turboplanner Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 .......especiary when bull got on the mango juice and..........
Captain Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ..... Andy (BoardyRef) did his usual party-trick of trying to pick (NoseRef) the boiling billy (SwaggieRef) out of the fire using his .....
Captain Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ...... you know what. "It hurts as much lifting that hot Billy out of the fire as it does when I have 3 galahs perched on it" said Andy rather proudly, as he .....
turboplanner Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ..........often fed them in the garden and felt he was part of the family, especially when he posted something on RF about.........
bull Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Turbo ,s f16 adventures at wagga wagga years ago in this thread {took nsw power 6 weeks to replace all the lines he took down said Arhlocks}I remember that cried ratsack..{as he sized the galahs up for the microwave}......
turboplanner Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 .........and added the creme de menthe marinade. Turbo froze; this was something he didn't want brought up on RF for security reasons. He'd done his time at Nellis AFB near Las Vegas, on the F16, and part of that was low level attack, but he became homesick, and taking advantage of training exercises, worked his way across the Pacific with a full weapons platform, refuelling from tankers, and busting for a leak by the time he entered Australian airspace around Newcastle (after being told "the RA clowns breach CTA there so often that we don't worry about them) and headed down towards the Riverina where he saw.......
Captain Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ..... The Rock and did a Biggles. (ApocryphalWreckFlyingAvRef) "Geeez" said Turbs "That wasn't Crème de Menthe what I drunk, that was Absinthe and I've been high since I left Nellis. Oh, well, what else is new?" "Have another swig" said the Green Fairy as she whispered in his shell-like ear (TemptationRef). "Did someone call me" interjected Ahlox (GreenModerattiFairyRef) "As I don't ever recall saying that to Turbo in the back seat of his F16 (AvRef) while we were over YKKA (AvCodeRef), although ........... A WELL KNOWN PHOTO OF TURBO HOOKING INTO THE ABSINTHE IN A LYGON ST DIVE, WITH PLANS OF HIS INCOMPLETE RV6 PROJECT ON THE TABLE WHILE AHLOX PLAYS THE PART OF THE GREEN FAIRY (AHLOX'S HAIR IS A WIG BUT THE REST OF HIM IS DINKUM). "WHICH BITS DO I RIVET FIRST?" TINK HAD JUST ASKED THE WAITER.
turboplanner Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 ......i could tell yous (sic) what goes on in the back of a fire truck now and then. "It's all the time" said the WW Fire Chief, "we often have houses burn down while we are stopped waiting for him to ......."
turboplanner Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 ...Compose himself to he can unlock the gate.* "I hope he unlocks the gate if my aircraft ever catches on fire" said Madge "In your case" said Chariot (would was no appreciating the close attention his antics had been receiving over the past year), "he'll probably start the fire and........" * About five years ago, Young Ahlox let a Jabiru burn to the ground on an airport runway on the grounds that the emergency gate was locked.
bull Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 But thats the ideal use for jabs ,cried Nobu, not much good for anything else ,but they burn well for those winter days warming your hands .............
bull Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 and they make good paper weights too after you remove that boat anchor out of the front said elratsac............
Captain Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 "I'm getting sick of the attacks, and who's talking about burning me?" yelled Jabba the Small House as he stood on the balcony, next to a CWA urn and any early coffee machine, next to a woman with purple hair and small ......... (This photo also includes a very rare glimpse of Blank Page in the background).
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 " (This photo also includes a very rare glimpse of Blank Page in the background). "Wow!" said Andy...Are you sure that's me old mate Blank? "Yes!" said Rat..."you can tell cause the guy next to him has a Captain Hook forearm attachment and you cant see his other hand because it appears to be manipulating Monsieur Blanks vocal chords into producing random sentances that start with "Don't you worry about that...." and "something about feeding the chooks" and something else about how great pumkin scones are!" "Indeed" agreed Tubs, "Cant make head nor tails out of all the other words...and reminds me of Jerry and his mander" another fine Queensland partnership of impecabull upbringing Menawhile Bull was looking perplexed at the photo and said"Are you sure that's Jaba the small house, it looks very much like Joe's old mate Rusty Hinge...who it was said might have swiped too much of the aforementioned chook feed and or pumpkin scones
Captain Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 "Now, now, now, ......... don't you, you, you, worry about that young AndyS" came a voice from the past "You're just trying to make trouble, that's what you are." (GerrymanderRef and RAAEGMRef) Andy looked around in a mixture of fear, trepidation, panic and a bit of a spoonfull just as, out of the mist up on the border (SpookyRef), where men are men and the cane-toads are nervous, walked a line-up of people from the Land of Queens who served the AUF so well. There was Kms & Kms, followed closely by a Runcible Spoon, A Hungry Man, and .......... A RUNCIBLE SPOON, 3 CANETOADS AND ONE OF ANDY'S ATTACK-DUCKS. (Note the bonnet on the duck, which is compulsory wearing by both blokes and blokettes, in the closed & closeted society that exists at Coffs). TURDBOY AND SALTY, OUT PUNTING ON THE YARRA THIS MORNING, AFTER READING THIS POST ON THEIR TABLETS (from their Webster Packs). TEDDY LEAR'S REFERENCE TO TURDY'S & SALTY'S SUSS FRIENDSHIP. (NTTIAWWT)
Captain Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 ....... is this where I put in my thumb?" asked Ahlox, winding up his sleeves with a ..........
bull Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 twang as he pulled the latex gloves on ,,,now Turdy just bend over here and i,ll....
turboplanner Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 .......but he was too late. Turbo, who had simply dropped in hoping to see the Green Fairy (Ref #9883) was in orbit, well clear of those nasties on.................
Captain Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 ...... those Nuns. "Did you know that both the Owl and the Pussycat pee-green?" asked Planey, who knew his nursery rhymes inside out, hypothesized about the after effects of Absinth (or asparagus), but then added ....... DEAR NES'ERS. ..... PLEASE SEE THE MIDDLE DRAWING IS POST # 9891, AND NOTE HOW TURDY LOOKS VERY CONTENTED AND SALTY IS STARING AT THE ARTIST TRYING TO LOOK ALL INNOCENT. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?
Captain Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 ..... and don't forget that well known philosophical saying about people being away from their homes ......... "Absinth makes the tart grow .........
turboplanner Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 "......bolder" Turbo had accidently been looking at another forum, when who should post a photo on it but Ahlock in his fireman's suit with the sleeves rolled up and the pants cut well above the knee. Those fireman's boots.............
turboplanner Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 ...elbows. As we know, Loxie is a slight little thing, and............
Captain Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 ...elbows. As we know, Loxie is a slight little thing, and............ ...... he will slight you on WreckFlying at the drop of a hat, or his .......
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