turboplanner Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 "...to....to......to...Oh damn the jolly old thing" said Guernsey, "I've lost the thread; where........"
Captain Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 ......... and that's not all you've lost, Geurns" commented Tink, who could be cutting when he wanted to be, and the NES oliver sudden went into ...........
turboplanner Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 ...meltdown at Salty said "Tit" and Rat's said "Tat" and then it was tit for tat for the rest of.......
Captain Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 ......... the innuendo. "I don't know about you Mavis, but I do have a couple of tats, so I'll show you my tats if you'll show me your .............
turboplanner Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 .........tartan jerkin, and.............
Captain Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ...... why do you need to largest sporran ever made?" asked Marvis "I do so hope that it is for the reason I'm thinking off" she added. (His sporran was 3 feet long and 6 horses were de-tailed to make it, which made Mavis's eyes light up, along with a number of other girls at the CWA, who started a queue by the tea urn.) "Well" replied Brine "I don't like to brag, but how big a tape measure do you have and ..............
Bandit12 Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ...is it big enough to measure 12 of ultralighting's largest.....
Captain Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ..... "Oh Mate" said Brine "6 or 8 of Ultralight's and a few of yours as well". The 12 Incher was speechless, but responded " ................
Bandit12 Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 .....that he could never compare to the magnificence of Brine's.....
turboplanner Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ...brush" "That's right", said Turbo, "I've seen him lying on the footpath in front of the Albion Hotel on a Friday night - hairs down to his knees and brush like the Piliga Scrub." "One gang tried to light it one night and it took seventeen fire trucks to put it out, and that's not................."
Captain Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 .... not counting AhLow, who was still trying to unlock the fire extinguisher. And while Brine's brush is a bit on the rugged side, he is well known locally as the "Dandy-Nong Stud" with a stud in his ........
turboplanner Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ........little finger. Cardigan was in stitches, and....
Captain Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ........little finger.Cardigan was in stitches, and.... ..... Mavis said "Darn it", while AhLow thought that he had been stitched-up ........... as it was a particularly difficult Globite padlock on the extinguisher. "This is hard and these guys are giving me grief" said Ahlocks to his Moderatti mate, known better as .............
Bandit12 Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ....one of the faceless men of the ALP, RAA, and ABC. "What faceless ABC men?" asked Turbo, perplexed, "I know about the other faceless men, but this ABC one is new to me." "Well" replied the Lockster "it's like this. I'd prefer to leave him without a name (or face) and if I told you his real name was Madge, would you still respect me in the......
Captain Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 .... glare of all the adverse publicity that will result." "I agree" said the 12 Incher "As if he gets that Board spot he'll think his doesn't pong, and is sure to get square for all those f'n Q references". "Don't be afraid, young Loxlie" volunteered TurdBro "As I know the Madge Jayco well, he is one of my best mates and we often spend time knee deep in .............
turboplanner Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 .............bargasse. In fact the bargasse are all around us usually in f'nQ, and....
Captain Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ..... Mavis just had to ask "Is Turdy referring to "bagasse", the fibrous by-product of sugar production, or is he referring to "barge-ars*" the by-product of too many sponge cakes at the CWA?" "Well Mave" replied Nanna "I'm sorry to tell you that he is referring to .........
turboplanner Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 "..........the naughty one, and..............."
Captain Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 ...... as you well know, the Turdster can be both serious, suggestive, surreptitious, sordid, serendipitous, sensuous and .............
turboplanner Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 "..salubrious, wheras you my little one eyed rat, are smelly........."
Captain Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 "..salubrious, wheras you my little one eyed rat, are smelly........." .... suave, seductive, sporranus-longus, secure, secular, sedulous, secretive, secrete-ive & second-class, yet.............
turboplanner Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 ....unsullied, insecure, unstoppable..........and uncouth, while......
Captain Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 .....Mavis was very interested and said "Turdy says that the gorgeous Rat is unsullied, so here is a chance for you and I to .....
Captain Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 ..... and sully our beloved Rat's good name by treating him like a Sultan while we play the parts of sultry .............
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