Captain Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 ........... it was explained that nobody discusses something as passé as a "Model Aircraft" anymore. And the GhostDog continued to circle waiting for the chance to attack. "Yes Tink. Get with the program, dude, you dinosaur" said Salty, then added "Here pup" and continued "These days "Model Aircraft" are known as UAV's, even when flown on a control line using a rat-racer design powered by a 1.5 cc Taipan diesel. And being a UAV, you can ................
turboplanner Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 .....apparently shoot down 747's and take out certain engines mid-flight, get caught in aileron hinges, contaminate the environment, and send the Murdoch Press into fibulations, and .................
Captain Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 .....apparently shoot down 747's and take out certain engines mid-flight, get caught in aileron hinges, contaminate the environment, and send the Murdoch Press into fibulations, and ................. ....... are well known for breaking Jab thru-bolts and Axe exhausts. "How do you know that?" asked Turdy. "Because U AV to fix them" replied Andy who, in preparation for the upcoming elections, was busy glad-handing RA-Oz members, kissing babies and making babies at every possible opportunity, especially when ............
turboplanner Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 .........people were lurking around ready to give him the dreaded "Unhelpful" Tag, which in turn triggered the awful digit after the forward slash in "likes" Although Turbo had held back from this despicable action to save his childhood friend Ratso from the scar of a forward slash digit, Ratso had branded Turbo for all time with the slur (the other two coming from 13 yo nerds), and............
Captain Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 .........people were lurking around ready to give him the dreaded "Unhelpful" Tag, which in turn triggered the awful digit after the forward slash in "likes"Although Turbo had held back from this despicable action to save his childhood friend Ratso from the scar of a forward slash digit, Ratso had branded Turbo for all time with the slur (the other two coming from 13 yo nerds), and............ ......... one of the 13 year olds replied "I may well be a foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious, or alternatively I may be a single-minded expert in a particular technical field, but at least my world-wide moniker isn't TurdBro and unlike you, I don't ...............
Captain Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ....hang around public toilets soliciting..... ...... Minties and ...........
turboplanner Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ......supplying them to Rat Hotels Group for supply to unsuspecting guests and kiddies who..................
Captain Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ..... qualify for the GYFTS program (NTTIAWWT), who won't blab to some future Republican Commission and .....
Captain Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ..... qualify for the GYFTS program (NTTIAWWT), who won't blab to some future Republican Commission and ..... ...... the GhostDog continued to prowl with sinister intent............. or is it just a Jawa .......... or one of the Roadies from Neil Young's original production of Rust Never Sleeps ............. or ........... A COUPLE OF JAWAS (BUT NOT THE BIKES). NEIL'S ROADIES.
Bandit12 Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ...has there been a sudden influx of colourful KKK members? Given that we in the NES are open and inclusive towards everyone (no matter the colour of their cape, or size of their......
turboplanner Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ......tundra wheels (avref, someone has to) when, ........
Bryon Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ...Laktater, the little lurker from Lower Lavington lurched into leering distance and .........
Captain Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 ...Laktater, the little lurker from Lower Lavington lurched into leering distance and ......... .......... took a long look at Loxie, who laconically sidled over to Lak's sister, Po, and said ............
Bandit12 Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 .......... took a long look at Loxie, who laconically sidled over to Lak's sister, Po, and said ............ ....that she had been exceedingly unhelpful lately, with her continual complaints and.....
dazza 38 Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 ....that she had been exceedingly unhelpful lately, with her continual complaints and..... spelling mistakes and ......
Captain Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 ......... not to mention when Po dressed as WonderWoman (see candid snap below), a part most often played by Turbo at the BOB, when he was not cast as Hitler (see post # 9150). Turbo loves that tiara with the star on it ........... and the yellow bondage rope .......... and the earrings. While the GhostDog continued to circle them menacingly. It was at that point that little Benny Tley stepped in to defend both Lak and Po, saying "........................
turboplanner Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 .....my sisters had a difficult upbringing, having been trained in a Queensland convent, and if you compare them with..............
Captain Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 .....my sisters had a difficult upbringing, having been trained in a Queensland convent, and if you compare them with.............. ........ the mean quartile of the female population you will find that they are just ........... Meanwhile, the GhostDog moved closer.
Captain Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 EXPOSE OF THE MODERATTI MAGNIFICENTI Investigator Ratty is pleased to be able to post the below photo, taken by a hidden camera the last time that AhLox moderated Turdbro. "My post wasn't all that obnoxious" said TurdBoy "But may have also included an "unhelpful" icon, and the next minute AhPox turned up at my joint with his special moderation persuasion tool (see photo below)" AhLow is on the left and Turbs is the bloke lighting the durry. "I agree that it does appear a bit harsh" commented Eeeen "But TurbBro is a serial offender and needed some material encouragement." "The offending post was changed voluntarily by Turdy" reported AhPox as he clicked on the safety and released the hammer.
turboplanner Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Turbo returned the favour by giving AhPox an "optimistic", and asked how his ..........
Captain Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Yet the Ghost Dog continued his (or her - NTTIAWWT) transformation ..................................
Captain Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Turbo returned the favour by giving AhPox an "optimistic", and asked how Turb's .......... ...... undies were ever supposed to be cleaned (also an AvRef after anyone flys with AhLow), without ............
Bandit12 Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 ...... undies were ever supposed to be cleaned (also an AvRef after anyone flys with AhLow), without ............ .....taking into account that The Rat's pet dish licker was also inclined to lick......
Captain Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 .....taking into account that The Rat's pet dish licker was also inclined to lick...... ...... that bit that everybody dreams about in private (NTTIAWWT), but are unwilling to discuss in polite company, except for ..............
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