turboplanner Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 If Goldy Lox wishes to display, then HE SHOULD BE FREE TO DO SO. Ratso, in a rare support for Turbo added "I fought a WAR for our freedoms!!!!!! "Which War?" asked Turbo, but Ratso was............ Ratso in the days when he was a Ferrari salesman
Captain Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 .......... taken aback, and that is when the trouble REALLY started, because that photo proves that Turdy has been sniffing around Mrs Ratso (in true 'Vette owner fashion). "How do you know that" asked Turbs feigning innocence. "Well, there is only one version of that photo, and that is one that Mrs So had (as a turn-on) in a locket nearest to her heart" replied a stunned and disappointed Ratsack. "Wow" said Andy who had seen a red 'Vette getting fuel in Coffs & Splutters "I was aware that Turbo is a stud, but if he has done that to my best mate Ratty (and to Salty, but he just hasn't found out yet), he might have .............
turboplanner Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 ".......done that to all the board members when they were off on their "secret men's business" and "scarring ceremonies" where they cut each other with bottles, but in the nicest way." HandyAndy who had been under pressure from Exasperator recency chimed in.........
Captain Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 .......... "And the fact that some might be Gay Board Members (NTTIAWWT [being a gay or lesbian member of the board. There is actually quite a lot wrong with just being a normal AC Board Member]) doesn't stop him from getting another notch on his steering wheel either." Andy commented as Turbo ............
turboplanner Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 .....reeled back in horror at seeing the photo Ratso had just emailed to him with the comment that.........................
Captain Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 .....reeled back in horror at seeing the photo Ratso had just emailed to him with the comment that......................... ........ "I'd get some stitches in that if I was you." Andy, who is a delicate flower and a bored Board Member with a member like a board, looked around furtively and offered the following explanation. "I used to .............
Captain Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 ........ love Goldi Locks until I saw post #9846. Geeez Ahlot is a shocker, and do you reckon that his legs actually join at the top?" Turbo crushed the can, stubbed out his cigar, scratched his ring, stood up from the chair and after lengthy consideration, said "...........
bull Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 Now there is no call for speculation on this subject at all is there? said Turbo, why just last week...............
turboplanner Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 ........I saw Ahlot trying to climb a ladder to put out a fire, and while his legs do appear to hinge where they should, his arms were hanging down to the same height, and......
Captain Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 .......... talking about hanging down, I recently searched the interweb for a photo of bull-from-bone, and there was one based on a recent passport photo. After seeing that/them/it I have a new respect for bull-from-bone and have arranged to meet him today for a XXXX and a 4-&-20 just so that I can see them close up. When we meet I'll say "G'day bull, how's they jack-a-cricket going and how are they ........
turboplanner Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 ........haaa.....haaaaan........and then you'll be ru........ru......running! Ande then................. Not many people know that Ratso made his money selling shoes. Turbo has been diligently searching his history, and while suppressed by ASIO over some of the more juicy bits, he did come across this novel way of advertising to the Wagga Wagga clientele, some of who wore shoes in those days.
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Loxy was quick to interject." Only the car racers could afford shoes back then, Us aviators used to wrap sports pilot around our feet, but alas now all we can do is.......
turboplanner Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 "....wrap our feet in red tape." "Red tape is quite useful in some areas, but not so good in others" said Foxhunter, who'd just.......
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 come away from seeing Mrs So and was walking very tentatively and casting worry glances towards his crotch and fly where a little bit of red.......
Captain Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 ....... could be seen. "I'm proud of my red crutch" he said "And so is Mrs So" added the hunter of the Vulpini. Then he piped up that "Now that poorer RAA members can't wrap their feet in Sportpilot magazines, they need to enclose their feet in old versions of Apple tablets that can purchased at chemists for ........ EDITOR'S COMMENTS ................WARNING ............ For those with delicate constitutions, please look away, as below is a photo of Foxy's red crutch .....................
turboplanner Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 "That not led clutch" interjected Nobu "THIS led clutch"
bull Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 he had used to transfer power from his old hillman hunter to use in his new zelo project was just the ticket,why all you had to do was drop the clutch and it ..................
turboplanner Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 .......would fly. "Yes, to pieces" said Salty who used to drag race down Lonsdale Street before it was named Muggers Lane and the traffic was dominated by footpads and.......
turboplanner Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 .......anything else to end the writers' block which seems to have prevented our normally extensive use of aviation references following the hissy fit of Plain Drivel, who........
Captain Posted May 17, 2015 Posted May 17, 2015 .......anything else to end the writers' block which seems to have prevented our normally extensive use of aviation references following the hissy fit of Plain Drivel, who........ .....se Hissy Pads fit ..........
turboplanner Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ...Savannahs, Hornets, Drifters (avrefs) and even............
Captain Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ...Savannahs, Hornets, Drifters (avrefs) and even............ ..... Deserts, Wasps, Swaggies, High Plains, Bees and those little midge things that are a pain in the Jack-O-cricket's ............ TURBO ..... DURING HIS SWAGGIE DAYS, WHILE SAVING UP FOR HIS CORVETTE. ANDY ..... ROUGHING IT IN THE BACKBLOCKS BEHIND COFFS & GETTING READY FOR A SKINNY-DIP. THE MOTORHOME AND THE 3 TOPLESS LADIES ARE OUT-OF-SHOT ON THE LEFT. BUT THE DUCKS ARE JUST COMING AROUND THE CORNER IN THE BACKGROUND. (CONTRARY TO WHAT IS SHOWN IN THIS PAINTING, ANDY WAS NOT TOUCHING HIMSELF ........... (WELL NOT AT THIS TIME, ANYWAY)).
turboplanner Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ..........however, shortly after this paining was completed he got what was termed in the 19th Century, "billy burn" when he tried to boil his...............
bull Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 pink leather jacket {The annual GM was happening that night at the Blue Oyster Bar} and billy got the shits ,cause he wanted to boil his blue one first and threw the pot at him in a Hissy Fit{Aviation referance} of rage, Should ave seen it ,cried Nobu,,ha hahha flarking flunny .......
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