Captain Posted October 9, 2013 Posted October 9, 2013 .............. never want to get between a Hypotenuse and the water, never get between Sarah Hansen-Young and a TV camera, don't get between Turdbro and a Corvette, don't get between Ahlot and the tube from a can of WD and never get between Andy and a ...............
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 opportunity (sic) to wave the wooden spoon in......
Guest Andys@coffs Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 Tubbsy general direction......but how did one find a sick opportunity, and why has Tubby spelled it wrong.......Rat poked Andy in the ribs....with his elbow![sIC]...... and said.....People think Tubs is smart[sIC...nah more uninformed really] but we know better, them Bangitholme boys[very SIC] aren't Roads [sIC] Scolars[more SIC].........other than they know Boots is good on Roads and heads..... Tubs looked incredulously at both of them..."You fools.Its not sick...its SIC as in TLA for SpelledInCorrect!" "Oh...." said Andy, "I thought is was latin for perverted mind and if you........."
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 "....were sic you could take a pil, have a hot drin and lie down in be, where......"
Captain Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ....... you would play with your plon............
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ...........ius pilot until Harriet has another hissy fit at Hatshat.
Captain Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 And Plonius Pilot stood up straight just after finding that other bloke guilty, and said to Biggus duodecim Incher "................
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 "........did you see Hatshat today? he was wearing a particularly attractive tuber, and his short leather pants were to die for, but Harriet tore him to shreds, shrieking and scream that she only liked watching Mickey Mouse" "Do we have television yet?" asked Biggus duodecim Inche "No", said Turbo, "but we'll overlook that little slip; Hatty was only putting out his opinion" (which was a welcome change from what he usually puts out) "I had Harriet on ignore, so I missed most of it, but just caught the end, which was........."
Guest Andys@coffs Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 was Biggus unus Inche......well.....parvus minor minimus unus Inche...but it was a bit grotty around the end in fact I was wonder if his unus has mistakelf found its way into an a...... Enough of all this latinus rubbishus! yelled Ahlot.........get back to me........why yesterday youse spoke about me enough that I was forced to write a few posts myself and youse know us moderatum spleditorium's we sit quietly in the background erasing a name here or there...or there again...or for the LAST time there! So....about me said.....
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ".......bull-from-bone-when-people-pick-on-me-why-don't-you-stop-them?" Arlot was just a little slow to respond and was beaten to the keyboard by...........
Guest Andys@coffs Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 dotdash who was like bull-from-bone working in the Tanami desert and his keyboard had so much desert inside it that the only keys that worked where the . and the - ..-. .- .-. -.- -- . .. -- ... .. -.-. -.- --- ..-. - .... . -.. --- - .- -. -.. - .... . -.. .- ... .... -.- . -.-- .-.-.- .. --- .-. -.. . .-. . -.. .- -. . .-- -.- . -.-- -... --- .- .-. -.. -... ..- - - .... . -.-. .- -- . .-.. .--. --- ... - .... .- ... -. .----. - -.. . .-.. .. ...- . .-. . -.. -.-- . - he said (http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm) There was a stunned silence (as there often is on NES) between the last dash and......Then a certain new south mexitoria ex rep stood and said " How Rude!! Its all in capital letters and where I come from that's as bad as using red pen! why......... P.s to save confusion dotdash and ditdar are unrelated....obviously!!
Captain Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 Andys@coffs' date=' post: 315847, member: 94[/email']] P.s to save confusion dotdash and ditdar are unrelated....obviously!! Except that their mums may have been got-at by a dyslectic line-marker who worked for the Dept of Main Roads and spent a lot of time writing rude coded messages up the centre of the Newell that only Turdbro could decipher is his usual speed induced stupor as he drove his Kenworth north singing "The lights on the hill are a-blinding me". But Biggles also worked it out when he overshot The Rock, said "Geez it's flat out here" and headed for Melbournistan but actually went north IFR along the Newell and saw the line-marker's cryptic message, which said ..-. -- . .. .... .- ...- . .--- .- ... - -... . . -. .- - - .... . -... --- -... .- -. -... ... . . -. - .... . .... .- .-. .-.. --- - ... .-.. . --.
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ...and Turbo replied - ..- .-. -... --- / ... .- .-- / .. - / ... --- -- . / - .. -- . / .- --. --- / .- -. -.. / .. - / .-- .- ... / .--. ..- - .-. .. -.. / ... --- / -. --- .-- / .. - / -- ..- ... - / -... . / .- .-- ..-. ..- .-.. which led to......
Captain Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ..... a dyslexia-athon (or a thonalexadyslia as they said it) just outside SekraP on the Newel. But Bro-Turd said to the mark-liner "tahw are U doing ereh?" To which the enil-rekarm replied "............. Ma Tante reckons that Yoda dyslexic was.
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ......."turn around yer silly bastard, yer heading north to Queensland! And Turbo wheeled around immediately; he didn't need to be told that they all travelled backwards up there. And so, he headed again towards the BOB, where Ahlot was standing in for the Karioke machine which had broken down, and he finished in a crescendo, " I did it........MYYYYYYY.......WAYYYYYYYY!" [Ed: this phrase was translated using digital technology - Ahlot's voice was more like a chainsaw], whereupon all the bikies just kicked out of Victoria, gave him a clap..........
Captain Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 .. and told him that he should get that treated in a few weeks. Then the Harlot dressed like Barbara Streisand in Yentl, invited the bikie Sgt-at-Arms (he usually performs it with the Maj-at-MountPerrier) to step out with him onto the stage at the BOB, and launched into his Karaoke theme song, that Yentl favourite, "The way he makes me feel", after which there was a ....................
Bandit12 Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 an embarrassed silence....... The Harlot noticed that surrounding the crowd was a posse of law enforcement agents, and was wondering what he had gotten himself into, when he noticed that he was not on stage at the BOB at all, but was actually......
Captain Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ..... at the policeman's ball, and the policeman was not happy .............. but ..............
turboplanner Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 ...........general all in brawl among the bikies to break the ice, interrupted only by Maj, who daintily stepped out on to the stage in a pink chiffon dress cut well above the knees, and trimmed with unusual shapes from cracked Rotrac muffler ends, and an "I don't care about this beer gut" look in his eye. Maj, who was the stand up comedian for the night picked his target, Foxhunter, a bikie with long sideburns. "Is that a through-bolt in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" asked Maj The crowd roared and Maj thought he had hit the bulls eye, until Foxhunters mate said "Nah. he rides a Harley and the last of the through-bolts failed at Kilmore......
Captain Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 ........... "Nah. he rides a Harley and the last of the through-bolts failed at Kilmore...... And now we have the ultimate capitulation with Harley going to water cooled heads in 2014 ............... so ..............
turboplanner Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 ...............if you buy one, make sure the waterproof heads have waterproof covers because the Sergeants at Arms, recently called an armistice from their AK47 raking activities, and met to decide a number of things, one what price denim would be in clothing produced in Bangladesh, and two they would all p$ss on any engine with watercooled heads, and for those older members, who couldn't get up a flo, bottles can be carried. They were about to adopt another rule where fairies who rode white bikes would be debagged and suspended for a week from their arms at the various front gates, which right now were subject to regular SWAT fire and.............
Captain Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 ... those wooses that ride white cruisers will be strung up like foxes or dingoes on the fences to keep others away. "Let's do it with rodents too" suggested Loxlie, but the NES crowd rushed to raise their voices against such a poxy suggestion. "We ...................
turboplanner Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 "....will not tolerate even the thought of that treatment for Our Rat" said Turbo "Even if he IS lower than a snake's belly, smells far worse than a fox, eats more rubbish than a dingo, eats our electrical wiring and craps and pees all over the house (this is confidential btw), he does not deserve to be strung up on a fence." "But not only is he a rat, but he rides a white bike AND wears white gloves" said B12, breaking in to "Bananas, in Pyjamas.............."
Captain Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 ..... are chasing Teddy Bears; Nanas in Jamas are frightening the neighbours (particularly when they don't wear the jamy bottoms); Ahlox in his bond jocks is ................
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