Captain Posted December 6, 2014 Posted December 6, 2014 .......... saying to Turbo "We've had a lot of complaints from other Moorabbinites who have asked me to make you aware of those things near your feet. Those are called rubber pedals and they control the waggly bit off the back of the sticky-up thing .............. and see that funny looking line out there in the distance? I forget what that is called but keep your sticky-out thingos roughly level with that except when turning." "Righty-Oh" replied Tubb who was about to stick a new set of rings & valve guides in his 300L to stop that smoke. Then the BPP (Brave Pitts Pilot) added "And stop blaming that lovable little Rodent for your .......................... My Aunt has come in here to ask me to remind any bright eyed new RAA members that the above is about all you need to know to get your licence, so don't waste too much time with high-priced FTF's.
turboplanner Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 ".....wild gyrations." "You should see me on the dance floor" replied Turbo, but the BPP had become engrossed in the latest news, where Mr T was bitterly complaining about fellow Instructor, and Academic, Professor Avatar, and was suggesting that before instructors started instructing it might be a good idea if they knew how to fly. This was gaining acceptance with 15% percent agreeing the idea had merit. Madge hadn't been idle either, announcing he would fly down south (probably to Rockhampton), not only with no coolant in the Rotair, but no oil as well, just to make it difficult. "These are reliable.............."
Guest Andys@coffs Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 "Crap!" yelled the red faced brisvegus Jabiroota driver, if it was as good as you say then what about when the motion lotion is all gone........I want one that in that situation will keep going...like the energizer bunny (perhaps a bit faster because of the superior direct drive....best gearbox 1:1 the world has ever seen!) or even better if it keeps going like the thread on.......
turboplanner Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 ...and on......and on.......and on, with fresh new invective, and tall stories. "I own a Roman Candle boxer 4" said Harriet, "and my mates own two others. We've had them for a week now, and they've never let us down once" "That's because you've never started them" said Salty. "Why I was flying over the mulga at 13,000 feet and..................."
Guest Andys@coffs Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 Stop!....stop right this moment!...Just Fnq stop! yelled constable doubtfire "It sounds a bit like your advertising! and not just letting people know of your experiences, short as they are..." No!...No...no...well maybe a little bit....mumbled the Camiteers "In that case, said the goodly constable, we need you to act like dentists advertising toothbrushes and tooth paste .......You need to be in shadows and we are not allowed to see your faces! < sounds of crickets> But why asked Salty timidly Well, for a start your a F'n Ugly bunch and no matter how wondrous the Camiteer FluxCapacitor is people wont be able to get past the ugly noggin and perhaps wonder if your big nose is early onset pinochioitis.....and secondly if people can see who makes the claims of wonderous joy and amazement then they'll likely look to sue you if, on forgetting to take out the remove before flight front blanking plates, they then cook the uncookable! <further sounds of crickets> "Oh look", said Doubtfire in frustration..."Tubs and I just finished one of his legendary liaison's at the BOB and I happen to have a few spare hessian sacks that I tend to use with Tubbs...If you put them over you heads...and hold your breath............"
Captain Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 "Oh look", said Doubtfire in frustration..."Tubs and I just finished one of his legendary liaison's at the BOB and I happen to have a few spare hessian sacks that I tend to use with Tubbs...If you put them over you heads...and hold your breath............" .......... it is the nearest Turbs will ever get to autoerotic asphyxia ..... & as you all know, the colloquial term that we use for people who practice that technique is that they are a "gasper", although in Turb's case it is more of a "wheeze". "I'm into autorotation in my R44 which makes my sphincter auto-constrict" replied Turbo "Is that the same thing?" "Salty is the expert on this" answered HatBoy as he tightened his ................... La plume de ma tante flew into action when she said "Don't ban mon nephew as there are 50 sphincters in the human body and he may not have been referring to THAT one."
turboplanner Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 ........toga. Now most people don't know it, but Hatso once did a stint as Emperor of Rome itself, making the trains run on time, setting minimum standards for the wine, and directing that a new car company be set up - he called it Ferrari after his favourite cat. He never got credit for any of this, but that's life, and............ Here's a clip from one of his Board Meetings ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc
Captain Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 And here is what happened to Turbo (known by the girls of the night around Moorabbin as Methias Deuteronomy of Bangholme) when he overstepped the mark or blasphemed in a number of threads recently. The bloke in the middle of the stone-throwers with the red beard is FT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk
Captain Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 ........toga.Now most people don't know it, but Hatso once did a stint as Emperor of Rome itself, making the trains run on time, setting minimum standards for the wine, and directing that a new car company be set up - he called it Ferrari after his favourite cat. He never got credit for any of this, but that's life, and............ ............. he presently has the next best thing, being able to eat grapes and bask in the glory of being a Board Member of RA-Oz, but all is not beer-&-skittles as Hatso is packing death about the next Ides of March and refuses to have a beer (or play skittles) with anyone named Mark or Antony ............. or ............
turboplanner Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 ...or....or.. ..BRUTUS! who has bullet holes in his tail fin, a ring through his nose, and teeth like a Great White, and who.............. The result after Turbo unleashed the 357 magnum after Brutus criticised his engine............
Captain Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 ...or....or.. ..BRUTUS! who has bullet holes in his tail fin, a ring through his nose, and teeth like a Great White, and who.............. ....... is also on the Board, basking in reflected and deflected glory while ...........
turboplanner Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 .....welding Rotax exhausts for $50.00 a throw, which has made him a millionaire, and allowed him to..................
Captain Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 .....welding Rotax exhausts for $50.00 a throw, which has made him a millionaire, and allowed him to.................. ...... buy a life membership to the BOB, bribe PoxyLox so as never to be banned again, put Doubtfire on an annual retainer, and live a life of ..............
turboplanner Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 .......taunting grumpy old Harriet. It was getting close to the time for the next meeting of Circus Maximus, and.............
Captain Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 ....... It was getting close to the time for the next meeting of Circus Maximus, and............. .......... so as to be prepared, Madge bought a see-thru Toga, a couple of toga coloured Ka-Bars to tuck into his thong, a young Nubian slave (female ..... NTTIAWWT), some grapes and an .................
turboplanner Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 ....Ide of March, because it would soon be time for the Ides of March, and he wanted to be first this year. Brutus* looked amazing in his outfit, complete with dagger hanging below the toga, but as he swaggered down the main street, someone said "...................................." *Turbo respectfully advises that Ratso has lost the plot.
Captain Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 ....Ide of March, because it would soon be time for the Ides of March, and he wanted to be first this year.Brutus* looked amazing in his outfit, complete with dagger hanging below the toga, but as he swaggered down the main street, someone said "...................................." *Turbo respectfully advises that Ratso has lost the plot. ......."I'd march if it was for a good enough cause." "Coz why?" asked Turbo from his rocking chair. "Coz the Rotax guys are moving in for the kill" replied Andy "And the Hungry Man is still working on the 15th draft of his next Fatwa which is planned to be released on Christmas Eve, when ................ **Ratsack respectfully agrees with TurdBoy and plans to take some if'n he gets any worse."
turboplanner Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 ..........all babies over one year old are to be taken off the dole queue and other rortable activities, "Waht about my activity?" wailed Front Tooth, who...................................
Captain Posted December 13, 2014 Posted December 13, 2014 ..........all babies over one year old are to be taken off the dole queue and other rortable activities,"Waht about my activity?" wailed Front Tooth, who................................... ........ had chucked in his RA-Oz membership and joined ASRA. "He bought a Gyro" said the little kid in the classroom. "What colour?" yelled the bloke on the clifftop. "Lucky I bought new shoes" said the girl in the Chinese restaurant. "Here" said Andy "Sit on this and pre-rotate, before you ...............
turboplanner Posted December 14, 2014 Posted December 14, 2014 "....group in your uncultivated way." "I've noticed nose wheels around here seem to be used for cultivation these days" said the BPP pilot, who was immediately set upon by the site stoners, led by.............
Captain Posted December 14, 2014 Posted December 14, 2014 "....said the BPP pilot, who was immediately set upon by the site stoners, led by............. ............ Casey and Andrew. "I pilot mo-bikes and slow V8 Soup Cars" said Casey. "And I used to be Deputy Premier of the greatest state north of Mextoria and south of the Land-of-Queens, but I think I might now make a run a Wazza Truss's job so that I can look after CASA, which has to be a breeze of a job as CASA are so outstandingly competent, they never have a chip on either shoulder and CASA just ooze ...............
Captain Posted January 2, 2015 Posted January 2, 2015 ...... stone faces (& faeces), stone hearts and stone ............
Bryon Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 .....the bruddy clows" exclaimed Nobu "He is not a clow, ...uh...crow, he is just a naughty magpie who has been pinching Madges bloomers off the line at.....
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