Dandenong] as a former SS Colonel who really7 drank Schnapps rather than whiskey.

 

"You've given us all away! We were doing well infiltrating the Japanese POW camp, and getting Jabu secret drawings for the Luftwaffe, but now everyone knows our secret!

 

"Und" Salty continued "I vish you vould stop droppen your r's ven I am muchen lunchen!"

 

This was a shock to the NES, it changed everything........

 

 

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...... because everyone then realised that when a thru bolt popped the noise that followed was the munchen and lunchen of that cylinder, followed by the munchen and lunchen of the leaken downen.

 

But then everything changed again when the DeutchMark dropped and everyone made the connection between Detleff, Salzy, AcHtungLox, das TurboGroupenFeurerPlanter, the zwölf incher, die FlugenViszla, Eeeen Bäcker and that Austrian company that macht das Ax .................................................................... und .................

 

 

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.........they also saw the expose in the Mirror where Rupert claimed that Eeeen Bäcker had been seen in Argentina flying a Spurtzenstrzen, with a loud clanging noise coming from the spragencluchen, accompanied by die FlugenVisla and pursued by the zwölf incher, who had lost a lot on the trip over due to low flying over shark infested waters, where......

 

 

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....... Andreas the melone verrichten-er from hustens hafen was just finishing a .............

 

 

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....melone which he had picked with his own two hands; the only problem was that it was not from his own farm.

 

"Raus, RAUS! you Sprechenhargen: said the Coffs Harbourmaster, :or I vil smitzen you mit my beggen bananan, unt it von't be a smoothie either......................"

 

 

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..... , as es vill be rau, just like AHlox is.

 

"what's-all-this-foreign-lingo? asked bull from boner, "as-them-buggers don't know English and are crappy punctuators"

 

"Now hang on there chaps" sagt Suzan the FluganViszla (or 苏珊。女子名 as she is better known in China) "We need to give bull from boner the benefit of the doubt, just like Chamberlain did in '39."

 

But that was too much for the StuhlgangPlanung, who immediately went to his keyboard and typed ......................

 

 

Posted

...........QWERTY, but Qwerty hadn't responded for a long time and was last seen sitting on top of a half submerged mate's plane out in the middle of a Tasmanian river, where he.........

 

 

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... waited for it to turn into a boeing business jet, just like in that beer ad. 029_crazy.gif.ebbc52a455bc8465c993e605ac0f576a.gif

 

"Vere ist un saf worken statement!" :ranting:screamed the fluganstazi. "you kant do anyting vitout zee papervork und zee......"

 

 

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... waited for it to turn into a boeing business jet, just like in that beer ad. 029_crazy.gif.ebbc52a455bc8465c993e605ac0f576a.gif

"Vere ist un saf worken statement!" :ranting:screamed the fluganstazi. "you kant do anyting vitout zee papervork und zee......"

........ papertrail, und zee papermache und zee papertiger ploos zee paperclip in zee paperback, to alles macht das paperweight.

 

"Now hold on there" said Loxlie, all indignant-like "What's this about paperclips, papermache and paperweights? Is some smartarse talking in code about my beloved beer-can."

 

"No .......... no ........... no ...............no ................................Yes" said the NES equivalent of that bloke from Dibley (was it the TurdyPlonker?).

 

'Well" said our beloved Loxlie "I've never been so insulted"

 

"yes._=# you .....//,, have" responded bull-from-bone, who had just completed Billy Gates' punctuation course "what,,,about,,when...you.............

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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had your photo taken here http://www.recreationalflying.com.au/threads/the-never-ending-story.3670/page-374#post-275036 and then had the gumly gumly ladies guild all in ROFLMAOING around like mad pigs, with words to the effect that they were sure that was false advertising, the same as buying a kg of sausages and finding you've only a single party frankfurt for 12 partygoers ........ who suddenly weren't goers at all!

 

El Rato was heard to snigger......

 

 

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........... that after seeing that photo, Ahlow has 2 axes, and no wonder the 12 incher hasn't posted on the NES after seeing that pic.

 

Then Ahlot stood tall, pulled his shoulders back, puffed his chest out, tucked his paunch in, put his right leg in, put his left arm out and shook his ...........

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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clutch all about.....RoxOff only had a second Ax for when his first Ax was suffering from that well know Ax Ailment where the clutch failed to clutch anything no matter what degree of desperation was present , in which case the ability to exit post haste from the szar from any direction in the cockpit was a desirable feature......Turdy was heard to wonder if RoxOffs hose was a potential safety issue and whether we should have an SMS entry about requiring the kindest cut....but more fast than kindly..... when preparing to exit in despair and shouting words of parentage doubt at his beloved Ax'n!

 

 

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"I can't get out. Help" he cried 'The canopy is locked and I'm stuck + a bit claustrophobeised"

 

"It's not locked" said Andy "It's just closed and those little lever things hold it shut"

 

"Well I never" said a relieved Ahlow, who put the other axe away "Phew and your beauty, now which way do I turn these levers and how do I get ..............

 

 

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.........and that's the way it had been ever since he bought the Szara. In fact one tourist from Buggaree even offered him a crank handle AND HE TOOK IT!!!

 

He'd even been seen towing it with the Biltzenvagen to try to get it to start, and of course complained after Turbo told him to squirt hair restorer into the intake, and................

 

 

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........ if that doesn't work, spray Aerostart up your exhaust.

 

"I tried that" replied McJockwiththesox "And it stings like buggery (NTTIAWWT), so it has become a standard party trick during happy hour at the Blue Oyster (NTTIAWWTE)".

 

"Not Aerostart up THAT exhaust, Loxly, you dill" said TurdBro "As WD40 is cheaper and it ............

 

 

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... 'WD' doesn't actually stand for Wet Date."

 

TryanythingonceRat pondered this relevation for a few minutes blink.gif.f1ea649b5c5807cc7028f9cd8cfae8c0.gif and then put the can down. "You mean that...."

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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where I thought it meant "A can is good to Wet Donut at least 40 times" is correct......

 

 

Posted

"Try that and you'll be the bestest taildrag(g)er in all of Mount Moorong and you won't need any special training either!" retorted the BangitHolme botherboy as he....

 

 

Guest Andys@coffs
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inserted the little yellow tube ......"If a little is good via the general nozzle then clearly more, via the tube, is........."

 

 

Posted

"....as to the square of the hypotenuse"

 

"They've got a terrible bite, but I don't provoke them" said Foxhunter.

 

"Ye..........."

 

 

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