The Never Ending Story

[bull]

force was always used when tackling wookies at the local airfield {bloody hard to get that hair out of my teeth too said turdy}now if maj could just get that millenium falcon under weight he could ...............

 

 

[Captain]

..... change the name from Madge's "Millennium Falcon" to Turbo's well-known "Decade Budgie", or .....

 

 

[turboplanner]

...Hatso's Annual Shower, or even Ratso's ten second effort, and without...................

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

a mere blink of a single eyelid or a spin or two of the magical whiz-wheel, dominate the heavens once again as the true Jedi nite that he has now become......

 

 

[Captain]

..... where Ratso noted that Madge has lifted himself up from the Board to attend the NES, yet had lowered himself down from the Board to just be a lowly Jedi Nite (much easier that 6 times a nite, which is Madge's norm), but that just shows what a great .........

 

 

[turboplanner]

........sharer Madge is, especially when he..............

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

...shares his cockpit with young student pilots who have yet to experience Warp3......he ....

 

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....has that look in his which says "this is going to work out very well indeed"

 

She has that look in here eye that says "I'll pull the throttle on downwind, and he'll be shaking so much that he'll forget all about it, but if that doesn't work, I'll........"

 

 

[Captain]

......... take those Tom Cruise sunnies and use them to make a mess of his Madge (Maverick) Mallard boyish good looks.

 

 

 

"Oh look" said the lovely lass in red "Why does Madge have those cleavage finder prisms stuck in his Fredbans which allow him to look right and down, when all I want is a ...........

 

 

[turboplanner]

....view of the beautiful hills and streams"

 

"Because he's had years to perfect those CF (NOT avref) prisms after starting with duct tape and Ford F100 mirrors on his Drifter" called Turbo over the radio, using normal RA radio protocol.

 

"They were very obvious" continued Turbo, whose squelch was really something to see, but the girls were Queen.........."

 

Just then a Dash Hate broke in "Y................."

 

 

[bull]

.....You all betta get those pretend planes outa my way ,asa i,m coming through,{and i,ve got 3 lovely lasses in my plane who work for me so there }............

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

....those cleavage finder prisms on the Fredbans were working just as planned , as the Jedi Madge admired the girls ample grip on the large joystick....he made her do another circut anyway so he could..

 

 

 

[turboplanner]

.......get the courage up enough to make......

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

.......her tell him where she'd bought those beaut looking NQ flying boots !..they had glitter on them!..he wanted a pair also for all those late night parties aboard the Mallenium

 

Falcon when all the Jedi were in town at that favourite bar......she.

 

 

[turboplanner]

......she sized him up, she sized him down, then......

 

 

[bull]

gave out invites to all for the reopening of the Blue Oyster Bar, Yippee cried...

 

 

[turboplanner]

..........Salty, who'd loved seafood and had never been to the BoB. He'd been brought up in downtown Dandenong, when it wasn't......

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

...ever warm enough to even consider wearing NQ flying boots anywhere, especially to some strange bar....

 

 

[bull]

So on went the flares and high heel boots , %*&%$ screamed Elrato as the tight jeans zipper caught on his ....................

 

 

[turboplanner]

......morse control, kicking the engine to full throttle. He pis.................

 

 

[Captain]

AS AN ASIDE, ............................AND LOOKING AT THE PHOTO IN MADGE'S POST # 9937, THOSE ARE A FINE PAIR OF F'N Q LEGS ABOVE THOSE FINE F'N Q FLYING BOOTS, BUT WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS HAIRY GROWTH ON THE LEFT BOTTOM OF THAT PHOTO. ..............................VIEWERS BE WARNED.

 

 

 

IT IS ALSO NOTED WHERE MADGE HAS STRATEGICALLY PLACED HIS FUEL TESTER AND THE STEWED ANT WAS HEAR TO ASK OTHER AT THE AIRFIELD "IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE TO TEST YOUR FUEL 10 TIMES DURING A FLIGHT?" MADGE'S SOLICITORS ARE YET TO SUBMIT THEIR RESPONSE.

 

 

[Bryon]

......morse control, kicking the engine to full throttle. He pis.................

......itioned his hand on his rather large joystick (NTTIAWWT), leaned over (CF lens Ref) and whispered huskily into her ear...............

 

 

[turboplanner]

..........."the Rotax 912 is the best engine ever known to man, but....."

 

 

[bull]

That wont get you in the door of the blue oyster bar ,as Turdy was acting as a CASA bouncer, and he wont let you in without the latest ............

 

 

[Captain]

That wont get you in the door of the blue oyster bar ,as Turdy was acting as a CASA bouncer, and he wont let you in without the latest ............

..... pension card .......... eh?, (F'nQRef) or ..............